so ur mum was putting on only pant and bra and u were in the same house wid her... na wa ooo...

seriously op I think u need help

"""PDP all the way"""""

nice song.. can't wait for the video..

sweetestever:
is there any tin as wise fool?

are u a learner? dearris ooo. in my dictionary sha

omo! people mumu for this world ooo... this one na power bike abi na power tyres

the devil is a lair estate...

dam go tell me if I family Jonathan. if em con win how much dem go giv me. I support Jonathan no reach dat side oooo....

he is such a wise-fool

lolz...

nose... na only dead body no dey breath....
heart too no dey rest

what a reply? d guy stingy 4rm birth... so i don't really blame him thoo

lack of handwork, for Christ sake how can someone be wastin his precious time constructin dis trash... how on earth dose dis luk lyk car!...
#mchewwww#

na only d moni waker come abi na persin put am there... omo! me i go leave am go my own wey... i no nid dat kind mysterious moni.
#I N€€D CLEAN $HIT#

Wen will u b returning from ur trip?

hahaha..... both of them

lolz.... d thunder will start from their office naa....

all dis fake pastors and their madness. sumone one will jst wake up one morrin nd start preachin nonesense in d name of GOD. imagin dis madman, i wonder hw much they paid him 4 dis...


#smh# next

Am i surpozd 2 congratulate dem in diz they funi lukin toy they called car... We'r in d 21st century, dix guyz needs 2 grow up...
Countries lyk japan or germany are really gonna be proud of us hahaha...

kuuljay:
yes!! are you happy now?

Hmm...Even ur girlfriend too... I also wonder if ur aunts nd cusins r included, what a family...

shegsky:


Ban you ke, them born them reach, may be that THUNDER wey go fire them don finish NYSC .

Lol... Amen

Ur mobile ringtone. C kweshion ooo

i always get tired of delectin their useless sms. Imagine wen u'r expectin an important cal and ur phone jst rang den u quickly rush 2 pick up only 2 see 3 or 4 digit numbas on d screen...it jst too damn fustratin!
Hmm... I think dis worth tryin but i hope they won't barn me sha...

falconey:
Who caused it?

Good question

85%! Does dat include ur sista?
#mtcccheew#

27! Hmm...Not too bad

HFOG:


I has not meet a more better speaker of engrish than you ma'am

Lolz...i iz d one dat inteventin engrish... I wrotes dictionaries

HFOG:

I is not a doctor o but I has many doctor friends. Does you need some medical attend?

I does nt needs o... I is only needs financial help

HFOG:

Ma'am, HFOG is means Highly Favoured Of God.

Hmm.. Ur name iz so religioustical

HFOG:

The queen was good...I brought coughing mericine for you ma'am. Isn't you coughing?

I didn't remembers toldin u i has coughs... And how can u brings only coughin mericines or is u a doctor?

Is she wearin her boyfriends cloth or wat?
Anyway she rocks lyk love-vendor swag... Sure i can wear dat.

Caretaker