Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her.

BOY : Can I kiss you?

GIRL : Not now, I'm at home.

BOY : Please.

GIRL : No.

BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.

GIRL : Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds.

BOY : Let me kiss you good night.

GIRL : Someone might be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.

This goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation."

Is it just my eyes only, or are there some pages missing here on this thread?!

I thought I signed the 1111 page.

dimplecakes: I miss u all

Winnie, Adari, odebbs, zikkie, j-slim, hopeyemmy, omotea, Immanuel, legend, yame, sotenna, haykay, toyde,, stanzo, fraze, saintalone, Temmy............and so many pple.


Have a blissful service year!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed: Dimples

Babe we've missed you too...your guys dem still pin here full time.

See people don dey see alert...me never see anything oh!

Wetin happen now? No be the same batch C again? I go vex oh.
That rubbish sterling no stealing bank.

Better late than never. . .

Happy Christmas to y'all and a crested 2014. Lol.

We corpers at Delta use the word "crested" for all the good stuffs.

So once again have a crested celebration this season.

EVARHGREEEN: small world it is.... Well i guess we'll get 2 see wen nxt you fall in owerri.

Roger that.

Evagreen's PPA is at my front door...I shock self when she tell me where she dey. Lol.
Too bad I'm at Warri.

Funpeter: thanks for checking on us, how is ur PPA going?

Bross mosquitoes dey dey do their own ppa for my body oh.

My buddies how y'all doing...
Fun P.
Humme d' Hummer.
Tutu.
Obinoral my CSO.
Creamy chi.


...And all the others, Godspeed to y'all!

shawylux: Was posted to Asaba to a secondary school but was rejected by the principal on the basis of no accomodation. Had to move to my area of specialization which is a hospital to be reposted. But no rest for here o, was just given a 5 day leave to resume on the 9th. All is well sha.

Shawy how do they pay in the hospital?

Ahhh finally I'm back...airtel nearly gave me a heart attack on Sunday with a stupid message they sent me concerning their data subscription not to work on android from the 3rd of december.

Well I was thrown to south-west warri, where mosquitoes have been feasting on me, and rain falling incessantly.

I gotta cross the river to get to town or the market. But I thank God there's network, light and water in the corpers lodge.

...did I forget to say that things are effing expensive there imagine super glue...the one in a black tube is sold 40 bucks while the other type is 150. I can go on and on.

I was posted to a primary school that was fashioned out of wood and tarpaulins with little kids battling the ever oozing catarrh from their noses. I bluntly asked the proprietor to reject me which she did. Now I've been reposted to their LG HQ.

I'll be reporting for duty on the 12th of this month.

It is well even in the well!

I was posted to warri...warri south-west, a place called Ogbe-Ijoh. Mehn their mosquitoes dey gym before dem go come bite.
All these types wey dey carry oil barrels for back. That place na goodbye from warri oh.

Though the corpers lodge is okay. Gotta cross water most of the time.

...

Soldier:Kai! kofa I dey craze?!

Me:No Sir!

Soldier:Why I dey hold am for her waist?

Me: Sorry sir.

Soldier: God funish you stufid kofer.

...I no fit laugh.

Met Shawylux at camp...she's a fresh otondo and a late comer. lol

This evening's parade wasn't funny at all my legs are sore because of the goddamn shoes.

Let me take my bathe. heading to mammi soon.

I can't feel my legs...I lost the feelings during the torturous parade this evening. The shoe ain't helping matters. It's as tight as a rat's ar*se.

BabyTee1: O.M.G see as pple plenty 4 camp shuuuuuuu 10k God 4 safe trip sha nd 2 all dose comin 2mao, we eagerly await ur arrival #team delta# 1 luv

I don enter camp see as dem sit under that mango tree close to the gate. . .I come take off again.

So off I go...I'll be in Delta in some hours time.
Lodging at a friend's house till tomorrow. If not it'll be a hotel, which is an option I won't like.

Helen of life thanks. . .

I just lost a set of phone numbers...please all those I got their number here should resend it I take God beg. Helen no kill me but your number na im first loss.

elari: shey na only girls go full the camp ni? delta camp aint that bad, though no water and lite except from 7p.m to 10. i believe u wouls enjoy urselfs sha esp. with people like lady D. the toilets and bathroom sef e get k-leg. shot put tins and bush paroles. e don do before i make una change mind. i was there this time last year.

Bathroom and toilet with K leg...this is not good.

TEACHER: Today we are talking about
"Question tag" Examples are; She is coming, isn't she?
They have eaten, haven't they?
TEACHER: Who can give me another
example?
SULE: Na yam we go chop today, choppn't
we?
TEACHER: What kind of sentence is that? Please
who can correct him?
AKPORS: Don't mind him madam, the correct one is;
Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Oya guys, make una add una own, addn't you?

...by the way na Helen go cook this morning.

Good morning people.

...whistling and passing.

Funpeter: See who is visiting sotenna sotenna sotenna!!!!!

Lol! This terrorist.

David. . .Godspeed to all your endevours this time. I'll be here to celebrate with you come February/March 2014.

My brother who's still an undergraduate was watching me pack my stuff into my bag and just said the way I've been grinning from ear to ear I really looked like a kid going off to his new fancy boarding school for the first time, except for the beards I had on anyone could have concluded same. I no fit laugh oh. Choi!

lauraaa: Brodad nd sisters I workd 2013296818 nd my no is 2013296819. I jux went 2 skol nd I found out d mixture. I got zamfara, d prsn got my abj. Wen I found out all I could do is brkdown nd cry. So sad nw

Sorry...
But God works wonders lol.
Maybe the person you worked his or her number to Abuja was destined to be in Abuja all the while, and you were just used as a means to achieve God/nature's plan.

No worry Zamfara won't be that bad...

obijenkinz: Nairalanders help me thank God.jst passed my Bar exam.am now a Barrister.Barrister Obijeko Uvo Marcos confirm batch c corper.Team bayelsa all the way.

Well done bro...congrats.

The population has thinned down again...well I'm cool with that.

Happy New month People.
Surely I'll miss home, especially my bed, the things I perceive from the kitchen, and my very beautiful family.

I've just been copied from Imo State and pasted in Delta State...I'm still feeling very indifferent about the whole stuff

I don't feel anything, unlike the mobilisation list era, when I nearly had a stroke out of anxiety. Now, no anxiety, no fear...just waiting around.

In fact what I'm feeling now is symptoms of purging, cos I've been out all evening watching the Nigerian under 17s perform and while doing that have had more than my share of Amarula and pepper soup with my buddies.

#scratching my bulging tummy. . .make una no too worry.