Bro, let me tell u the real stuff about this loan guys. So long its loan apps u re talking about. I was once in ur shoes. They won't do u shit. Highest they will call ur people and tell them that u re owing them and they shld tell u to pay them. Then when ur people start calling you, its now up to you to either be on the offensive or defensive. During my time, I chose to be offensive. I started telling the people who called me that my bvn was compromised, I lost my phone and wallet to one chance, so I suspect its those guys who used my phone to borrow money from those guys, etc. That was the story I said. Gradually gradually, they left me alone. It wasn't my intention to lie. Few days after I borrowed money from this same fair money of yours, I ran into crisis in my former place of work. I took a business risk worth 1.9 million naira. And the repercussion was that I was supposed to still be working then they will be deducting from my salary 70-30. But the hor, who was transfered newly to abuja from Lagos, wasn't quite used to the system, called police on me. I was in cell for like 5 days. They even carry me go court. They stopped paying me salary, but they were still paying into my pension account, up till now that I'm still typing this. Well, I won the case. Its a long story. During these whole stages, I never tot of commiting suicide. A friend of mine who was a branch manager of a bank in lagos took a risk of 20million naira and went into forex with it. D whole thing scatter. He saw hell but he never tot of suicide. From ur write up, u said 50k and u wan commit suicide. My friend, snap out of it. U will over come it. This my story though a summary, should open ur eyes.

I won the case against my company this august 22, and I quickly applied as a teacher, to hit d ground running. Though I'm yet to be paid, which is why I was begging a lady up there and she's telling me about mini importation, which I've never heard before.

Las las, u go dey alright. So kick away that depression.

Presido24:
My guy your moniker shouldn't be offpoint, you're totally onpoint!..what made me start this thread was actually fear on what to do about the first loan which will expire tommorow...I've read the terms and conditions of the app over and over again, and I saw so many things there concerning people who failed to pay early....many aweful things stated there. I wouldn't like to be disgraced or embarrassed by the apps, that's actually what made me start this thread..
Even though I knew it'll bery unlikely I'll get help here, I just felt I should at least try..I know there are a lot of scammers online now, I don't really blame the people here for calling me a scammer and all sorts of name, I might have done the same too.
Anyways thanks for explaining this thing to me..I now have an idea on how to repay the loans

Mini importation... Pls put me through. As in the steps and all. We all broke in this country. And funny enough, its broke pple like us that still have compassion towards our fellow broke brethren. I have rich friends who have been telling me to join their illicit business. But I rather be broke and happy than be rich and be counting my days on earth, if u know what I mean.

AwkaetitiBabe:
My dear we are all a Lil broke. But I chose to do something. I broke out of d confines of waiting for one miserable salary and started a business. Start a business dear. Try mini importation. There are so many products people need you can acquire cheaply and sell to them. This ain't showoff or pride, just giving u an advice. "I'm Broke" is such any annoying anthem which I'm very familiar with.

Sister come and help me. I'm a lil broke. I'm working as a teacher in a private school. I believe u know how teachers are being paid in Nigeria. September salary to be paid in October of which dey never pay yet as students no wan pay school fees. So anything to survive small will go a long way. Thanks.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Imagine! Instead of you to mention amount so people will join hand and send, u wan carry am go WhatsApp. Baba drop amount here.

None of dem

This is the first time I'm Reading a post from a nairaland phone mod. What about Puskin and Honsule? Their phones don spoil?

dragnet:

"don't be Lazy" doesn't qualify as name calling, I apologize if it got on your wrong side.
No I shouldn't give you a verse of the Quran even though they exist, because I don't expect you to believe the Quran too, because it came via a similar path as the hadith.

Same way my uncle heard from my friends junior brother's niece that my girlfriend told her cousin sister's pastor that I got an usher's mother pregnant.

Tenshades:


Na so my brother... Ade said that his girlfriend said that her friend said that she saw my friend smoking weed. Long chain of narration with lost value of message.

So ludo is sin, oma shey o.
What about scrabble, chess, monopoly.
Eku living in the stone age ooo.

Nonsense
Useless govt, their own fight against corruption is a selective one.

A wise man once said THE LONGER THE EXPLANATION, THE MORE THE LIES
I finally understood what he meant.

I understand the op well. Reason I'm not close to any of my parents, and it also changed my views about marriage.

