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Romance / Re: I Like A Lady Thats Shows She Is Interested! by StanP(m): 4:08pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
@sweet t nice lines there, surly gonna apply them in my latest quest for a soulmate, my prob with ladies is that they make it so difficult for a guy that is interested in them even though they like the guy, am not the kind of guy with so much patience, am not d type that drools over a lady for so long, sometimes a feel i have a problem wit my relationship with ladies cos i am the reserved type but quite jovial, wat do u tink, @ adeboo checkd ur profile, nice pics but which of them are u |
Forum Games / Re: Nickname The Person Above You by StanP(m): 3:52pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
dr who |
Forum Games / Re: Yes Or No by StanP(m): 3:28pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
yeah, james hardley chase my dawg |
Phones / Re: Most Romantic Sms by StanP(m): 8:35am On Apr 14, 2008 |
Men u guys are so funny and romantic as well, i now have more romantic texts to thrill my shawtys, My girl sent me this sometime I WUD HAVE LUVD TO WRITE U A SYMPHONY,BETA STILL XPRESS MY LUV IN A MONOLOGUE, NO, NO , ADDRESS A PRESS CONFERENCE OR JUST OPEN MY MEMORABILA OF U AND ME,BUT MY HEAD FEELS SO EMPTY AND ALL I CAN TINK OF IS "I LUV YOU" |
Phones / Most Romantic Sms by StanP(m): 4:41pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
what is the most romantic text msg u have ever received or sent, share with us , we could collate an sms encyclopedia holla back |
Jokes Etc / Crack Ur Rib by StanP(m): 5:00pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
the closest thing like a womans period is ur salary it comes once in a month lasts 3,4 or 5 days and when it is gone you are bleeped A man was pressed in at a cinema, he ran to the restroom without looking at the top of the door entrance and found himself in the ladies, a lady screamed" This is for the ladies" the man holding out his dick replied "this is also for the ladies". |
Nairaland / General / Re: See Nice Pictures Here by StanP(m): 4:08pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
thats meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Jokes Etc / Re: Men Again by StanP(m): 3:36pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
@tessy baby You know what u are looking for, make i no talk am now sha |
Nairaland / General / Re: See Nice Pictures Here by StanP(m): 6:12pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
nice one.expect mine soon |
Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Signs To Show That You Are In Love by StanP(m): 4:40pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
nice concept, only that i was tinking about several girls at the same time. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Again by StanP(m): 4:26pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
this is one of the effect of women liberalization, in the good old days which woman would dare say such derogatory statement about de person who donated a rid so she come to life. On behalf of the guys in nairaland i demand an unreserved apology for those insult even on your dad,brother,uncle,fucker, and after that u will be placed under house arrest in my domain, Guilty or not guilty. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Again by StanP(m): 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
@poster, do u have a boyfriend? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Resignation Letter by StanP(m): 6:08pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
two igbo smokers missing themselves, eeh |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Which Nairaland Members Would You Prefer To Date? by StanP(m): 2:08pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
i would luv 2 meet Amerie. I just luv everything little thing about her. Hey Amerie you have a big admirer here, holla back Babygirl. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Footballers Are In Trouble by StanP(m): 6:22am On Mar 14, 2008 |
otokoto gattuso |
Romance / Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by StanP(m): 6:39am On Mar 12, 2008 |
wonder shall never end, is it the way and manner of proposing that matters or that your friend has finally found someone who will give her a new surname, she had better run back to demand anoda consideration from the guy if not she go enter duemorage, perhaps the guy for climb mount kilimanjaro then ask her to close her big eyes and then slot the kini into her, |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by StanP(m): 12:08pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
king |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by StanP(m): 7:48am On Mar 04, 2008 |
i think u are over ripe now and i am with my arrow and bow, so what next |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by StanP(m): 7:35am On Mar 04, 2008 |
@ ituen, tanks for sacrificing your goat as his last fuckmate, but u didn't tell us how u will end up , probably under a koko or something @webdezzi, let me guess , in d wild wild zoo with ur fellow chimps |
Jokes Etc / Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by StanP(m): 8:08am On Mar 03, 2008 |
men you guys got my ribs cracking, @diakim u are always criticizing and antagonizing, has everyone seen the original version? even u urself do u tink u are an original version? Public notice is what u are always seeking |
Jokes Etc / If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by StanP(m): 7:36am On Mar 03, 2008 |
If people should die according to their proffession. what do u tink would be d cause of their death, Politician-Assasination Policeman-Swear Insurance Man- Fire disaster Prostitute-sex Teacher-cane what do u tink, |
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