Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Female Football Team Got People Talking With This Photo by Streett: 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2023 |
That number 10 resemble VIC.O abi na my eye dey pain me … 28 Likes 26 Shares
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Education / Re: Ugandan Magistrate Caught Disguising As Woman To Write Law Exams For Girlfriend by Streett: 3:28pm On Jul 31, 2023 |
That’s some 2023 most ugly shitty-ass scary Guilty-as-hell magistrate.. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 186 Likes 39 Shares |
Education / Re: Mention A Popular Location In Your School And Someone Wil Tell U The Name by Streett: 4:42pm On Jul 28, 2023 |
Britishpea: Cholera joint Osekita Omolayo hostel UNAD… #… If You survive iworoko You go survive Nigeria! 28 Likes 26 Shares |
Phones / Re: Samsung Introduces New Foldable Smartphones To Compete With Apple’s Premium Hege by Streett: 11:31am On Jul 27, 2023 |
……More like Apple’s Premium SHEGE 29 Likes 25 Shares |
Investment / Re: If N1k Was All You Had, What Would You Spend It On? by Streett: 5:04pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
Brownshoe: are you new to NL? This moniker is a guy #Point was made…. That’s all that matters ! 31 Likes 26 Shares |
Investment / Re: If N1k Was All You Had, What Would You Spend It On? by Streett: 4:49pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
Puss360: It's very hard to imagine say 1k is all I have to spend not in a day but in a week.. lol.. wahala...
Well, I'm now a new creature... So I'll give two instances 🙈.. Former Me:: "I will use 500, buy card, and begin to flash guys/men I know.. If I contact like 5 , at least two will invite me for Sex and Pay... I'll use the other 500 pay tfair and go... Lolz... 🙈"
New Me:: "I will buy garri 500, buy sugar 200 mix it all... Then buy purewater one bag 250... And be drinking morning and night till help comes.. lols.." I admire Your sheer economical honesty 🔥… Resonates hard from a typical naija husslin babe perspective You too real abegg! #2 Cold Budweiser for Ya 34 Likes 27 Shares |
Politics / Re: If This Information Is True.....then The Week Will Be Interesting. by Streett: 1:40pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
Political Positions are Personal Benefits to these guys…
Zero Citizen interest at heart , We the citizens are on our own !
#It’s all Business & a damn vicious cycle 28 Likes 26 Shares |
Romance / Re: Something Mysterious Happened In Africa 600 Years Ago (pictures) by Streett: 1:53pm On Jul 22, 2023 |
Ourtruth247:
If you are actually asking this question, then this information is clearly not for you. ..Ignore ekuke NPCs , continue abegg! 37 Likes 26 Shares |
Romance / Re: Something Mysterious Happened In Africa 600 Years Ago (pictures) by Streett: 1:51pm On Jul 22, 2023 |
OperationalVehi: What do you want us to do with this information Shove it down your throat and cease to exist… Get off this thread if it bothers you! No be by force to comment or agree with anyone.., You can jus ignore and move on Nairaland is free …. Go create your own thread or jus ignore totally than pose a petty distraction 41 Likes 25 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne’s Son Is His Carbon Copy, Take A Look At Their Photos Together by Streett: 5:44pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
Holly Weezy
Prom Queen
3 Peat
Mr Postman
Veterans Day
Blunt Blowin
Abortion
Misunderstood
Ice Cream Paint Job
Ground Zero
Da Da Da
Leather So Soft
Pussy Money Weed
Comfortable
Mr Carter
#Long Live Tunechi ...YMCMB! 33 Likes 27 Shares |
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Crime / Re: PICTURES: Two Homo Arrested, Gays Caught During Unnatural Practice Of Homosexual by Streett: 9:25pm On Jul 19, 2023 |
Some of una Pastors (Daddies & Papas), Politicians & Favorite Artists lowkey GAYS & LESBIANS …
Some of the Leaders wey implement the Nigeria Gay constitution self lowkey Homos…
Ah Never hear say dem catch wealthy Gay folk … na so so the poor una dey catch !
