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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 9:54am On Sep 15, 2015
rekeson:


If NNPC doesn't give u and ur Eruditor dis job ehh, u guys might become suicidal...

Bunch of ignorant peeps waiting for validation when d handwriting is all over the wall. SMH for all these ND and HND holders on this thread, they always make d loudest noice.

I posted something just like everyone else does, u are to read it and decide what to do with d info. But when u turn around and attack me for informing the house, then we have a problem. I owe u or anyone else no apology for posting wot I know, and I don't even have to post evidence just so that u and ur minions can believe me.

I DON'T CARE IF U BELIEVE ME OR NOT. Take ur wailing to PMB and NNPC, I have no hand in the temporary or permanent suspension of the current recruitment exercise..... Just airing my opinion in a free world where everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



The same you claimed that Kachikwu made those fallacious statements...the same you now claims we are ND and HND holders...

Your case is something else oooo... I give up!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 8:49am On Sep 15, 2015
rekeson:


Bro save your strength, that dude is an irredeemable ignoramus parading himself as an intelligent peep. He knows nothing about NNPC. He only got to know abt NNPC via this recruitment. The sms he got from Philips Consulting is the much he knows about NNPC.

We are posting facts and he is busy posting fictions.

Lol @ posting facts...

Rek if I were you eh... I would just stand at a corner or be a passerby.

You can't validate either of your "facts". You keep telling us it is top secret... Let me tell you, if Kachikwu really made those statements...then it shouldn't be too hard to find and you wouldn't be hiding it like he made an erroneous speech.

It is not worth hiding joor... Except he told you one on one at your backyard...we are in the 21st century for Christ's sake!

Odikwa egwu!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 9:38pm On Sep 14, 2015
dayjahvoo:


Unlike you, I do not aim to be popular with anyone here as they can't do squat for/to me.

Now to your questions;
1. If u could read, u would av noticed that some people av been replying as if he posted that the interview has been cancelled.

2. You and ur eruditor can burn to ashes for all I care, I just don't like bullies that think they are sumtin else.

3. Even u urself commented on it. and u made it sound like if he can't give u proof then all is lost.

I would only take lectures from him if I wanted to play the part of an "idiot" in a comic opera called "The rantings of an idiot"

Lol...

I think its the "my Eruditor" that is causing these....

Alright my dayjahvoo... I have taken correction...and so would you mind answering the questions again(you can skip no.2) I kinda lost tract again with your answers...please bring me yet to order again...

Thanks in anticipation.

Hmmm...you like my guy so much ooo...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 7:22pm On Sep 14, 2015
dayjahvoo:


This post has just shown how utterly stupid you are. Kachikwu cant just tell PMB to pay him what he gets at exxonmobil.

He'll simply look for another candidate to do the job. what gives you the impression that it wasn't after negotiating that he came about that figure?

Someone else is posting a mail from phillips consulting, with everybody conveniently forgetting that the guy never claimed that the GMD has cancelled the recruitment exercise.

Complete idiots!!!

I just don't get it...do you mind calling me to order in the following areas...?
1. What has the mail from Phillips got to do with our friend's claims concerning GMD's supposedly statements?

2. What have you got on my Eruditor and am I the only one that has noticed you just can't wait for his comments or posts before quoting him?

3. You stated in your post that everyone bla bla bla wrt Rekeson's post...how come? Did everyone comment?...

NB @ 2. You can ask him nicely anytime any day and he will come to your assistance. He doesn't lecture for free else you will find it hot.

Finally, I take offense at your last statement...you don't just badge in here and call people names...let alone insult everyone. For your penance, "I am sorry" will do just fine.

Thank you as I anticipate your response...did I tell you that Rekeson is a cool guy?...lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 1:25pm On Sep 14, 2015
[quote author=Eruditor post=37998818]



Duuuuuuh!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 5:23am On Sep 14, 2015
rekeson:


Sorry can't do ma'am. That's highly classified material and can't put it online for any reason in this world.

And actually media men weren't allowed into the meeting, every news online was gotten via those interviewed after the meeting.

Hmmm...seems absurd(regular-falsi)...A public figure like Kachikwu making such utterances and yet it wasn't covered or documented. More so, you seem too scared to validate your claims with your so called evidence...O dikwa egwu!

