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Politics / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Food Markets To Open Between 10:00am And 2:00pm Daily – FG by StarUp: 7:36pm On Apr 01, 2020
Game Over... Nigeria will be worse than Italy and UK put together in the coming months.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nurses In Enugu Protest Over Lack Of Medical Equipment For Work by StarUp: 7:20pm On Apr 01, 2020
They should just go and form choir...they sing well grin

But Enugu govt. no dey try o...how many dem be for the state self?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Did A 2nd Coronavirus Test, Still Negative. Gives Update On Chioma's Case by StarUp: 6:11pm On Apr 01, 2020
Some people are waiting to be tested just once and Davido just wasted someone's slot just because some lazy bloggers pushed him...

Naso dem push him fada to donate 1billion thereby reducing Davido to member of 29billion gang. grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Release Of 70,000 Metric Tonnes Of Grains To The Vulnerable by StarUp: 6:09pm On Apr 01, 2020
Grains that the cabals will share...

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Sports / Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by StarUp: 4:18pm On Apr 01, 2020
Can a lion be compared to a bulldog? The answer is NO...don't bother asking which of them is what, you already have the answer in your mind...

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Tonto Dikeh Tests For COVID-19 (photo) by StarUp: 1:19pm On Apr 01, 2020
They put Abuja and Lagos on lockdown so that only "them" and those connected to "them" can go out and do the tests.

My people, hustle o, make them no use you chop money for quarantine/isolation camp.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: List Of Items Donated By Oyedepo Of Winners Chapel To Ogun & Lagos by StarUp: 8:55pm On Mar 31, 2020
Nice one..don't give them cash.

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Romance / Re: Ibrahim Oboshi Marries 2 Brides Same Day In Nasarawa (Photos) by StarUp: 8:17pm On Mar 31, 2020
Kai Yarinya, 3-some loading...As he is lickïng one kpekus, the other is svcking his cassava...Wallahi he found an early antidote to Corona cheesy

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Removes Major-General Adeniyi As Commander Operation Lafiya Dole by StarUp: 3:50pm On Mar 31, 2020
General that can say what is in his mind without fear of the military and civilian cabals...is that one a general? YES, he is.

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Family / How Corona Lockdown Will Affect Nigerians by StarUp: 9:41am On Mar 29, 2020
1. Those who are addicted to porn/masturbation will grow worse because they now have more than enough time for it.
2. Pregnancies will surface in nine month's time(both wanted and unwanted)
3. Religious fanatics will flout the government's order after some time.
4. Prices of essentials(mostly food) will skyrocket
5. Many Christians will backslide
6. Internet service providers will make serious money...surfing mode activated by loneliness
7. People will go seriously broke(especially those who rely on daily income)
8. Laziness will catch up with some people
9. Spirit of incest will mess up some families
10. Some people will use the time to develop themselves via online courses, reading of books etc
11. Depression will catch up with some people
12. Obesity will catch up with some people
13. Poverty gap will increase
14. Weddings will be cancelled/postponed
15. Some people will use the time to rearrange their lives positively... The list continues.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Stands Down To Deliver Judgement On Ihedioha’s Review Request by StarUp: 12:07pm On Mar 03, 2020
Hmmmmnnnnn

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: "We Are In Uncharted Territory" - Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, WHO by StarUp: 11:57am On Mar 03, 2020
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Inside Adedeji Adeleke's Private Jet (Video) by StarUp: 11:57am On Mar 03, 2020
Issorite...

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court: We’ll Pay ₦60 Million Fine Soon - Olanipekun, Babalola by StarUp: 7:08am On Feb 28, 2020
Nawao, pesin dey try hustle join the one wey him get dem come dey collect from am instead...

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Family / Re: Newborn Brazilian Baby Frowns At Doctor Seconds After Delivery, Turns Meme by StarUp: 1:45pm On Feb 27, 2020
If she was born in Nigeria, she would have been like "who send you make you comot me from my mama bele?"

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Politics / Re: Diri Celebrates Supreme Court's Dismissal Of Lyon's Appeal Application (Video) by StarUp: 1:34pm On Feb 27, 2020
After singing those songs of praise to God, they will still share the collective yam of the state among themselves later...naija I hail thee.