#make Una jus dey play 28 Likes 26 Shares |
Health / Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Streett: 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2023 |
Prolly mean say Ya ToTo no dey smell ….. !
#….Great hygiene 28 Likes 26 Shares |
Health / Re: Pls Help A Brother. by Streett: 5:42pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
…Grab an ANTACID & quit poppin too much pills cuz it keeps aggravating Your damn Ulcer 29 Likes 30 Shares
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Religion / Re: Prophet Michael Olowere 'Baba Automatic' Is Dead by Streett: 1:13pm On Jul 06, 2023 |
Chibuezem: A prophet of God speaks the mind of God unto men example is prophet Moses who spoke to the isrealites in Egypt revealing the mind of God which is their deliverance from Egyptian bondage.Dont allowthe acts of prophets of men who speak their own minds to people corrude the concept of prophets who stand as mouthpiece of God on Earth. We should not judge men except if you are spiritual having received from the Lord concerning such individual. Let's learn to bid dead men farewell as we all shall die. Acknowledged Brother……. This was the clarity & rephrase I been ask for #….You wise proper 29 Likes 26 Shares |
Religion / Re: Prophet Michael Olowere 'Baba Automatic' Is Dead by Streett: 1:05pm On Jul 06, 2023 |
phemmyfour: Illiterate
Speaks the mind of God means following God's ways like the Prophets of old Egbon Adugbo You can still make valid points without insults You been here since 2012…. I expect You to know better than stoop this low #11yrs na DECADE added to Your age Bros Smell smell eye service 30 Likes 26 Shares |
Religion / Re: Prophet Michael Olowere 'Baba Automatic' Is Dead by Streett: 4:12am On Jul 06, 2023 |
soetantaiwo: Prophet of the Old...Prophet that speaks the mind of God.. Speaks the mind of God , HOW…? He created God? .. Why Placing Man above God ? Yea he might be one of them Real Clergymen but don’t ever equate them with God …. Y’all needa slow down & pump them breaks when eulogizing these Pastors(Men) …Do it differently but make Una no dey carry dem on same scale with God …. Naso Una go dey call them “Papa & Daddy” upandan, ..Una even fear & regard them pass God weh dash una lifetime oxygen … #Our God is a jealous God.. When last una even call God “Papa” self…? Y’all lots are Worshippers of MEN.. #Try go rephrase or modify for proper clarity 40 Likes 31 Shares |
Politics / Re: No Country Retires Over 100 Major Generals Without Crumbling – Sadeeq Shehu by Streett: 6:01pm On Jul 01, 2023 |
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Food / Re: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by Streett: 11:27am On Jul 01, 2023 |
Guinness Book weh dem go soon tiff .. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 33 Likes 29 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Ways You Communicated Before GSM Came To Nigeria by Streett: 5:11pm On Jun 30, 2023 |
OkikiOluwa1: I use post office & Nitel land lines. I remembered this Ijebu woman (Màmá Àjà Kejì) that was living in our family house back in the early 90s. She short, fat with big breastt & yansh. Na provisions she dey sell o but her market na imported & too dey expensive. That's why we gave her the nickname 'Mama Imported'. She ll rush down to our apartment to receive calls from her daughter who lives in USA. Atimes she dey receive calls for 1-2hrs. The woman enjoyed our landline phone no be small. When she wan komot, na so she go dey roll bom-bom dey twist give my grandpa signal. Even @ 50something years back then. Heard my grandpa later taught her some bedmatics from the amebos in our street. Eg, Mama Sunday eléwa (beans seller). That woman ehn, her akropo too much. She can use her mouth to destroy a marriage in two weeks. Exit thread. ….. 25 Likes 26 Shares |
Romance / Re: How Abroad-based Nigerian Man Got Back At His Ex-girlfriend Who Dumped Him by Streett: 3:35pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
🤲🏾…Miracle no dey tire Jesus!
More Wisdom to the Ex Nigga Third Eye …
Nairaland Okrika Feminists, if I hear Pim 🙄..! 39 Likes 29 Shares |
Religion / Re: The Hate On White Garment Churches by Streett: 12:41pm On Jun 25, 2023 |
otipoju: Celestial born, Cele raised, Cele raising my kids, Cele till I die.
