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Romance / Re: How Often Do You Tell People Your Problems? by stinjoe(m): 4:06pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
I only tell God my problems. Humans are always unreliable. |
Romance / Re: Life Of Mr Corper by stinjoe(m): 11:05pm On Apr 15, 2019 |
Bluezy13:I believe a lot of people will learn and make hay while the sun shines. |
Romance / Re: Life Of Mr Corper by stinjoe(m): 11:00pm On Apr 15, 2019 |
belleas:Seeing some of my friends 2 to 3 years after school without good jobs got me thinking. No qualms, in God we trust. |
Romance / Re: Life Of Mr Corper by stinjoe(m): 10:56pm On Apr 15, 2019 |
united442:If you no get strong connection or you no get sellable skills. In short no fear. Pray for grace but remember to plant a good seed to harvest richly for the future. Las las we go dey alright. 1 Like |
Romance / Life Of Mr Corper by stinjoe(m): 3:41pm On Apr 15, 2019 |
I went to a barber's shop to have a hair cut. I met some guys discussing. Barber: After 5 years for school, you ask your Pman money to shave. Guy 1: Omo i no fit try am. Guy 2: If i be the Pman, i go think say you gamble with the 5 years for school. Barber: Omo, school na scam. E better make person go learn handiwork. Guy 1: After i don serve, to go house na wahala. Na to hustle here be the koko. Anyhow e take b, i go make am. Mr Corper: *Smiling dejectedly* las las we go dey alright. Honestly, life after school is not as creamy as some people thought it is. What's your take on this? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Was Samson In The Bible Ever Saved? by stinjoe(m): 9:24am On Apr 14, 2019 |
So in essence, we are saved by solely depending on God for his grace and not by our works no matter how good it is to our eyes. Please Op elucidate more. |
Crime / Re: Frank Ohiozua Killed By His Friend, Edet Ayiasi Over New Car (Graphic Photos) by stinjoe(m): 5:11pm On Apr 13, 2019 |
That's how two guys got jealous due to the fact that their close friend won(bet9ja). Up till date, i never disclose my plans to any friends. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: What Has Fear Stopped You From Achieving? by stinjoe(m): 11:40am On Apr 02, 2019 |
Not learning how to play the piano and guitar when i had the opportunity due to fear factor. Not backing down this time around when the opportunity comes knocking. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by stinjoe(m): 2:43pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
I was in a bus moving to Lagos state. My sit partner was a lady. Fair in complexion, so beautiful with that catchy cute dimples and her fashion sense was top-notch. "Damn, an angel is sitting beside me". I said inwardly. Anyway, i had to maintain my cool since i observed she has this kind of pride in her. I maintained my lane, wetin concern me. Two hours later, she started acting real funny by shaking her legs uncontrollable at intervals, eyes widely open and breathing hard. "Call of nature" i whispered not knowing she heard me. She just noded vehemently. As God may have it, the driver stopped to refuel. The unexpected happened, 4 passengers ran to the bush with the speed of light including her making it 5. The rest they say, was history. 88 Likes 5 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by stinjoe(m): 2:24pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:Honestly, i hate what i don't like. I pray i don't encounter such oo.. 18 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by stinjoe(m): 1:58pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Honestly, failure to attend the call of nature at when due can embrass someone. I didn't have enough rest before attending a vigil. "Please, you all should have your seat". Said the pastor. My people, i was sleeping peacefully while still standing up galantly. The rest they say, was history. Please, drop yours let keep the fire burning. 26 Likes |
Family / Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by stinjoe(m): 1:25pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Remembering might be a bit difficult. But, i was told that, when i was so little then, no one dares carry me except my mom unless that person is ready to receive my dehumanized punches. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: One Key Thing I Deeply Admire In GUYS! by stinjoe(m): 1:17pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
I think that's the way the female gender are wired mentally. I stand to corrected. So, it's now left for them to find a possible means to adjust it in a positive way. If not checked before hand, it can be detrimental to ones health. |
Romance / Re: Broke Girls Will Ruin You by stinjoe(m): 12:38pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
