Guys please understand that this hoes gat no feelings mehn

chieme123:
My gf was running things with one married man like that, but was always careful to cover her tracks.

I'd been suspecting her and the man, but because there was no hard evidence, I let it slide. Until..... she became complacent / careless and I stumbled on one of their chats that she hadn't had time to delete.

Married man: Babe... You broke my dick last night.
My gf: Serves you right. You called for it.

Married man: I'm sitting with style. It's peppering me all over.
My gf: Naughty boy.

Cruise controll

I was dating this girl back then in school. Every now and then she was always coming to see me in my hostel. Before I knew it I started paying her bills.
Unknown to me she was always coming to see one of her Bobo and they will use the opportunity to samankwe... One day I confronted her that why is that it's when you are in need of something you will come to see me. She was speechless..... As a sharp guy I wore my black hoodie and assumed the position of an undercover after light out in the hostel.... Lo and behold I saw her with the guy holding hands.. to confirm this I trailed on them for some minutes before she discovered I was the one behind....I never asked for any explanation, that was the end. I was bitter for some days. My best song then was controller by Drake...

Right now the girl is something else. Seems like Dem put devil-beans for her coochie...

I am not a hater buh this lady's news about engagement and baby shower is too much na.. every single news page I open , boooooom... The thing don make me Dy too vex ..

Before firing squad start to descend on me, am not in anyway hating on her

this Esther of a girl seems to behave childish to Me.





Buh What do I know?

She want guys to b part of her manifest destiny.

We all knw that there has been a lasting security challenges in the country. She just met the American based Nigerian for the first time and he took her out. If the girl is not seen afterwards all blame will be on the person who took her out(op). Buh in as much she is a grown up girl she can take care of herself. OP just pray she comes back home safely.
Everyone has his/her way of viewing things

Lols�������. His my friend,, anyway no problem,I know am ugly I just wanted to confirmed that.....

Hmmm

Who knows may
be if they finally become president that is how dy will kill everybody in the country. Hmm money indeed is the root of all evil

rampagain:
poster i know wat u is thinking about

maybe shes thinking its d best of way of becoming a wife material

How many yards

[quote author=mercy0008 post=63177651]JUST INCASE YOU ARE MISSING, THIS IS ROMANCE SECTION. NOT WHERE NIGERIA ECONOMY IS BEING DISCUSSED.




[color=#000000][/color] that is your problem

[quote author=mercy0008 post=63174146]So I'm serving in this organization and ended up being friends with this guy, we seem to always have something to talk about as we both read books and share an interest in politics. We will go see movies, go watch football and sometimes go bowling too.
After a short time we discovered we sort of started growing feelings for each other, I have not been dating for a year but he is in a relationship.
Now we are both feeling bad because his girlfriend is really a nice girl, at least based on stuffs that i 've heard about her from him, but he claims he cant understand why he is this attracted to me too, said all he knows is he can just be himself around me without any fear or worries about what i think of him.
We are trying our best to keep away from each other but really this is over powering and its not working. Somehow he just finds himself at my place after work(i leave the office before him) till maybe 11pm most times even if his girlfriend is visiting.
Just thought to share with you all, please is there something else i can do.
I honestly don't want to come between him and his girlfriend but my feelings for him hasn't changed.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD I DO?


So how does DAT affect fuel scarcity

Ar u sure u aren't breastfeeding him...

This one wey 59 dy ha trouser she wan go for race no
(IAAF)

Pussy no satisfy you
Na yansh con satisfy you abi??
Now hope say the leakage dy satisfy you nw??

orijintv:
Forever 16 !!! 3Years Ago , She Was 16. In 10Years Times, Nigerian Bloggers Will Still Tag Her As "16 Years Old Nollywood Actress Bla Bla Shii"

The tin tire me o
As if na only me notice am

haske7:
T boss was seen today at enugu airport boarding air peace. She sat on the business class and all thru the flight was taking selfies all the way...... It's all Vanity baby

If e pain you do your own

Aguyhasnoname:


So, you came to solicit for likes on Nairaland...Let's see your make-up free pictures


According to reports, 95% of the contestants are ugly

yeeeeh see shocking abeg �
buh na true you talk�

indodon:
e konsain you?
















