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Sports / Re: Arsenal Partners With Star Beer In Nigeria by Surfboard(m): 2:06pm On Sep 01, 2016
Quite the partnership. I will only drink 'Star' henceforth.
Romance / Re: Why Are A Lot Of Women Not Faithful? by Surfboard(m): 1:50pm On Sep 01, 2016
Aderola15:

The girl is foolish, how she go believe every girl no get shame like her some girls cheat and some don't, and I think most cheating girls out there were once faithful.

Calm down, stop being emotional and view the message in context. She was just trying to say there's promiscuity in every girl, the fact that a girl hasn't cheated doesn't mean she won't. Sometimes she just needs to be sure that cheating is worth it, in terms of the person she's getting with, and other conditions.
Romance / Re: ***#team Fat Girls#*** by Surfboard(m): 5:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
And you like big girls smiley I think that's cute.

smiley smiley

Thanks
Romance / Re: ***#team Fat Girls#*** by Surfboard(m): 5:41pm On Aug 31, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
OK. But are you slim? Or chubby or what?


I'd like to think I'm slim.
Romance / Re: ***#team Fat Girls#*** by Surfboard(m): 5:28pm On Aug 31, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
For real?
•••••
Like big beautiful women(bbw)? The woman below


grin grin

She's perfect!!!!!

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Romance / Re: ***#team Fat Girls#*** by Surfboard(m): 5:18pm On Aug 31, 2016
I love my women with some flesh, but that picture is not my spec.
Romance / Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 3:24pm On Aug 31, 2016
oyindare:
u wan dey laugh u don eat today?

I should laugh, that way my corpse would look better.
Romance / Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 2:59pm On Aug 31, 2016
oyindare:
don't use big English for in me in this time of change Oooo..I never eat today

grin grin
Romance / Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
oyindare:
u b woman

I want to believe that question is rhetorical.
Romance / Re: This Could Be The Reason She Why She Can't Date You. by Surfboard(m): 2:52pm On Aug 31, 2016
wozniacki:


Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova and Caroline Wozniacki...for now.

Okay then, lemme not derail your thread.
Romance / Re: This Could Be The Reason She Why She Can't Date You. by Surfboard(m): 2:37pm On Aug 31, 2016
wozniacki:


Yes, I am. And I also play... for fun.

Nice. Is Caroline Wozniacki your favourite tennis player?
Romance / Re: This Could Be The Reason She Why She Can't Date You. by Surfboard(m): 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2016
wozniacki:

I have heard some girls say stuffs like " He seems like a really nice guyy", " He's cute "... " but I can't date him". Most of you might think she's being choosy or pompous but like the saying goes..."this one good, this one good, na im make mad man gather dirty keep". Everybody in one way or the other is selective. Different people with different choices.
These could be some of the reasons why you are not getting all of her attention:
1. You can't hold an intelligent, productive, challenging conversations for up to 10mins without looking into my eyes and telling her how much you want to kiss her lips.
2. You can't stop flinging your car key when you are in public with her.... probably on a first date... must everybody know you have a car? low self esteem!
3. You keep talking directly into her face with particles of spittle dropping here and there.
4. You always have sweat all over the armpit of your shirt... big boy, get a perspirant!
5. You are always chewing gum... that's deceitful. Let her know your real mouth odour.
6. You don't know when to stop talking. You always talk her into boredom.
7. She always predicts your next statement.... get creative!
8. You never say anything good about your ex girlfriends. Fix yourself.
9. You smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish.
10. You have tummy as big as your ego.
11. You know all the club houses, motels, hotels, bars, etc.
12. You start calling her "baby" immediately you get her phone number.
13. You are on Twitter, Skype,Instagram, BBM, Badoo, Whatsapp, Viber, IMO, Facebook. Just what exactly are you selling?
14. When u can't cook because you think a woman's place is in the kitchen....
15. You spend 30mins ironing a shirt but can't spend 2mins praying.
16. You spend 30mins in the bathroom but you still have eczema at the back of your ear.

