yormee:
*hijacks microphone*


ANNOUNCEMENT fa!

No be timetable matter sha...buh na voting matter!

Make we come to vote ooh! Especially for KINGinVAHALA!

He's proved himself worthy, and na our padi-padi!

Anybody wey vote for am mean say na me dem vote for oh! Him moniker na KINGinVAHALA.

Lemmie speak English small...

Voting is ongoing and it will end by 6pm,

To vote him please click on the link below and type

I VOTE KINGinVAHALA
cc NLJega

https://www.nairaland.com/3263244/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/31#48119721

cc everyone!

Chumaster, Rebekkah, Ibroh22...abeg, help me tag everyone!

thanchus.

*throws microphone back on the floor*

Dude u spoke my mind. One bottle of zobo drink for you. Collect it after the elections.

*I VOTE KINGinVAHALA*



*Cc NLJega*

Hollamie007:



My school gbese is in Gods hand and I know help will surely come

really?

Rebekkah:
Ahahahaha ha

Then be ready to drag the position.... check the lady multitude the dude is following @wahala or sth

we can shape yormee into 'somebody' so you can have im. chumaster1 is also another option.

I know you're cool beib!

Lols wahalahi I no consider anything at all o. I no even look em profile. Buh I fit manage .,lols

Justcallmenuel Nueli? mmmm dont I know u from somewhere

patty2014:
My love sheboss how are you doing now

ur gini? wait make coyy catch u

Rebekkah:



oh dear...I don haf voter's card. I was not around the time they were doing it...

How much he use settle you self

No amount o bring ur ear close lemme tell u something (u know i've been aspiring to be a first lady. At least before I die this could be my chance.) Dont tell anybody o.

yorme:

Lol! Oya na!

please vote my candidate plssss

KINGinVAHALA:

Lol, teasing you? Nah, far from that. I think I'm just stating and bringing reality to fore. Following you right away sweet, I also need to catch some sleep.

Goodnight/morning too, sweetest of dreams dearie!

Thanks

KINGinVAHALA:

Saw it sweet, you re an incomparable darling, just this night you have done even what some sisters and gfs won't do. All thanks to you, this night would be written on my diary as one of my best nights ever.

hahaha stop teasing me. I think i've done the editing. Now i'm gonna get some sleep. Goodnight/goodmorning. Dont worry u will win

KINGinVAHALA:


Hmmm, how kinginvahala became special to this priceless beauty is still a misery to me. you have shown by this that you carry's the heart only few or none other can boast of having.

Goodnight sweetheart!

lols i've changed my signature. I guess I didnt do it right. Lemme edit it.

KINGinVAHALA:

Hmmm, no prob sweet, anything for you, if it pleases your heart then its OK by me. Thanks for the path you have agreed to take to help bring in more voters, I owe you a lot, miss.

How is your night going and what is still keeping you awake?

U may not believe it but u are the one keeping me awake. Infact i've made the first post in my NYSC thread. Tomorro. I'll continue. I think I wanna sleep now.

KINGinVAHALA:





Hmmm, seem you will make a good wife, always nodding in the positive, lol, just joking.

OK, if you can, this is what I wish you would help me do right now, first you should please lend my moniker a place on your signature, just like I have it on mine (the blue coloured on my signature) and write something like VOTE KINGinVAHALA AS MR NAIRALAND 2016.

secondly, you should try and help me solicit for votes from your fellows on my behalf, in that other thread you frequent. More like asking them all to join you and vote me, including those you guys have in your whatsapp group. What do you think babe?

I'm gonna try talking to my friends and followers but I'm sorry I dnt wanna go tru d stress of changing my signature. It may not even convince anyone to vote. i'll talk to my NL friends

KINGinVAHALA:







Hmmm, I appreciate your coming sweet, I owe you a ...., you have to fill the space yourself with what you desire, lol.

Anyways, Mr Nairaland, hmmm, voting hasn't really commenced yet, we re still waiting for the organisers to officially announce the commencement date, but I'm sure it would begin anytime soon, it could be today.