I dey my house comman beat me or....






















GTFO

If e pain you go bite transformer wire

isidiwent:
Many men as hypocrites get so hurt when the lady they love sincerely and out of love, tells them she had had wild sex in the past, group sex, abortion, had sex at odd places & had some sexual fun & hot styles..... While the men too might have experienced such, rocked life & so on, but get restless when a lady opens up her bad past

Since you are in love, you have an assignment to cherish her, repair her & pamper her no matter her previous escapades & enjoyments. I know it may be a task, but God wants us to love genuinely no matter the past of the person.

The only problem is if the past is still living inside the present of the lady. You know some ladies will tell you " it is my past, I have changed", but I tell you, the weight of fornication is still inside them ooh & they can't stand just one penis even in marriage.......

But to the genuinely changed ladies, a good husband is coming your way.

Please let hear word
We should love no matter the mistakes that have happened in the past? Can you eat a meat that they have bite before??
If it is we men that want you women to be understanding with us .. You will say we want to take advantage ......

WebSurfer:


Keyboard warrior.. Google is your friend.. the rubber slippers alone is 25k (Calvin klein) . I don't need to talk more on the others . Next time don't talk out of ignorance.. you can now go and sleep

Punch line

Warisdis

Tor na ur probs be dat
If like chop shit e no consign us
People dy there dy make money na yansh u see chop

Na like dis ur go later resemble

indodon:
yesterday was your birthday and she bought you t shirt,, then you had a fight that Same yesterday, agreed.

then you went on to say she asked you the price of the gown you bought for her on her birthday... so she celebrated her birthday today or what...

What a dumb ass nigga you are ..... Didn't you see where he wrote **last year***
People like you always fail woefully.. #nostringsattach

See dining room like office board room
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Former Petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke, who is being investigated for a series of multi-billion dollar fraud and money laundering offences in Nigeria, the United Kingdom and America has threatened to squeal on her associates, Kola Aluko and Jide Omokore.
*Diezani Alison-Madueke
She said after opening up on everything that transpired in the controversial fraudulent transactions, she would be ready to be thrown in jail along with her co-conspirators.
Mrs. Alison-Madueke’s explosive comment is contained in a recorded conversation recovered by investigators probing the corruption allegations against the former minister.
Details of the conversations, according to online portal,
Premium Times, have now been filed as part of a civil complaint by the United States Department of Justice (DoJ) seeking the forfeiture of over $144 million slush fund.
The trio of Mrs Alison-Madueke, Mr. Aluko and Mr. Omokore were listed as persons of interest in the civil complaint filed at the US District Court, Houston, Texas.
The complaint revealed how the three individuals laundered millions of dollars on behalf of Mrs Alison-Madueke, which was used in buying property in the US and the UK for her family in return for oil contracts to Atlantic Energy Drilling Concepts Nigeria Ltd, AEDC, and Atlantic Energy brass Development Ltd, AEBD, two Shell companies owned by Mr Omokore.
In the conversation with Mr Aluko recorded by herself on May 14, 2014, a clearly angry Mrs Alison-Madueke admitted to helping her associates secure the multi-billion dollars Strategic Alliance Agreements, SAAs, deals.
In another conversation with another unknown recipient, the former minister dared Aluko to reveal details of their dealings, and then face the consequences.
She was, however, furious at how the ostentatious acquisitions of Messrs Aluko and Omokore might have led law enforcement agencies across the world to their shady dealings.
In the recorded conversation, Mrs Alison-Madueke, in response to speculations that Mr Aluko was going to blackmail her, threatened to spill the beans.
She said she was ready to reveal to Nigerians all that happened and was ready to follow Messrs Aluko and Omokore to jail.
She said: “I will tell him (Aluko) to bring everything out, and then you know what will happen? No problem, I will be happy to escort all of you to jail along with myself. I said, in fact, you’ll be shocked by what I will do. Because when it comes to that, I will come out and tell the Nigerian people this is what happened.
“Anything they want to say, I am happy to go. But I will come out openly and say it so that they can judge me openly. And then all of us go and sit on the gate. Let us see who survives, me or you.”

