VawulentMan:
That your vawulence go wake when he kpai your foodstuff finish

I Don laugh now enter Naira Marley room collect molly and heenessy poour for. Cup dey drink..

The boy mind no go touch grand

Japa007:

Na una region go still beg for agbado and cassava pass

Igbos are self-made business tycoons, not cowardice or begging is allowed in the tribe, like in almajiri infected SW

Why is Mr ibu begging I need enlightment

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Starz825:
mind your business....

I repeat


mind your business


There is more good life for you....so being a Nigerian or living in Nigeria doesn't mean shit ..just keep believing

Life is already leading 1-0 by being a Nigerian Bro..

I got a job in an hotel in my hood to support myself as an house keeper. Long story short, today being Saturday October 7th, my Landlady came in the lodge with another nigga that lives in my compound. The husband is alive, hale and healthy. I don't even know what toake of this and the most suprising thing is, they handed them over to me at the reception, I took them to a room I already prepared and left them there to handle their business I can tell you that these two people just act like they didn't know me or I wasn't there acting like they were doing the right thing!


I was saying it my Landlord last kid looks like this stoooopid slowpoke and everybody don't hesitate to say it but we all laugh it off as nobody suspected anything.


Shey make I shut up or blow whistle? Because I live in Nigeria I already have nothing to loose

I first think say na shalipopi

MrUchenna1:
My 37-year-old son got married without my permission. How can I teach him a lesson?

No wonder your son cornered you. You have been a bad father from the onset. It's why you can talk about him not getting blessings from you but you didn't talk about what you did wrong. Stooooopid

IjebuWarrior:
Of course! Go read Robinson Crusoe...

"Even the sound of a human baby makes the most dangerous beast tremble with fear".

....Robinson Crusoe

Sometime I wonder if ants have eyes then they will be very terrified at the size of a human

Walehelt:
MOM:as you go barb now,see as you resemble beta pesin

AND in my mind I be like

Mummmy onishorireh

Opanka44:
Good day my beautiful people here. Nairaland is my Family because I don't have a physical/Blood-related family and I believe I'll get the appropriate counsel here.

So, I work as a teacher of Mathematics in a Private School. The school is almost 3years since it's establishment while I'm over 2years working there. My Employers(Husband & wife) are the Best you can ever have as far as the teaching job is concerned. They pay on time and are easygoing people. However, almost all the staff(42 staff) aren't happy with the fact that they give parents and students more concern at the detriment of the staff. As in, you can't get into a conflict with a learner or parent & ever expect to win the case even when it is obvious you're Right. They allow the parents to decide what goes on in the school. And this isn't going down well with many of the staff. Parents moan a lot when u give them such chance. At a point I had to tell my boss that I was resigning, but he pleaded with me to stay and I stayed. But I'm really getting fed up.
The other thing is his incessant and unsolicited calls. I've worked in Eight schools in four different states of this country & I hate to be friends with my employers cos I have learnt a lot based on my previous experiences. Such relationship doesn't end well cos I'm always at the receiving end. Truth is, I love the sch so much. The pay is not even up to 40k but I bless God. Aside doing my job, I also advise him on way forward as regards the sch. I even won the Best teacher's award last session.
I feel really uncomfortable with the way he calls me everyday even on weekends and odd hours. I no longer have my Privacy. He calls for very trivial reasons and it's about what I should do, how parents are complaining about some particular issues. You hardly get applause for been dedicated to work. He is so quick to criticize, but never gives credit when he should. No matter how perfect you are at your job, once there's one little stain on it, it has dented every other good deeds. It's really so demoralizing and we the staff are not happy. There's no staff there that isn't hardworking, so why not overlook a few mistakes? I understand it's Business but his staff are also humans.
At times, I will have to either put off my two phones or put the phones on DND so as to avoid his calls. He has all my three lines. I had to stylishly ask some other close colleagues of mine if they also received such numerous calls form our Boss, but they said No. So why is mine different?

It's only in Nigeria that someone that earns less than 40k has two phones.

Decency21:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

Acct num: Faith

318747

8996

First Bank

Na that hunger go finish your generations

Na that hunger go killlllhll you

Meldrin:
Please guys, pls don't just scroll pass I beg you in the name of GOD. Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen
Acct num; Angela Oyom

067801

6041
G.TBank

I can even relocate to work as I currently live in Ogun. Please guys, I need an Hotel job. Give me recommendations in the comments thanks

Do you do drugs?? I was on a Colorado pedestal too and I sold off my things at any or everypoint. I quit now and Omo the amount I have saved and the things I have a curried and no longer sell Omo I am thankful.


