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 Crime / Re: Covid-19 Lockdown: Lagos Unrest, As Residents Live In Fear Of Hoodlums by StarUp: 3:41pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Hmmmmnnn. 3 Likes
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| Car Talk / Re: Innoson Shares 1000 Bags Of Rice, Gifts Anambra An Ambulance- PICTURES by StarUp: 2:43pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Since Innoson is sharing bags of rice let me just finish the one in my mother's pot then... 7 Likes
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| Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by StarUp: 2:38pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Sex for 500? 100k na 200 rounds be that o...Don J, how far?  4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Religion / Re: How Big Brands Are Celebrating Easter Using Creative Designs by StarUp: 2:37pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Meanwhile... 7 Likes 2 Shares
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| Religion / Re: The Key To Be Eligible For Ressurection To Live Forever Like Jesus Christ by StarUp: 11:10am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Happy Easter...Meanwhile... 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Religion / Re: Lessons And Benefits Of The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ by StarUp: 11:07am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Thank you...meanwhile... 2 Likes
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| Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gift 100k To Woman Who Offered Herself For N500 by StarUp: 3:31am On Apr 12, 2020 |
Konji been the hold the woman before the lockdown... Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. |
| Health / Re: What Semen Is Made Of: Why A Man Should Stop Masturbation In 2020 by StarUp: 11:24pm On Apr 11, 2020 |
Some nairalanders with will not like this your talk o Seun has breeded chronic masturbators here and that's why they only focus on tribal sentiments because the nutrients that will make their brains function effectively have been masturbated away... 3 Likes |
| Health / Re: FCT Discharges 4 More Coronavirus Patients by StarUp: 3:23pm On Apr 11, 2020 |
Corona Virusssssss(in Cardi B's voice) 1 Like
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| Romance / Re: Why Do Married Couples Have Their Partner's Nude Pictures On Their Phone? by StarUp: 9:04am On Apr 11, 2020 |
Just know that any man with his wife's nude on his phone has always been a nairaland Vaseline crew member long before he got married. If the wife has her husband's nude, she had also long been a nairaland cucumber crew member long before she got married. By their fruits you shall know them. 14 Likes |
| Crime / Re: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by StarUp: 9:04am On Apr 11, 2020 |
I knew it would finally result to this...is it not Lagos again? You collect work from agbero and conductor hand because of lockdown, dem go find gun enter street na. Make everybody just buy their guns for self defence. 46 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by StarUp: 8:11pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
One of two things will later happen: 1. He will struggle to sell the house when he eventually gets broke (as they always do). 2. He will leave behind liability for others to maintain in the coming years due to shame of selling off the house. 220 Likes 14 Shares |
| Health / Re: COVID-19: Boss Mustapha Reverses Self, Says He's Aware Of Poor Healthcare System by StarUp: 8:08pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
Looks like he was initially... 15 Likes 1 Share
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| Health / Re: Nursing Mother Commits Suicide In Uyo Over Pressure From Husband by StarUp: 7:49pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
Sniper... Killing people since 2013. 48 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Lagos Government Begins House-to-house Sharing Of Stimulus Package To The Aged by StarUp: 6:33pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
From the size of that bag I can tell that it's a real stimulus package...to stimulate more hunger after the food finish. Una try small sha...at-all-at-all naim bad pass. 11 Likes |
| Travel / Re: My Street Response to Abuja Covid 19 Lockdown (photos) by StarUp: 6:06pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
Forex360: First To Comment (FTC) |
| Travel / Re: My Street Response to Abuja Covid 19 Lockdown (photos) by StarUp: 4:58pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
I just woke up from sleep, logged into nairaland and gbam I became FTC I want to dedicate this FTC to: 1. My landlord who gave me a house even when he knew I was not going to pay subsequent rents 2. My neighbours who have had to put up with my loud music over the years  3. To the police checkpoints in my area who always allow me drive pass despite the lockdown  4. To all those who have obeyed government regulations by staying indoors and doing something crazy with their time  And to all lazy employees as well as those who hate their jobs, just know that God answered our prayers by giving us a cogent reason not to go to the office...enjoy while it lasts 283 Likes 15 Shares
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| Agriculture / Re: 12 Cattle Die In Kogi While Grazing by StarUp: 9:16pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Bubu will not like this... His boy (Yahaya) will have to cook up a believable story to pacify him otherwise "Herdsmen" will come back for return match soon. 11 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Dantata & Sawoe Donates 500 Bags Of Rice, 1500 Cartons Of Macaroni To Niger by StarUp: 8:46pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Northerners are always wiser than Southerners... This is what Davido's father and the rest should have done for their people instead of giving politicians money to loot. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Webmasters / Re: Facebook Group Of 545k Members For Sale by StarUp: 8:40pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
pelumi2tu: Gerarahere...3k |
| Politics / Re: Corruption At NDDC: Rodnab, Akpabio And The N16 Billion NDDC Contract by StarUp: 8:07pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
You people should be disturbing yourselves there... The cabal that put Akpabio there knows that he can deliver returns that's why. 66 Likes 2 Shares |
| Health / Re: How I Survived A Super Contagious Viral Infection by StarUp: 7:42pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
The summary of it all is that OP contracted Covid19, spread it to others and they all got healing without visiting NCDC... Is God not wonderful? 75 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics / Re: FG To Pay For Free Power Supply, Says Discos by StarUp: 7:06pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Another avenue to loot for two straight months... You will soon hear that they paid 298billion naira as light bill for two months... Meanwhile Abba Kyari will be frantically calling from his sick bed for them to keep his share... They will sell this country before the end of this Corona pandemic. 252 Likes 19 Shares
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| Romance / Re: I Caught My Husband Several Times Sleeping With His Female Members –pastors Wife by StarUp: 7:02pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
As you nor dey gree wash your own, naim make him dey collect clean ones outside na. |
| Agriculture / Re: Another Rice Mill Established In Akwa Ibom by StarUp: 7:00pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Oshe...Akwa Ibomites will eat rice... 9 Likes
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| Crime / Re: How Married NNPC Driver Lost Company’s Vehicle In Lover’s House by StarUp: 6:54pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
The kpekus was so sweet that he didn't even hear when they started the car engine... 1 Like
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| Romance / Re: Ladies, Upload A Picture Of You In A Bikini by StarUp: 6:35pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Op wants to masturbate to your pics... 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Celebrities / Re: Okuneye Idris AKA Bobrisky Flaunts His Surgically Enhanced Ikebe by StarUp: 6:33pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Mad man... 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by StarUp: 6:09pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Why na? They should have just bought sanitizers and face mask with the money for onward distribution to the masses...now one politician will take the money as his share. 130 Likes 6 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And Her Husband Are Ex-convicts Until Pronouncement Set Aside by StarUp: 4:41pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Hmmmmnnn
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