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Romance / Re: Guys Help Me Decode by smoby(m): 11:28pm On Sep 12, 2017
agbonkamen:
I have read this nonsense again and again but I still don't understand... grin
hello baby doll grin
Romance / Re: Guys Help Me Decode by smoby(m): 11:26pm On Sep 12, 2017
theGigolo:
There is a colleague of mine I have told i have told her of my intentions and i have told her I like her but she's doing like TV that is not clear.
Lately she has been romancing my arms and back this days and I do give her space cos she brushed it off thinking I am not serious. She told me that if I do gragra for her it will not favor me.
she don give u green light be dat guy...... Bt u dey slack use the bad boy way enter no carry her mind ooo, jst use small small enter..... Last statement mean say if u dey do say i dey draw body near u u dey do any how if u cont dey do this yur shakara u no go Bleep pssy
Career / Re: Biochemistry Vs Microbiology: Which One Has More Job Opportunities In Nigeria? by smoby(m): 11:18pm On Sep 12, 2017
Pls i want 2knw about physics....
Career / Re: Biochemistry Vs Microbiology: Which One Has More Job Opportunities In Nigeria? by smoby(m): 10:45pm On Sep 12, 2017
Tascom236:
What of those that are now studying chemistry, physics and stuffs like dhat.
i will like to knw 2 especially physics
Romance / Re: Urgent Advice Needed Please Should I Forgive Her Or Not???? Explicit Content +18 by smoby(m): 2:52pm On Sep 12, 2017
I No be Joro ehn... Bt frm ur story let me give u sm advise.... First don't call her be a Man go to her house meet her parent..... Do you knw what she is holding u down because of ur money it the truth bt u tryn to change her Not sure if it will work, once a street will always be a street..... My advise for u is look for another gul..... Or play neutral...... Even if u forgive her 101times it will still happen bt go to her parent listing to them first before i will go further
Romance / Re: Sexual Abstinence Still Remain The BEST! (for Unmarried Folks) by smoby(m): 2:34pm On Sep 12, 2017
Amarabae:
He looks so hot with a big cucumber!
Her shape is tempting with a hot watermelon!
The urge is stepping in and sexual feeling is building up in you!
You want him or her inside of you, you want it sloppy and harder,
you want a pounding,so that you can mourn,scream, and shed tears of joy,
#I deeply understand, yes premarital Sex can be sweet and fun-filled!
BUT have you thought about the negative impact premarital sex can have in your life?
Lets start with STDs!
Yes condom will be used but have you heard about condom break during the pounding?
With many fake condoms in markets now,Do you know that if condom break happens,you are now exposed to STDs both curable and incurable?
Dear sister, before you start sucking that his long hard pipe, have you heard about precums?
Though the rate of infection happening through precum is low,yet the possibility can not be written off,
mr headgiver, be careful,vaginal fluid can harbour microorganisms that can cause infection,
some STD carriers are on revenge mission,looking for who to infect,
why do you want to risk your future just for 10mins fun,
why not wait till you are married?

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The spiritual negative side of premarital sex!
Have you heard about spirit husband and wife?
Oh yes, they are REAL!
Many frusration,setback,limitation,hinderances etc that many unmarried folks are having came as a result of negative effect of sleeping around with multiple sex partners,
looking at it from a spiritual angle, premaritial sex is a sin before God and Man!
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What about the psychological trauma and stigmatisation you will go through if you contact an infection through premaritial sex,
or how disappointed your family will be if they find out,
I know that legally,if you are above 18yrs,you can have sex!
But dont let that deceive you,
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premarital sex is not worth the negative risk,
infact masturbation is a bit less risky than premarital sex,
thought both of them are bad though!
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save your future!
Be wise!
Zip up till marriage!
Thank you my sweethearts!
so ur telling me that even till now ur still a virgin?