I asked a girl, "what is your quota if we are to start a relationship?" Your guess is as good as mine. She shaked her ass joyfully and melodiously for me. I was not moved. Some girls failed to look beyond what they see. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Stupidity..... by stinjoe(m): 12:32pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
This world we are today, comprises of the good and the bad. And, it's inevitable to eliminate either the good or the bad entirely. Instead, we devise a possible means to decimate the bad or the good ones to a minimum number. That's how the world we live in works. We just can't help it. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Become Emotionless? by stinjoe(m): 12:24pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
I am emotionless and that's just me. Just know that, this life is unfair and expect the worst and pray for the best. So, if things take a different or a good shape, i am always emotionless due to the fact i have programmed my subconcious mind before hand. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Marry This Kind Of Woman? by stinjoe(m): 12:18pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
What a thought provoking question. True love conquers all. |
Romance / Re: . by stinjoe(m): 12:14pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Every action has a reaction. I believe, karma is a bitch. |
Romance / Re: My Loyal Girlfriend Cheated by stinjoe(m): 12:07pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
My great granddad's son once told me, "Do to others what you want others to do unto you". 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Date Broke Girls At Your Own Peril by stinjoe(m): 11:57am On Mar 30, 2019 |
Mark my words. This world is a dog eat dog world. Everyone is in a relationship to collect what he/she can gain and when it's not coming any further, they zoom zoom to the next prey. Use your head wisely. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Mention One Thing You Learnt From Nairaland by stinjoe(m): 11:52am On Mar 30, 2019 |
Honestly, i have learnt a lot. Nairaland has really broaden my intellectual ability due to some sensible articles i do read here. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Girls Can Take Anything by stinjoe(m): 11:30am On Mar 30, 2019 |
Honestly, i curse the day i had sex. My first and last girlfriend that disvirgined me, gave me an infection. I'm this type of person that takes good care of my personal health religiously. So, getting down with an infection weeks later, making my BAZOOKA looking like a boiled corn made me cry so bitterly. My first time o, who did i offend?. I was traumatized. Right now, no matter how beautiful you're, to me you already have an infection. Please oo, abstain from pre-marital sex oo.. #Teamabstainance 10 Likes |
Romance / Re: Man Who Says Rape Should Be Legal Gets Other Men's Support On Facebook (details) by stinjoe(m): 3:07pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
People like this deserves to be casterated. Nonsense. |
Jobs/Vacancies / EEDC Online Test by stinjoe(m): 3:04pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Those that did the online test today, where you able to submit successfully? |
Romance / Re: Relationship Advice Needed by stinjoe(m): 3:31pm On Feb 19, 2019 |
Honestly, i dislike what i hate; unnecessary drama. Young man, just gather yourself and move on with your life. Always look beyond what you see. 1 Like |
Computers / Re: London Use Toshiba Laptop Forsale At A Give Away Price 35k by stinjoe(m): 4:35pm On Feb 18, 2019 |
Honestly, i would love to buy, if only you can reduce the price tag. |
Sports / Re: My Greed Stopping Me From Becoming A Billionaire by stinjoe(m): 3:28pm On Feb 18, 2019 |
IprintMONEY:The God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob please, forgive your lost son. He does not know what he is doing. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: My Greed Stopping Me From Becoming A Billionaire by stinjoe(m): 1:01pm On Feb 18, 2019 |
Happy Birthday to you. *Nonsense* 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Whose Report Should We Believe?? by stinjoe(m): 11:12pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
Between God and Man, who is more superior to the other. I believe your answer is God. So why follow Man when you've God. I hope this makes sense. |
Romance / Re: Whose Report Should We Believe?? by stinjoe(m): 11:05pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
My brother, go and sleep. |
Romance / Re: Girls Are Too Cheap, I Bleep 7 Girls Today - Nigerian Guy Says. Photos by stinjoe(m): 11:02pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
Happy Birthday to him. Can you imagine? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Alert by stinjoe(m): 10:58pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
Good day Nairalanders. Honestly, Nairaland has been a blessing and will continue be a blessing to all. EEDC recruitment ongoing. |
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