Najib242: Yeah......Can c u suam,slowstepher,nass,magaji n kash,hw u doin ol? Hop u don ready.............warm up@ibrahimoba. Goldieboo n nazi yaro xup?[color=#006600][/color]

I'm fyn pal. I d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ super ready, as I d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ buy ma Eid clothe, na S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ I d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ buy da clothe wey I go wear 4 matric day

Bendtner111: also wish us a bomb free day

nahhhh, wori less pal, FLOOD FC is stil leadin, it seems BOKO FC has gone 4 relegation

2gohandler: wen dem move a.b.u go kogi state?

I wonda oo. LoL

NIGERIA DISASTER LEAGUE:
The season started with a lot of
suprises
as FUEL SUBSIDY FC came from
relegation to top the
table through a powerful shot
from the team captain GEJ. But not
so long,
the BOKO
HARAM FC played desperately,
striking powerful shots 4rm all
angles and
topped d table 4 more than
5 months. Before we could notice
it, the
DANA AIRLINE FC fought fiercely,
but only topped the league
3weeks before BOKO HARAM
decided
to go on top again like Barcelona.
In a
short time
the FLOOD FC unexpectedly took
over the league. But recently and
presently a relegated team ALUU
FC a.k.a
(uniport 'four') came out from
nowhere winning all their
matches to contend for the top
position
with FLOOD FC, but FLOOD FC is still
leading with goal aggregate.
This season tough ooo! I wonder
which team will come up again or
win the league
before the year runs out.
I will keep u guys updated.
This is ur 9ja super
sports News.

I remember wen I join dis trend, ol hope was on da 4th of dis month later it bcame 22nd now it has been shifted 2 24th/27th of dis month. Heaven plssss, I hope on dis ascribe date our list won't b hospitalize. Day dreamin of ABU

If dem lyk make dem release da list for 29th jan,2013 as long as ma name d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ there ₪ lele

Aliyu333: Wen u eat #800 food in a restaurant in ALUU,and suddenly realise you've forgot ur wallet at home.wat wil u do

u just need 2 say ur last prayer, cos heaven's gate awaits u

Joy mojuba: Slowsteper and rahorus u guys r cuming late hope u pple r nt going to short our ration of tea dat shinex wil be giving us every morning sha? Anyway u pple r wlcm just prepare ur matric shoe down. We hv made preparation 4 everting down so make una join us.

haba joy, shey na mai-shayi Shinex wan d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do 4 skul ni

Aliyu333: Sodiq we ve watched for this dates----1st,8th and now 15th so rememba u've got only one chance of being carrect i.e now waitin 4 22nd.hmmmmm

dat's 2ru oo. @Sodiq, if ur hypothesis/experiment ₪ produce positive result u go chop bulala oo

hardarms5050: yes it can even boil a stone lol

hahahahahahahahaha

hardarms5050: hi babe. Tnx for the info. Am sure jhubril wud be surprised dat you got 304 I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ post ume †ΦΦ. So
Jhubril, kelvorocks,Buc and other law dudes here shud beta watch out for her I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ class. Coz she is hot! *peace*

hot u said bro. Can her hotness cook yam . Bonjour guyzz

@Aisha,ur score Ȋ̝̊̅§ super-B! because I saw ur score, I wanted 2 reverse da hands of tym just 2 prepare harder . Although wot I applied 4 Ȋ̝̊̅§ I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ da Bermuda's triangle(MBBS). Dat place na die!!!!!

007ammani: bad boy i knw u wl realy say dis..

LOL @Ammani,don't say dat again oo, I'm not a boi Not 2 talk of ma biggest bro. U funny die .once again don't say dat again or else I wil sentence u 2 ALUU community

hardarms5050: Hey nobody is jealous or beefing anybody's score. Afterall we are nt even aspiring for the same course. Aisha am nt in anyway attacking u. So better start liking me o. Coz ma mum'z name is Aisha †ΦΦ so is ma younger sis. Nice score
Ja'amittul ABU I greet u. Can't wait †Φ see u all. M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ main guy suam_ng, (sodiq joy), 2gohandler, shinex, nazi boy,sknice, abokii, cutex,Aisha, udinev, tunde omo baba,jhubril and ma baby gal lubsy (MBBS level 200, ABU cos I kw u r always logging I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ as a guest †Φ kip an eye on me ) lest I forget druggy I will be sentencing pakatif †Φ ur zone for 10yrs I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ prisonment wit hand drugs until he becomes a junky. Lol*chaow guyz* hey if I dint mention ur name pls add it ursef may be I forgot
Still ur humble dude calculus115 on 2go

can't wait 2 see u 2, biggest bro

Aisha al-ameen:
Gud mawnin pals,jumat kareem ya ayyuhal muslim.am a mascom aspirant from kaduna,jamb score-278,post utme 286.average 282..

ahhhh!!!!!!!! Mouth shut

Mehn! If u tink u r a smart dude. Trust me, u don't want 2 mess wit nairalanders.ABU aspirant 2 b specific .B iz r n t smiling oo

Aboki n Nazi, wot's ur 2go username?? Or u can add me(suam13) if u r on BB, dis Ȋ̝̊̅§ ma needle 221D87BC. Oooops, sori I mean ma pin

Oluwa d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ bless me. Mornin guyzz

007ammani: s nt ur fault bt pray so dat ur admisiom wl nt b funny!

o kia!! LoL

If swimming is a good
exercise to
stay FIT,
why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a
stadium
where people
SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone
wants to go
to HEAVEN
but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is
racial
discrimination
even in chess as the
WHITE piece
is moved
FIRST?
In our country, we have
FREEDOM
of SPEECH,
then why do we have
TELEPHONE
BILLS?
If money doesnt grow on
TREES
then why do
banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesnt GLUE stick
to its
BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a
BUILDING
when its
already BUILT?
If its true that we are here
to HELP
others,what are others
HERE for?
If you arent supposed to
DRINK
and DRIVE
why do bars have
PARKING lots?
We all r Living in a
funny world..!!

