hardarms5050: Alhamdililah I have just been offered admissn. Into kaduna polytechnic †Φ study statistics at HND level. Abu am still waiting oo. God u can still do it for me and M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fellow aspirants coz I kw and believe nothing is †Φ big for u †Φ do. *peace*

yipEeeEee!! congratS bro. I got ur Msg 2Ru ma bBro. SORi bro I can't ping 4 nw cos ma subscription has xpired buh I wil notify u as soon as I Subscribe

jhubril: Hmmmmm Obeisance to my creator!.......... UNILORIN THANK YOU................ABU STILL ON MY MIND.....Am still here!.........Still watching from my refurbished chamber!No comment now.

wow!!! > congrats bro. because we dey blow grammar dat 1 no mean say we b fire n water oooo @Udinev n Babatunde< i'm sori buh make una self take am easy wit una post b4 una go wake da animal wey dey inside man pikin Jumaat kareem 2 u ol

hardarms5050: bros I used †Φ av a great respect for u. Thinking u were filled wit enough sagacity bt nw I kw beta.

c'mon bro, sum shitt r beta left unspoken. As 4 u (BabaTunde) u don't av da sense of reasoning on ur own, I don't blame u sha. Birds of a feather. As 4 u (Udinev) ur own problem Ȋ̝̊̅§ more complex than quantum-singularity cos just a brain upgrade won't solve ur pblem cos da white matter I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ur cerebrum has agglutinate into reddish brown substance. I wil prefer u go 4 brain transplant(if it's possible sha) n u jhubril ur own case Ȋ̝̊̅§ out of dis galaxy. 4 da main tym, plss gimme more lyrIcs. I can't wait 2 dance

hardarms5050: splendid. M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ brother I give an "A" thanks for saving his ass.

yeah! He saved Ȋ̝̊̅§ asss 4rm koboko

jhubril: Beginning in 1960
The climate of freedom had settled firmly in the land
No doubt,it manifested on a platter of gold
Every Tom,Dick and Harry exuded ecstasy,as boundless as sea
It transcended all boundaries of religions and tribes
As the Union Jack was lowered
We cheered,roared and jeered
As though it would suffice to say
An ant had devoured a lion
What's more?
The fratricidal anthem was everywhere
Because the day was first and not second of October

It was a smooth journey for us
Led by three intellectual seeds in the pinnacle .....
One rooted in the West,one rooted in the North,one rooted in the East
On their shoulders lied our unity and longevity
Mightily,they germinated overnight beyond our desire
Until 1966--when a coup swept through intellectual circles
Flushing out the good and bad eggs in power
That January was a heart-breaking one
For,the emergence of the khaki boys was sealed by blood
Before Jack Robinson was said it stuck again,what?A coup
This time a counter coup! Opened another tragic chapter in June

Within the twinkle of an eye
Our brotherhood was plunged into darkness..............

Hey mr JB da malapro, I tink it's high tym u quit bragging. Do u av any idea of wot u r doin?? If u wan2 showcase da stuff u r made up, I tink NL Ȋ̝̊̅§ da 1st place u shldn't try, cos u r deallin wit hot brains here 4rm various field of study. Hw can a man of God
Wantin 2 perform a miracle, havin nowhere 2 go buh da zoo( u d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mad niii) if we ol want 2 show-case da stuff we r made up, do u tink u stand a chance 2 post dis shitt u r postin
some people here applied 4 ENgr,MBBS,ACct,eco e.t.c walahi u r an educated-illiterate/educated-fool suffering 4rm phynelketonuria cos only a kid wil act lyk u!!

Mornin guyz. Olways I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ da little space of mine

Joy mojuba: Bt shey we agree say na on matric day b our weding y u de bring am cum NL nw haba?

LWKMD couples

Shinexman: I palz i miss y'all,apy new mnth,n cogratz for we wil b goin for our glory dis month,joy,2gohandler,sodiq abokii,suam ng,udinif,papachy,habib,nazi yaro,drugmonni n otherz u ar too gbaski jawe,hw ar u guyz preparin for registratn me av prepar to d fullest

I'm gud. Regarding adm, I'm as prepared as da person on a race track/lane waiting 4 da whistle 2 b blown

Mornin guyzz. I tink I'm also suffering 4rm insomnia, just as ma big bro(Hardarms) had said earlier.
Do u guyzz knw da cause of it?