An Ekiti State High Court sitting in Ado-Ekiti on Monday sentenced a 19-year-old man, John Julius, to life imprisonment for raping a 35-year-old woman, Alice Ozar, in Efon Alaaye.
Justice John Adeyeye, who handed down the sentence, held that Julius was convicted for rape which is contrary to Section 357 and punishable under Section 358 of Criminal Code Cap 16 Laws of Ekiti State of Nigeria 2012.
The incident occurred on July 16, 2016 at Okemesi Road in Efon Alaaye while the convict was first arraigned in court on March 7 this year.
He pleaded not guilty to the charges of rape and assault with intent to commit unnatural offence preferred against him.
The prosecution called three witnesses including the victim to prove the case while exhibits including the convict’s statement and victim’s pant were tendered and admitted.
Julius called his mother as a witness and also spoke in his own defence in the course of the trial.
The victim told the court that she was working on her farm on the fateful day while the convict pretended as if he wanted to help her which she obliged.
Ozar revealed that Julius kicked her and she fell to the ground after which he pinned her down, forcibly tore her pant and had carnal knowledge of her.
Justice Adeyeye held: “Unfortunately it will appear I have no discretion on the issue of sentence in view of the decision of the Supreme Court in Lucky v State (Supra) where it was held thus: ‘Any person who commits the offence of rape be liable to imprisonment for life.
“Once the court convicts an accused person for the offence of rape as defined in Section 357 of the Code, it has no discretion but is bound to obey the law by imposing a term of imprisonment for life.
“Consequently, the defendant is hereby sentenced to life imprisonment.”

The Civil Society Legislative Advocacy Centre has called on the Federal Government to raise taxes on and prices of tobacco to reduce its consumption in the country .
The Executive Director , CISLAC , Mr Auwal Rafsanjani , said this in a statement on Sunday in Abuja , insisting that such measure had been implemented in countries where the tobacco companies operated .
Rafsanjani also said that such companies paid huge penalties for the violation of such law in their home countries , adding that Nigeria should not jettison the measure.
He said CISLAC condemned in totality , the open display of rascality arising from the recent threats by a tobacco company and other multinational tobacco firms in some African .
“ We are not unaware of some dangerous and terrible efforts by the group to frustrate successes against tobacco use across Uganda, Namibia , Togo, Gabon, Democratic Republic of Congo , Ethiopia , Kenya and Burkina Faso.
“ They do not mind the fact that tobacco use constitutes the second major cause of mortality in the world , leading to untimely deaths of millions of people worldwide with six million deaths annually . ’’
He said that there was also the potential of having eight million estimated deaths by 2030, most especially people in developing countries .
The executive director said that CISLAC was also aware of the evil propensity of Tobacco Industries ’ legal intimidation and threats.
He said but such threats should not constitute a formidable obstacle to the current gains recorded against the dreaded effects of tobacco use in Africa .
The executive director said the ongoing drives for the passage of Tobacco Control Regulations in Nigeria would soon be before the National Assembly for the effective implementation of the National Tobacco Control Act 2015 .
He urged the National Assembly and the government not to succumb to the legal and economic threats by the tobacco firms .
Rafsanjani also called on them to uphold the implementation of the regulations in accordance with the pro - poor provisions of WHO .
He said the advice became necessary in view of the serious implication of the use of tobacco to the socioeconomic burden of use on families , the poor , and health systems .
Rafsanjani also called on the Federal and State Ministries of Agriculture to invest in healthy means of livelihood for Nigerians and find alternative crops for hapless tobacco farmers to effectively engage in .
This, he said was to avert economic threats by tobacco industries and avoid the epidemic of Green Tobacco Sickness , a disease common to tobacco farmers.
He also called for intensified and continuous awareness among policy sponsors and policy champions of tobacco control to fast - track the passage /implementation of Comprehensive Tobacco Control laws across Africa .

