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Politics / Re: Saraki’s 90 Lawyers Cause Confusion In Court by Surfboard(m): 4:50pm On May 10, 2016
AlexCk:
90lawyers?? ,
Is that really possible? ?, im no lawyer but that's weird. It's like he's doing everything to hide something bad/despicable . My thoughts tho, i cud be wrong.

The amount of lawyers you hire doesn't make you guilty or not. It's ignorant thinking to think that he has something to hide cause he hired 90 lawyers. Will you say that someone who can't afford to hire a lawyer has nothing to hide?

All the hiring of 90 lawyers shows is that he wants the best hands working on his case. He has a right to that, just like you do.

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Politics / Re: Saraki’s 90 Lawyers Cause Confusion In Court by Surfboard(m): 4:46pm On May 10, 2016
Juxtified:
Pardon my ignorance, but I have always wondered why any one would need more than 3-5 lawyers in court for a single case?

A person can hire as many lawyers as he likes as long as he has the money to pay.
Politics / Re: Saraki’s 90 Lawyers Cause Confusion In Court by Surfboard(m): 4:43pm On May 10, 2016
How do they even announce the appearance of all the 90 lawyers? Must really take a lot of time doing just that.
Politics / Re: CCT Chairman ‘rules In Favour’ Of Saraki by Surfboard(m): 4:31pm On May 10, 2016
This headline is very misleading. In addition, this ruling is very trivial, so it may not affect the substance/outcome of the case.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Surfboard(m): 4:28pm On May 10, 2016
MetaHuman:
buhari cmpaingned rigorously all the three times he contested without the backing of any of the states you posted, where did the money come from?


Before Buhari joined APC, he didn't campaign rigorously. There were some states in the south he never campaigned in before 2015 because his party(ies) had no presence in these states. Please stop misleading people.
Politics / Re: EFCC Grants Fani-kayode Administrative Bail by Surfboard(m): 4:22pm On May 10, 2016
Do EFCC have the power to grant bail? What is going on in this country sef? Why are people pretending as if nothing wrong is happening?
Romance / Re: Why Is She Good To Be Your Babymama Alone And Not Your Wife? by Surfboard(m): 9:33am On May 10, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
hehehehe. Bruv, you mind at us?

Yes o, because I wan learn na.
Romance / Re: Why Is She Good To Be Your Babymama Alone And Not Your Wife? by Surfboard(m): 9:04am On May 10, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
like she said, it's heavenly language cheesy cheesy cheesy

Okay o, you both can carry on.
Romance / Re: Why Is She Good To Be Your Babymama Alone And Not Your Wife? by Surfboard(m): 8:54am On May 10, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
hehehehehe fohi a o mon fe ko ede unra han ewo kom cheesy cheesy grin cheesy


Se alafia ose?

STFUareyouG0d, which dialect is this? Seeing as she said I should ask you.
Romance / Re: Why Is She Good To Be Your Babymama Alone And Not Your Wife? by Surfboard(m): 8:51am On May 10, 2016
layla129:


Its an heavenly language. Ask StfuareyouGod

Lol, tell me joor
Politics / Re: ''FFK Kept In An Underground Cell In EFCC Office'' - Deji Adeyanju by Surfboard(m): 8:04am On May 10, 2016
uniklinkum:
Wow!!!! How foolish can some people get in this country, Somebody cornered your common patrimony that should have been used in bettering your pathetic lives. Yet some people are up in arms to defend a common thief. I give up on this country finally, y'all can forever remain in your pathetic condition.

You have no right to call him a thief as he hasn't been pronounced one by a competent court of law. Guess that's why those you're talking about have taken their stand.

Surprising thing is, you're doing and thinking the exact way the government wants you to think with all the media trials.
Romance / Re: Why Is She Good To Be Your Babymama Alone And Not Your Wife? by Surfboard(m): 1:16am On May 10, 2016
layla129:


See analysis...agbere ki we se

Which dialect of yoruba is that? grin
Romance / Re: This Issue With Women And Being Rejected... by Surfboard(m): 6:32pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°•Well,if that story was actually true.... yeah grin


grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Goes From Powerhouse To Pariah As 'hurricane' Hits Economy by Surfboard(m): 9:44am On May 09, 2016
Abagworo:


Dependence on crude oil is stupid especially when all we do is just rely on it 100%. Buhari will succeed in diversification but we as Nigerians must be willing to sacrifice our artificial comfort for brief years of suffering.

There you are speaking like a politician. Are the upper class sacrificing artificial comfort? No, they're milking the situation and getting richer. However, the masses should sacrifice their artificial comfort.

Lol, I'm getting you bro. I'm getting you.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Goes From Powerhouse To Pariah As 'hurricane' Hits Economy by Surfboard(m): 8:25am On May 09, 2016
Lai Mohammed, now we are a pariah state. Hope you understand what that means now?

