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Politics / Re: We Arrest Boko Haram Members In Lagos Almost On Daily Basis – Army General by Surfboard(m): 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2016
AKA, we randomly pick people up and tag them Boko Haram members. We know as e dey go.
Politics / Re: Falana Goofed On No Absolute Immunity Submission, Ozekhome says by Surfboard(m): 1:42pm On Jul 04, 2016
AntiWailer:


It was entertained because it has to do with election.

With immunity, all cases are automatically suspended irrespective of the time it started. That is what Ikpeazu was claiming Uche Ugah was trying to do because of his ongoing forgery trial.

So immunity is NOT ABSOLUTE.

Can you state the part of the law that says cases against elected officials must be suspended when they assume office? Maybe that will help clear the air.
Politics / Re: Falana Goofed On No Absolute Immunity Submission, Ozekhome says by Surfboard(m): 11:17am On Jul 04, 2016
AntiWailer:


See forget Politics .

FALANA is very correct. Without just ranting, let me explain with examples.

One of his point is that the immunity does not cover electoral crimes.

1. Buhari was in court for his certificate issue cos it affects his election.

2. Ikpeazu was in court because of tax papers that affect his election

3. Gani Fawehinmi took Tinubu to court indepenently over Toronto Certificate forgery.

4. Sitting governors are dropped from Tribunal to supreme Court despite immunity.

1, 2 and 3 are not electoral petitions. They are suits against people who enjoy immunity but the suit was entertained because it can be categorised as an electoral crime.

So we dnt need a PHD in Law before you know WHAT falana is saying is simply the truth.

"No absolute immunity in our Law. If there is, Ikpeazu wont be running helter skelter, looking for court injunction"

Mike is a PDP lawyer and infact he is currently defending Fayose.

So I dnt expect him to take another position.


It is only victims of headlines that will scream.

Oga, I disagree with your points, and I will tell you why.

1. The certificate suit was instituted before Buhari's election, so it pre-dates the period of his immunity.

2. Like Ozekhome stated and you also reiterated, issues that go to the root of elections have a life of their own, so it's neither really considered as a civil or criminal matter.

Now, if we put the above points aside, where then is immunity not absolute under the constitution? See where Falana is wrong now?

This isn't about politics, it's a matter of law.

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Romance / Re: That Moment When You Wake Up And You Can't Move, It's Not An Attack by Surfboard(m): 11:55pm On Jul 02, 2016
Yup, thank God for knowledge, I've stopped thinking the devil was attacking me all those times I'd sleep and not be able to move or hear myself speak when I wanted to.

Moments when you read and learn about sleep paralysis must be like the moments when our ancestors realised it was okay to keep twin babies.

Ignorance na bastard!!!!

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Romance / Re: Is It Necessary To Keep In Touch With Your Ex's After Breakup?? by Surfboard(m): 10:06am On Jul 02, 2016
Badfinga:
This is only possible under two condtions.Is either you were never truely in love or the relationship ended so badly that you despise seeing your ex.

Bros, I love hard, so it's not possible that I was never truly in love. It's more about your second point, cause I believe if things don't end badly, then they never end.

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Phones / Re: Some Funny Usernames On Nairaland by Surfboard(m): 7:04pm On Jul 01, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:






Hello bro, good pm! I'm kinginvahala. Thanks for chosen to support me, I assure you that you will never regret it because this course is a MOVEMENT that isn't optional but a must for the crown.

Please click on my profile and you would see my contacts (Bbm pin & whatsapp number) on my personal text. I will appreciate if you make use of any of both or I can send you a pm if its the option you prefer.