No offense but that alone nullifies the validity of such claims or statements.

It was nice doing business with you...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 5:13pm On Sep 13, 2015
engrjoe:



It may be true wht u claim u heard bt can we listen to it too since u said u listened over again, it means u still HV it at ur disposal.
Dropbox d original recorded version

Yeah right....@Rekeson pls we need facts here. Avail us the link cos I am yet to see that. I ve googled, binged...etc and can't find that. Or was it not covered?... Assist with the link to enable us decide our fate or better still confirm the genuineness of your information.

Thanks as we anticipate your response.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 12:01pm On Aug 09, 2015
I wrote mine at FGC Enugu... Our hall was supervised by staffs comprising of nnpc staff and some adhoc staff(the teachers of the school).
Philips consulting saw to d Invitation and accreditation of candidates while the rest was borne by NNPC.

The nnpc staff kept lamenting at the turnouts...said it was very poor(5ppl...at most 8ppl per hall imagine!)also said they need more people cos many ppl ve left d system...though he somehow blamed Phillips ppl for d low turnouts...

Bottom line is this...NNPC is highly understaffed.
dayjahvoo:

Nope. I mean "overstaffed"
I know a man who has changed his age twice just to stay in service and he's not the only one doing it.
Also, nnpc has a lot of contract staff and they keep employing everyday(on we-we basis).
So unless there's a major retrenchment and restructuring, it'll be hard to add extra people to the already swollen wage bill.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 8:23am On Aug 09, 2015
dayjahvoo:


Mr know-it-all a.k.a. Mr ignorant, firstly, each directorate has a GED and up to ten staff working directly for that GED. those people will have to be reassigned somewhere.
Secondly, NNPC is overstaffed. that's a well known fact. No multinational oil company operates with such redundancy in staff.
Lastly, did PMB call you to inform you that he is done with the restructuring?
And oh, lemme put "direct source information" so that it'll look like I know wat i'm talking about.

Did u mean to say understaffed?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 3:33pm On Aug 07, 2015
PrivateRyan:


I think u should read between the lines more.
Perhaps I'd take u more seriously if u answer this. What was the premise of his argument? And what was the premise of mine? Cheers
dayjahvoo:

did you even read ur comment before posting? 4 new directorates means 4 directorates!!!
the new GMD has 6 task:
1. recover stolen crude money
2. rid the system of corrupt elements
3. make the company globally competitive
4. give targets to all subsidiaries
5. Fix the refineries
6. Recover other stolen funds
This is not me saying the recruitment is over o. b4 some fool will come and say rubbish

Premises ke?

Yours and his do not in anyway correlate.

He is of the opinion that recruitment will go on normally and not just because of d downsizing of the directorates or whatever reasons.

Yours is centered on d "cleaning of the mess"...see?
But mind you...freshers like u and me won't be needed for any mess cleaning...ours is to be inducted...full stop
Cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 11:47am On Aug 07, 2015
PrivateRyan:


And fix the refineries means what? Is it ghosts that would work there

Retract your claws

Again read in between the lines... I get his POINT! And so should you...haba!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 12:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
NNPC: P"Harcourt, Warri Refineries Begin Crude Production.For more News Update on your Mobile Phone, Text News to 35241, Cost N100/2wks

Just got this SMS and on seeing the caption... I felt like...

Such is life...so much anxiety and anticipation. God dey shaa

Hello everyone!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 6:56pm On Jul 16, 2015
onye07:
Pls, El Rufai take it easy with NNPC. Disbanding or calling for the death of NNPC, forming a new national oil company and also privatizing the four govt owned refineries will not solve the problem in NNPC. There are other viable options.......
"Just want to make common sense"


I think he has a point...NNPC should be killed and perhaps rebranded due to the corrupt way it's being managed

http://saharareporters.com/2015/07/14/%E2%80%98-nnpc-must-die-el-rufai-says
Car Talk / Re: Trailer Falls On Family Car In Anambra, Claims Four Lives Instantly..photos by SomBaby(f): 8:43pm On Jul 14, 2015
Bro Okey Holy Ghost adoration ministry...what a sad loss!
Death where is thou sting?
Death you are wicked

Bro Okey you were a legend...your will forever be missed

Adios bro Okey
Adios to ur family

Chai what a world!
RIP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 11:42am On Jul 13, 2015
@ MrAyo1234
Impressive...thanks ......
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tabor Energy Solutions Fresh Graduate Trainee Program by SomBaby(f): 11:49am On Jun 23, 2015
monopoly3072:
grin hw old r u now.?