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Romance / Re: This Issue With Women And Being Rejected... by Surfboard(m): 8:14am On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°•Truth
I once broke a dudes glasses because he rejected me.
...He told me no an they just broke in my hands grin
...whadn't really my fault.

grin grin I guess his 'no' broke the glasses.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Get Tired Of Ladies After Several Sex? by Surfboard(m): 7:56am On May 09, 2016
humilitypays:
The truth is, don't allow your boyfriend to get too familiar with your body, reserve some and sometimes, keep him wondering and longing.

But then, as a girl, make sure u have some other good things to offer to any guy u are dating or want to marry if u don't want him to lose interest in u fast.

Don't let your body and sex be the only thing u can offer to the guy u are dating or married to or else, he will get tired of u with time.

Lastly, be fun, lively and don't be a liability (financially, emotionally, morally or spiritually)...no one will be happy to be with a liability for too long!

Sex is not usually the problem, but other underlying issues bothering around- character, manner, over-familiarity, being boring, not lively, being a liability and being too needy and dependent on the guy are some of the things that makes a guy lose interest in a girl so fast

If only more people understood what you've just written. It is very myopic to just conclude that sex is the problem. Guys don't lose interest because of sex 90% of the time.


Spot on submission bro.

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Romance / Re: When He Says "Its Over" by Surfboard(m): 3:11pm On May 07, 2016
IRserveMyComent:

I really did not expect anything less from you. From all indications we are not on the same page and so you would never understand me. But no matter the level of sexual decadence out there, people abound who have built sweet relationships devoid of sex. You do not know me, but just know this about me, am one of those few people who chose and dared to be different by abhorring sexual experimentations before marriage.
So your asking if i feel less good about my self my answer is a resounding lolssss. The person that should have a self esteem issue is the person that does all the op wrote about.
No moment of regret for choosing my stand.You can join me if you wish.

Whatever works for you is fine, as long as it works for you. However, going about and expecting every Tom, Dick and Harry to be like you? That's just wrong.

I wish you the very best with the path you've chosen, I hope you find what you seek. Peace.
Romance / Re: When He Says "Its Over" by Surfboard(m): 2:01pm On May 07, 2016
IRserveMyComent:

Yes a relationship that would crash would crash. Did you also see were he said a girl works out of the crashed relationship with her head held high if she did not yield to sexual pressure? Anyway you are not a girl and wont understand. I dont even expect everyone to agree with the op,but i marveled at the number that disagreed, but it doesnt matter. Any one that values their integrity and self worth would never disagree with this post. This goes to show the level immorality has come eaten deep into the society, even among the church goers and self acclaimed born again.

Most of us here both guys and ladies are hypocrites who are very promiscuous but wishes in their hearts to marry a decent person.

On your last paragraph, please speak for yourself.

As for the op saying that ladies leave with their self-worth in tatters, when they've given sex in a relationship, I disagree. Sex in a relationship is consented to by both parties, except the girl was raped which is another thing altogether. Relationship successes or failures shouldn't even be measured with whether sex was involved. You can lose your self-worth without having sex with your partner.

My dear, if you feel less good about yourself cause you had a sexual relationship with your boyfriend and he ended up leaving you, search yourself. There were other things you didn't do to save the relationship. If you disagree, i'm sorry but you have self-esteem issues.
Romance / Re: When He Says "Its Over" by Surfboard(m): 12:01pm On May 07, 2016
I look forward to the day this myth that 'a man loses interest once he has slept with the lady' is destroyed. It's just crap. If anything, sex like other activities people in relationships engage in should enhance bonding.

If a man leaves a woman, believe me, its not because he has slept with her. Cajole him to tell you the truth, there is another reason or a set of reasons. Stop spreading this useless misconception.

And please don't even bring that rubbish about sexless relationships, cause a relationship that will crash will crash. Sex or no sex.

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Romance / Re: When Monkey Get Money! by Surfboard(m): 11:26am On May 07, 2016
Piss on your thread!
Romance / Re: Why Some Women Hate It When Guys Play Video Games. by Surfboard(m): 10:49am On May 07, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
grin
....mmm,if there was a 'him' he'd tell you how he enjoyed it ever so much grin

Lol, till then.
Romance / Re: Why Some Women Hate It When Guys Play Video Games. by Surfboard(m): 10:41am On May 07, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°•If it's my attention he's got he'll not be bored grin

Means you pride yourself on being very interesting. Maybe i'll meet 'him' and he will tell me about the torture that is your attention. grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Some Women Hate It When Guys Play Video Games. by Surfboard(m): 10:31am On May 07, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°•I get it,it's fun
I enjoy playin' video games on game consoles an my phone/tablet
Traditionally boy 1's too

°•But you mistaken if you think I want a gamer man angry
It used ta be that I wanted the consle far myself grin

°Now I want all his attention far myself grin


Haha, now I understand. So you'll both do away with the games and bore yourselves with undivided attention? I'm getting you grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Some Women Hate It When Guys Play Video Games. by Surfboard(m): 10:20am On May 07, 2016
layla129:


Don't know why oh, and its fun honestly

I wish more ladies see the fun sides of these supposed male activities they whine about.

