virginboy1:
The place make sense...Hope food dey .

Meanwhile.

My guy enter boutique with 2k, test trouser of 20k now zip don spoil.

Na #TheMATTER we dey try settle since...

Hillarious!

Factfinder1:
What can I say

Who has heard anything about kano isolation centre...are their covid 19 patients back from sallah break??

Funny u...

SIRmanjar:


I can see u are a sex starved lunatic..Dem no dey tell mad man to comot for express road..After today u will learn a bitter lesson not to call anyone u see hungry online.
Keep rejoicing over another mans misfortune urs is coming with the speed of light.U will surely learn the hard way.

U r pained, yes I know. Get off my mention pls

spinna:
Metal ladder for that matter..see as you finish yourself...sad

Oh my God! I usually see them use that ladder o.
God save all men during the course of discharging their duties.

I feel so sorry for his wife to be. Lord have mercy

Jokerman:


So because you are an insurance marketer, you now think you are better than teachers abi??

If you weren't lectured, would have become a marketer

Oh my God! Why r u so pained like this na? Sorry brother, oya take sweet or come lemme give u a better job. Dm me

Jokerman:


Oh Tayo shut it ....

Tell us any profession that teaching isn't involved.

That's why I dislike ladies that bear Tayo .... Allow schools to open....

Hahahaha, who told u my T means Tayo? But sincerely, we should all pray for God to heal our land speedily rather than argue for schools to re open or not

SIRmanjar:


If I am a hungry teacher may what I am looking for never come to me but if I am not may what u are looking for never locate u and may u lose everything u cherish.
How dare u use such word on me u wicked soul?How can u be happy for another mans joblessness and misfortune?

I see jobless people especially teachers I feel nothing but pity and help them in my own little way..while u are online rejoicing over there suffering.May God punish ur wicked soul.

U guys know that the increasing number will keep on rising if school resumes or not,but all u sadist are just using it to scare the govt from opening school.

You said I'm happy for another man's joblessness right? While they r happy n clamoring for schools to resume so that our children will get sick n die of Covid 19 abi? Out of their own job n salary and our own children's lives, pls oga, tell me which one is more important?

May that curse go back to your head n that of your generation in 1,000,000 fold Mr babalawo. May u and your generation loose everything u have worked for since u cannot express yourself without laying curses. May u sleep on curses n wake up on curses except if what I'm saying is not true as regards the safety of my children being at home. May all the curses fall on u except if my children are not my children. If I'm fighting for d safety of my children, what then is your problem Mr herbalist? May the earth frown at your feet, may every step u take bring to u disappointments from hence forth.
In your next world, u would learn to express yourself without laying curses. Useless fellow

AuroraB:
To think he could be a teacher...

Abi o....

Jokerman:


Lol.... Respect teachers. Infact all professionals are teachers. This is because you must teach someone or an AI...

Moreover what I'm doesn't matter iyawo... Let's try to reopen schools

Gosh! And this one claims to be a teacher? Imagine d grammatical nonsense he is typing?
I'm out of here.

Emax911:
no problem...ur children head is turning to block..

When there are free online classes?
And how does that affect u o. Hungry teachers everywhere. Mtcheww!

Staphylococcus:



We taking about schools here.

LASU will open sametime with markets

Only University students can resume. Secondary n Primary schools should only resume by September. Especially Primary Schools. That's like starting a new session

StagethemTVee:
Schools, especially pricate schools only want the extortion to continue in the name of school fees. No logical government will ask schools to resume at this time. Who will coordinate young children who cant stay safe independently? Many of the tertiary and secondary students will have to travel to various states for school. Does that mean the interstate travel ban will be lifted too. The teaching sector needs to know they are as affected as other sectors too. Ask entertainment and events? Nobody is screaming parties and shows should commence. Open schools and get ready to start reading 5000 daily new cases.

God bless u jare. Good points

Jokerman:


Let schools resume... Open schools now!!! Stop supporting SCAMdemic. I have #350 to buy 1gb that will be exhausted this week, what about next week, a fortnight, 3 weeks after... Lol.. hope you know some teachers are already gathering small kids at different locations in the name of lesson... Please let's try to move around this low cost areas and see for ourselves...

And Online teaching cannot work with kids.. ejoor ma

So many hungry teachers on naira land. Another hungry teacher spotted. Shioor

SIRmanjar:
touote author=martineverest post=90054268]such a selfish thinking

U are the selfish thinker here.
Whether school remains closed or not the numbers will keep increasing in an alarming rate.

What's the point of locking schools down..Did govt lock schools down to protect the school building or children.U and I know it was locked for the safety of children it was closed to stop them from contacting the virus by staying at home safely..Which is good.
But the children u are trying to protect are still moving around freely,Some follow there parents to market, some go on errand to market and mix with different kind of people,some hawk tinz around,while some enter public transport.In all what I mentioned they still go back home with out falling victim to the virus.

Its not as if children are all locked up in there houses in this lockdown.They move around like every other person. So why continue holding them down when they are moving around freely doing nothing and havent contacted the virus.

Some have even joined criminal gangs,while some go around robbing innocent people because of idleness.

The virus is here to stay for a long time..let's learn to leave with it. Becos they can't remain at home for long.

There is no point in locking schools when the children u are trying to save are still moving around.Teachers need to feed.Some last received there salary on Feb.if u are one of them how will u feel..show sympathy.
May people are out of job waiting patiently for schools to resume so they can apply for job.

