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Romance / Re: Steps Before Getting Down by tempestous: 10:22pm On May 12, 2008
[size=15pt]BORING!! Not sophisticated or spontaneous! [/size]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Can You Take This Girl Home To Maama?(pic) by tempestous: 10:17pm On May 12, 2008
@post
dressed like that undecided
Romance / Re: How Do Nigerian Women Feel About Piercings? by tempestous: 3:24am On Mar 06, 2008
Rebellious:

It depends on where the piercing are. Generally, I can't stand guys with piercings but I can manage guys with those who have in on their ear(s). Those that have it on their mouth, nipple, stomach and any other part of their body is a huge turn off.

esp those Emo boys, sometimes i can't even bare looking at it, i tlooks so painful. . .esp when they have it inside their tongue. . ouch!!
Fashion / Re: Cross-dresser Jailed In Nigeria by tempestous: 3:16am On Mar 06, 2008
LOL. . . na wa o. . . Nigeria is under criticism from human rights groups for their laws? i give America less than 2 years to step in. . always "helping" other countries. **roll eye**
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Vs Tuface by tempestous: 2:51am On Mar 06, 2008
clemcykul:

tufaze any day, the guy got me laffn wid his viideo clip *ure my no one* i think i love his style and his natural and humble a rare attribute among super moons/stars
second you on that. . .i love his music, make Naija shine cool cool cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Who's Your Most Sexiest Nigerian Female Celebrity? by tempestous: 2:48am On Mar 06, 2008
Omotola, that's my star right there kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 2:36am On Mar 06, 2008
@sly
omo, you're viewing the thread, now you can have this deranged puppy all to yourself, when she starts making sense, bring her baclk to me so i can teach her what her parents thought was useless: common sense kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:58am On Mar 06, 2008
Winnergal:

Na who dash monkey banana, nobody sabi you o, na for wild forest, them sabi you, TEMPEGOATPHUCKER


I'm still enjoying my popcorn and sprite smiley cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

LOL. . .shey na popcorn you dey enjoy, is that what you call goat c-um now? your popcorn? hehehe. . .na you dash yourself banana, and am here to slap that banana out of your meaty paws cheesy cheesy]

i know you can read. . .its tempestuos. . .i know, your brain damage dey get to you hard. . cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:54am On Mar 06, 2008
henry, toyinrayo/ morenike does not appreciate that tone. . . cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:49am On Mar 06, 2008
henry007:

enough already wit this thread
henry, you know me, i won't stop until winnergirl start making sense. . . . or until i make it to page 20 on this thread. cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:47am On Mar 06, 2008
Winnergal:

Your GOAT brain should have told you that you never start what you cannot finish, ms OBO NLA of the universe!!!
another act of cowardism. . . when you let them off, then they start talking like they were actually making sense. cheesy cheesy cheesy well, they want to keep lying to themselves

like i said, if you stop bleating a lil longer and stop fasting on Goat c-um, we might actually have something to debate on. . . Goat ko Gorilla ni. . . cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by tempestous: 12:38am On Mar 06, 2008
D-reloaded:

blac klion, speak english or stop referring to me.
ROTFLMSBO. . . . in his own mind, he's speaking proper English cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:35am On Mar 06, 2008
eyah, she got nothing else to say. . . man, i hate cowards. . . them dey shut their trap when i start having fun. winnergirl, weting do you? you no get sth else to say? angry angry angry B.S. after you stop admitting, you bet i'll come back and reply you.

damn, girl, before you start spilling sh^t about someone, make sure your secret is well hidden, shogbo. i'll be watching you. . . adios for now. ajoma rira later. sebi emi ati e ti di ore. . .now, we'll yab each other side by side.



an FINALLY out. . . post sth trashy, make i yab you some more jare. it was fun while it lasted. . . but make it more fun so you wnt have to repeat yourself. it's one of your symptoms of your defective brain neurons. . .adios, my friend, we shall collide again!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss


rock n roll
Travel / Re: I Wan Enter Kuwait by tempestous: 12:24am On Mar 06, 2008
@post
rotflmfao. . .omo, you're funny grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy kuwait ko ku go ni

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Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:18am On Mar 06, 2008
nwando:

winnergal follow follow
grow up joo

that will take at least 20 years. . .her brain neurons are already damaged and have atrophied from lack of use. dnt expect any intelligent remark for her. some of us are making it big while she'll keep doing what she's good at.
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:12am On Mar 06, 2008
Winnergal:

eh en. . look at me this demented bitch, i''ve been looking in the mirror too much, i''ve see too much of the phuck

goat, so now i claim everyone is a goat. hahahaha, them dey catch me tete. yes, all my family are crazy, trisomy 21 dey do

them. anything that crawls we phuck them. . . we all phuck in the forest. yesterday

it was still in the lagoon, now we have already moved your location to the forest? Shocked Shocked omo, no wonder we sighed off fast

fast, it was time to go earn money again. nawa oh, well, hunger calls for desperation, no one left behind. they need me

to do the big job because my toto is wild enough for 100 goats in one min, and my mouth, like i said, my goat father

has been practicing with me to make sure i get the job done Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy. now i dey look on Nairaland for them goats to entice.

om ase Embarrassed Embarrassed, i came to Nairaland for advices on how to abort that 8month old baby in my rotten womb.