Read more here:
http://www.peacedike.com/2016/08/see-reasons-why-she-might-not-want-to.html?m=1

I like your moniker. Are you a tennis fan?
Romance / Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by Surfboard(m): 2:25pm On Aug 31, 2016
In that case, i'd love me a mobile TV. Thank you.
Romance / Re: The Life Of An Only Girl by Surfboard(m): 2:08pm On Aug 31, 2016
Timagwa:


so sorry...its not really easy to type o. lol

You don't have to apologise, you know? It's your story, take your time to write it how you deem fit.
Romance / Re: Why Are A Lot Of Women Not Faithful? by Surfboard(m): 1:40pm On Aug 31, 2016
A girl once told me;

"All girls are promiscuous, some are just more promiscuous than others"

I've never tried to verify whether there's any truth in that statement though.
Romance / Re: The Life Of An Only Girl by Surfboard(m): 1:25pm On Aug 31, 2016
Interesting...keenly following.
Sports / Re: I’m Not Nigerian Sports’ Problem – Dalung by Surfboard(m): 8:59am On Aug 31, 2016
Yes, you're not the problem, but you are part of the problem. So please, do the needful; sit tight or resign(i know he will find both difficult).

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Romance / Re: Those Against Ladies/guys Sending Nudes Are Pure Hypocrites by Surfboard(m): 4:27pm On Aug 30, 2016
Although your thread is against popular opinion, I agree with you op.

However, some people are timid/shy even with what you'd call a great body. These people require trust over time to be comfortable sending nudes or even allow someone of the opposite sex see them naked.
Romance / Re: Wedding Night Bruhaha by Surfboard(m): 11:23pm On Aug 29, 2016
Op, please add 18+ to the topic...at least warn some young people like me grin tongue
Romance / Re: Yaay! So Happy Tonight, Made Front Page. by Surfboard(m): 11:11pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
Just look at this dimwit!
Look at the shït that's making you excited. You don't have shame. And you had to open a thread for it undecided.

Someone cannot have some fun again? How do you embrace so much misery?

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Romance / Re: Photos: Meet Jamaican Artiste Who Had Surgery To Get Horns On His Head by Surfboard(m): 8:29pm On Aug 29, 2016
shocked shocked

Okay, this is queer.
Romance / Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Surfboard(m): 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
GossipHeart:


What is "Is you mad" ??

Just another way of saying 'are you mad?'

It was as the spirit directed. grin grin
Romance / Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Surfboard(m): 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
GossipHeart:


Are you American ?? Because only Americans use "is" instead of "are"

Lol, I'm 100% Nigerian.

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Pets / Re: Ogun Police Statement On Joachim Iroko, Man Who Named His Dog Buhari by Surfboard(m): 5:25pm On Aug 29, 2016
Nairadays:
The 100 SANS should take note.

The naming of a dog the name of a sitting president in a country of both ethnic, tribal and religious sentiments can lead to violence in cataclysmic proportions. On this premise was the other man, Joe Chinakwe arrested because such act can lead to civil disorder and pogrom.

This is the LAW.

Meanwhile, the Mayor Of Cormorant, a dog for that matter has just won re-election for a landmark third time in a landslide

http://www.nairadays.com/2016/08/29/dog-elected-mayor-of-cormorant-minnesota-for-the-third-time/




In which Nigerian statute book is this law?
Romance / Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Surfboard(m): 12:16pm On Aug 29, 2016
Is you normal undecided

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Romance / Re: Fallinq For A Runz Girl by Surfboard(m): 8:46am On Aug 29, 2016
manee2:
Met a runz girl last nyt. What enticed me most was her shape and slight pretty face 2geda with the swagg she displaced. I noticed her to be the type that prefer screwinq with handsome G's.

Hope i don't sound like am fallinq for her now but the truth is that i actually do.

I got her contact ask if she'll be free durinq the days and she was absolutely positive, sure she was expecting me to finalise the meet there but the truth is that i want to take her for more than what she is.
I want a friendship with her.

Does it make sense?

Yes, it makes sense and everyone deserves a second chance. Pray though, be careful, and most of all, be patient with her cause it won't be easy at the beginning, or at any time.

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Romance / Re: See The Suprise Message MTN Sent Today by Surfboard(m): 8:40am On Aug 29, 2016
jashar:


for those with an open mind, 
we learn daily.

Yup...have a good week.
Romance / Re: See The Suprise Message MTN Sent Today by Surfboard(m): 7:58am On Aug 29, 2016
jashar:


....Not only Nigeria but Portugal(the Original) and South Africa.

True story. You can read it up.

shocked shocked Woah!!! Thanks for educating me on this.
Romance / Re: Why Are Short Guys Always Angry by Surfboard(m): 7:55am On Aug 29, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
Excuse me,what is "chipotle" Haha
And I'm tryin' 2 envision these verses being rapped but I think I got the beat wrong.


The verse was actually rapped in the song 'That Part' by Schoolboy Q. The two lines up there are the intro to Kanye's verse.

As for chipotle?

Romance / Re: See The Suprise Message MTN Sent Today by Surfboard(m): 10:49pm On Aug 28, 2016
Do you know that Lagos is in Nigeria?

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