Depends on the color of my bedsheet and also I wont take it real personal cos judging from d pix, she may have stained her legs from the kitchen. ND this is quite peculiar to those using stove to cook or charcoal or they stay in a house where the kitchen is shared..

Na to double my hustle make I buy gas cooker..

And on the flip side, some girls can be very devious. Who knows maybe shes tryna pass a message to Oga say make him buy gas.

Let the competition begin..

I just pray and hope the incoming tstv wont play a hitv on us in d long run..
Still waiting for d day dstv will allow us delete some channels from our bouquet. Will Definitely axe that useless channel called ZEE WORLD.

What
Im trying to understand this whole scenario.
If I were u, I will just be laughing...
Just wen I lost my girl to anoda girl. I laughed for weeks. Even though I saw d signs.. But it was better for me to imagine her with Sandra, Nancy, than picture her with Steve, Collins, etc.

She may have found her true love..
Losing a girl is painful. Whether to an albino or not.
The best thing is to move on. You won't die.
Im quite sure she would come back..

For now, act as if its not affecting you.

This topic enter fp twice

So the lagoon don turn Bermuda triangle??

mofeoluwadassah:
heard this on the news not long ago....i think there's something dragging people to that lagoon that is not yet revealed

Who get d video abeg??
It is well o. D rate at which pple are jumping..

U no employ person and she start dey work?
I like her faith. Make me sef go start work for ptdf
Since ive already applied ND yet to be called..

Make I serious now..

As u see her dey clean, why u no pursue her say u never decide yet?
But last last, d girl chop liver.

Johnnydon, long time o.
wetin carry u come phone section naw?
were u passing by?
take care mehn..

johnydon22:


the guy na confirmed mad man.. the fool ignored the warning in all caps then come here and start blaming jiji for his idiocy.... this type of nonsense get me pretty irked... blood idiot

Mskrisx:



Yes ooo bro.... It's saying shipped from abroad

Whats d name of d fone? Cos my colleague bought something like dat. D fone is useless. She didn't consult me before buying. Ive forgotten d name of d fone for now but im on my way to d office. So im hoping its not d same..

Which phone is dat? Did u see anything like SHIPPED FROM ABROAD or something like dat on the item? Im more concerned bout d fobe cos my colleague purchased one like dat recently.... D story long abeg, and typing on keypad is tiring

Mskrisx:
Pls pls what do I do? I want to buy a device from Jumia but the only problem here is they said there is no pay on delivery for that product. Now to purchase the item I have to pay on line with my master card which means I have to insert my card number and my pin....pls who has tried this before? I am sooooo scared!

Chai, na wa o. Smh. Wetin go make u pay before service? U wan talk say u never read bout how pple dey get scammed via olx ND jiji?

Why u go pay money, wen d item never land at ur doorstep?

Why u no suggest to am say make una meet for a neutral place, before u do d transaction?

So u wan talk say for this 2017, ur eyes never open finish?

I hope you've learnt anyway.. Lets still hope u get ur money back.

How far with the bet 9ja predictions? Athletico Madrid ruined my ticket this night.

Yeah.. It weakens the battery over time..

Yes, I agree. Uni maid still remains the hottest amongst all uni. If u think ur uni is hot, den come and visit uni maid for just two days..
Concerning d garlic thing, if u no get liver to chew am, first of all fetch a tablespoon of honey, den put d garlic(s) on top den swallow direct..

Lordygram:
Bro 4 this hot Nigeria, everybody must sweat na, most especially students.. lol... thanks for the tips, i will try them...

Only u, three hankys? Na so u dey sweat?
One of d best tips is to take like 4 cloves of garlic with honey every night. Not only will it make u good on the outside, but also on d inside. 4 pieces max. Anything more can make it potent. Depending on d body system sha.

Lordygram:
hmm well first of all, eat plenty fruits and vegetables, be 100% hygienic, put on clean cloths, always go out with two to three hankerchiefs,, and dnt use an hanki twice.. as 4 me, i buy two hankerchiefs everyday when i am out, when one is sulk with sweat, i throw it away and change to the other... Rub and use good and expensive body creams.... change ur shorts daily... At times go to the spa... bro there are so many tips.....

Filter is too much. Now looks like a Chinese painting..

Let me also join the train..

Samsung note 8.. it had no infrared.
Decided to dash my neighbors housegirl..

Eyahh. Happy for them. My day will come soon..

abeg, how can i stream this game?

I wont blame dem. When they've already believed d fake news circulating..

donblade85555:
This rumour cause big trouble for sapele, parents just dae break school gates anyhow all in the name of saving their children from army given them monkey pox.

Nigerians too quick they believe stupid rumours....

anyway for funny jokes and riddles that will make you laugh like a mad man visit
www.laughkillme.com

Pple be carrying fake news, just to sabotage the efforts of the army..

And its just glo network?

Offpoint:

quickteller dashes you the 10gb not glo.. they're doing to encourage the use of quickteller

Let me come and read comments

Are u for real?? Glo dashes data like dat

Offpoint:

MTN Data and Co be salivating whenever you subscribe.... just sub the glo 10gb for 2.5k via quickteller and you'll receive extra 10gb making it 20gb

Check ur data usage make u see wetin dey drain ur data.

NOT AT ALL SIR. not airtel. im not even yoruba sef. im from the north east..

Jagermeister:


Why do I have a feeling that u're that colleague of mine that sits at the far end and had a clean afro when I was with Zain ( airtel), Oyin Jolayemi.

Always always always checking out cars on his pc.. That's what he does all-day everyday.

Why can't I remember his name!

Why naw

Readonee35L:

Oga edit your post let me edit mine.