Even though I didn't read the post(too long) I just have this feeling that the write up can only apply to all these oyinbo pple.
But we Africans don't have DAT kinda time to waste.

My brother, there's nothing as painful as WASTED TIME, either in a relnship or when wooing a lady. You can never recover it.

So if she tell me say she get guy, I bounce. This is 2019. A year of grabbing the bull by the horn.

raydatingtips:


hahaha... baba L... no available babe dey

Tell her u have anoda babe, and one is pregnant for u somewhere,
And there's a guy you are crushing on. That u re beginning to suspect urself of being gay.

This is my real account o, and I need help too. We all need help in this country. So I really need help.

Someone pretended to volunteer on Monday on this forum. The guy put me on a jonzing level.

All these write up??
If she says she has a guy, my friend, move to the next available babe.

Which one is all these super story up there.

And u don't know they eat dogs in some parts of the country?

UniversalDove:
am not sure, but I think its Nigeria

Which country are u based?

UniversalDove:
blood of Jesus.. A dog is a pet, not food now!

Dogs. I somehow like mosquitoes too.

Dog meat

UniversalDove:
bro what's 404

Pls who knows the code to borrow real money from mtn. I want to try something.

I'm somehow on this table too.
But she ain't answering anyone here. So im suspecting something.

More like a plot.
I may be wrong tho.

carter009:
I know some guys Don collect OP number, sharp sharp,,

Its just like waiting for a ship at the airport.

Or till when donkey grow horns?

Blackivy27:
I know. But you arent the only one. Soon

I'm beginning to think that now.

SaintHilary:
If u believe dis story you deserve to be in South Africa ri now

I still gat some scores to settle with u. I'm just looking at u in HD.

Blackivy27:
No number?

Let me search this number on true caller first.

Modified: number confirmed. So, what's eating u up?

Babenikky:
08186159197 my WhatsApp number. We can chat better there

That guy called MELLIN. how he opened his 3rd eye, etc. Well its been long sha.
I dey fine sha.
Happy xenophobic yuletide season

delishpot:

Satanic thread? Hmnnnn, I don't remember it sha. Am good. Doing great thank you. Hope you doing good too? Inshort I believe you are.

Bros/madam
Where have u been all these years?
I tot u don deactivate.
The last time we interacted was on that satanic thread of DAT guy like 3rs ago.
How life naw??

delishpot:
Lies. Buhari has completely stopped corruption in Nigeria.
He promised us that corruption would stop as soon as he becomes the president and it has stopped.
Anyone that says otherwise is an enemy of Nigeria. No more bBoko haram, not a single corrupt govt official in Nigeria, everything is perfect in naija. The only reason why 1 dollar is not equal to 1 naira is because of GEJ and PDP. Inshort feel free to blame the future generation for anything happening that you don't like. Just don't say its Bubu's era it happened. Bubu has made naija paradise on earth and the envy of the world. Why the hell do you think nobody likes Nigerians? It's cos Bubu has made us the envy of the world. Its pure jealousy. Buhari till the end! Sai Baba!

Guy, wtf is wrong with u?
U can be social with them,
It doesn't mean u shld have anything to do with them. Its all about self control.

But u really falling my hand, with the way u re handling them. I wish say I dey ur area sef. I'm not saying this cos of anything secs.

Relate with them jor.

Zombiekiller010:
those ladies range within age 22-25 , thou they live in separate selfcon, some weeks back, two of them came to meet me separately that I should take them out to have fun, I told them am busy and I gave them money to go have fun on their own, one came back showing me picture's from where she went to have fun with the Money I gave her while the other one said she didn't go anywhere CU's I refused to follow her . about the one am massaging her neck, she placed her head on my chest telling me not to stop , since am sexaully active, I touched her boobs . the issue is that they won't let me be, have snubbed them on many occasions in fact I don't reply them when they greet which is enough for them to know I don't like relating with them, I just need tips on how to handle them in a matured manner

Abeg where u dey stay? I dey look for apartment like dat.

Change ur pattern towards them. Shey u dey form James bond for them, kuku start dey keep smiling faces.

Or the best advice is to be friends with just one or two among them then leave the rest. All their secrets will be revealed to u soon.

How much are both paying?
What benefits are u entitled to, when u become a teacher or the van job?

Is the school a new school?

What is the work load in the school?

Is the van company a new one?

Are u gonna be placed on a target?

What happens when u don't meet the target?

Pls kindly provide answers to the above questions then we go advice u better.