I will give you the procedures on how to vote when the organizers comes out with it. I actually had to hold your hand and walk you out of that Nysc thread because there re some things I would appreciate if you do for me and I didnt wanted to post it on that thread. I wish you won't only vote me but also help bring along your fellows in that thread to do same, I noticed you all act as a family and it also seem there is a whatsapp group were you all converse, my heart would be filled with unlimited joy if you could help me accomplish this, sweetheart.

Let's go on whatsapp, please!

ok that's ok. Whenever the voting starts, u'll tell me. Then I'll vote.
So what do u want me to do right now.

KINGinVAHALA:











Hi sweet, I won't mind us conversing over here, I hope its OK by you? @StarryV

Lols yea sure

KINGinVAHALA:

Hmmm, thanks sweet, I appreciate and I will happily wish to put you through the voting stuff.
Do you mind me doing it over here or elsewhere? it seems we re derailing this noble thread with intellectuals.

lols do it anywhere dear. This is my territory sha. These people here are my family and they are harmless. So feel free.

KINGinVAHALA:

Cool! it was awesome and jolly filled. My signature, wish I could count on you, can i?

Emmm am not too much into NL voting buh u seem nice. So i'm gonna do it for you. Buh u'll tell me how it's been done

KINGinVAHALA:

Hmmmm, if you say so, who am I to argue? lol
Hope your Sunday is going splendidly well?

Yea it is. We thank God. How abt u

From my heart of hearts I really wanna wish this dude a very big HAPPY BIRTHDAY I pray all your pisitive dreams come tru. As u've chosen to make people laugh and smile, so shall the lord give you million reasons to laugh and smile.
Happy birthday Yorme
Happy birthday Yormee
Happy birthday Emroyy
Bon annivasaire mon ami
Ubochi omumu oma Chizorom
Omolojo ibi ,emi asopo Odun laye
Eku orire ojo ibi.
Olojo ibi
Ojo ibi
O ku ojo ibi
E ku ojo ibi

Enjoy your day dear....
GL loves you fa!

KINGinVAHALA:

Lol, suitor you say? Nah, far from that. Go through page 849 and you would read where I stated my reason to a fellow here.

Happy Sunday?

Oww u dont need to explain my dear, I was just kidding...

Dotman2210:
Lol...lazy ass

Me?? I'll tell my mummy

khalifahsparkles:

OK. can I send you a pm?

Nope

KINGinVAHALA:

Hi babe, I'm sorry for intruding, please do you mind few mins of your time offline, pm preferable, wish to discuss something official with you.

our suitors

ibroh22:

which Oyo??,,,Oyo town or Oyo state,,if na Oyo state,u r safe cos u might not be posted to Oyo town,,,if u r posted to Oyo town,,there are two things involved,its either you are posted to the main town or Emmanuel Alayande college of education school area,,,if you are posted to the main town,u r safe,,,if u r posted to the school area,there are two things involved,,it's either you don't get constant light or water during dry season,if you didn't get water,u r safe cos u will see where to buy it at cheaper price,if u didn't get constant light,,there is only one thing involved,,,you will be cursing NYSC for posting you there cos u will be bored.
Cc StarryV

See analysis

Rebekkah:

dream2 I love your dreamy nature

Really??
How many times will I catch u
She's even winking
Lobatan!!

Greatness366:
Lolll I lv ur faith oooo

U are blessed my dear. Infact me and u will serve in OYO together. Any objection?

yormee:

Purseemie!

hian!!!

Dotman2210:
StarryV wake up o dey don break

Thank u brotherly *yawns*

yormee:


StarryV, coman see oh!

Lols leave my hubby jor. I never teach am that one

ruthobaz:
StarryV nwannem ....Your spouse na Dream2, na im make you dey dream call up letter so...

Mama wetin I for do na. As dream dey with me, na so so dream I dey dream ni. I even saw myself advising Gov. Okorocha of Imo state on things to do and he was nodding his head like agama lizard.

Titanium38:
Starryv, that ya callup letter no be here o! How are you dearie

I'm ok ma'am. Faith maketh everything possible.
Ameeen?