Druggmoni: Mowin hommiez!......a new day has come.....hp u guys had a nyc nyt?...cuz minne was good!....so wah on poinnt na abt d list?.....jez can wait for d unborn list 2 b delivered! Matric on my mind! I Rep Lasgidi.....*peace*

hey!!! Stop sayin u rep Lasgidi, u aint da only 1 here. Joooh!!

I'm anxious 2 see a word startin wit "L" followed by "I" then "S" and endin wit "T", y Ȋ̝̊̅§ it nowhere 2 b found regardin ABU Gud mornin guyzzz

hardarms5050: Anybody still awake? Cos am having insomnia ryt now

it seems u r on BB, if I'm rite add me(221D87BC) or rather giv me ur pin

Abokii8: the final whistle has been blown,the task has been done, congrats to the fortunate one{s},as we wait the official release of 2012/2013 undergraduate admission list ANY MOMENT FROM NOW.

aboki pls hit da nail, cos ma heart Ȋ̝̊̅§ shakin lyk da earthquake

Hapi bday Mr Xela,wish u long lyf n prosperity

k4all: Sure Words, List Not Yet Out, I Just Checkd D Site...! Relax Fella's D List Would Surely Come Out Soon.......

dat's more lyk it, patience does it.
Gud nyt guyzz

I don die see as ol of una assemble d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait 4 info

make una ₪ use laff kill me 4 here ooo

4rm wot I heard, there wil b ₪ supplementary list dis year rather there wil b 1st n 2nd batch just lyk most universities

Aliyu333: lolllllllllllllll av tried a heck of tym but the site is no where near oppening

same here

Sodiq33: Could dis b true,sknice,mk una tk nw?cold don dy catch me o

lol ,take am easy@Sodiq. @Sknice, abeg say sumtin

sknice: This is to inform all candidates
that sat for the 2012/2013 Post UTME
exam that the admission list is out.
All candidates can now log on to
www.abu.edu.ng and click on 2012/2013
undergraduate admission list to check
his/her status.
If you are admitted kindly come along
with the followings to the school for
registration commencing from 3rd October,
2012.
(1) O'level Result (Not more than two (2) sittings)
(2) Declaration of Age
(3) State of origin
(4) UTME Result slip

Signed:
REGISTRAR

cum mr PRO stop rough play

MR XELA: na so sumtin day load? 55% 50% 20% 20% ..... Small time we go day see 30% 70% 99% 10% abeg make una stop dis useless loading... Waitin i knw b say dis loading dat u pple are writing cant change d tym d list will b out. una here? make una stop 2 day give una selfs HBP

:Dcorrect guy, tel dem ooo

Joy mojuba: so nw u knw y the oyibo man d shout hey abi?

lol,em own na just hey buh ma own na heyyyyyy!!!heyyyy!!!! E ₪ gud make man pikin d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ copy-copy ooo

Heyyyyyyy!!!!!!

E get dis particular restaurant wey
i dey chop 4. PH, e get one oyibo
wey dey always come chop there
too... any time dis oyibo chop
finish, him go shout "hey!", so i
wonder wetin dey make am
shout, i decide to chop wetin d
oyibo dey always chop so maybe
me self go shout too... wen i reach
d restaurant last week friday, i
order wetin d man dey chop, dem
tell me say na chicken and red
wine, so i chop am, but i surprise
say i no shout, i collect xtra plate,
bt i still no shout... na then i just
vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell
me say one plate of chicken and
red wine na N45,000, then d xtra
plate na another 45,000 na then i
come shout heyyyyyyyyy!
heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!!
heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!... till i reach house i
still dey shout... Heyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Gud evenin guyzz

Aliyu333: TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERY ONE.......................................1,PPLE WHO POINT THERE WRIST ASKING FOR THE TYM...........I KNOW WHERE MY WRIST IS PAL,WHERE D HELL IS URS?.DO I POINT AT MY CROTCH WEN I ASK U WHERE D TOILET IS?..............2,PPLE WHO ARE WILLIN TO GET OFF THERE ASS TO SEARCH D ENTIRE ROOM FOR A REMOTE because THEY REFUSE TO GET UP AND CHANGE THE TV MANUALLY.............3,WHEN PPLE SAY 'OH U JUST WANT TO HAVE UR CAKE SO U CAN EAT IT TOO'DAMN RIGHT! WAT GUD IS CAKE IF I CANT EAT IT...........4,WEN PPLE SAY WHILE WATCHING FILM 'DID U SEE THAT?'NO LOSER I PAID #15OO TO COM TO THE CINEMA JUST TO LUK AT THE DAMN FLOOR.............5,WHEN U ARE WAITING FOR THE BUS AND SOMEONE ASK 'HAS D BUS CAME YET?' IF DE BUS CAME WIL I BE STANDIN HERE.............6,WHEN PPLE SAY MY EYES ARE'NT WAT THEY USE TO BE........SO WAT DID THEY USE TO BE?EARS.ASS HOLE.............................7,WEN PPLE SEE ME COMING OUT FROM THE TOILET WIT MY BODY WET AND YET THEY ASK 'DID U JUST TAKE UR BATH?'NO I FELL INTO D TOILET BOWL..................8,WHEN I BUY MY G.F A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND YET SHE ASK ''WAT D HELL IS THIS'' LOLLLLLLLLL THEY ARE CARROTS.................9,LOL WEN PPLE ASK LOL HAS ABU GIVEN U ADMISSION.MSTCHEWWWWWWWWWWWW IF THEY HAVE WIL I BE IN LAGOSSSSSSSSSSSS...................10.WEN JHUBRIL WROTE WIT IS DAMN ENGLISH..........LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHY U NO GET A1 FOR ENGLISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

LMAO(laughin Ma Ass Out) ,nice1 bro!!!

