Baro:

Cos they already know the winners before the list of Nominees was released

abi ooooo

b) oprah has never been married yet she tells people how to run and manage there home. this is like a porn star going to a virgin for advise on sex. i watched a show in which she blasted this guy for cheating on his wife with a family friend. i do not support cheating but its bad enough coming on national tv thats watched world wide to admit cheating on your wife and ask for forgiveness. but to have an unmarried person talk to u and tell u how to run your home is 'a no goer' for me.

thats the portion i agree with 100%, the only way to preach marriage and co. is my practising it yurself, annoys me when I see an unmarried indidual teaching people abt marriage, lord have mercy

just wondering why hhw is not allowing people to vote on the web,,,

b12 , thats what you need, lots of water,

Trust me, u dont wanna go to kenya now, may be later

should we really be talking abt this?

tree, dont cut me, global warmingggggggggggggg, u need me dam it , lol

whats wrong? are u kidding me

There is no original without a fake, , there is nothing like "the big bang theory", I am sick and tired of science effort to prove everything. We should realize that we as humans can't explain everything,

Nigeria is in the guiness book of records? ? does that really matter to God? as far as I am concerned, world records are not important.The record that really matters, The book of life, thats where I want my name to be, Stay blessed poster

Have u checked ur new mags lately?

Nigeria and its people, the most intricate diverse group to decipher on planet earth, i USE TO LIVE IN OTA, this is shocking and sad, lord have mercy

what is the meaning of all these, ,, ?

yEKINI RASHIDI, the best african ever had

@ poster, ladies that this kind of thread online either got dumped by a dude, lonely or jealous.

single

Cantarpant , with all the spell check tech available online, why ask why?

hilarious, funnny and shocking Is the dude nigerian? I[b] hope not cos him mama 4 village go faint if she sees her daughter in law[/b]

I do not believe that nigeria can beat ghana. Not with the way the "super eagles" are playing, I jsut dont seee us winning, sorry folks

stil representing the real[b] A-town , Abeokuta , [/b]Egba ni le

Its not really fun being single. I feel lonely sometimes , but I realize that u just sometimes have to be alone,

Give her more time to sort things out with her papers,

I was shocked when I heard the news, Nigeria havnt scored a single goal yet in two games at the nations cup. It has never happened before, whats really up people?

let me break it down @MP007

OBASANJO'S PROTECTION FROM RIBADU FUTURE FORMULA, (COMPLETED IN 2006)

1) An AIG is answerable to the IG of the federation

2) creates EFCC which is only answerable to him (obasanjo) the then president

3) doesnt let RIBADU  resign as an AIG, therefore making him answerable to the police commission

4) creates a hole in the EFCC[b], "the chairman of the EFCC is only answerable to the president".duh! RIBADU IS AN AIG  HE IS also answerable to the IG[/b]

5) only the president as the power to fire and hire the efcc boss, duh! RIBADU IS ALSO AN aig, THE IG can fire him 2.(link with 2 and 3)

6) campaigns like crazy to bring a vulnerable and controllable man into power.

7) can't directly fire RIBADU because it will be obvious that he(obasanjo) got something to hide

uses number 1 (aig answerable to IG) LAW, ignoring  number 4

9) ensures that ribadu didnt resign as AIG, that way he would have maintained his post and the president hands would have been tired,

conclusion, Obasanjo is a smart asx.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in Nigeria, The president narrowed the field to three finalists:
the SSS, the Army, and the Nigerian Police force.
The three contenders were given the task of catching
a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist

The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Nigerian police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, " Okay, Okay, I agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?” He spots some Naira on a table and takes it, Once again he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks “Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?” It says "MOSES". The burglar says “What kind of person names his bird Moses??" The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER (DOG) "JESUS".

davidylan:

@ topic . . . yeah just go ahead. Good idea on your part to commit adultery to "save your marriage".
Just a point to note though . . . anytime you're ill or incapacitated please be aware that your wife has the right to commit adultery to "save her marriage" too.

brilliant,

cant decipher the message u tryin to get across,

yOU need DNa proof. But am curious Hafees.I cant decipher why u hate her poor grammar and lack of good education now.Didnt u know she wasnt academically sound when u were "hitting it"? I guess u capitalized on that and it eventually bit ur ass, next time, go for people of ur own class