i am the igwe of motherfuckers, i will give you all my next location so you can all watch how my goat phucking family do our GOATY wild style. . . Cheesy Cheesy Grin

so you're admitting it one by one. . plz continue. . .LMFAO. . .i can't spell a stray trash anywhere, omo, do us all a favor and jump back in the dustbin. . .
omo, if you know what family lineage i came for, you'll never be able to talk to me face to face, lest i send them guards after you. . . . even your dog species will chase you until they finally rid of you. . cheesy cheesy
winnergirl, plz dnt bore me tonight, let's rock and roll like yest. .
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:06am On Mar 06, 2008
Winnergal:

This is to teach you a lesson. The next time you see any of my threads you don't dare open them, This serves you right!!!!! Now you can cry cry cry cry cry You've been insulting people's thread any how before. But this one na lesson for life, you stupid GOAT-PHUCKER!!!! If you don't like the topic, you just have to jump into the lagoon, instead of boring us with stories of how your GOAT MAMA was pucked hard by WILD MAD GOATS in the forest. Now you can continoe crying cry

As for me, i can always post anything i want as long as it does not break any of the laws of this forum. I'm enjoying myself with my popcorn and sprite cheesy cheesy grin grin cool tongue grin

hehehe. . .omo, you actually think anyone is taking you serious. . .ask them NLers, they know me for telling it as it is. .

.make another stupid thread and i'll keep embarrassing you. . .where i s the other thread you made sef, make i pull it up

for them to yab you uselessly again. omo, 17!! shut the phuck up and stop lying, this 5 years old girl. . .your stupidity

dey disgrace your useless a$$. well, they've been teaching you. . .abeg, think of sth to say, i just dey laugh it you. . .the same thing over and

over. its boring, when you want to get into a debate with someone, dnt repeat yourself like a phucked up pussy, its

very boring, we've heard what you do, weting concern me? am i a pastor to redeem you? . . .abeg, let's continue jare, make i make this your thread pas page 20 sef. . .demented bitch cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

and here i thought Nairaland was getting boring, its good to put people in their places. . . seun ban me and i'll always come back for this bitch, winnergirl, welcome your new friend, tempestuous/morenike09/toyinrayo/ bunmitola cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 11:51pm On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

Because you are a GOAT now. Since you say you no dey hear word, i go call you you GOAT PHUCKER so tey you go beg the Lagoon to swallow you

All una family dey craze!!!! I no blame the two of una, na una mama wey phuck 100 mad goats for thick foerest i blame. You will all forever perish in that padded cell--- MR ISI EWU TEMPIDIOT and MS GOATY NWANDO ALIAS EWA DO MI ALIAS MS OBO NLA of the universe!!! These titles are all yours forever!!!!

eh en. . look at this demented bitch, you've been looking in the mirror too much abi, you've see too much of the phuck

goat, so now everyone is a goat. hahahaha, them dey catch you tete. yes, all your family are crazy, trisomy 21 dey do

them. anything that crawls they phuck them. . . now you wan tell me that you guys phuck in the forest abi. yesterday

you said the lagoon, so you guys have already moved your location to the forest? shocked shocked omo, no wonder you sighed off fast

fast, it was time to go earn money again. nawa oh, well, hunger calls for desperation, no one left behind. they need you

to do the big job because your toto is wild enough for 100 goats in one min, and your mouth, like i said, your father

has been practicing with you to make sure you get the job done cheesy cheesy cheesy. now you dey look on Nairaland for them goats to entice.

om ase embarassed embarassed, just dnt come to Nairaland for advices on how to abort that 8month old baby in your rotten womb.

igwe of motherfuckers, where is your next location so i can warn them worried mothers so they'll do a lockdown in that area. . . cheesy cheesy grin
Romance / Re: The Best Way to Break Up? by tempestous: 11:36pm On Mar 05, 2008
ariblaze:

is there a good way to break up?
that's what the poster is asking. . .so is there? tongue
Romance / Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 11:35pm On Mar 05, 2008
somze:

Na una know,

We're all looking for wives though wink grin

Ok dear, got to run to bed.

Cheers!

bye ,hon. seems we see you every month embarassed cheesy less trouble for NL
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 11:34pm On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

MS MORENITONDOBOMI-MS OBO NLA of the universe- USELESS GOATY FADAPHUCKER- YOUR TOTO IS AS WIDE AS OCEAN- GO AND LESBISH PHUCK YOUR GOATY MAMA- ABA MI EDA- DON'T WORRY- THEM GO SOON COME PURSUE UNA COMMOT FOR THAT WILD FOREST INTO THE LAGOON AND NO MORE TO BE FOUND
*yawn* the same thing you said yesterday. . .when you get something new to say, i'll reply. . . think fast before you go off phucking again. . . cheesy cheesy
Travel / Re: Where Is Your Dream Vacation? by tempestous: 11:32pm On Mar 05, 2008
Paris
Hawaii
Germany
India
China
esp Japan
France
Madagascar
cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: The Best Way to Break Up? by tempestous: 11:25pm On Mar 05, 2008
@post
you can tell him:
"what's love got to do with us? who needs a heart when a heart can be broken. am sorry, i dnt want love right now. am scared you'll break it. so we must part ways. just know that i love you, that's why am letting you go" cheesy cheesy

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