If I hear say u no thank God,
ehn! /
243 days out of 365 na beans?
Boko Haram reach ur side?
U dey 4 Dana Crash?
Ansa me naaa *...*
God give u good health ,
God no allow all dose witches
and wizards 4 ur village get
power over u...
Naija no good, Naija no good: u
dey use BB, BB wit subscription
4 dat matter
If at all u neva get money buy
Blackberry Porsche, abi u don
see where person wey dey coma
dey ping?
Abi na blind man wan change
DP?
You better Start thanking God!
So you will not be ungrateful .
=D. If u Mean it!TGIF*beer**wine*\=D/

MR XELA: Hello ladies and gentle men, am sorry 4 not postin any tin on dis wonderful trend since last 2weeks, duo i used 2 follow, just becos i was tired but nw am back... 4 those dat remember me (joy and sodiq) thanks very much. And 4 those dat 4got me hmmmmmm God day ooo. Anyway av bein prayin 4 all of us that dis addmision shall not pass us by.... Greetings 2 every 1

shey ₪ b ABU konji catch u sha, hahaha just kidin. Wlcum back bro

hardarms5050: I just tried the site nw bt its still I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ labour. I pray she delilvers fast o. And a bouncing baby is wat we all nid. Morning M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fellow abusites. I call u abusites and nt aspirant because the dayz of aspiring are ova I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ sha Allah. And may Almighty Allah say kum (BE) †Φ all of us dat applied ABU amin. Rabbana taqqabal minnaa innaka antas sami 'ul alim. Rabbana afrigh alainaa sabran wa-tawwafa-naa muslimin. Amin. Sallam alaikum M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ brothers and sisters barka da juma. Gud mawning. Inakwana. Ekaro. Pls someone shud add that of the igbo language. Cos na where I kw reach be dat.

ututu oma ,gud mornin guyzz

adebayorr: Lwkm....pakavy weldone, that guy mst be high on cheap drugs!

I concur

Shinexman: i guess every1 shuld over luk dis guy,i jst belive is nt d father of wole soyinka n my advice to him is to count is score to nothin if dat is d source of ol dis every 1 is avin a high score bt we ar lukin to wht God wil du, i want u to coment on mine cos i no u ar gud @ dat ask me n am surely available to tell u jubril

nahhhh, u don't nid 2 say shitt! anymore.2 Jhubril, it's a pleasure 2 argue. He's an art(law) student u knw. His main focus Ȋ̝̊̅§ grammar(English). I've studied em n I figure out da kinda dude he Ȋ̝̊̅§. It doesn't worth it tryin 2 talk em out of dis shit. LYF Ȋ̝̊̅§ DA BEST TEACHER

jhubril: @SUAM & HIS ACCOMPLICES...Ur lives ve neva bin dis closer 2 d brink of d abyss...U weren't prenatally injected wth d hormones of tactfulness & quietesce...Ur hubris is perceptible in ur words:ARE U BETTER DAN HIM(HE)? LUNK HEAD bury ur face in reproach! No doubt PAKAVY,SODIQ,KELEVOROCKS,CHIANYI and even hirsute MOJUBA will agree dat u nid 2 ur head examined or decapitated 4 barbecue..CAKE:BUDHA'S WISDOM says don't take umbrage @ pples' misconception wen dey judge u or talk abt u,DOGS bark more often wen dey don't knw sm1...I exude reticence 4 nw 2 pave way 4 Barking.IGNORAMUS!

LoL see grammar. U col me IGNORAMUS, tanx a lot! U win ok, I hope ol dis ur malapropism doesn't redound on u I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a negative manner sumday. I take back ol wot I said. Abeg ma papa ₪ send me go skul,na only uniform I wear

2gohandler: imagine... No body wan gree post since 8:44pm ystadae

yes oo, na because guyz r not smillin, da list don d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ bcom sumtin else nah

jhubril: Fugitis Tempo!These two immortal Latin words aptly describe the pendulum called life.It swings forward and sometimes backward.I don't fret about d on going hocus pocus here.I put my solely trust in God, and not my 304...You can neva be d best...You can only do ur best...God owns d best and d rest.

hmmmm, dis Ȋ̝̊̅§ da 1st tym ur post make sense 2 me. I taut ur pomposity makes u tink dat there's notin lyk miracle or God. Mind da way u use those big english u r usin, cos mr Dele Ashade has said it ol, dat there's ₪ point usin big english if da receiver,listener or reader can't undastand u,though we ol undastand u quite olryt on dis thread cos I'm sure no1 Ȋ̝̊̅§ an illiterate here. U r not beta than him, r u??
Regarding ur score, if u av ur head I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ da cloud, u can as wel be unda da cloud sumday. Take dis as an advice 4rm ur broda 4rm anoda mother. We shall ol meet I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ABU by da grace of God

its abdul: Am already tired of waitin, just speechless...hpe dis delay turns out to be an advantage 4 ol ov us!

same here bro. It wil b an advantage, insha Allah

Tension raise 2 power two! Mornin guyz, any info

Aliyu333: how,for where,which time,for which place lol u beta answer asap.

ABU's website,Lag,6:05pm I hope say I don answer ur question

Aliyu333: @sodiq and sassy the website is not going again ohhhh

it's stil goin, mayb it's da ntwk I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ur vicinity. I also saw da names of sum lucky people

Sodiq33:
@sassy,DAC-division of agricultural college..d admisn list came out 2day...

Goodness!!!! U guyz r ryt, I guess da adm list Ȋ̝̊̅§ @ da door step. God help us

I mean Aliyu

I can hardly wait 4 it@Aboki