Will send you a pm.
Phones / Re: Some Funny Usernames On Nairaland by Surfboard(m): 5:04pm On Jul 01, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


Kinginvalhala... He will contact you soon... smiley

Thanks

Okay bro, i'll be here.
Phones / Re: Some Funny Usernames On Nairaland by Surfboard(m): 5:02pm On Jul 01, 2016
BrainnewsNg:


Hmmmmmmmmm

Apologies, won't derail further.
Phones / Re: Some Funny Usernames On Nairaland by Surfboard(m): 4:58pm On Jul 01, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


But you go support my guy na smiley

For Mr nland stuff

What's his moniker? I dey find who I go support.
Phones / Re: Some Funny Usernames On Nairaland by Surfboard(m): 4:52pm On Jul 01, 2016
BrainnewsNg:


Please, post the link to the profile

I've just done that.
Phones / Re: Some Funny Usernames On Nairaland by Surfboard(m): 4:48pm On Jul 01, 2016
BrainnewsNg:
Have been on Nairaland ever since 2005 when it first came into existence.

Been monitoring some registered users on the Forum with funny names.

Please, permit me to mention few of them.

You can help me list out the ones you know.

Here we go:

''Menstrualpad'' - www.nairaland.com/menstrualpad

''BiafraBushBoy'' - www.nairaland.com/biafrabushboy

''TrapQueen77'' - www.nairaland.com/trapqueen77

''Prettythicksme'' - www.nairaland.com/prettythicksme

''Surfboard'' - www.nairaland.com/surfboard

Ah! shocked

Never really thought my moniker was funny to be honest.

Did you come across spacegoat? grin

https://www.nairaland.com/spacegoat

*modified*

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Romance / Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by Surfboard(m): 5:49pm On Jun 30, 2016
mizzbouqui:

Really shocked tongue

Yes, because one man's meat is another's fish.
Romance / Re: Is It Necessary To Keep In Touch With Your Ex's After Breakup?? by Surfboard(m): 4:30pm On Jun 30, 2016
I don't think it's necessary, in my opinion. Once there's a break-up, that's it. I don't even want to remain friends. We can go back to being strangers.

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Romance / Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by Surfboard(m): 4:27pm On Jun 30, 2016
I don't even know what to think of this...

I don't think you did justice to this.
Romance / Re: How I F**k My Super Model Friend by Surfboard(m): 11:21pm On Jun 28, 2016
Fdfredo:
This is a true life story

Lol, when op won't stop smoking rafia leaves grin grin
Religion / Re: "Christians Should Apologise To Gays" - Pope Francis by Surfboard(m): 2:11pm On Jun 27, 2016
Now, lemme see how you 'Christian' bashers of the LGBT community will back yourselves up. Can you be more Christian than the Pope?


#SayNoToHomophobia

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Romance / Re: Its True, Most Girls In Nigeria Are Kinda Boring. by Surfboard(m): 1:26am On Jun 21, 2016
This is the gospel. If only more girls were themselves...
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Surfboard(m): 10:37am On Jun 20, 2016
Shame I'm not eligible to vote. Wish all the contestants luck. May the best one win.
Romance / Re: A Thread For Laveda! by Surfboard(m): 9:49pm On Jun 19, 2016
Just look at...smh

Romance / Re: An Interview With Missgdope, Refiner And Krystalklear by Surfboard(m): 5:54pm On Jun 17, 2016
Present!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 18 In Adamawa At A Funeral Party - BBC by Surfboard(m): 4:48pm On Jun 17, 2016
Ordinarily, the BBC should be quoting a Nigerian media outlet for this news, but no, our media won't report stuff like this.

Not surprising, cause I remember Lai Mohammed saying on Channels that the media should stop reporting about Boko Haram atrocities. A government that is not a sincere government, is already a corrupt government.

Like the yorubas will say, 'he who lies, will surely steal'.

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Family / Re: Can Abstaining From Premarital Sex Make You Faithful To Your Future Wife? by Surfboard(m): 2:56pm On Jun 17, 2016
No and No
Sports / Re: Nwakali Promoted To Play For Arsenal Senior Team by Surfboard(m): 2:51pm On Jun 17, 2016
Rossikk:
Learn what "English football culture"? Even the English have long abandoned any so called 'football culture' they had. Except for their violent fans in France of course.

Okay, just don't go moaning if he is rushed and doesn't become a great player.
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Girl Of This Size? (pic) by Surfboard(m): 1:44pm On Jun 17, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°It's not just overweight people who get based and judged,underweights do too.

