...and thus my shopping comes to a completion.

Now I gotta wait for the 5th.

I read things about school ID card requirements in camp. Back in school I had 3 I.D cards designating me as a student of 3 different departments I loved dropping into their classes. It was mischievous, but it was fun. My mother dept was biochemistry, but I loved dropping into computer science lectures, E.E lectures and Food technology lectures whenever I'm free or bored with my dept. I got those IDs with 500 bucks each, with fake mat numbers but original signatures.

Na when person dey vex you go dey hear English pass...I guess cursing and swearing sounds better in English language.

I don read finish.

When una temperature comes down I go come back.

Good morning people...how y'all doing?

What a day! I've got to sleep till 10 am tomorrow. It's been a hot, sticky, crowded day...spent the whole day under the sun.

Gotta hit the floor pals, not the bed...the bed won't help tonight. Someone should come and e-massage me oh. I need am.

Airtel Oh Airtel...why thou dealeth with me this morning habatically and Habakkukally.

dimplecakes: Hmmmm, everyone is doing the introduction........okay lemme start my own

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Search for my group on FB and join "Dimplecakes"

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's ma pix oooo, hope I fyn small.

Always a happy lady?

fuckluv: Really?
Dnt break promise o!

This fine girl...come dey mask as fuckluv

Winnie is looks yummy. Lol
...hiding my head.

To upload a pic here you'll have to trim out the image out of the pic. Lol

I've been formatting and reformatting my phone since yesterday. . .good to be back.

White shirts.
White shorts.
Singlets.
Boxers.
Shoes.
Socks.
Slippers.
Toiletries.
NYSC Belt.
These I've bought.

Travel bag.
Food flask.
Torchlight.
Bed spread.
Passports.
These I'll acquire on monday.

Beverages, and meds. These I'll acquire on the 3rd of Nov.

Imanuelle: On this day next month



Winnie is carrying a box on her head


Jeny is dancing



sotenna is walking majestically with a knapsack


hopeyemmy is still at home



I'm in a cab


dimplecakes is sweating because she had to deliver a cake before taking off


laura is rehearsing some smiles


lewis is counting some cash


sade is flashing temi


adary is thinking deep


May3 is viewing




Bla bla bla




on this day next month


what will you be doing ?

Lol...you got me Backpack is more like my style, but this nysc is gonna make me break that style.

shawrygal: legendsilver(m), phi91lipin, Sotenna(m), shawrygal(f), Imanuelle
Good morning.

Good morning sis.

I no dey even worry my head, I'm not good at that either...ASUU, ASUP, NASU, NEPA, PDP, JONATHAN, whatever union or whoever wants go on strike should go, myself I've chosen where I'll be on 5th November, and thats NYSC camp.

If God has no intention of changing that, then I got nothing to worry about other than hitting the market today and tomorrow to finish my shopping.

Good morning people. . .

lakusi:

Ibo dudes tho ... Lol

We no dey carry last for money matter

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I just left Douglas...just in front of St. Pauls. Over the other side of the rd.

Helenqollinz: Sotenna Max,kindly elaborate on "all d white shorts i have been cin is branded NYSC.

Just the way you see a brand name on a cloth that's the way it is here on the short just around the knee it's written NYSC in green letters.

After walking around the market during the early hours of the day and couldn't find anything this evening nysc materials are popping up at every angle at Douglas rd.

If you touch anything white they'll start asking you if you're using it for nysc. . .I saw some people buying those shorts and I knew what they were up to.

pablo aimar:
Where can one find such shorts. Its for the three weeks in camp, after that I will NEVER wear it anymore.

The trouser I bought is very nice and I had it cut by my tailor in such a way I could still wear it after camp.

lakusi:

Bro wt do U mean by NYSC branded shorts

In Owerri here there are a lot of white shorts written NYSC in green just in capital letters at their helm not bold but enough to be noticed. They're light.

I had to buy a white chinos trouser and cut it down to a short.

All the white shorts I've been seeing were branded NYSC, Which I don't like.

I've spent 30 minutes in the market can't still get a decent white jean or chinos short...I cant find all the things I used to see before when it wasn't my turn

PapiDShipCapt:

and soon the loudspeakers will start firing away prayers and I'll keep walking around the whole rooms like a ghost.