A 20- year - old woman , Chioma Fidelis, has confessed to selling her two months old son , Favour Fidelis , for a half bag of rice , three chairs, cement and the sum of N 200 , 000 .
Speaking to newsmen on Friday when she was paraded alongside her accomplices by the police in Imo State , the 20- year- old woman said hardship and the circumstances in which she got pregnant led her into the crime .
Fidelis who hails from Ehime Mbano Local Government Area of the state, said that she had no other option but to sell the child having realised that her baby was suffering from kwashiorkor , adding that she had no husband to take care of her and the child .
Miss Chidimma Unakalamba, who played the role of a middleman, had accepted that she sold the baby boy to Mr. and Mrs. Jonas Anyanwu , who were in dire need of a male child
Unakalamba also explained that the baby was sold for N 600 , 000 to the couple .
But a mild drama ensued when the couple insisted that they paid N 700 , 000 for the boy child .
Unakalamba owned up that he had to deduct N 137, 000 she spent on the child ’ s medical bills, gave the mother N 200 , 000 and pocketed the remaining proceeds from the transaction .
The police also paraded the lifeless bodies of the three suspected armed robbers, who lost their lives in a gun duel with the police in Njaba Local Government Area of the state on Thursday night .
Saturday PUNCH learnt that the police arrested five other criminals, including , a warden , Emmanuel Anyadike , at the Owerri Federal Prisons, for allegedly working for the gang from the prison .
Briefing newsmen at the command ’ s headquarters in Owerri , the state capital on Friday, the State Commissioner of Police , Chris Ezike , said that Temple Ogbonnaya , 21 , from Nkwa in Abia State , Ifeanyichukwu Victor, 21 , and Okey Mgborogwu , 23, from Obinwanne , Njaba Local Government Area of the state were shot dead by his men of the command.
According to Ezike , Emmanuel Anyadike , Obinna Ahanonu, Peter Vincent and Chidozie Ohiaeriaku were apprehended alive .
He said that the feat was achieved due to the effectiveness of the whistle - blowing policy of his command , adding that his men were sharing information and mutual intelligence with members of the public .
Ezike said , “ The mutual intelligence between us and the members of the public led to these breakthroughs. We have made major reshuffle at the command , which is equally bringing these successes.
“ As we are approaching the busy period of the year , the men of the underworld are enforcing and we are seriously redoubling our efforts to make sure that we lock the state against them . ”
He disclosed that one AK - 47 rifle , 39 rounds of live ammunition , 47 magazines , two locally made revolver pistols and three live cartridges were recovered from the robbers.
Other 30 suspects were equally paraded by the CP for various crimes , ranging from armed robbery , cultism , kidnapping and child trafficking .[b]A 20- year - old woman , Chioma Fidelis, has confessed to selling her two months old son , Favour Fidelis , for a half bag of rice , three chairs, cement and the sum of N 200 , 000 .
Speaking to newsmen on Friday when she was paraded alongside her accomplices by the police in Imo State , the 20- year- old woman said hardship and the circumstances in which she got pregnant led her into the crime .
Fidelis who hails from Ehime Mbano Local Government Area of the state, said that she had no other option but to sell the child having realised that her baby was suffering from kwashiorkor , adding that she had no husband to take care of her and the child .
Miss Chidimma Unakalamba, who played the role of a middleman, had accepted that she sold the baby boy to Mr. and Mrs. Jonas Anyanwu , who were in dire need of a male child
Unakalamba also explained that the baby was sold for N 600 , 000 to the couple .
But a mild drama ensued when the couple insisted that they paid N 700 , 000 for the boy child .
Unakalamba owned up that he had to deduct N 137, 000 she spent on the child ’ s medical bills, gave the mother N 200 , 000 and pocketed the remaining proceeds from the transaction .
The police also paraded the lifeless bodies of the three suspected armed robbers, who lost their lives in a gun duel with the police in Njaba Local Government Area of the state on Thursday night .
Saturday PUNCH learnt that the police arrested five other criminals, including , a warden , Emmanuel Anyadike , at the Owerri Federal Prisons, for allegedly working for the gang from the prison .
