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Crime / Re: Human Head, Limbs & Other Body Parts Found In Woman's Fridge In New York (Photo) by sukkot: 5:06pm On Jan 24
Solofresh2:
Some White american women are wirdos sha.If they are not raping young kid they are killing
you know these are also cosmic stories. In edo there is a popular statue of a woman with a man’s decapitated head. During the European renaissance a famous female Italian painter gentileschi artemisia was well known for drawing pictures of women decapitating men. They say when a woman decapitates a man this symbolizes that your empire has fallen. America has fallen

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:58pm On Jan 24
AngelicBeing:
smiley
hehe nuclear power laughter 🤣

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Politics / Re: Petrol Prices To Fall Over Refineries’ Take Off, Says Cardoso by sukkot: 4:54pm On Jan 24
grin yesssss
Crime / Re: Human Head, Limbs & Other Body Parts Found In Woman's Fridge In New York (Photo) by sukkot: 4:50pm On Jan 24
Solofresh2:
Some White american women are wirdos sha.If they are not raping young kid they are killing
most of them are crazy entitled nut jobs. And they can lie for Africa. Ermmm police that big black man tried to rape me. Before you know it you Dey inside prison with Tyrone doing a 20 year bid 😭

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Crime / Re: Human Head, Limbs & Other Body Parts Found In Woman's Fridge In New York (Photo) by sukkot: 4:40pm On Jan 24
Solofresh2:
@Sukkot come and see something
bro i guess the great tinubulation has hit new york. people now using their neighbors as meat grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 3:27pm On Jan 24
Solofresh2:
grin grin you ehn
lol

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 3:25pm On Jan 24
AngelicBeing:
Hian, savages everywhere, l will ban this account for 7777 trillion years and send you back to UY SCUTI and from there to planet Jupiter for another 7777 trillion years shocked

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Politics / Re: EFCC Set To Arraign Former Anambra Governor, Obiano On Money Laundering Charges by sukkot: 6:39am On Jan 24
my nigga willie outchea in houston drankin on fine champagnes and walking his poodle
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 8:37pm On Jan 23
PrettyIfy7:
Well I'm not surprised.
You're an APC supporter. SMH
Always having evil mindset and supporting evil
yeah while your Peter obi has collected all your donations and chop and clean mouth. That man is more corrupt than tinubu and atiku combined because at least tinubu will try to create wealth while chopping. Peter obi will chop and not create wealth so there will be heavy stagnation like experienced by ndi anambra for 8 years 👀🤣

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 8:32pm On Jan 23
faithfull18:

Now, switch places. I hope you can apply this when you are the one who lost money.
I already addressed this. Lost money is lost money. It’s a privilege and a blessing to have it returned and not an entitlement. So I would be happy to part with 20 million. Having 80 million is better than having zero. I could have been unlucky to have someone take it and disappear and I have zero. I don’t understand why you people don’t get it. You feel like you are entitled to get your money back. Listen all the fakers in this chat and 99 .99999999 percent of the population would totally disappear with the 100 million. You have zero. So where is the entitlement when you have zero ? But if someone offers to take 20 million finders fee you all of a sudden find your entitlement. Just be happy to reward righteousness so that people are motivated to be righteous. It’s because of all this stinginess is why people disappear with the whole thing. Knowing you will give me 200 Naira and a handshake for finding your 100 million

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 5:48pm On Jan 23
AngelicBeing:
Hahahaha, Lol, Woli Sukkot ti wole, you make some sense with the post because I see the way they reward people who returns back huge some of money, and it is not nice eg return 20 million naira and you are given 5,000 nairaangry
hehe bro 5000 Naira ? Try 500 Naira . These people are too wicked. You have to assert yourself if you want to survive out here . It’s not for timid people .

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 5:45pm On Jan 23
Ishilove:

The responses grin
just wild. Too many righteous people in this country from the responses but yet the country is rife with corruption. It’s not adding up 👀😄

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:57pm On Jan 23
nearline:
I have to say I agree with sukkot. An average Nigerian/human will just believe you are a random godsend and will not reward you at all. And on the other hand someone else may find the money and take everything for themselves which is a loss for the owner of the money. One advice I will give to whoever finds lost money like that is to make sure that their conversation with the owner of the money is recorded in case the owner of the money wants to twist the story and involve the police in an attempt to incriminate the good samaritan and keep all the money (granted it it theirs anyway). It is good to be modest but if you are too modest na your wahala.
Yes Sir !!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:53pm On Jan 23
Ekaka14:
This one na potential kidnapper grin
🤣
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:50pm On Jan 23
doncartel:
My own is to waybill his particulars, documents etc with about 1 million naira chop money to the guy. I keep 99m to expand my businesses.

