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Romance / Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 11:23pm On Mar 05, 2008
somze:

Hey,
I don't know what is going on, i just guessed you were in a fight. wink
So i don't know what is happening or who is involved, anyway that's no issue.

False info? Well that's a new one grin
It seems someone has enough time for your profile information.
LOL. . .it was actually funny. i was expecting the reason to be :offtopic posting.
but what i saw was :
Morenike09, you are banned for false information on your profile

like WTF? well, i no blame the guy sha. . .he's looking for a wife and wants to make sure they're below 76. maybe he was angry that am above 76. eyah
Crime / Re: Hi Everyone I Got This 419 Mail In My Inbox Yesterday. by tempestous: 11:20pm On Mar 05, 2008
Warfy Boy:

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

NA ME SEND AM, ABEG HELP ME SEND BACK DEM DON CLOSE MY BOSS WEY D 4MAT DEY, N I NEED THE EMAIL ADDRESS WEY DEM 4M SEND AM. I NEED AM BADLY!!! TNK You

because You STRANGA 4 NET ABI

rotflmao. . .lol. . cheesy cheesy
Culture / Re: Warning To Nigerian Girls by tempestous: 11:17pm On Mar 05, 2008
@nwando
omo, thanks for the info, jare. what some ppl will do for the sake of desperation
Romance / Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 11:09pm On Mar 05, 2008
somze:

Toyin
It's really ok grin
Meanwhile how come you always get banned, are you fighting on a thread or something?

fighting ke? that's not fighting at all. . .i just dey mess with the girl's head. .
seun banned me for putting false info on my profile. . .76years old. wetin concern him if am 76 or 20 years old?
Romance / Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 11:03pm On Mar 05, 2008
henry007:

wats crackin up in here, its your boi 50 cent henry007, and here its 99%, so HOTT!!
toyin how is lyf?
me thinks you lost your way. . . this is not FORUM GAMES o. . .heheheh grin grin cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 11:02pm On Mar 05, 2008
somze:

Toyin
Which one is it?

Are you married to him or not?

na wa o, tommy u dey try no be small . . . e be like say na amnesia grin

And why were u banned again? What do you do to him sef?
hisssssssssssssssss. . .you're not serious. . .and the answer is no. tommy is just my security guard. i think the guy got knocked on the head, maybe that's why he thinks he's married. .

tommyex:

I FEEL You NOW,i am married to. . . .4give me but i hav 4gotten her name,i ll check my records right away

Somze cheesy,leave my Toyin ooi dey cut anywayeasy
you see? you can't even remember who you're "married" to. . .your toyin ko your tomato ni <long hiss>
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by tempestous: 10:52pm On Mar 05, 2008
eldee:

@morenike
where's toyin now angry angry
guess who just got banned. . banned banned, banned again grin grin cheesy

eldee:

and the minority report says ib will soon be arround wink
eh en, you would know. . .who do you think you're hiding it from. . .shior!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 042 by tempestous: 10:50pm On Mar 05, 2008
adekennis:

@Poster
Are you insane! insane!! insane!!! angry angry angry angry angry
LOL. . .ade, you go kill me o. . .yes, he's insane insane insane!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys-having Periods by tempestous: 10:48pm On Mar 05, 2008
TOYOSI20:

*Boring*
abi o. . .NL is getting boring and boringer with all this pointless threads
Romance / Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 10:47pm On Mar 05, 2008
ahhhhhhhh. . . .tommy, dnt mind me jare. . .but who are you married to again? i dnt remeber saying "I Do"
Romance / Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 10:32pm On Mar 05, 2008
tommyex:

NIKE
no dey mind beefers now,u know now

Somze
kind of,bt not legallyexcept she fit deny me again as usual
legally ko illegaly ni

@somze
dnt mind him jare. . .he does not know what he's saying. . .yes, i just got banned, again. seun does not have anything else to do
Food / Re: What Do You Do When Hungry? Truth Please by tempestous: 5:20am On Mar 05, 2008
!post
i drink a glass of water, that curbs the hunger for a while. . .then later, if am still hungry, i look for fruits to eat
Music/Radio / Re: David's song collection by tempestous: 4:29am On Mar 05, 2008
The Lion King 2 - Not One Of Us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrMRmEeCfJM&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6[/flash]
Music/Radio / Re: David's song collection by tempestous: 4:27am On Mar 05, 2008
my fav soundtrack from LION KING 2