2years sober

Haveyoueatentod:
What if you killed him during the scuffle next time learn to mind your business abi you wan fvck the wife or na ritual levels because that's the mindset of your landlord that's if the story is true

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahHahahahahhahaahhaahahahah

because I help him wife pack her pãnt wey she spread outside.
I do bad

Stop leaving children at your shop
I bought 8 cups of beans N50 today
They wanted to make it 20 but I was God fearing

I saw his comment on a pa

See that balloon in Zinos hands in this Pic, it's called D Nigrogen Laughing gas, they put it in balloons and inhale it bit by bit. Furthermore, how can Naira Marley put MD rock (molly) inside Hennessy that's highly alcohol concentrated and be giving it to his artistes with Loud sativa? Such an animal with no respect for human lives then using Music as a front!! Pig!!!

prinsam30:




my brother I think say na only me ooo, my Samsung phone dey chop data like craze, two days ago I recharge as I dey type so my date remain 97mb the thing choke me

Turn sync off

Yesterday He asked his bike man to keep the change..

Creamypie:
I see Marley regaining his name and even bigger, since his innocence will be established, using it as springboard to winning Grammies. I still insist say na hard drug kill mohbad

Dj Splash insane
And this other one I can't remember his name


See that balloon in Zinos hands in this Pic, it's called D Nigrogen Laughing gas, they put it in balloons and inhale it bit by bit. Furthermore, how can Naira Marley put MD rock (molly) inside Hennessy that's highly alcohol concentrated and be giving it to his artistes with Loud sativa? Such an animal with no respect for human lives then using Music as a front!! Pig!!!

Person wey get client,
Middle man
Picker!!

I go to bed with his "ask about me" song on repeat in my mind, is my mind a furking mp3 eh MOhbad? This your light that they turned off still dey glow ajeh #justice4mohbad

I go to bed with his "ask about me" song on repeat in my mind, is my mind a furking mp3 eh MOhbad? This your light that they turned off still dey glow ajeh #justice4mohbad

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“I’ve been under the pages of books researching about Mohbad, his music boss, Naira Marley and other parties that were involved in his life until his unfortunate demise. This has reinforced my belief that the Nigerian music industry is a cesspool of cultism, gangsterism, diabolical politics and abysmal moral volume.

“I listened to a very few of his songs, and noticed the pain in his voice, the sonorous and sober tone, and his poignant lyrics that often expressed the difficulty of life. His music mirrored his deepest struggles, and hope to overcome. It got me thinking about his story…”

“It got me thinking about the rot, evil and darkness that exists in the realms of entertainment, and how we should be careful who we listen to. Naira Marley, Mohbad’s boss, was highly celebrated by young Nigerians. He was rewarded with clout – a young man with little morals.”

“Almost nothing to be exemplary of, Naira Marley rose to fame by subliminally endorsing fraud and other negative vices.

Marley has been arrested over 124 times in England and was once declared wanted. This is the man many of you, even Christians, revered as your president. You danced to his songs and labelled yourselves Marians: a terrible and lousy group of youngsters I assumed were stark irresponsible. The older generation warned us, sharply criticized Marley’s stardom and his possible influence on youngsters, but our generation is always right.”

“Now, he’s roped in this situation, with strong and believable allegations of Mohbad’s death on him. Just yesterday, I decided to peep his Instagram page, and was appalled – it was filled with random videos of women’s bum, degeneracy and everything unworthy of emulation.”

“And most of our youngsters listened and praised him until just before Mohbad’s death.

Marley is only the popular example here, but generally, the Nigerian music industry is a game of dirty power, gang rivalry

livenija:
Boring

Whatever helps you sleep at night

All these supermarkets, Mechanics, Vulganizers, Mama Puts (Local and Tusssssh) Meat sellers etc.. They will take your full name to the shrine after you send them money, they will now tie you to their business and bury you somewhere in their premises. Na why, na why, na why that Jollof rice is always sweet just at only a particular Canteen, Na why no matter what that Tailor does, he's the best.. It's why if you drive your car to your Village and and shit goes wrong, you can book flight for your mechanic to come fix your car on a round trip while you drive the fixed car back to Lagos.. Etc etc.



Right now, Gbenga is mad, he came to my house with a big bulb of Savita loud that looked like Horse dung and had a chewable smell that enveloped the room even before we lit the shit!!

Oh I forgot to mention, I now went and overdid it and smoked it with a bottle of Refrigerator over-jailed Smirn Off doubled black that looked like it had lived in snow all it's life.

On another thought, if I got in the Chicken, I will eat the whole Kitchen!!!!!!!

Dyfynezz12:
Body odour.
My nose easily picks a smell no matter how faint it is

Pele nose ring