FREESTYLE 1: upgraded version

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staninem's sicker than; superman when shown a kryptonite/ a serial killer taking lives with a kitchen knife/
no ambulance but y'all go WAOW!!!; you feel the vibe when he flips the rhymes/
his metaphors light up this square like a disco night/ in your block; but it's more like a candle night when he picks a nine/

this section is to question your wit & function/ you're a dumb one if you say losing is not an option/
you're ment to feel the heat when you're the one i'm punching/
cos i flow so hot & bring destruction like a volcanic eruption/

wack ones should stop posting on this thread cos/if a nigga got the dreads on/ and beef me with those boring puns, instead of/ replying that shït i'd rather chop his head off/
rastaman, you fùcking dead, dawg!!!

You're life is ruined: you're even older than a disco dance/
you never had a bytch cos you're impotent/
my advice to this grown man/ is to migrate to Rome.. There your life might have a little bit Romance/


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Darkrebel:
Random

Glimpse the Warlord spit it all/
Am the August visitor/
....that caused Mayhem in June/ am a Nigerian foon/ with silver spoons/ to readily serve...Luciferian tunes/
that prepared your tomb/ though i preferred to use/ your Mommy's Pus/ as community grave...for interring your goons/ then i ll stretch her clit....force two corpses in...and its tearing her womb/
wailing and crying...while she's staring at you/
But ffuck that ish...and ffuck a truce/...
I ain't befriending you/ am even fiends with Zeus/
and i intend to use/ these heavy tools/ to bring about.....your deadly doom/when your near the pool/
Y'all should clear the room/
And give me space...to sink 6 blades...on this mere cartoon/
This transgendered Barney....will be getting bruised/ and his head removed/
He never dress in blue/ but has feminine pink...on his skirts and shoes/
And this slutty goof/ is a naughty youth/ that flirts with dudes/ to get them on the rug...or his bed to groove/ and even banked on Anita....to Sex with Jude/
While I was mating Ruth/ with my dick in between...the maiden's bboobs/
He was breaking rules/ with the aid of lubes/ and taking fluids/ from three gay crooks/
Then parted his garments....and this fake giroud/ started bathing nnude/ with Drake and Proof/
You a faded jewel/ that ll be glazed and booed/
Here's a poisoned drink....now taste the juice/
For tryna eff with me.... like daft Samaritans....tryna relate with Jews/
What i speak is crude/ My technique is rude/ unique and true/...and unlike you/...I don't sway the truth/ I voice it  plain/...and thrust with aim/...so your pained and sued/
Have my Chef plait your hair..and its all a facade...to use your brains as food/
and tryna kick back the facts...will only sprain your foot/ and while you re still absorbing shock...I ll' gain your loot/
then chase you outer...as I gave pursuit/
Then parade my troops/ with raging boots/ that kick "pretty"well...and bleed your face...to make it cute/
You ll die a fluke...with your name in poo/
You ve been tamed and schooled/ and Your fate's been screwed/ afterall limp bull...you were trained to lose/
I wordplayed with the months...so rest in peace knowing....you ve been April Fooled!!!/

EPIC!

Why wont i try freestyle? I'm getting rusty

ELYMAXiimus:

smh... Another ghost account. You registered today, nd this is your first nd only post....(i think i know who you are. You are in the top 5 most rated textcee of all time on here... Don't worry, your secret is safe with me )
i see you're practicing freestyle
Cool verse though..

what's this hoe about? Calling me a ghost account/y'all better grip the nosy mouse before i roast his mouth/

no one knows the tout/but staninem is bright & faddish.. I show the diff between ''home & house''/


stan is stunning.. i make the mass squawk like elvis presley/Ely is synonymous to the pun ''pûssy/cat''... He's been attacked by every textcee/
Max wastes his time & effort on this site; yet he lacks the efficiency/
Eminem would stop using the word ''bïtch'' in his tracks: thé day ely bests me/

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Freestyle


I strike at night like batman with the black mask on/
my back scarred from battling mad lions/
but i keep fighting on/ like a zombie ruled by mike tyson thought/
feminine bars all i see; you define a cùnt/ this trend seems dead but i spice it up/ & you dont cut the mustard, these guys are flop/

my bars so hot - dont touch your screen when the rhyme is on/ they could ignite your thumb/
staninem is a crossbreed of eminem, k.dot &canibus/

even the blind & dùmb 'see & recite my pun'/ you dont see my punchlines & puns?/

remember this is a freestyle.. i just ''rhyme for fun/ like unsigned rappers/ but i'm 1 in 1101.. rated above emcees; i'm on signed rappers/
i light up your world; i'm the sunshine rapper/ i change the vibe here; i'm a constant rapper/
you lose your lives; you mortal rappers/
i render thèse glads useless like thor lost his hammer/
this is just a lightening verse: i bring the thunder after
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