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Romance / Re: Why Some Women Hate It When Guys Play Video Games. by Surfboard(m): 9:46am On May 07, 2016
Why can't the women join in playing video games? Sure there are games that interest different girls on an individual level.

If anything, it'll help the bonding process.
Romance / Re: Six Signs Your Husband/boyfriend Is A Gambler by Surfboard(m): 7:50pm On May 03, 2016
Amakabill:
My boyfriend thinks I don't know any thing bout gambling.hmmm..the day he will open my diary and starts seeing words like colo colo,unam pumas,accasuso.only God can explain to him.

shocked
Fashion / Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Surfboard(m): 6:38pm On May 03, 2016
And all the skinny girls think they're models. Op, you forgot to add that.

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Politics / Re: Checkout What APC Posted On Twitter (photo) by Surfboard(m): 2:42pm On May 03, 2016
AntiMahdi:
War means peace.


This is the Orwellian society we find ourselves today under the ever lying satanic APC .




I swear, the control is too much. Reason why I won't be surprised if Lai Mohammed's portfolio is changed to Minister of truth.

Funny thing is, a lot of Nigerians don't know yet that this government is already controlling how they should think.

"Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." - George Orwell, 1984

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Describe Your Dream Guy by Surfboard(m): 12:19pm On May 03, 2016
carammel:
T. lanister


I see what you did there. You want a man as intelligent and loyal as the character. Every other thing doesn't count.

Nice!
Politics / Re: No Elected Public Officer Should Earn 10 Times More Than Minimum Wage by Surfboard(m): 8:48am On May 03, 2016
Mutuwa:
undecided

A friend wrote this:

If you've been following what has been happening in Nigeria since 1960, you don't need to be told that 65% of Nigerians are MAD. The cause I don't know but Some proof are:

1)Will a normal Nigerian be supporting a former president even with the overwhelming evidence of corruption leveled against him? MADNESS.

2) Can a normal Senate President be going to the same court with the same case repeatedly in order to delay a corruption case leveled against him? MADNESS.

3)Will a normal human being set his landlady and others ablaze simply because she prevented her daughter from dating him? MADNESS.

4)Will a normal marketer mix kerosene with aviation fuel in order to make huge profit not minding the repercussions? MADNESS.

5)How can a former Head of State embezzle over N500 billion and at the age of over 60? Where's he taking the money to? MADNESS.

6)How can someone say he want his people to secede from a Nigeria and install a radio transmitter on an MTN mast and call it Biafra radio? MADNESS.

7)How can a Military General, that swore to uphold the unity of his Country, start a secession war but later ran away from the battle front, still come back to the country he once said he want his people to secede from and contest for President? MADNESS.

8. Can a normal person go to the fuel station unclad just because he wants to buy fuel and some mad people still stand behind him at the filling station instead of running for their lives. I wonder what the story could have been if the guy was with a lighter. MADNESS.

9) Can a normal father rape his daughter? MADNESS.

10) Can a normal Minister of finance approve bail out fund without asking for some austerity measures and hoping the states won't ask for more? MADNESS.

11) Can a normal State Governor conduct an irrelevant LG election at the cost of over N6 billion but the same Governor can't pay workers over 4 months salary? MADNESS.

12) Can a normal President of a country say stealing is not corruption? MADNESS.

13) A certain State Governor couldn't pay salaries of the State's workers for over 5 months but was quick to award a N6 billion contract for the building of a fly over where there's no any traffic jam. MADNESS.

14) How can a normal religious group attempt to stop a convoy of an army Chief with ordinary stick? MADNESS.

15)How can a dreaded group say Western education is a sin and still use camera to shoot their videos and use AK 47 riffles as their favorite weapon of choice? MADNESS.

16) Can a normal group of people say they are fighting for their people because oil Companies degrade their environment, by blowing up pipeline to degrade same environment? MADNESS.

17) Where on earth will a Policeman use live bullets on peaceful protesters and still say 'police is your friend'? MADNESS.

18) Where on earth will a normal driver overtake on a sharp bend/corner and probably making calls on his phone? MADNESS.

19) How can over 100 lawyers and 24 SAN accompany their colleague who is charged to Court with bribery allegation? MADNESS.

20. How can over 80 SAN storm a Court in defense of a Senate President accused of stealing, abuse and mismanagement of office? MADNESS.

21) Can a normal Customs Authority destroy seized rice, turkey, cooking oil, clothing whereas our IDPS , motherless babies, poor and hungry Nigerians are in abundance? MADNESS.

The world is generally a mad place. Madness isn't peculiar to Nigeria/Nigerians alone

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