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Celebrities / Re: Girl Licks Adewale Adeleke's Sweaty Face When She Saw Money At Club (Photos) by smoby(m): 2:28pm On Sep 12, 2017
Shabi the guy face now don turn licki licki..... Women grin
Romance / Re: Is It Really Bad To Test Your GF/BF ??? by smoby(m): 2:23pm On Sep 12, 2017
Sniper12:
wetin u wan know am for, he go collect ya babe o
the guy na prof for babe 101 jst want knw how he take do the. Magic.....
Romance / Re: Is It Really Bad To Test Your GF/BF ??? by smoby(m): 12:35pm On Sep 12, 2017
Sniper12:
would you do it and do you think its bad
i once did it and it backfired. My churchy babe was one of the nicest and decent gals i had ever met. i was gisting my guy about her and he was like ogbeni forget it all of dem na the same , i was like hmmmm my case is different. we den had a bet, he added her up and began chatting. my babe reported d guy to me and was like do you know him, i said nope make sure you delete him o. she said yes. i was impressed. but alas she began to chat with him till he lost interest because i told him not to push. 6 months later my guy had deleted her and she messaged him out of boredom. she began to chat about our relationship and all to him o. her school was on vacation and she was looking for where to go imagine o. i was out of town that period went for some consulting job in the SS . my friend kept discouraging her not to come, because no babe comes to his den and leaves like that. she was adamant nothing would happen. she went and the rest is history angry grin. i blasted her and she began to beg. i don't know what happened, am not usually like that, i don't Bleep around bla bla bla. She still uploads church/religious tins on her whatsapp o. i fear all this church babes cheesy. she opened for me after 6 months but opened for a stranger on the same day. nna ehn
op abeeg u i fit knw that ur guy. The guy bad
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by smoby(m): 12:18pm On Sep 12, 2017
Somborri should jst give me chance to faint........... Bt before i do have u see the movie spider gul? If yes i can now faint in peace...
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi Mix 2 Officially Launched - Full Specifications And Price by smoby(m): 7:50am On Sep 12, 2017
If u think this device is beast..... Check the one nokia is about to lunch..... Those guyz are starting to top the market once more......i see them topping the. Market once more.



Even i phone 8 was lunched with 4t..mah battry.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by smoby(m): 8:37pm On Sep 11, 2017
Mine is i like u buut i cant date you...... Choi my head format i come stand like statue of liberty with my books for my hand.
Romance / Re: Lmao,from Arabian Princess To Ibadan Geh After Marriage by smoby(m): 4:16pm On Sep 11, 2017
Sylver247:
If you follow that guy Joro ehn, you will see all sorts of issues people are going through.

You go even thank God for your small issues that you're complaining about.
how can i follow him cas
Have been look for his blog or anything
Phones / Re: Camon Cx...... Pls Help... by smoby(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2017
MizMyColi:


Why not put a call through to carlcare?
pls is there anyway i can get it in the market
Phones / Camon Cx...... Pls Help... by smoby(m): 4:36pm On Aug 12, 2017
How much is tecno camon cx replacement touch pad and battery
Car Talk / Re: Allen Samuel From Ondo Constructs Car (Photos, Video) by smoby(m): 11:12pm On Aug 10, 2017
jjjjj2017:
Nigeria is a useless country!
A guy constructed a perfectly working fm radio transmitter, he met with Olagunsoye Oyinlola & all what he could offer him was schorlarship to Osun state technical school. after that, nothing else.
The said guy even broadcast using the transmitter but later NCC arrest the guy, seized his transmitter & attempted to jail him if not for the intervention of the neighbours.
Despite the fact that the guy explained himself to NCC officials, his explanation fell on their deaf hears & they seize his transmitter right away.
The guy is now a radio/power bank repairer but said that he can still rebuild the transmitter but the fear of NCC will not let him do that.

Nigeria is a country that doesn't encourage talented people but kill their talent.
no be curse bt nigeria will never go forward....
Romance / Re: Pls Ur Advice Is Needed... by smoby(m): 5:18pm On Aug 05, 2017
torqque7:
Sometimes we as guys have to firm and just say NO TO things,he made a mistake,same thing happened to me but mine was that she said she wanted to go to a party with her friends cos her friends boyfriend was lunching his bar,she asked for my permission to go and said she really wanted to go so I just grudgingly gave her permission. That was my mistake,she told me one guy took her number there that day and I noticed she started acting funny and lying about things so I just ended it even though I loved her I just moved on cos I felt very betrayed and at this stage in my life I can't be in a relationship where my mind will not be at rest and I'll start dragging my girlfriend with a guy she just met?nahh did that when I was still in the university and I can't be doing that now again because at this stage I should be thinking of settling down and getting married and that definitely can't be done with a girl who can't be trusted..these hoes ain't loyal bruh..tell your man to move on to better things and life,he can still keep her as a side chick tho.
tumbs up bro........ Thats shows ur value.
Business / Re: 23 Super Tips To Get The Kind Of Results You Want In Freelancing by smoby(m): 11:12am On Aug 04, 2017
Op pls were and how can i get this kind of job
Romance / Is It A Sin To Tell Your Girl You Love Her??? by smoby(m): 11:07am On Aug 04, 2017
Ye Mfm J.witness Rcg L.chossen W.man And Others I refuse To Mention Come In Here..
Romance / Re: How Do I Move On From Her?? by smoby(m): 10:55am On Aug 04, 2017
I feel ur pain, I've been there, we all I've been there, even if you are still there, believe me you r hrting urself instead.jst let go she is not the only woman on this planet..... I knw it not easy bt try killing yr feelins.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Is In Love With You And You Don't Love Her In Return? by smoby(m): 7:56pm On Aug 02, 2017
Tell her u dont love her. Even ladies do the same when they dont love u... And forget abt breaking her heart.
Romance / Re: Pls Ur Advice Is Needed... by smoby(m): 10:54pm On Jul 30, 2017
Weezyclan:
This shows the gal can't be trusted. the guy trusted her, let the guy move on with his life. if they meant to be together they will..
but she is some how blaming the guy. Y will she??
Religion / Re: Lady Dies After Man Reveals To Her On Facebook That He Had A Dream She Will Die by smoby(m): 12:15am On Apr 15, 2017
kbams241:
Dis serious...d guy shuld b arrested...
U r a big fool for saying this rubbish..... idiot psycho..
Romance / Re: Kmjwj by smoby(m): 8:19pm On Apr 14, 2017
bro if u reach home *****in vector voice ****drink warra,,,...... let her go focus on something else..... she no deserve u......