Another hungry teacher spotted. It's best u go look for business to be doing till a new session resumes by September rather than crying n arguing so hard for govt to open schools now. As a parent, I have zero my mind about 3rd term. My children will only resume school by September. Even if Govt likes, let them open d schools, that's their fucken business. My children r already doing well with their everyday free online classes n we r good with that. Only selfish hungry teachers clamor for schools to open n even if schools r opened, the teachers n school owners should get ready to teach themselves

Sacchi1162:
Open the schools. If you don't want your kid to go, they should stay at home. Some people are actually earning from the schools too. It's not compulsory and moreover some parents want their kids to go to school sef

Speak for yourself pls. No sane parent would want their kids to go back to school because school owners n teachers are hungry. Children often get sick as soon as school opens because they mix with other children who may have one infection or d other, talk more of this Covid Era. God forbid I allow my children resume school now until I'm very sure the cases have gone very low. Those clamoring for resumption r the hungry n selfish teachers n school owners. F_ck them all

Jokerman:
Selfish parents.... If they open schools, you can't ask your children to stay home... No be force... Allow other parents

I know u must be a teacher. Hungry teachers

StrikeBack:
Please that money is demonic
Transfer it to me so I can cleanse it for you

Sharp guy

PopeFlatino:
Who can lend me #2000 to pay #3000 by Tuesday next week please, please my brothers if I don't pay as promised let nothing good come my way.

Please #2k to pay 3k

What Collateral do u have? Will give u but on d condition that u must drop your phone as Collateral. And when i say phone, not a poverty stricken brand ok. If u have IPhone 11, then me.

Laughs in Spanish...... �

obontami:


You seems like a lame virgin boy. I swear to God, I feel like punching you in the face right now.

What a spinless mofo you are! You soft as hell boy!

Bad influence, poster beware

Vyzz:
My gee na virgin

Yes, good to know some guys r still decent at 22

directonpc:
If you were my son and you are naive enough to tell me about something that dumb, I will say you are gay.

Haba! Isn't that harsh? But sincerely, poster got me laughing here

pDudd:


He definitely was.

The ghost needs her man by her side

Funny u

Essenza01:
Jobless husband diaries!!

Here are some guidelines for unemployed husbands with working wives., when you read through with an open mind, you would see it's not she looking down on you, it's just you being smart to be able to have your sanity and getting some advantages while praying for a change.. Hang in there guys, you are not alone, tables turn... you would be fine.

1 - Never discuss your predicament beyond the normal and never show weakness in front of your wife.. "she dont want to see hopelessness"..

2 - buy a lot of noodles, you would be needing it a lot, especially during your strong head periods, you dont win most fights, most fights end with "Oya buy it naa" that's usually when you add the convo to your lost battles ..

3 - your meals majorly come in two options if any
Rice or noodles?
Beans or noodles?
Eba or noodles?

Semo or pounds is too stressful, dont opt to make ... stress was only the surface reason given to you..

4 - sex is usually delayed, when ever you see one just accept and be ready for maybe max two position change, some styles may be banned..

So hilarious but true. May God provide good jobs for all men so they can provide n always be in charge of d affairs in their homes with or without d support of their wives because lack of job n money can destroy a man's ego in his home no matter how much his wife makes him to think less. He will always feel sad

cnonyechi:


You that know your right, how come you haven't sued the government for not giving you parliative. Happy Sunday biko. Igbo amaka.

Because I do not need it. I only spoke on behalf of those who truly needs it

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Keep quiet pls. Does government thank us when we pay tax? So, what's d big deal in quarantining them? Not even up to 100 of them compared to all the BILLIONS Lagos state received as Covid funds. Did they share parliatives to 30% of Lagosians? No, so what have they done with all d billions in their care?
Nigerians do not know their rights. Other Countries pay their citizens to stay at home, here no payment, no benefit as a citizen of this country n yet u thank him for doing his job? Arant nonsense!

Mrlouis:
Ok. There should be a similar poll on how to share Abacha's loot

God bless u

ChizzyBuna:
The gods sent them Dead Fish as Pallative

Funny u

daveFBL:
Finally, I was able to capture a snake alive without hurting it. Its still small, not more than 2 weeks old from the look of things.

The specie happens to be House brown snake, they are non-venomous snakes. You can confirm... Its day 2 with it. But just wondering where I can get pink mice or anything to feed her with. She's a female. I checked for that also.

Hope its not a bad idea?

Not a bad idea at all. Just release d snake in your kitchen, let it feed on d rats, after that, it comes for you.

Designer123:
My doors are usually shut. Do you think this breed of snake is harmful?

Is there any breed of snake that is not harmful?
Just thank your God u saw it n killed it

Inferno001:
....

My brother it is so painful that such things will go unpunished but they have just cost a family a life and grief..it is so sad really sad...for just a lockdown more people have lost their lives due to carelessness from the security operatives than the virus itself..

So sad, may we not be a victim of the mistakes of others in Jesus name

izzy4shizzy:
this is totally unbelievable, u want the govt not to try its use because of your fragile ego? people are dying and all angles must be tried

this is just pure bad belle..

just because we are called Giant of Africa doesnt mean we own africa...

resist the temptation to play politics with peoples lives

God bless u

Mjpem23:
May God no let your killer know peace.

Amen, so sad