Slept in the afternoon. . .now suffering from insomnia.

EVARHGREEEN: rotlmao... Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ r an 'akagum'

Nope...I'm not aka gum.
But as a Nigerian and a core Igbo guy, I can smell a fraud ten miles away.

I'd not mind spending on someone, but I'll pick out that person myself without her having to scheme the whole thing.

Dimples I've never been happier to see you...Helen said she asked you to deliver one of your lovely cakes to the house for the celebration of her birthday but we didn't get a whiff of the cake...so where did things go wrong?

lauraaa: I'm nt planning 2 spnd so much @ d camp. All I'll do is 2 smile sweetly @ 1 cool having dude, nd den my smile charms him so much dat he will willingly pay 4 d meals @ mami mrkt 4 me 4 d whole 3wks(cos I'm nt planning 2 eat camp food). After dat 3 wks I'll disapear in2 thin air nd he l b gone 4 good. So hlp me God .amen

If the whole guys are like me all you'd be getting in return for your charming smile will be an equally charming wink and nothing more.

Everybody's talking about their connection, me I no sabi anybody

I've always had to work my way up amidst kicking and pushing...I learnt how to do same.

I'm not working my service, but I've got places I'd love to serve, so I'm not even sure where I'd find myself on the 5th.

Well...it increases the excitement for me. Thank God my folks let me learn most things the hard way.

I'm only sure of what to buy and I'm going to do justice to the list I made.

Every other thing is absofuckinglutely in the hands of fate.

lewizylee: The Funny Side Of Life....When You Were Young, Ur Parents Tell You To Focus On Ur Books And Nt Girls. Now, They Are Pleading That They Would Like To See At Least A Girl With You.
Before, You Stay Outdoors Too Much, These Days..."Son, Find Somewhere To Go Today" You Are Staying Indoors Too Much!

My mum has never seen me with a girl before, but I can't say same about my dad, cos he usually picks my calls for me most times when my hands are dirty or I'm busy, and whenever he helps me pick the call it turns out to be Chioma, Chidinma, or Nk, and he'll be calling me the girl's name for that day.

I never let my mum enter the same zip code with my phone.

I'd listen to them arguing about how innocent I'm, and when my dad fails to convince her that I'm a crook as always he'd end the argument by saying. . .father forgive her for she knows not her son.

...and I'll say amen from the back of the door.

WinnieDPooh: @Helen is it as short as this

Winnie if you know say we go serve together I beg no wear that kind bikini sorry short or else they'll surely decamp us

saintalone:

BrodA abeg post that ur resized list again.
I like follow that same footstep...because na one small crossbag I even like hang go the camp

1. 2 white polo shirts.
2. 2 white shorts.
3. 3 white singlets.
4. 4 boxer shorts.
5. Clipper.
6. 2 pairs of white socks.
7. A bucket (to be bought in camp)
8. Torch light.
9. A food flask.
10. 2 spoons.
11. Toiletries.
12. Beverages.
13. My Walet and ATM.
14. 10 passports.
15. My call up letter and Certs.
16. Bed spread.
17. A pair of white Allstar shoes.
18. Towel.
Those are what I'm taking to wherever I'm posted.

Is it only me? Cos I feel that the first 2 days of this month just evaporated before I could count them...time is now on 4G speed.

My shopping starts tomorrow.

When federal government gather una in the name of serving your father land, come carry khaki and military grade boot give una, una no understand wetin dem dey imply?

Okay let me spell it out for us...

The Green Khaki and jungle boot just means one thing..."E no go easy for us oh"

Khaki no be enjoyment cloth oh.

Oshimole abi Oshomole wey dey wear khaki back in those years as per labour chairman, look am for all him pictures na so him dey sweat.

So brethren prepare for the worst and hope for the best.

First of all they 'll turn us into Cele recruits in white, for three weeks.

If you still go meet babalawo na still "white fowl" go dey carry fisrt for him list, for sacrifice to your ancestors.

Now to serve your fatherland (in other words your ancestors) you go still wear white for three weeks before you'll be confirmed.

None of the two clothes points to enjoyment.

You've been sacrificed for a year!!!