It’s not easy to find such money in this chicago economy.
🤣
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:47pm On Jan 23
delishpot:


Why hide na? Cos you know that you just arm twisted someone to collect his money? grin grin
Anyways, you are better than those who will runaway with everything
oh am only hiding because I know Nigerians can be irrational and emotional 🤣

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:43pm On Jan 23
cenaman:
I return a bag that contain $7200 together international passport and some important items, the lady gave me $20 as a reward i politely reject it.
you see lmao 😂
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:41pm On Jan 23
ednut1:
This guy definitely smokes igbo. The kind things he dey think ehn 🤣
hehe ednut my guy 🤣
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:40pm On Jan 23
HEBEI:
Kidnappers' mode!

Op, are you sure you are not a kidnapper grin grin grin
lol
Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:39pm On Jan 23
Lukuluku69:


At this point Baba, kukuma keep the money.

If you are returning it, return ALL.
it’s not an all or nothing game. Let’s negotiate my finders fee 🤣

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:25pm On Jan 23
kkins25:
E don enter front page, you go too collect... Dem no go gree for you...oga sukkot. grin grin grin
bros dem no gree ooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Music/Radio / Re: Frank Farian, Founder Of Boney M And Milli Vanilli, Dies At 82 by sukkot: 4:23pm On Jan 23
Ahhh selfish man. Finally met his Waterloo. I was watching fab morvan on the net and he said he and rob didn’t want to lip sync again and decided they were going to form their own group and breakaway from frank , but frank was so selfish and didn’t want them to blow without him so he went on national tv and announced that rob and fab were fakes and didn’t sing the songs. He would rather destroy what he built than have them go blow up without him . Selfish guy

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:14pm On Jan 23
Sctests:


It does not belong to you. Nigerians stop thinking like criminals.

I watched a prank video yesterday where someone dropped huge chunk of money from his bag in front of a group of ladies, while pretending to be absent-minded and speaking on the phone. One of the ladies rushed the money and hid it.

They all pretended not to have seen the money when he asked them if they saw the money drop. Even an elderly woman who was right there with the ladies retorted 'We no see any money o. I was marvelled and shocked at the audacity of Nigerian criminality, and how it had swarmed into the society across all strata.

The lady with the money was even on hijab.
we’ll listen what you are describing here is different from the topic. You are talking about money falling out of someone’s pocket in front of you. Am talking about finding a bag of money. No owner

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:08pm On Jan 23
Whatisurproblem:
if someone can get mind lost #100m, I'm going with all, you dey mad? How can you lost #100m? You must be a thief
here we have someone who will disappear with all 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 4:06pm On Jan 23
being:

Question is would u like someone to treat u like this?
Would u b happy if u lost 1m and someone is stealing off 200k cos he found d money for u?
once I loose money I consider it lost. That the person who found it calls me and offers to return some of it ? I consider that a miracle and a blessing. I would gladly tell him to take his negotiated portion and return the rest

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 3:59pm On Jan 23
sketcherJ:
So sukkot, how are you going to ensure you don’t get caught or your details remain hidden when you use your number to call, and your details can be easily gotten through your number. The law enforcement only need about #1m from that money to hunt you down and the promise that if they catch you, they can have #2m from your share. Even if you run away, you will be labelled as a thief, your folks will be arrested, which defeats the purpose anyway. Tell me how you will make that call without getting traced.
very easy. Block ID. And I already explained how to return the money without the person seeing you . It’s not hard really.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 3:56pm On Jan 23
naptu2:


Sukkot makes Nairaland so interesting.
thank you Sir. You are the boss . Much appreciated 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 3:43pm On Jan 23
Ishilove:
Funny thread cheesy
lol it is what it is grin

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Car Talk / Re: Car Problems Is Always Spiritual In Nature by sukkot: 1:47pm On Jan 23
Solofresh2:
The thing is I don't show them to people because I care about my reputation and I hate to cause people pain.
There was even a time I was feeling suicidal but I begin to think about the pain my loved ones and people who benefit from me will go through
bro no go kee yasef oooo 👀 suicidal why ? 👀🥹
Car Talk / Re: A Friend Borrowed My Car And Brought It Back Like This by sukkot: 12:30pm On Jan 23
Let me tell you how I know the difference between the real car owner and the one who does not own it ? How they speed over bumps and potholes. Real owners will drive jeje over bumps and potholes. When you lend someone your car, when they return it walahi when they return it your suspension system must be faulty

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Car Talk / Re: A Friend Borrowed My Car And Brought It Back Like This by sukkot: 12:17pm On Jan 23
No gree for am ooo👀

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Nairaland / General / Re: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sukkot: 12:03pm On Jan 23
NeoWanZaeed:


You are the irrational one here.. . on top another man's money.. perhaps you are a kid. You don't know how difficult it is to earn money, talkless of stealing another man's money

and the funniest part is..no matter how wealthy you are, this poverty mentality won't leave you.
another man’s money ? You lost it. It is now money that is mine and at my mercy. The money is no longer yours. You lost it. It’s now in my custody. I own it now

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