Briefing newsmen at the command ’ s headquarters in Owerri , the state capital on Friday, the State Commissioner of Police , Chris Ezike , said that Temple Ogbonnaya , 21 , from Nkwa in Abia State , Ifeanyichukwu Victor, 21 , and Okey Mgborogwu , 23, from Obinwanne , Njaba Local Government Area of the state were shot dead by his men of the command.
According to Ezike , Emmanuel Anyadike , Obinna Ahanonu, Peter Vincent and Chidozie Ohiaeriaku were apprehended alive .
He said that the feat was achieved due to the effectiveness of the whistle - blowing policy of his command , adding that his men were sharing information and mutual intelligence with members of the public .
Ezike said , “ The mutual intelligence between us and the members of the public led to these breakthroughs. We have made major reshuffle at the command , which is equally bringing these successes.
“ As we are approaching the busy period of the year , the men of the underworld are enforcing and we are seriously redoubling our efforts to make sure that we lock the state against them . ”
He disclosed that one AK - 47 rifle , 39 rounds of live ammunition , 47 magazines , two locally made revolver pistols and three live cartridges were recovered from the robbers.
Other 30 suspects were equally paraded by the CP for various crimes , ranging from armed robbery , cultism , kidnapping and child trafficking .[/b]A 20- year - old woman , Chioma Fidelis, has confessed to selling her two months old son , Favour Fidelis , for a half bag of rice , three chairs, cement and the sum of N 200 , 000 .
Speaking to newsmen on Friday when she was paraded alongside her accomplices by the police in Imo State , the 20- year- old woman said hardship and the circumstances in which she got pregnant led her into the crime .
Fidelis who hails from Ehime Mbano Local Government Area of the state, said that she had no other option but to sell the child having realised that her baby was suffering from kwashiorkor , adding that she had no husband to take care of her and the child .
Miss Chidimma Unakalamba, who played the role of a middleman, had accepted that she sold the baby boy to Mr. and Mrs. Jonas Anyanwu , who were in dire need of a male child
Unakalamba also explained that the baby was sold for N 600 , 000 to the couple .
But a mild drama ensued when the couple insisted that they paid N 700 , 000 for the boy child .
Unakalamba owned up that he had to deduct N 137, 000 she spent on the child ’ s medical bills, gave the mother N 200 , 000 and pocketed the remaining proceeds from the transaction .
The police also paraded the lifeless bodies of the three suspected armed robbers, who lost their lives in a gun duel with the police in Njaba Local Government Area of the state on Thursday night .
Saturday PUNCH learnt that the police arrested five other criminals, including , a warden , Emmanuel Anyadike , at the Owerri Federal Prisons, for allegedly working for the gang from the prison .
Briefing newsmen at the command ’ s headquarters in Owerri , the state capital on Friday, the State Commissioner of Police , Chris Ezike , said that Temple Ogbonnaya , 21 , from Nkwa in Abia State , Ifeanyichukwu Victor, 21 , and Okey Mgborogwu , 23, from Obinwanne , Njaba Local Government Area of the state were shot dead by his men of the command.
According to Ezike , Emmanuel Anyadike , Obinna Ahanonu, Peter Vincent and Chidozie Ohiaeriaku were apprehended alive .
He said that the feat was achieved due to the effectiveness of the whistle - blowing policy of his command , adding that his men were sharing information and mutual intelligence with members of the public .
Ezike said , “ The mutual intelligence between us and the members of the public led to these breakthroughs. We have made major reshuffle at the command , which is equally bringing these successes.
“ As we are approaching the busy period of the year , the men of the underworld are enforcing and we are seriously redoubling our efforts to make sure that we lock the state against them . ”
He disclosed that one AK - 47 rifle , 39 rounds of live ammunition , 47 magazines , two locally made revolver pistols and three live cartridges were recovered from the robbers.
Other 30 suspects were equally paraded by the CP for various crimes , ranging from armed robbery , cultism , kidnapping and child trafficking .