Yeah am a sweet 16....duuuuuuuh!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tabor Energy Solutions Fresh Graduate Trainee Program by SomBaby(f): 10:22am On Jun 23, 2015
Ok now...

Me am currently working on my thesis for my phd program....

Can U beat that?

Lol...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 8:41pm On Jun 22, 2015
lol...nnpc fellowship...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tabor Energy Solutions Fresh Graduate Trainee Program by SomBaby(f): 8:39pm On Jun 22, 2015
prelinctus:

Hmmn. Okay o

What sir?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tabor Energy Solutions Fresh Graduate Trainee Program by SomBaby(f): 7:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
They should have advertised four years when I was 21 and a fresh graduate and done with nysc...or better still last year before I crossed 24...
Hisss...what a world!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 11:47am On Jun 19, 2015
madri4u:
Amen ooo..can't wait to get married next year wen I don resume work.God favor be for us!.

Lol....are you high?...

If the recruitment is suspended indefinitely nko?...

My dear you better get married now...smh..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 12:38pm On Jun 18, 2015
Badema:


Sir, it's an assessment centre we attended few days ago, not NNPC's anyway!

Ok...in that case I suggest you people open another thread for it...

You are causing a lot of confusion here...no hard feelings...just do the needful ok?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Questions A CEO Wants To Hear After An Interview by SomBaby(f): 8:46pm On Jun 17, 2015
Ok naa...as for me what I asked and will continue to ask them is this...

'Is that the last question, if so when do I get the feedback of this interview?'

FULLSTOP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 12:43pm On May 20, 2015
scoffield245:
look at the thread well.and is nairalanding same tin as receiving sms or cal on ur phone.most of us only did welcome bak 2 retrieve our barred lines on saturday.anyway like i said.leave me out of de spotlights,im no longer an applicant hence i need no more adverts or emails 4rm naijahotjobs or carrerslip etc,i need no more C.V.do i hav 2 upload a picture 4 u 2 believe?but den does it matter if u believe or not.nope.i only visit nairaland 2 wish u all success and if subsequently i hear of any other job openings anywia,id post it here.

scoffield245:
if u looked well in de thread u said id been commenting ,ud see the reason i comented dia and not here.pray let me ask u.was i suposd 2 comment here wen dia was notin 2 say.just like i coment in nnpc as nnpc thread,i did dia cos it was also a thread 4 anoda recruitment.and unlike nnpc dat had been suspended since til further notice.the oda had rather cald succesfuls since last year.i was in bus close 2 the state i was writin de nnpc exam wen i got sms wit date 2 report at 4 de next stage.so i had only writen de nnpc in case i fail at the next stage but God saw me tru and im here 2day.so stop worryin about me or weda i pasd nnpc text or not and rather concentrate on praying 4 urself.4 me,i am prayin dat i last here til 4 more months pass,though 3 out of it wil be on-the-job training in anoda part of de country

gbonsquare:
I can bet with my 50Cents...This is not d same Scoffield245 that we happen to know!
@ Gbonsquare...you are so right!
@ Impostor....you are not and can never be the Scoffield we used to know...your diction is nothing compared to his...your swag is zero! Again you are too humble...almost pleading to be believed...that is so unScoffield!

How dare you!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 10:26pm On May 18, 2015
xdamson:
Gentlemen,
I just got this from NLNG thread and I pray NNPC follow suit.

