VawulenceLover:
what's his Nairaland name

Honestly I can’t remember but Nigga always posting & promoting his YouTube Vlogs on here branded “Ebohmedia” & I’ve seen couple other monikers on here promote His YouTube channel as well …

But his Instagram handles are
@Ebohgee
@Eboh.media

OMG .!!!! This dude is on Nairaland, Commented on his post sometimes ago & even found him on Instagram….

Oh no! This is quite saddening ……


Jehovah Be with Him

The Movie “ The Revenant “ …….. Na that movie I take know say Bear na strong ruthless bastard! Chop chop Leonardo DiCaprio skull anyhow turn am to rag doll , effortlessly tossing him around in all direction stomping the fvck outta him ripping off flesh like cheese..

Ah no sure say to “play dead” with bear na wise thing o ..
That bastard go sniff out Your mischief use him useless claw scratch your lungs out !

Bear go dey fvck You up at the same time dey shout like say naim need help …. Just Imagine madness!

Grizzly Bear too useless abegg!

Must’ve been a traumatizing experience for Ya’..

I feel You jor… !

This Realm ain’t for the living alone
Shixt way too complex to comprehend

Välāk..

Wetin person dey see these days both online & offline reach make person right eye blur abegg..

So many things man can’t unsee..!

Sorry OP, Try open the eye inside water ……

Righteousness2:
See how a young man is looking like a mad man in the name of fashion.

The summary of Mr. West problems right now is this
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You have problems with your wife, you blame the Jews.
You have problems with your phone, you blame the Jews.
Mr. West, get up and clean up the mess you created. Leave the Jews alone.

You’re a useless good for nothing god-forsaken bastard

Six Adult Humans can comfortably fit inside the Heart chambers of a Blue whale & They arteries so big a full human could swim right through ‘em..

Now That’s some bigass mean amphibious Mammal !!!

Demonicus:


Yo niqqa you're street smart.

Brother You’re solid

Shixt right here way deeper than a “Look-alike”…..


Nigga a fvckin Doppelgänger !!!

I forbid death for that Youngin ….

Pedophile.. Incest… Rape.. Ritual.. Drug… Kidnapping.. Cultism.. Gun Rustling.. Murder & Human Sacrifce …

The Whole Nigerian tribes are guilty of these crimes!
We gats Quit Crime “Stereotyping” & shiixt..


…Meanwhile, Slam That hideously Incestious Father to the Gallows!




#Im Yørūbä.. Jus in case Your hereditary family madness wan push You..

You bought each tie for #300…..

Your Christmas Starting off quite Early….!

Oriamo Cord…….
Righteousness2’s Skull comes to mind

Ataxophobia …. ??

Oga quiet….. You get mind dey send babe Ticket money for this period
…See Rickety Grammar self!

Self-made mugu

If You Like use digger Uproot all The Toto hair commot use swear join, E no dey work …

Killbillz:
Lol... those days when we were still into illegal matters. If u open box see Filipino rp na to press delete instanta cos they can love u like maddd but $1 u nor go see. If care isn't taken na u go dey find how to help her

You’s a baddie …..
100% Though!

iCauseTrouble:
You put plaster for eyes? You no see RIP Rico?

No be everybody weh sabi read sabi assimilate…

Waste no time trynna explain Breh

iCauseTrouble:
RIP Rico. But Dagrin's death is the death that pained me most out of all celebrities death.
RIP DAGRIN, AKOGUN, OMO OGUN.
CEO, LYRICAL WEHREY

Globally, The Only Artist I ever broke a Tear for…

Nigga spat out all of me Guts !

Rest on C.E.O ….

Fvckin Disgraceful..

Dem go call am Spiritual, Satanic & Demonic … The usual Language !

Same people weh dey advice you say you need “Jesus” …. Dem dey fvck & Gossip aside o (As if that’s not a sin) And some dey soapy too o!
Shey Jesus wan come down cello tape Your prick for You ni?


My Guy Wetin You need na “Discipline “…You don dey over do and e don turn self abuse as regards the regular wankings

Once You don make up your mind say You’re so done with the self abuse and stay true to Yourself then of course you’d start making progress …

But my Guy, See… I can’t guarantee you that you would stop all of a sudden like that o! Atleast once once you’d be susceptible to the urge to wankk … And see that’s not a bad thing, Once in a while is fine ….