Ibiyomie and Adeboye are puffed up charlatans who believe their own hype.
Imagine a pastor saying there are demonic psams inside the bible ..Hallelujah Jàré Àwè ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 30 Likes 30 Shares |
Religion / Re: The Hate On White Garment Churches by Streett: 12:35pm On Jun 25, 2023 |
FxMasterz:
Baba Adeboye didn't mention any church per say. He only warned against burning candles. David Ibiyhome didn't do well at all. He wasn't supposed to talk like that.
Yes, there are godly white garment churches but they're not well known.
Most of those white garment churches have demonic practices. Burning of candies is demonic. Coloured candles are used in occultism to conjure demons. Candles have no place in Christianity. They use brooms and bath in rivers like the Babalawos do. That's purely unscriptural. But ignorant people would keep defending what they know nothing about. Mongrel, But Catholics burn candles Ya’ know right? …. You reek of biase ignorance alaye 29 Likes 30 Shares |
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Incest Issue In A Family? by Streett: 5:40pm On Jun 07, 2023 |
Forrkke: Now, members of the family have been calling my cousin to call her all sorts of name. They said if anything happens to the guy, she’ll be held responsible for it.
My question is,
How can you lie against someone, more so your own cousin without any remorse?
How come it’s after 8 years that you’re feeling guilty and depressed for what happened?
I’m not supporting my cousin; she deserves whatever castigations are coming her way. But is it okay to let this humongous character assassination slide?
The sad thing is nobody is interested in hearing her own side of the story; it’s the guy they believe because he spoke first. I believe my cousin because she told me about this issue back in December last year, before it became known to everybody. She could have easily lied that she was forced or raped just to save her reputation. But she confided in me and said it as it was… that it was her who agreed to it.
From what I know, this guy has been a failure and has disappointed his parents many times; he’s just playing some antics and isn’t depressed. He’s using this story to draw sympathy because no one in the family likes him due to his waywardness.
Someone they said was depressed was heard on the phone laughing to a skit when my cousin called one of her aunts explaining. The boy was there but didn’t know the aunt was on phone with my cousin. Also, my cousin doesn’t have the boy’s number and has not been allowed to speak to him and confront him for all the lies against her.
My cousin has a fiancé, but now her father’s people her saying she’s wicked that after destroying someone’s life, she wants to settle down. They’re asking her what will happen to the guy whose life she has destroyed? This girl hasn’t been herself for weeks now. She has been thrown under the bus, so much that her one elder brother has disowned her.
What do you guys suggest she does going forward?
My cousin and I have always been very close, and I’m like the only person in the family that understands her now, even though I condemn what she fell into years ago.
Someone is suggesting my cousin sue the boy, how’s that feasible? We’re talking about a family member here. And one thing is certain; this boy will not be able to tell all these lies in the presence of my cousin if confronted.
The same boy once wrote a love letter to another of his cousins during that period, telling her that he found her attractive and would love them to he togther
This matta no hard …..Your cousin sister gats go Traditional, Cuz na the only way weh she fit come Clean be that as the guy don mischievously rope her totally in all ways …. Make everybody gather round the gods make She & The Useless Guy swear 7days Life/Death swear on who dey lie and on who really initiate fvckk matta way back then … The Guy brain go run Hard factory reset ! Nigga a wussy 🤦🏿♂️ 32 Likes 30 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Will Answer All Your Questions On This Thread by Streett: 9:47am On May 05, 2023 |
You should try kickstart Your own blog or rather an iG page to save you the stress of having Your accounts kicked around on here thereby losing tracks and starting all over again …. I love knowledge, New knowledge…. Doesn’t mean I’m absorbing or dispersing all …. I jus love the sense of “being Aware” & You be dishing me loads buffets of ‘em all since last night …
No idea I’d ever bump on intellectuals on nairaland
I be feelin You on 50K HD level Breh … Big ups 🔥 35 Likes 31 Shares |
Religion / Re: This Thread Will Shake The Foundations Of Your Beliefs(Pictures Included)) by Streett: 11:12pm On May 04, 2023 |
Ourtruth247: Final Post
This will be my closing post for this thread. I've tried my best to present my arguments with as much evidence as I can.