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Politics / Re: Buba Galadima Kicks As AMCON Takes Over Company, Home by StarUp: 7:01am On Feb 26, 2020
Buba vs Buhari: The fallout of two friends.
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Chioma: I Am Getting You Pregnant Again, You Are So Sexy My Wife by StarUp: 10:05pm On Feb 25, 2020
One day Chioma will wake up and her eyes will be clear...That's how he scammed her with words until he turned her into a tokunbo...now he wants to use the word "wife" to re-tokunbo her again...

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Politics / Re: IGP Adamu Scraps SARS Satellite Offices by StarUp: 9:15pm On Feb 25, 2020
Aswear Nigeria as a country is turning into a joke...
Politics / Re: Gombe Assembly Approves Death Penalty For Kidnappers by StarUp: 9:08pm On Feb 25, 2020
Nice development but the law should also include those politicians kidnapping our money...
Culture / Re: Cobbler Returns Painter's Lost N200k, Says "I Do Am For Allah" by StarUp: 11:13am On Feb 24, 2020
This was one of the characteristics of the core northerners back in the good old days before Bokoboys infiltrated them...
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Why Presidency Should Return To South In 2023 by StarUp: 6:46am On Feb 24, 2020
Someone in the South is giving this guy a deal of a lifetime...
Health / Re: Somuvie Sonia Cleans Up Jabi Lake To Safeguard Water Bodies, Reduce Dumps In FCT by StarUp: 2:38pm On Feb 23, 2020
JOURNALIST: What do you think about this lady's gesture?
MR. MACARONI: She's doing well. Is she married?
JOURNALIST: Not yet...but...
MR. MACARONI: Oiin, there's no BUT anywhere, just get me her number because I like ladies that are doing well grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor Richard Ifeanyi Obi Dies Before “Family Deliverance” In Anambra by StarUp: 1:57pm On Feb 23, 2020
Possibilities:
1. He could have gone on marathon dry fasting that affected his health at the wrong time and in the wrong place
2. The powers that control the environment finished work on him while he slept
3. Someone among the family members poisoned him as directed by the demons controlling the family
4. He was a fake pastor and he just got served by the baddest of dem demons
5. He had a serious health challenge like asthma or heart disease that got triggered by the new atmosphere he found himself

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Family / Re: There Are About 4000 Divorce Applications In Abuja by StarUp: 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2020
That figure isn't even correct...

It should be more than that...some people marry in Abuja just because of lack of accommodation. Once they get someone that has a good accommodation, they get married to the person and once they finally stand on their feet financially they divorce because they can now afford to rent theirs.

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Politics / Re: Eta Mbora Introduces Bill On Automatic Employment For Graduates After NYSC by StarUp: 7:50pm On Feb 21, 2020
Politics / Re: Stakeholders Reject Amnesty For ‘Repentant’ Boko Haram Terrorists by StarUp: 8:21am On Feb 21, 2020
People that ought to be hanged are given amnesty...Nigeria's case has gotten to a cryable stage...

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Politics / Re: Edo: How Bayelsa Verdict Weighs Against Oshiomhole - The Guardian by StarUp: 7:54am On Feb 21, 2020
Very soon, Oshio will...

Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Muhammed Audu 'For Fraud' by StarUp: 8:45pm On Feb 20, 2020
This matter tire African man self...

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Politics / Re: Osun Government Splashes N260M On Cars For Lawmakers, Despite Owing Pensioners by StarUp: 12:18pm On Feb 18, 2020
260m on lawmakers is not the problem... The problem is for them to pay the pensioners.

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Romance / Re: 13-Year-Old Russian Girl Pregnant For Her 10-Year-Old Boyfriend (Photos) by StarUp: 9:52pm On Feb 07, 2020
Hoe-ly shit...I pity that small boy...she made him believe he is the father of her unborn child whereas it was the school janitor... cry

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Phones / Re: Tecno Spark 4 Talents Hunt In Lagos (Photos) by StarUp: 9:42pm On Feb 07, 2020
One of the reasons why Africa will always be behind... Why will you go into an ACADEMIC institution and organize talent show instead of academic competitions?... Do academic competitions on campuses and let the talent competitors on campus come out and battle for talent supremacy on the streets...

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