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Jokes Etc / Re: Countries And Their Police [how They Look Like] by StanP(m): 5:18pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
Guy u have got my ribs cracked wit dat Naija police pics. I swear if you see those American Police,u will want to be a Policeman. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by StanP(m): 4:59pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
GSM calls are now charged per brain size, u are so lucky u can now make free calls. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Unlocking The Doors by StanP(m): 5:34pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
most times i lose my keys, so i just break in. Itz quite painful i know |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Laughed 4 2 Days When I Heard This by StanP(m): 5:07pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
@ben20001 I know you are still laughing, it is a dooo @pomde sorry run mad ooh romade i com and think of what to call you |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Laughed 4 2 Days When I Heard This by StanP(m): 5:04pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
i am still laughing, it is a funny |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Wud U Do? by StanP(m): 4:36pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
i wud say my prayas, wetin man go do |
Jokes Etc / I Laughed 4 2 Days When I Heard This by StanP(m): 4:32pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
There was this man, he come and marry a wife and they did their wedding in the church and they come and born a child, the child come and grow up and born anoda child, wait let me remember the ending, i come and forget |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland's Funniest Joke. by StanP(m): 5:53pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
(Hisses and walks away) |
Romance / Re: Romantic: Laugh Lines by StanP(m): 5:48pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
LMFAO Thats tight.However, the Ibo woman lamenting over an Unsigned Cheque, men thats a NO NO |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by StanP(m): 5:42pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
i are they fine ooh.the weather is lookring rainish here ooh |
Jokes Etc / Re: Only In Nigeria People Only In Nigeria! by StanP(m): 1:03pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
That is being PROACTIVE. Nna men, some people didn't have light to watch the stuff so they can watch it now, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by StanP(m): 12:54pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
My people how unu dey? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by StanP(m): 5:04pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
My people, u are still here, i twas thoughting they have closing our topic. where are chioya and the rest, it was lecturing time |
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Like Your Men? Muscular, Lanky, Short, Tall: by StanP(m): 5:23pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
See all these girls, btw the guy & d lady who should hav more choices about their spouses. Even the short ones are looking for Tall guys, the obese ones are looking for tall & toned guys. Lux that managed to escape being a dwarf too is routing for a tall guy. Ladies of 28yrs & above won't have much specs abt their boos, i don't blame these teens |
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Like Your Men? Muscular, Lanky, Short, Tall: by StanP(m): 5:09pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
I am off to the Gym, got to add some muscles, 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Your Most Cherished Nigerian Culture. by StanP(m): 4:31pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
The Benue Tradition whereby you visit a friend and you are offered their wive or daughters as kola. Men i won't mind visiting like 7 friends per day. love that culture, spread the zzzzzing |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by StanP(m): 3:38pm On May 27, 2009 |
shhhhhhhhhhhh i have a secret, i am a very hardened criminal and i think i need to be in a tight prison. Pls don't tell the authorities please cos the last time i was inside the prison i vandalized it. |
Jokes Etc / Re: An Expensive Guy With An Expensive Babe by StanP(m): 5:25pm On May 22, 2009 |
ughhhhhh i heard this joke like 5 years ago.sucks big time. |
Romance / Re: Does Your Partner Get Jealous When Youlok At Others? by StanP(m): 2:29pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
I do look at women in a way that my girl wud not notice my stare. e.g a pretty girl walking from my right, she is so cute i just have to stare and ravish her wit my eyes but my girl is right beside me she has seen her too and trust women, they wan2 c how u will react.Simple, i look to my left and wait for her to cross to that side such that she walks into my view and not the other way. Or i simply find a fault to criticize her, trust women she will join me in critisizing her while i fulfill my LOOKERY needs. |
Jokes Etc / Sharp Boy by StanP(m): 5:48pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
A little went to his teacher and said "Madam, i think i should be in Pry 3", the teacher asked why and he replied My elder sis is in Pry 4 and i am more brillant than she is. So the teacher took him to see the principal and after discussing with the Principal the boy was asked to come in and answer some question which would determine if is to remain at Pry 1 or not. P------what is 3 by 3 S------ 9 P------What is 6 by 6 S------36 After a couple of more questions, the principal decided to allow the boy to move on to Pry 3 but the teacher said she has some more questions for the boy T=====what is it u hav in your pants,but i don't hav? S=====em em emmm Pockets T=====what is it that a man does standing, a woman does squatting, while a dog does with 3 legs on the ground? S=====emmm Shaking hands T=====what is it that a cow has four but i have just two, S=====hmm hmme em Legs after a couple of more similar questions and answers, the Principal interrupted "pls send this boy to the University, even me myself i got the last 10 questions wrong. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by StanP(m): 5:07pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
men that joke was tight but am only 10 yrs old hope i didn't those tins. |
Jokes Etc / Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by StanP(m): 4:52pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
I thought a joke should be followed by cracks and compliments then by another joke, in that sequence not that after one joke the rest is lame talks and jibs, NL is getting bleeping boring, |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Met Seun In A Molue! by StanP(m): 5:43pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
so fucking what. no be humanbeings dey enter am |
Jokes Etc / Re: The American Researcher And The Nigerian Immigration Officer by StanP(m): 5:35pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
LMAO. datz a true nigerian. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Notice To Employees by StanP(m): 5:30pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
pls which company is this |
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