There is still more that I know, but some of them are more controversial and I prefer to keep it to myself. You can still know more if you do your own research..
The information is out there, open your heart and you will find the truth.
When you die please do not go to the light. We've been programmed throughout our lives that the light is good and the dark is bad. It's not the case when we die. If you go toward the tunnel of light you will be memory wiped.
However if you refuse to go towards the light, and you do so without raising your consciousness prior to your death, you will just become a ghost, wandering through the astral plane confused and frustrated.
It's only when you refuse to go towards the light after having raised your consciousness to a fifth or sixth dimension consciousness prior to your death that you will return to the place you were before you incarnated on earth. Jesus was able to do it, so can you.
To raise your consciousness, don't intentionally hurt anyone, don't take alcohol, don't sleep around with multiple sex partners, avoid pornography, and try to show love to others.
If everyone on earth did these things I mentioned, the consciousness of the planet will be raised to such a high level that the low vibration beings controlling this planet will not be able to survive in such an environment.
Be more soul conscious rather than money conscious. Money is an invention by the controllers to enslave and control.
Don't be deceived by so called pastors and spiritual teachers who place emphasis on financial prosperity under the guise of religion. They are doing the work of the controllers even if they don't know it.
The more spiritually aware you are the less interested you will be in material things. This is actually how you know that your consciousness is ascending to a higher level
Keep searching for the truth and you will find it.
Peace. Big ups Mahn ……. I admire Your open mindedness towards different spheres of Life/Existence ! I had a soul satisfying healthy Read ! 32 Likes 32 Shares |
TV/Movies / Re: Benita Edith Uzoamaka: Lady Used For Joy Soap Advert In The 80's, Then And Now. by Streett: 8:31am On Apr 21, 2023 |
She’s still a Dame……. Pretty Fine Eyes !!
E don tey weh JoySoap don dey cut soap for us 🤦🏽♂️ 31 Likes 31 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Tobi Gifts Eniola Badmus Hermes Bag Worth Millions by Streett: 1:57pm On Mar 29, 2023 |
Zonefree: The poor gets only Bible as gifts from their pastor while the rich and influential gets designer bags and shoes.
The ministry is moving. The dumb gets dumber while the wise gets wiser. Bless Ya’ G …. Them Millie would feed Lotta less privilege folks & take care couple bills or rather start up a business to get ‘em on they feet …. But rather goes right into a fuckn bag, A bag!!! That ain’t wisdom 31 Likes 28 Shares |
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Planets to Line Up In The Sky In Rare Space Showcase ( Pics) by Streett: 9:40pm On Mar 26, 2023 |
Righteousness2: The signs of the coming of JESUS Christ are too loud too visible to be ignored.
In the skies, in the nations, in the oceans , they are everywhere. You are not just living in the last days.. You are not just living in the final hours… You are not just living in the final minutes… You are living in the final seconds…
Run into a relationship with JESUS Christ. Jesus is coming soon! Your INGNORANCE smells Too rotten Bad…. You go primary school at all?? You can’t even deduce the fact that these Stars were God’s creation.. Even The Muslims know what ASTRONOMY is..! These are basic Planetary Movements …..!! All You oughta do is marvel at the works of the Creator & as well mutter “God is Great” under Your breathe if You deem it fit to… But No, Instead all You do is vomit dead Yucky rotten ignorance at slight given chances… No common sense No nothing ! Such a disgraceful fvcked up deadass shameful fat olodo Individual 38 Likes 31 Shares |
Politics / Re: Look At Who You Guys Select As President by Streett: 5:16pm On Mar 25, 2023 |
Nigga Looking Like Lil Dice In “City of God”.. 34 Likes 30 Shares
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Romance / Re: My Shocking Experience At A Hangout Yesterday With A Superficial Girl. by Streett: 9:05am On Mar 12, 2023 |
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