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,



RE: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT AS A GRADUATE TRAINEE WITH NIGERIA LNG LIMITED



With reference to your application for employment with Nigeria LNG Limited as a Graduate Trainee, we are pleased to invite you for the next stage of the Exercise (Assessment Centre) scheduled as follows:



Date: Wednesday - 8th July, 2015

Time: 8:00:00 AM

Venue: EKO Hotel & Suites

Plot 1415, Adetokunbo

Ademola Street

Victoria Island

Lagos



You will be required to come along with the following:



1. A valid means of Identification (National ID card, Nigeria Drivers’ License or International Passport).



2. A copy of this invite



3. A passport photograph with full face and without glasses (Candidate’s name to be written behind)



4. Original and photocopies of the following:



a. NYSC Discharge/Exemption Certificate

b. Bachelor’s Degree Certificate

c. Birth Certificate



Please Note:



You will be required to be at the venue at least 1hour before the scheduled time.





Kindly confirm your current location and availability for the Assessment Centre Exercise via a return mail on or before 22nd of May 2015, after which we will assume that you are no longer interested in continuing with the recruitment process.



For any enquiries, kindly send a mail to Recruitment.Online@nlng.com with “Graduate Trainee Enquiries” as title of mail.



Yours faithfully,



Recruitment Team

For: NIGERIA LNG LIMITED

Congrats and success in anticipation dear
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 9:07pm On May 14, 2015
Eruditor:


But Eruditor is not poor. He has billions...

















of Zimbabwean dollars!

grin

Hahahaha...abi?..
But wait a minute, Zimbabwean what?

Sombaby don suffer...abeg I want Canadian dollars or better still pounds...am I asking for too much...or will my own be different?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 6:23pm On May 14, 2015
prelinctus:

Hmmn. So scoffield is your first and true love. You just used eruditor to pass time. grin grin grin Poor Eruditor.

No comment...like I said earlier, my business...
Leave Eruditor out of this....leave Scoffield out of this too...

Prelinctus...Prelinctus...Prelinctus...
How many times did I call you?

You are warned!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 5:35pm On May 14, 2015
prelinctus:
@sombaby, who exactly are you tripping for? Scoffield245 or Eruditor?
Bdw, why is everyone saying my post was wicked? Let us be honest. If any of you here bragged as much as scoffield and ended up failing the test, would shame have allowed you to admit it? The guy has forgotten that he was caught several times viewing the topic. Smh

Haba now...why are you discussing my matter for public...its my private life kwanu...you just dey pour sand for my garri...
Scoffield went on terminal leave...Eruditor relieved him...

But wait a min...whose business?...my business! Goddammit..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 4:03pm On May 14, 2015
scoffield245:
actualy,i just got bak my phone yesterday just like evry1 else here wit me.though i been here since dec,i stil am prayin dat i am found worthy 2 remain here.its also a fed govt job and not ministry work either.and its my dream job actualy.my line was banned so i dont kno if i got text or not.much as i like nnpc,here is stil beta in some aspects and dont bother askin wia cos i wudnt say.so if u like keep taunting me about havin not goten text 4eva,its only ur opinion and has no impact on my reality.take care,i stil havnt conclude 4 de day.tanks

Don't mind him dear....but what happened to your diction?...used to be a lot better than this kwanu...all those your big grammar...you have dumped them... I used to like your swag back then...pls improvise because the Scoffield I fell for was so pompous...so rude and even a brainiac...now you are just the exact opposite...even too humble...abi na seminary you don join...

Please do something because I can't settle for anything less abeg....loooool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 9:22am On May 14, 2015
prelinctus:

Oga, just admit it. You didn't get the text.

Na waa for you... I thought you had a phd in Emotional Intelligence...or didn't you?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 10:25pm On May 13, 2015
scoffield245:
I didn't loose interest. Just got a faster offer and picked it up. Anyway haven't use my line since December so don't kno if I got any text or not.and even if I got I wudnt go for it. I won't be helping anyone by competing for limited space wen I already got something erstwhile And I'm not free to the extent of keeping any thread alive. Wud just be popping in to wish those that still hoping good luck .I hope for the best for any of u.its not easy in this country but hopefully Buhari will set it all right. Cheers and pray

Ok...Amen...cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 9:14pm On May 13, 2015
scoffield245:
tell us? Well I been busy and indisposed. In fact I didn't have access to my phone and even wen u did I had not enof time to comment. But I'm freer now

Ok..good to know...it seems you ve lost interest in d nnpc recruitment...but shey U got the success text...u being the marking scheme and all that...its good to have you back
Thank God you are free now...pls keep this thread alive...winks...

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