I'm safe then...

toyoC1:
JUMIA's fake AC sales price of #25,000 for split unit was the lowest they could go..

Toyosi,
youre officially my new crush..to post yourself here means you are brave n sooo beautiful...

BTW , Im still unofficially single.

Airforce1:
That girl in picture is an Instagram slay queen with over 20k followers ...
Wetin she wan carry her beautiful self come do for nairaland ..

So nl is mgbekeland ? hahaha ! some truth to that..

Iamtipsyy:
I remember when me and this tunde guy dey smoke weed for Aguda, how time flies.

Lolzz !

free2ryhme:
This ia another aboki agenda
Make una register for north before una dey deceive us for south

Sorry this is Tinubu Osinbajo collabo..

Fresh cows milk and suya diet.

what ladies...? Cant two muscular dudes walk on the streets in peace again ?

Chiamaka my neighbour's sister inlaw isnt no introvert... she got a lot to share with the world

Perky ass gay alert so rampant on this thread

why just paint ? he should tattoo ...

SE-SW Collabo

sinceraconcept:
Falz the bad guy,Bleep the girl and leave her. she's a public commodity .
that girl easy pass anything,forget billionaire daughter. If Otedola no get money,Cuppy would be a real olosho and upon all the money self,she still looks,acts and talk like pako. she only likes doing like butty oyinbo pikin but she no dey get am.
you guys need to see her birthday video. she was passed her pet dog and she shouted haaaaaaaaaa. likes she's happy to see the dog but it had no emotion. she didn't even know what to say to the dog to express exclamation like oyinbo girls. person wey no send the dog. she fit even kill the dog if it chop her precious belonging. Cuppy stop this oyinbo act alike,you no dey get am.
wetin I dey talk self? e no relevant but very true.
When is our bachelor Ooni of Ife marrying by the way? abegi make hin come marry Cuppy before guys slack her pussy for am

Noted.

NEXT !!!!!

? rheumatic fever

BlaqCoffee109:
am good...what you been up to?where you been?

Kinda busy lately....some personal ish..

This is confusing...I had semi-wood looking at this....thing !

BlaqCoffee109:
hey you!

'Sup

BlaqCoffee109:
somewhere in CrustandSea's thread you profess falling in love and now this?Quit it already and stop being disrespectful to SteveCantrell.You are not half the man he is...he is every inch a fine gentleman;back off

Thanks blaqcoffee109 but I dont see the need to return fire when the unfortunate fellow is shooting blanks...

BlaqCoffee109:
they trip on it to feel look feminine...Whats a transgender without kegs to scream,'hey am a gal! @ Dr Stevecantrell,what are the odds of this thing getting pregnant?

Probably zero....

BlaqCoffee109:
hey Babe! how are you? one thang i know fo'sure,himshe's one dumb b*tch...she's so tacky!Talking about discussing politics like the validation she needs for her pitiful existence!Hey yo,where my own fool/jester QueenOfNepal @? come play sport for me and Stevecantrell...its been a hectic week and we need to be entertained!While at it why don't you pick of on my grammatical errors...i will pay you handsomely.Btw you gotta recognise you need our blessings to be anything here...Its better you take up the responsibility of my own official little fool here than have the little boys that sends you airtime to sleep with you...afterall,you may be my fool but it will get you off the streets

Indeed, its been hectic....lets hookup here tomorrow night..

Im sorry but this is a familiar looking face.. ive seen this guy around not in Ikoyi but in Ajah somewhere..

QueenOfNepal:
I don't even know how anyone can mistake me for a dude


I take on everyone without looking at my gender

Ok ok play smart ... hermaphrodite !

QueenOfNepal:



I will work on the pvssy and mouth odour though

Dude, I dont know how anyone could mistake you for a female....silly dude

Sprumbabafather:
Then why is she wearing a cloth to the awards, ayam not understanding

Really, thats a very good question.

sukkot:
yeah maybe i need to visit cuz its starting to look like many people over there have lost whats left of their mind lmao. this whole thang aint making no sense to me. but hey what do i know. 1 nigga got 5 cars. why ? like really ? why ? lmao

You should know the flow over here....fake it till u make it tins
I couldnt imagine owning more than 1 ride back inUK.....the road tax and parking bills and INSURANCE are a killer

sukkot:
am saying tho, how many cars can 1 nigga drive ? lmao. the shytt is annoying

sukkot
this is Naija.
Youll find niggas in a 2 bed rented house parking 3 + cars outside
You need to come home and visit us from the UK.

BanevsJoker:
Be careful what you wish for. When your Oba Lil Wayne was threatening Igbos with the Lagoon, you lot were applauding him. Since 2015, guess how many Igbos have drowned in the Lagoon? Zero. How many Yorubas? Exactly. T billz was lucky, he has good friends. Hold Oba Lil Wayne responsible. Remember what happened to Hamman in the Book of Esther. The gallows he built for Mordecai, he was the one hung from it.

Wow !
you must work in all the morgues in Lagos. How else would know all the statistics ?

The heat these days...
why would anyone want to do vigorous exercise with the ac off and windows up ?

patrick89:
lies from the pit of hell, this story was written on nairaland on one of the Yoruba obsession on Igbo in Lagos.

No igbo man has time to argue with Yoruba on Lagos. every Igbo man knows that Lagos belong to Yoruba.

The Yoruba guy arguing with them is the real idiot here.

Do you know your mum is likely suffering from hypertension and had a massive hemorrhagic stroke ?

Moving her about is not as important as stabilising her. She may easily have anothe stroke if adequate care isnt taken.

Even if it was ET...authorities would never own up, it would bring the aviation industry to a halt.

Probably a flock of birds tho...