kollins3:
OMG..... Wen will I be FTC?

When the sun rises in the west and set in the east....when the mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

Sey na baba ijebu pikin be this one

T

kes4glory:
August allawee don show, pls if you don receive make you signify the state and the bank

Guy I don dey sotee I dey lose weight oo

Happy Birthday still so young and so rich

Effective

googlelove:
Mention me if you can write football articles like this.

Any business proposal?

Lol......he get one "even though am a Christian" guy wey dey always troll am, be like say mods don block am.

Khd95:
has anyone on NL ever partronized this bbq seller guy

Lalasticlala

A critic that cannot stand criticisim

post=69625534:
Lol , this coward can't be on Nairaland o, we have been told we are paid to support My President 13,467 here and we IGNORED it all.
Somebody told this one he is being paid to talk against my President and he quickly blocked the person.
Anuofia!
Coward chicken that can't take critism but can talk rubbish about my President 24/7.

Reno omokri giving his #RenosNuggets while a twitter user had a different opinion about his political opposition stand

Although these devices add entertainment to our days, in the long run I think they hurt our quality of life. In the material sense, there is no debate that they improve life—you can make more money with a phone than without one, you can stay in touch with more people, stay up with current events. Below are some detrimental spillover costs, which despite not being able to be seen directly for the most part, overall counteract the benefits of carrying around these soul-devouring pests. Cell phones, iPhones specifically, convolute our lives more than they improve them.


1. You can’t be where you are

One of the key aspects of inner peace is the ability to teach your mind to stay where you are. If you are in your office, your mind should be at the office. Your mind should not be carrying you over to the hot girl on Instagram whose always in Southern France in a bikini (does she ever work, by the way?). Another irksome situation develops when you’re out one night, having a good time up until you discover that your other friends, at some other place, are also having a good time. Say hello to jealousy and FOMO! The mind craves to be in two places at once—which is impossible, yet the insane mind addicted to 21 st century gadgets seems to think it’s not.



2. People don’t pay attention

You choose to unveil your feelings about something deep, hoping to elevate the mundane level of the current conversation. Awaiting your reply, you see that your conversation partner is miles away, sucked in by some dumbass pictures on whatever the latest deplorable app is. Listen—I’m your friend, and we’re here, trying to bond underneath the mutilating struggle that is life. Can we all accept that none of us are doing things that important on the phone, and to save stare-into-phone-act-important times for when we’re actually alone?

3. Charger woes

At least two to three times a week, when my guests arrive at my apartment, it starts like this: “Oh my god! Do you have an iPhone 5 charger? Please, tell me you have an iPhone 5 charger.” Judging by their facial expression, it would seem as though me not having a charger would entail their slow death by starvation. Yes, I have a charger. Relax.

4. Texting has ruined interactions

Via texting, people have turned dumber than toddlers. We, 21 st century humans who pride ourselves on intelligence, place mating and procreation—the future of our existence—on the basis of who knows how to write seductive text messages, and if you’ve really hit the jackpot, maybe even emogi icons.

Read that over again.

5. You drop them and you cry

A cell phone is just another thing that you get attached to, and all attachment will eventually bring you down. It’s very simple. They drop, they crack, you get sad, wonder why you suck, spend money, you drop them again. Buy a new phone, drop it again, talk about it, etc.

6. People always have access to you

You’re having a great time, and some asshole texts you about something you’re just not trying to deal with. You can do what I do—press the lock button, put it back in your pocket and act like it never happened—but it’ll get back to you. You’ll bump into the person whose message you just ignored, for example. Now you’re the asshole, but you technically didn’t do anything wrong!

7. Group texts

Am I the only one who finds these very annoying? I’m not. Right. So why do they happen?

8. Car accidents

Unlike the previous points which revolve mainly on my pontificating egocentrism, this one is actually a fact. After running a Google search I found the estimate to be 1.6 million text-related auto accidents per year. Now, that’s definitely a lie, but however many it is, it’s still too many. Shit, I’ve almost gotten in a few of them myself. And if not car accidents, the traffic! If you notice that when a light turns green in LA, it takes people a minimum three seconds to actually start gassing. 9 out of 10 times it’s because these people are staring at the phone instead of the road.

9. Something very bad is going to happen to all of us…

I might have no idea what I’m talking about when it comes to science, but I can’t imagine keeping this radioactive device next to my balls and head all day is going to cure my future illnesses. I try to take it out of my pocket for as long as I can, so it’s not next to my sacred realm, but what happens is whenever I take it out that’s exactly when work calls storm in, because sometimes life is that way.

10. You will never be happy with the one you have

Apple will always one-up you with the latest thing, rendering the one you just dropped dough on to a useless sack of shit, basically.

www.love.com

The Topic should be "Why we sold our future in Ekiti"

This is why must sectors fail in Nigeria.........it's not my duty syndrome

Ororo

WTF.........I'm not sure he's really the father of that kid, this is too brutal.

ehinmowo:
The other girl has a future FULL of promises.

Illusion at work bro... Check well

This year is also my breakthrough year.......watch out

oluwasegun007:
Whatever evil you do, you must Rape it and not some innocent children...

Abeg no "rape" evil oo

No time

This is a staged arrest by the populist party......
If you know you know

More power to your *censored*

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time

Or if you aren't a politician

rentAcock:
10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets hat which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

It's looking real bruh

But all this grammatical ibeberism

Here we journey to the front page

Dry......except for d imagine that own

It's actually six and a half

Eni duro

I am a scout member. So, with my training, I barged in and got the man arrested. We saw Lateefat on the bed; she could not stand. We took her to a hospital and handed the man over to the police.”

This one got me cracked up...

Why is everyone so excited about the #RoyalWedding?? Haven’t you learnt anything from Game Of Thrones?

belente:
I no see Tammy Abraham why

Loool....Tammy who? Baba no fit make friendly squad sef