ABU!!!!!!!!!!
I ₪ fit sleep ooo

Xup mr 2gohandler, gimme ur 2go username beta-stil u can add me by ma username "suam13"

Oh mehn, I lost ma memory of composure . Ol I can remember Ȋ̝̊̅§ "hapi born day 9ja" hapi independence 2 ya ol

Joy mojuba: so even u?

sori mam, just kidin

Shamoo100: :almighty Allah perform a great wonders in your life , lead and guide you in everything you lay your hands on , mowin †☺ ya :*
:ABU Matric Test EXAM 2012.
Instructions: Answer all questions.
Calculators not allowed
TIME:1hour 30mins.
SECTION A:
1. What are the names of the 2 people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make?
3. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I have no shoes is to.....?
4. If someone from Kano is referred to as Bakane, what do you call someone from Taraba?
5. Which Nigerian university has the highest number of ladies with BB's?
6. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?.
SECTION B..
Attempt all questions:
1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girl, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam [take pie=3.142]
3. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N5million immediately after you broke up, find the value of X
4. What is the name of the Lady that says "the number you are calling is not available at the moment pls try again later"
5. Pin is to Blackberry as Stapler is to......?
ALL THE BEST.. Your time starts now! Have a Funfilled Wkd Peeps!
JST A REMINDER DAT INSHALLAH WILL MEET ON MATRIC DAY..GNITE MA FELLOW ABUSITE ☺[)€€N®™

if da past tense of take Ȋ̝̊̅§ took da past tense of make wil b mook. LoL n da names of da two people shakin hands wen u switch a nokia phone on r Sodiq N Joy . Abeg na joke oo

I hope ma faith doesn't bcom Hate, cos I'm tired jare!!!

Sodiq33:
lol,i no even fit cross am again,my legs nd finger'z don tire jawe...

LWKMD

Sodiq33: Watchin hw skuls re even releasing dier 2nd batch list,bt we neva even sight 1st 1..shld i say am tired of waitin 4 d list or am anxious 2 c my name dier?well,i knw even though is nxt 20years,1 day it wil surely shw face.....mass comm department,here i cum....stil ur boy sodiq3 @2go...

aint u crossin ur limbs anymore, or av u been attacked by polio??

Joy mojuba: Big bros u neva tell us the relatnshp btw u n shinexman o nw sodiq don de join abi dem de cum una backyard 4 9t cum wait 4 ur sister? Cos i heard dem quarelling because of one babe.

hmmmm, u d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ jealous abi@Joy

jhubril: We have not stayed too long in brotherhood before we began to sprawl on a soil soaked in fratricidal expletives.My compuction about taking delight in your physical insecurities was informed by the need to shun belligerence in order to exude friendliness.Everything is FUN to me!No more no less.We are 1..............The pain is being assuaged by platitudes so all hatred must be dissipated now!I love you all.

we luv u too bro, just don't bombard us wit ur mmmmmmm 1 luv!!!

OMG!!! 1st Ȋ̝̊̅§ ABU,2nd Ȋ̝̊̅§ Kadpoly nw it's PHCN. I'm tired of ol dis bullshitt oo

@Aboki, don't b mute na, u r da new superman I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ da building oo

Joy mojuba: 10 am or 10th of oct

I wonder ooo

Gud mornin guyzzzz.@Aboki, wataguan, av u checked urz, can u help 2 check 4 sum1. Pls say sumtin oo

2gohandler: AM IN too bro.... Ma faith n blv stil stand gidigba

I'm I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ too, ma own faith stands KAMPE!! ₪ shakin!!

Pakavy: has d 2nd week of oct reached?som of u dudes inpatience is a put off.how about we dat spend 8yrs 4 a 6yrs program?or how about those dat went thru ur ordeal only 2 b deprived of admission and then starting all ova?if u r sick of waiting abu aint d only school.na by force?!smh

boom!!!! Wicked 2rut buh dat1 ₪ mean say da resonance wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ma belle make I ₪ talk am out ooo

Druggmoni: Morning peepz!!.......hw was ya nyt...jez wan 2 holla @ u....ur one and only druggy......i REp Lasgidi....dunno abt u...i mean u... M d messiah of my team HYFR.....admission list on my mind!!!!! Jah go do am for us all....s/o 2 2gohandler,shinex,joy,sodiq,mrxela,pakavy,abokii,suam-ng,GGMUBO!!!

A big AMEEN 2 dat!

adebayorr: sup suam, sup udinev an others hope ur nght was gud ?

notin much, mr Bayo. I'm just maintaining ma coolness ma nyt was spectercular, I slept lyk a baby

Ikani-Drew:
I'm getting sick and tired of this admission list been held back,@ times patient dogs do not get to eat the fattest bone.O lord come to our aid!

yeah! U r ryt bro. Da patient dog died 2 yrs ago. Do u knw wot killed him
It was mr HUNGER!!!! Hehehe

Da dawn has swallowed da twillight,yipeeeee! Mornin guyzz

Gud nyt pals, ma bed Ȋ̝̊̅§ callin. See ya ol 2mao. HEAVEN PLEASE!!!!

Sodiq33: Any mass com aspirant in d huz?add me up sodiq3@2go..stil kipin my legs nd finger'z cross...blue Liquid flow in my organ...

stil keepin ur fingerz n legz cross, I hope they don't get stuck 1 of dis dayz.

maven1: architecture.....nasarawa state

@Maven, I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Nasarawa state which L.G.A r u 4rm

adebayorr: sup Naana,suam an others in the house,i greet u all. sup Naana,suam an others in the house,i greet u all.

naatin cool 4 nw bro, cos ma heart Ȋ̝̊̅§ beatin 144 tyms per minute than da usual 72 tyms per minute