Stevosty:
I am a novice in this passport of a thing, can you guide me through, where to start, I want to DIY too.

Neduzze5:


Yes. One of my colleagues collected his own two weeks ago. Date of issue was Jan 15th. He captured same 2nd week of November just like you.

faceLAGOS:
Yuck!

Only her pink bra is all I find sexy.

The rest is disgusting!

Missgeraldine:
See gp tank stomach...all these Apc and tifnubu supporters are very ugly AF.

After defending buhari for the past 7 years, na to turn around to seek sympathy from the same people you spite while supporting evil APC.

Sufer your sufer in peace abeg, no dey disturb the public with your grotesque statue

cedricksly:
All These mad judge that takes all case personal .. Why give capital punishment for robbery that nobody was killed, cause body damage to, nor fire arm.. I feel this is really useless judgement... Which governor would consent the death to be carried out?? It is even Laughable if you ask me

EvilRampage:
Its not everytime man will use money bang pvssy. Atleast, make i dash person 10k this evening/night.

Very simple. Answer this question and the first person to get the correct answer get 10k asap.

If a car with infinitely many seat is full, can it still take in more people? Give explanation for your answer.


Please and please, if you know you're not here to answer the question, abeg pass by. Don't come here and do gragra and oversabi. Na me know how i wan tey spend my money.

womenareapezz:
you see the difference between man and this monkey gender?

They always like publicity announcing up and down.

We men have been building house for our parents? Mothers fathers and you won't hear us a a word

But once this monkey gender who have been using her yansh to get what she want comes out to announce that she build a house for her parent and some ediots here are emulating her as a role model

As a father to this harlot I will be ashamed to even step my leg in this house

Kollins11:
Baba mi, you shouldn't have replied that SIMPle mumu.

Infact any man that still take a Useless Nigerian lady on a date is a typical BASTARD.

Jeremy123:



Captured November 8

I'm still at the passport production stage
I haven't received sms from them either

ZombieTERROR:
This old cargo never rest...

everyday na your wedding

just2endowed:
Hello guys, I have decided to DIY after reading this thread.

The only issue I have here is my birth certificate is missing and my birth date is 1986.

Pls do I need to redo NPC birth certificate or do age declaration at the court? Birth certificate cannot be issued twice. Since you were born in 1986_ an affidavit of age declaration would suffice.

greenermodels:
I'm almost forty,age is not on my side anymore.

greenermodels:
that's the major problem, most of them have this 'accept me as I am' mentality, they're not willing to change to a better person, they expect you to accept them with their good and bad sides,I want somebody that is willing to grow rather than remaining stagnant. An example is a lady that doesn't just like to study as a university student, pushing her hard to adopt a better studying habit is bound to fail as long as she doesn't want to improve regardless of what she's saying otherwise, forcing a lady to study for 40 straight minutes against her consent would only attract her resentment, what she wants is where to spend her evening catching fun not studying.

ike007:
No wonder she is a virgin...see her Chicken legs and masculine arms..who wan f.uck this kin tin

Dearlord:
Ugly virgin.

Abeg ooo, where our nairaland virgin seeker?
Make una come carry this one oooo

gaby:
Hmm...

I'm trying hard to make a sense of this curfew thing.

Is it that the bikes and keke are allowed to move from 6pm to 6am? Someone explain, please.

I also need someone to explain to me why the Commissioner of police standing behind the Governor isn't Gringory of the new masquerade fame and when the pregnant man with him undersized native go give birth.

BigBelleControl:
If Egypt had won the AFCON, I'm sure Gabaski would have been awarded the best goalkeeper. Sometimes, awards are based on your overall performance especially if you eventually come out top.

HBB1:


The girl is fvcked...

Self defence but you still stole his Bank Card?

Self defence when you confessed to you saying he had not done anything for you?

...and the two both of them were kpanshing regularly.

Abegi!

Stewart883:


It will be life in prison. If She has a good lawyer they can argue that it was in self defense.

Cholls:
My brother Yoruba people will say Alawoku 'lobirin meaning they're mental patients. We just have to live with their madness.

Asadujames202:



Women are only useful for sexxx**

Pray for me , when money show i will line up your gender as trophy wives

kingxsamz:


Why can't yout pastors who claim to have healed people from all sorts of diseases come out to prove themselves and cure people?

It's either you have an answer to my question or not.

kingxsamz:


I guess this will shut your ignorant ass up...
Keep living in delusion.

kingxsamz:


Why can't yout pastors who claim to have healed people from all sorts of diseases come out to prove themselves and cure people?
You people always post without thinking.

domDva:
Examples please ? Forget the TV dramas and give me real documented evidence .....they may be one or 2, not saying science has found answers to all human mysteries but most of our pastors are manipulative fraud.

kingxsamz:


Or what?

YungMillionaire:
This is why I don't believe in the Christian God. Even prayers to this God is like 9ja bet. Its all luck no God involved.

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

UPDATE !!!!! :

OP is making progress !!, I can't wait to chop naming ceremony rice
God bless you sir. I have bn educated. May the Lord bless and increase you in Jesus name.