007ammani: Learning hokkien easy as A B C...chldren is gina kia,boys dabboh kia,gal s zhabo kia,bird is chiao kia,korean car is kia,funiture s ikia,gv birth s seh kia,hand phne s nokia,police matakia,a.b.u aspirant s abu kia,"who ever read dis s gong kia ,if u laugh u are siao kia!!.....stl putn my fnger nd legs cross admision thng on my mind.

it's not ur fault, just pray ur adm shldn't go kia

Morning guyzz. Breakfast Ȋ̝̊̅§ served

Sodiq33:
lol,@shinex,she l8 came sha,was so much fun o...she leak it so dat it could becum wet nd enta d hole,finali,it becums wet,set d pace so dat it wnt miss target,waz shiverin in d proces becus of d heat,waz going gradually,finally d rope enta d niddle...kai,na so una mind dirty reach...joy,come testify o

lwkmdeadnburried , nah da same process u analyze S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ nah

Joy mojuba: Na abu de cause dis thing o if to say dem don release dis list nw na hw we go take do reg we 4 the talk abt.

na 2ru u talk, 4 ma hood people don even d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ col me landlord cos man pikin d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ aus 24/7. E ₪ easy ooo

Kelvorocks: How many boxes can u find?

it's 31 squares. Pls don't tel me I'm wrong

Sodiq33: Are dis dudes truly abusite?coverin my face..

I wonda ooo

hardarms5050:
Mr man I won't stoop so low †Φ engage into any academic contest wit u. Coz I kw M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ worth and I wud be putting so many pple †Φ shame dat respect me. U r jst a filibuster I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ this thread. Pls allow odaz †Φ concentrate and pursue the reason y dey are here. @kelvorocks u shudnt meddle into issues negatively jst bcoz u r learning English wch might be new †Φ u frm dat grammar constipated patient. As someone rightly said if u were dat gud den y are u still at hme? The last tyme I checked the best and highest scorer of dis year's OAU pume wit a total mark of 354 ws a wheel barrow pusher wit so much humility. Bt I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ur case u r nt even the best and yet u make the loudest of noise. Guyz let the fool be. U all kw the primary sch saying of "silence is the best answer †Φ ....". Guess wat jhubril u can say wateva u like coz am nt gonna reply u again cos I have better things †Φ do. The least amt I collect analysing DATA wit SPSS for final year students and PG student for jst 30mins is worth spending time for and nt nuisances like u

lwKmDead!!! . Wot r u guyzz turnin dis thread into nahh. I tink I knw da answer 2 dat pry skul sayin, it's "fool" abi, ooooopss!! Abeg na answer me just ans ooo. I take God beg una make una quit dis mess

Udinev: A gud frnd askd me 2 apologised 2 All whos name i mite hav used 2 post a wrng comment dwn hre n i just wnt 2 say am sorry aint stupid or a coward bt im doin it cuz i knw its d write tin 2 do. Hardarms and 2gohandler no hard feelings at all 4 ma end o. We were just kiping d trend going dats al. And Jhubril ure d most annoying eng user so far in Nigeria n social netwrk as a whole plz 4 ur own good dnt eva add me on 2go oo since u say am rich n pompos let me die wit it o Abeg u guys shld help me tel hm.

OMG, dis Ȋ̝̊̅§ sweet. Nw u wan2 make me cry . I knw words(clause) don't cum easily e.g I'm sorry,forgive me,thank you,I luv u e.t.c buh they usually cum wit gain n ₪ pain. It's hard 2 take courage 2 utter dis words out buh if u do, they go a long way changin people lives positively. I feel lyk givin u a big hug ryt nw@Udinev . Bravo!!!!

Ma spider sense told me dat da list wld b released dis week(comic freak) . Mornin guyzz

Let me minimize da tension here
Everyone knows Nigeria is Better than US & UK with the Following Reasons
:
They get Mr. Bean, we get Mr. Ibu
They get Tpain, we get T-maya
They get G-UNIT, we get
TERRY G.
They get McDonald, we get Bear parlour
They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu
They Dance Break Dance, We get alanta
They get blues, we get
Apala song
They get Miami Beach, we get Oniru beach
They fear Alqaeda, we fear BOKO HARAM
They get Texas, we get Taraba
They get Tea, we get
Akamu
They get burgar and pies, we get Ojoojo and Akara
Even sef, they invented aircraft,
we invented witchcraft, both of them are"crafts"

Abeg frnds, Add Yours, Lets Have FUN....

hardarms5050: tnx bro. U kw u r ma bro frm another mother. Can't wait †Φ see us I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ zaria. I called ur elder bro yesterday and he said he was gonna give u ma numba so we cud talk more. Congrats †Φ ur bro he told me he also got admitted I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊to Accounting (HND) †ΦΦ.

Ameeen , yeah!! Ma bro made it I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ also