Sandydayz:
Her names

ok!!!

Sandydayz:
Hmmm... Seems she's from benin...

how do u know?

INTROVERT:
What goes around..........

first to comment!!!

tucky200:
Good..
Hin dey tok wetin ur papa (ordinary gateman) no fit understand

thank u bro for that answer u give to him!!!

INTROVERT:
Any body who knows GMB should tell him we need at least one woman in the next board.

As for these men. They haff try.

na waoo for u oo u comment on every tread!!! Good for u sha!!!

misspicy:
i like that type of man .D

that lady sees S*x as a boring task not as a pleasure she needs to change her orientation.
if ur husband wants sex after a days hard work,gv him its a form of relaxation n u will even sleep well after a relxing dose of s*x.

na all dis religious woman dey complain for this kin thing

good comment sis!!!

Babsopey:
A friend shared this picture with me on Watsapp and ask how much will be required to clothe them. Seriously, its time we set our priorities right in this country. We are not asking government to be dashing people money, we are only asking for policies that will create an environment where entrepreneur can survive. Where farmers will be rewarded for their labour.

It is well with my country. Amen.

yeah u are right bro!!!

jayfolarin:
Hi nairalanders. I have been around for a while but this should be my first topic/post in the romance section. This incidence is a long epistle but i'll try and summarise.... I need urgent and reasonable advice here pls..

Just about an hour ago, a girlfriend of mine (a buddy that is a girl) came to me with tears and lamented with the hope that I can offer a 'do not worry yourself, it's a small thing' advice like I usually do.

It was about a boy she dated in d university who bumped into her again about 2weeks ago. As they didn't end things on a sour note back then, she was glad to have met him again and could not even wait to announce to him that she was now engaged with wedding plans underway.

According to her, the boy acted all good and even offered to pay for d stuffs she got at domino's. They exchanged numbers again with d promises of keeping in touch and expectation that d boy will be attending her wedding later in September.

To her utmost surprise and dismay though, the boy has been calling since last week and telling her all sort of things like he has been out of naija since after nysc, has a wife and 2 kids in d US, he still likes her, wants them to get intimate again while he's still in the country, bla bla bla...she wasn't interested in anything more than being friends, she said.

The heartbreaking part here is where the guy has now threatened to post a sex video they made together back in school on the Internet coz my homegirl said NO. The attempt at the cheap blackmail just to getdown with her disgusts me to the bone but i'm still at a crossroad on what to do to this guy.

The question now is she thinks the guy is serious, she acknowledged that they recorded intimate sessions on more than 2 occasions back in the uni, she loves her husband-to-be and could get suicidal if he leaves her (her words), SHOULD SHE TELL HIM ABOUT THE VIDEOS??

babe tell us the truth!!! If it is u let give u the reasonable advise stop beating around the bush pls!!! May be this incident happen jst of recent!!! If not how could he keep such video for a very long time ago!!! There is question mark bam!!!

firstEVA:
under the law, it is called "breach of promise to marry". He has to pay damages, next time, he will learn to keep his promise.

ok

germainediva:
She is 30 been married for 6yrs with 3kids. She noticed hubby stopped kissing her after she had her last child......

Whenever she tries to kiss him,he just pecks her on the lips and that's all...and if she complains......he says its for the younger generation that she should forget about it........

When she tries to talk about it, he says she's nagging and being childish and looking for trouble where there's none.

Now its been over a year and she been fantasizing about it, recently she ran into her ex and one thing led to another and she had a very passionate kiss but nothing else happened.

She has been feeling guilty....her ex has been calling her but she has refused to pick his call because she never intended to cheat on her husband.......

Hubby has warned her not to bring up the issue of kissing .....now she is fantasizing about kissing....

Is there another way to communicate it to hubby?

na waoo for u! As u go kiss another man so God ll surely ask u whether u like it or not bamm!!!

Stevaz01:
I received this message on my phone from my bank persuading me to go get my BVN done. Though I've done mine but I've been left wondering if other Nigerians have the time like me to queue and wait patiently to get this task done.
Unlike the SIM card registration threat, whereby, people still use their sim freely up till now though it's not registered or even registered with a random info before purchase, I can only hope this one won't turn out differently.
If this threat is really undertaken, I strongly believe that millions of Nigerians would be affected.
Have you done yours?
What's the delay?
Do you really think your account can be deactivated if not registered??
Please contribute!!
Kindly, spread the word and share to avert any inconveniency this might cause later on..

Cc lalasticlala

I just done my today with a very long queue!!!

[quote straight to jail no moment!!! Anybody dat tels lie also a thief

lalasticlala:




http://www.today.ng/metro/commercial-sex-worker-docked-for-fleeing-with-customers-laptop-phones-n72000-cash/

dem tink say na everybody dem fit cheat and go away with it!!!dis one don hook am!!!

sheddybest:
Two weeks or there about to the memorable transfer of power from the PDP to the APC at the center, Nigeria witnessed a major fuel scarcity in the country. Independent marketers, petroleum tank/truck owners and the federal government all threw blames upon blames at one another over who was responsible for the scarcity. A number of issues have accompanied this scarcity, from people sleeping at filling stations to innocent people losing their cars to men of underworld as a result of going out very early in the morning to scout for this precious commodity. Now, this has even taken a more interesting dimension.
Yesterday (4th of June), I was driving through Aguiyi Ironsi Street, Maitama, Abuja when I came across two police officers fighting at the Forte (former AP) filling station by NUC. The reason from the much I gathered, was that one of them left the queue and tried to make his way into the station to get fuel. When he drove out his vehicle, he came and parked in front of another police officer. The officer in whose front he parked had asked him to return to his position, but he refused and that led to a great fight between the duo that lasted for about 10mins. What a disgrace to the Nigeria Police Force! If you were the IGP and the matter was brought to your notice, what would you do to the both? Below are the pictures. Forgive the low quality. It was caused by a 2mp phone camera...
Lalasticlala, Ishilove

dismissed them with immediate effect!!!

INTROVERT:
Sweet

Most fulani men ive met are super handsome



Is that the 10mil naira watch on her hand.

u too u are o!!!

saxwizard:
issokay...him belong to nobody and everybody

belong with everybody and belong to nobody!!!

babyosisi:
[size=18pt]Try doing it on the floor since the bed may be the problem [/size]

hah u are compounding d problem for him again!!!

dickrider:
And their useless leaders are screaming biafra smh

abi o!!!

ffo:
21. i was scare of holding the baby crocodile 22. at last i summon the courage to hold it 23. an old tortoise of about 40 years 24. guess what the male and female tortoise are doing

lovely!!!

Twaci:
Done . If I don't see any of these things by the end of this year.....I know where you live

Lol!!!

pinkiberry:
am guity of number 2~coverface~

is good to say d truth sha!!!

ginawest:
I pray o

hey pretty

SeverusSnape:
Foolish man. Who told you Yero wants to touch the money?
Even If he does, Go and Jail him let's see...

who are u self!!! Supporting bad act!!!

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

guy u dey lie for us!!! How can u say even inside the car with ur wife nt prostitute stop telling us lie pls...

Rexphobia:
I was scanning to see the part where they gave her cash reward. Couldn't find it





[s]Also contributing, Rotimi Olowo, another lawmaker, added that the state government should honour her by naming any state institution or monument after her to drive home the need for honesty and integrity among the youths in the country.[/s]


I have a suggestion.....LASU should be named Josephine Ugwu State University (JUSU).


if not .....

Good one!!!

Osahon7:
Ifa catch dis her daughter ehn

Lol!!!

Trinxie:
hmmmm....ehn ooo. dat is how uncle Jona will be doing "pity face"...no fear bros J, APC will not bite you, they will only collect our (Nigerians) biscuits that u have been keeping since ooo...

hey!!!

dechandel:

You just gotta love Nigerians

Always very entertaining

This one don dey find work
Trekking is now the easiest way to a government contract

Naso

GBTYO:
fuel scarcity tienz

Lol!!!

vheMa:
of course yes. Guys can go day(s) without bathing,buh nt in d case of girls

yeah I agree with u!!!

vheMa:
Nice move girl,I know it won't be easy for a girl to embark on such journey. She no think of ladies tin b4 jumping into conclusion .

ladies tin!!!ok o