My guy, Na self control You lack… You feel me ?
If you had been wanking 7days in a week … You fit start reduce am to 3times a week, Then gradually 2times a week …. And before you know it once in a week which is not that bad …. Then Bruh, That’s when you’d overcome the incessant uncontrollable wankk urges … thereby leaving you in total control of when to wankk and when not to wankk ….

Once in awhile wankk isn’t bad … But when it gets too much then of course there it’ll tell On You …

Your matta be like Cocaine addict …. You can’t withraw all of a sudden , abrupt sudden withdrawal syndrome go damage you and make matters worse .. so na small small ! And little progress matters in overcoming certain addictions!

So my Guy, No go commit yourself siddon inside church dey dey wait for miralcle o! Infact you no go smell Holy Spirit…. It starts with You mastering self control and discipline ..!

So my guy, Small small dey self-service ….You been dey abuse am na why e over You.. Oyibo self say too much of everything is bad!

And Yea don’t get me wrong, We all sure need “Jesus”…. But first, Apply common sense , Be logical before diving Spiritual..

As for the chronic Gambling aspect …. Ah no know much for that way , But I hope You find someone to guide you through overcoming that as well .. But Las las I guess e no go pass Discipline & self control too ..


Everything no be Satanic & Demonic !

Goodluck!

Seen couple extreme quiet but overly Dumb people when they Speak or make certain decisions!

Not all “quiet” is Smart …. Not all “Smart” is Quiet ..!



All of us mumu & smart differently…

Copped me a Sega Game..
shot the shixt out those Flyin’ Ducks !

vastolord4:


Bro that's a chronic mental issue! A sane man would never bust a nut in your work place.. busting a nut is normal but bruh, a sane man wouldn't risk a life of shame for a quick time of pleasure

E dey happen wella G…..
And if that’s a chronic mental issue then OK, Atleast That’s Your Opinion..! But I don’t think I wanna be the judge of that..

And It’s done discreetly at offices just as You apply discretion when the urge builds up to senselessly beat Your meat for a nut making sure You’re alone hence your mention of “Risk” & shame factor ..

Office Secretaries/Staffs go for “Nut” breaks at the restroom for a quick gentle intense Clit Rub if they don’t own an office space to themselves ,Nigga !

Evilblackman:


Is your name wisdom because you are wise

Streett knowledge ..

vastolord4:
Have you guys noticed that since peter obi started his campaign, people now speak freely and even hidden agendas have been publicized.. the only thing people have against obi are;

Loop holes where the northerners and southerners steal money will be monitored and begin to be managed.

Tribalism of the highest order will be to the nearest minimum cos every tribe will work together and there won't be a chance to criticize the other (just like masturbation, you have to be jobless to indulge in it).

Our minds will think outside our locality cos both of them are educated and the influence will automatically be passed down to the citizens

Please argue with your neighbor

Joblessness/Idleness ain’t the core reason to masturbation…
Masturbation na any moment “Free Will”..

You don’t have to be jobless to buss a few solo nuts!
Folks buss nuts at their jobs/offices..

Don’t make masturbation look so bad !

I fairly agree to Your other political points though …

2k, Atimes!!!

Free, Most times…

Data Sub, Sometimes ..

Some Deserve a Fortune, Rarely but it’s Real & out there ..

Some Toto dey hold down & Own Crib Properties for Ikoyi, Some dey collect 1k Glo Sub & Bike fare ..

So Usually, Toto Value depends on owner of The Toto A-Game & Personality ..

#Toto pass Toto

Killbillz:


This got me laughing hard

..It’s tiring Breh

Since when “Travelling Abroad” Plans be bla bla bla ..

If You force this same sister into marriage now and the hubby beat her to death , How You wan take dey sleep for Night self ?


More premium wotowoto to You in advance on This Thread

Nairaland , I hail una HD savagery

nedekid:
Wonderful, nothing person no go read for nairaland.

This thread is currently making my Sunday a fabulous one …

This is Netflix wotowoto standard

IntelChief won’t like todays date in history .. omo make Una no make this guy hate him sister o