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Romance / Re: A 52 Year Old Surgeon Wants To Marry Me. by smoby(m): 8:16pm On Apr 14, 2017
Hoddor:


No dear, it's not about being clingy, she told me that she was in Nigeria for more that two months, and that she likes Nigerian men, because one of her friends in Austria is married to a Nigerian. That why she wants me is that I'm different from the ones she has met, as she doesn't hide the fact that she likes Nigerian men, so all of them wants to take advantage of it, by trying to force her to marry them, and they keep telling her of all the things they'd do to her on bed... I was plain with her, and told her I had a girlfriend but not married.... She said she knows nigeria is in recession, so everyone wants out, but not me, and that was a sign that I'm for her.
choii my man your own finish u no see 30 or 35 even 40 na manage u come go 50.......i pray u receive brains.
Crime / Re: Nigeria Road Safety Commander Cut Hair Of Female Employees,/pics by smoby(m): 11:19am On Apr 12, 2017
i really don't get it...... is that the job u r employed for........... oloshi oversabi. /busybody.
Crime / Re: Nigeria Road Safety Commander Cut Hair Of Female Employees,/pics by smoby(m): 11:17am On Apr 12, 2017
i really don't get it...... is that the job u r employed for........... oversabi.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by smoby(m): 5:47pm On Mar 29, 2017
TrueHeart365:
guys these days are ultimate fcukboys and it's really annoying how you submit to these hoes whose love for you is only for the goodies you give them.

lemme tell you from my experience. i used to be this foolish for love until i learnt that humans will always take for granted what they can easily get.

my girlfriend of 8 months wanted to play that game with me and even though i fell for it at first, thank God for my mum and sisters who sat me down and thought me what i used to tame her.

bro, that you care about someone doesn't mean you have to give her your dignity and pride. she sees how submisive you are and will continue to take you for a ride until you become a side nigga.

invite her over(don't make the mistake of goung to her place), be a man and prepare for the worst while you ask her to chose between you and the new nigga(cos it's obvious she has developed feelings for him).

be the alpha male and set some rules in your relationship. which mumu love you dey talk about.

no woman, i repeat.. no woman will ever respect or stay loyal to a weak man. they want you to take control and the moment you can't they take you for a ride.

please enough of this silly "i love her so much" talk, it's no excuse to be the doormat in the relationship.
love ur mom ND sis for buying u a new set of brain......... I say kudos to them....... If there's one thing I have learn is try getting rich ND u will see them running after u............so for now it's just me ND me dreams.

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes Facebook Lover In Lagos Who Turned Out To Be His Niece (pics) by smoby(m): 2:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ha ha ha....... Talk about the proverb don't throw stone in a market... Dumb ass.
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Ever Orgasm Or Squirt During Sex? Join Whatsapp Group by smoby(m): 11:16am On Mar 07, 2017
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Romance / Re: Am I Treating Her Fairly? What Are Your Thought? by smoby(m): 11:11am On Mar 01, 2017
***clear throat *****there's a proverb which goes like this..... No matter how small a fish is if it swam into a fishermen net it will become food.... We do mistakes everyday 2 learn.... I have come to many stories like this that end up wit the guy regretting wishing if he can change back d hand of time... Bro the biggest mistake u did was spending ur hard earned money on her all in the name of schooling... Or else you r doing it generously, looking at ur story in my own opinion the love is no longer there, even if she doesn't want sex now at least 4month nd she did not call u, common Bro be real with ur self....... I have come to learn no matter how much u got family first if my fam is still lacking in some area's until dey r comfortable i ain't spending on no Gul who latter will leave me for someone who will maybe spending on her than I do.latter give him her virginity... Let's be wise Bro... ND do the right things before we fall too deep....... Bt if u Continue..... Mark this day...... After her nysc she will be done with u. Like my guyz go say if u see woman wey love you.... U go know....... Thnk u.

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