I read through these comments and it seems the thing that kept them from bashing is fact that she has enough breast to stave it off.
.but what of it if she doesn't?

I agree with you on the underweight bashing. It's both ways really. Wish it wasn't like this though...
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Girl Of This Size? (pic) by Surfboard(m): 1:09pm On Jun 17, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
...grin you a chubby boy?

Haha, nope. Just not a fan of the view that some people are superior to others cause they're different.

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Sports / Re: Nwakali Promoted To Play For Arsenal Senior Team by Surfboard(m): 1:01pm On Jun 17, 2016
donbenie:
If you're GOOD enough you're OLD enough,you don't have to be 25 years before you're can be termed good enough to play in the Premiership or anywhere for that matter,Iheanacho and Rashford are prime examples,if he takes his chances when it comes in the coming season he's capable of benching the established stars,of course he's still a work in progress but Arsenal won't draft anybody not deemed Premiership level to play for them..#FACT

Did Rashford or Iheanacho break into the 1st team in their 1st season? No. There's a reason why more established players struggle when they come to the EPL. It's a different ball game to what anyone is used to.

Nwakali isn't in Arsenal's 1st team yet, that's the fact. He will need to play at under 21 level for the team, to learn the English football culture. If he takes his chance at that level, he may not need a loan move.

I'm an Arsenal fan and as much as I'd love for him to come through at Arsenal, I also have to temper my expectations because he's young.
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Girl Of This Size? (pic) by Surfboard(m): 12:54pm On Jun 17, 2016
Estharfabian:
Am i the Only one that Opened this Thread with expectations to see some fat Lady with big, fallen stomach, Elephant thighs and wiggly, jiggly Arms? lipsrsealed



PS---She's actually Breathtaking!

Nope, you're not the only one. I didn't even want to open the thread initially cause I thought it would be another thread aimed at bashing big people

Just shows that we are still slaves to societal stereotypes as much as we don't want to.
Politics / Re: Police Welfare Reward Card (POLCARD) Launched By Arase by Surfboard(m): 12:42pm On Jun 17, 2016
What is the essence of the card? How will it work? To what end?
Sports / Re: Nwakali Promoted To Play For Arsenal Senior Team by Surfboard(m): 12:39pm On Jun 17, 2016
I'm sorry to be the one to dampen the optimism on this thread, but this piece of news isn't true.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love for Nwakali to do well, but false news reports like this one won't help him. He won't get into the Arsenal senior team until maybe 2 years from now, cause he has to work on his all round game before he can.

Let's not be like the British and put pressure on our young talents. They need to grow in the game and they will do that better out of the spotlight.

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Education / Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by Surfboard(m): 8:20am On Jun 17, 2016
primusmaximus:
King's College School Song

1)."Floreat Collegium" shall our motto be,
Let us shout it boldly, for her sons are we,
Nurtured in her classrooms in our early youth
Where we learn to cherish chilvary and truth
Learn to pull together each one with the rest
Playing up and striving each to do his best

CHORUS:
This shall be our watchword, "Always play the game"
Sound the old school's praises, trumpet forth her fame
Though of many nations we will not forget
That we all are brothers with a common debt
Let us pay by giving, as we forge ahead,
Service to the living, honour to our dead.

2).This is what they teach in the good old school
"Only by obedience may you learn to rule".
If you fail look closely, seek the reason why
You are power to conquer if you only try
Other went before you and attained the light
Where they wait to cheer you, victors in the fight.

CHORUS:
This shall be our watchword ...

3). Present, Past and Future from one mighty whole
Shining forth emblazoned on a muster roll.
When the call is sounded all must answer "HERE"!
Voice and bearing showing neither shame nor fear
Pointing to our honour, which untarnished stands
Bright as when we took it from our founder's hands.

CHORUS:
This shall be our watchword ...

FLOREAT!!!!!!!!!!

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sexual Video With Top Bank Executive by Surfboard(m): 11:10pm On Jun 16, 2016
If it isn't blackmail, please tell me what it is

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