Sniper4real:
native dress to dinnar party. right or wrong?

Wrong

Hi guyz

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Monstertrucks:
Wow, May 9 also. Pleased to meet u.

wow, may 9 too

Enugu no dey carry last

I'm nt looking 4 love, i'm just bored

Freemanan:

You should know...
It's a prerequisite!

OK, I ll find out

Freemanan:

Yes....
Are you below 5.5?

I don't know

Freemanan:

Depends... If you have a specialty that is needed in war zones then you will likely be sent.

But if you enter as a graduate, you will be a commissioned officer and will likely be in a office all day... #boring

Well that is not boring to me. Do they consider height?

This lady doesn't get old ni. The word 'stuns' on NL has been overused Pls help

femi4:
no longer in vogue. Even the bride can put on black and the guest on white

Ok

I thought I read on Thisday style that one shouldnt wear white on someone's wedding cos white is suppose to be for the bride only cos it's her day

Flavour and Phyno Lung cancer is real

Freemanan:

The force awaits.... Too few ladies are interested in this venture...

Am I going to be sent to war?

Hmmm

I'm just trying to figure out what Lara will be discussing with them Wen they hang out

Lol

PDP! !!!! Power to the people

What can I say

Eeyah, OP I feel ur pains, sometimes wey my parents shout at me over irrelevant things, it hurts me. But I just get over it by visiting either the romance or literature section of nairaland

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i ve always had interest to join force since i was a kid

funlord:


They deserve a separate billion dollar fine for all those _stupid text messages that they bombard their customers with!

Isiah 27? Get romantic crap? Get baby boo ringtone? Looking for cancer advice? Nonsense!

LolLol

kunle75:


There are many of them here on NL including you and I but mostly an unsong heros,just do the little you can do in your own way and someone who is with a greatful heart like her will sing your song here too.

i have done severally and not new but my only fear is that some people often want to take advantage of you with bad intent.

As I'm unemployed nko

Elosky20:
As the 2015 Batch B corpers are reporting to camp today, let us use this opportunity to share the funniest moments during our various NYSC camping exercise, in preparation to serve our fatherland. let me begin by sharing mine while serving as a 2014 batch A corp member Posted to CROSS RIVER STATE.
During our three weeks camping the soldiers in our camp were onlx. good at dishing out various punishments to corp members who committed various offences, the punishments include:Frog jump, rolling on the floor, and especially press up challenge between corpers and soldiers.
So one morning during morning parade.A soldier wanted to punish a corper with press up for reporting late. so he challenged the corper that they will do the press up together and if he defeat the corper then the corper will do extra frog jump again. so the press up began, after like 120 reps the soldier man was becoming tired but the corper was still very fit. so they did another 30 reps and by this time the soldier was already very tired and about to quit but the corper was enjoying every moment of it. so the soldier gave up but the corper was determined to disgrace the soldier- so he used only one hand and one leg in the air to do more 40 reps, when the other soldier saw that the corper has defeated their colleague they came and chase the corper away but the signaled the end of press up as a means of punishment in our camp. So share yours and lets catch fun.

Lol

Double wahala for dead body

Martins Na old man Na. But what can I say. Football age

Nice one op

Nice one