Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright...
2 Baba my real niggarrr


What will you say about davido the untalented Moda fuckkking frog voice

HeadShot:
Gbam...

In Islam.. Allah has given all males to marry as many as they wish... Even if you are incapable of taking Care of them....

That's why my friends gate man Abdul have four wives including a 12 year but old in daura..

In Islam men are given licence to roam the earth and mate... While their women are hidden inside hijabs and niqabs in the kitchen..

yeyeboi:
OP na indomin generation full nairaland these days.

blingxx:
Typical African mentality . Black man is cursed..




This story is fake tho

MejiLoyon:
I keep hearing these stories
Men just dey loose guard anyhow.
Carry them go house na fight
Go hotel na slump
Maybe she Don take plenty oja
The dead tell no tales so scratch that

To those that will read this, below are valid points that should help avoid stories like these Wey dey cause shalaye.

OBO RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
1. Though shalt not lodge Olosho. No one knows where dem dey come from or her craze history. Olosho na shoot at sight. That is funje ko japa. Don't sleep on bicycle.

2. Never pick away matches from home. You Don ever hear say team dey go use aeroplane pick opponent? Lai Lai. You don't know the outcome of the match. Anything can happen. Make she move. Pick her from any busstop go any lungu wey una wan play the match. E get why.

3. Never allow them shayo. Never ever. If them wan Manya make am small. Besides Shey na Manya una come do for there? Play your league match and go. No time

4. And most important.... Never allow both of you sleep over till the next day. One must discharge. Either make you discharge or make she discharge. Na night bad things dey happen. God no go let us dey overnight with person wey village people Don dey dial their number Wey be say na that night her ip come dey go.

In conclusion, dem no dey give medal for obow. Do wetin you fit do maneauver comot for there. If na overnight package nack with sense. No go dey do gymnastics. If na shuke shuke do am like that. No go dey form style. Make person vein no go burst inside brain.
Nack with sense. God no go shame us.

Lastly and most importantly..... Never allow a calabar girl rap on your microphone. Kayamasantara.....na part of wetin I shout that night be that. You'll die trust me.

snoopanddre:
The only serious thing here that you are overlooking is that your LIFE is no more safe with that woman, and since u are not her child, she will pretend with u and b planning to eliminate u any time because d boyfriend must have told her about u suspecting them. This is Africa, be wise and b wary of both of them cos they could even set u up to keep their evil secret. But pls don't quarrel or hold grudge against any one but be VERY CAREFUL, I know what am saying.

SmartProf:
Her big god back stage has decided to compensate her. This kind of shoemaker may have impressed a big god in fixing his strong shoes in za oza room and this maybe the reward.

tumababa:


As expected.. sis don chop/suck clean mouth. Mutual something...

marvelphysics:
I taught it was caused by all these space shuttles landind and crashing on the moon that caused it
May we not go and carry the wrong organism to another planet where it will mutate to aliens that wil wipe us out IJN

Timekeeper:
See the babe sef, see as cum full her mouth...


Cum can never stop in this lady mouth..

How can someone go to a competition with the intention to suck dick and fvck live....

All Of una wey dey bear Erica oooo., more cum to your mouth ooo . I hope u guys wunt go and be fvcking in the market square

Nigerians are even contributing for her but they will be quick to blame the govt when they increase fuel price...


Misplaced priorities... We deserve the Buhari we are seeing now...


Anyway, see my siggy

DaddyRochie1642:




Oga to slap you dey hungry me

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


Hungry wetin.... although I love okro soup sha.. especially that raw one when it is mixed with stew

But nor be Hungry dey do me now..
If you know wetin dey go on for mind as i see those oyinbo Russia
I just dey reason say how i wish i fit bomb them now
If you understand what bombing is all about then you must be a real niggarrr

hunterezi:


Thanks for your kind response! I'll make it known when its finally out.

UDUJ:
Italy matters. Edo to the world

So these ladies parade their stuff in the day time as well? . I always thought they only come out at night

XXXXTENTACION:
Mad cunt

MejiLoyon:
Into the man. With hairy blokos and pot belly

Smartest business man ever.
Became a joke to make the pepper.
He isn't the first
For those of us old enough
The trend started in the late 80s with those men who dressed like women and stuffed their yanshes with rags to make them huge. Walking down the street ringing bells to sell their soaps or dusting powder.
Bob is the same jare
Bob only packaged it.

hunterezi:
Mediafy! Its a Media application I'm developing. It'll be out by next month. Good user interface and lyrics.

Also, it automatically shows subtitles when watching a movie with Mediafy.

Pls support my work when its out! Thanks