The Lion King 2 - We Are One (English)
[flash=425,355]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glDGAo9SIqs&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6[/flash]
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 3:56am On Mar 05, 2008
D-reloaded:

pathetic thread.
you don't say. . .even the OP poster sef is more pathetic
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 3:56am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

And you don't even have age at all , Do you even know what level means? ABAMI EDA!!! BROTHER-PHUCKER!!!
By the way how did the ISI EWU TEMPE SOUP taste? Did it taste just like her/his rotten PRICK/OBO?
you should answer yourself na, you've tasted them all. . na chicken toto ni o, na rat toto ni o, na chimpanzees toto ni o, you've been through them all like a Chinese buffet
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 3:51am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

Isay close that smelly mouth before flies enter am! Na who give you permission to talk, talkless of smile? Eh, ISI EWU TEMPIDIOT. You better behave otherwise, they will not let you out of that padded cell. Are you still PHUCKING your GOAT brother, even with the chopped off PRICK? Na so you like PHUCK. Why you no let am shit finish now, na wa o you dey sabi phuck person wey dey shit at this time. ISI EWU TEMPPHUCKER
hahahha. . . another information. . .so how long have you been phucking your brother? or do you have your eye on my baby bro too? ashewo, you no get limits. . you just dey open your yansh so them m@gg0ts can crawl in and crawl out abi? haba, no wonder Lagos is considered the dirtiest city in Naija. you've been there and done your business there too? i bet there is no place on the map you have not been too. . .ashew dey waka from my house o. even your dog species will turn away from you. you've disgrace them and lower their levels to flea eating four-leggeds . .
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 3:44am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:

tempestuous leave am.
don't get down to her level
she says she's 17,I think she's 07
lol. . .dnt insult those 7years olds like that. . my little 7 years old sis got more brain than hers. . winnerbitch's full of c-ums cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 3:39am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

How many times have i told this GOAT to stop opening his GOAT mouth smelling of his GOAT sisters rotten ocean wide GOAT TOTOS?

Now you have a GLUED OKO


how many times have you told him? but the last time i heard on CNN, Igwe of Motherfuckers told all goats in the neighborhood to keep their belts off so she'll have an easy acess to give them a Mouth Gig. . . .so now why are you changing your story and telling us that you phcked him when you were actually giving the goat a Mouth Gig. omo, too much of him c-um made you demented abi. you dnt know the difference b/w BJ and Phuck abi? both of them are just eating and drinking to you. . .oma se. . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 3:27am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

Because you are a half GOAT half human now. Why are you ashamed? That's who you are and tha's how you will be addressed and called forever! Why should i call you a BROTHER PHUCKER, MOTHER PHUCKER OR FLIES PHUCKER when you are a GOAT? eh, MR ISI EWU TEMP IDIOT, [b]MR SMALLEST P[/b]RICK of the universe, even in the animal kingdom!!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO. . . OMG!!! am half human half goat, you're half arse half rodent. . .i'll stay a half goat half human any day,. some of us look at ourselves and thank god that we do not become half of what you've become at 17. at 30, you'll stay phucking those goats that you love so much. . .your yansh will try to get wider, unless you have your legs remove. . . cheesy cheesy cheesy

girl, even in the animal kingdom, you reign as the igwe of motherfuckers. the truth hurt, the truth is bitter, you'll stay arguing and stay bleating on Nairaland because you know what you've become, the trashy LovePeddler. no, darling, they've been lying to you when they told you you still got hopes. embarassed embarassed
look where you're leading yourself. stop answer me this, will you seriously let them lie to you that you still got hopes? even paris hilton will close her nose from the reek you give off. . .igwe of motherfuckers, you better turn from your whorish ways. . . find a bridge and jump off of it before your family ends your life for you. feel like you actually did sth reasonable and favorable to all the mothers in your neighborhoods. stop phucking their children and stop disviring those little kids. . grin grin grin

and here i thought Nairaland was boring. . .as you go deeper into each username, there's always a family history to discover. . .sad the winnerbitch's is so horrific. . .i so pity her, same time i just dey laugh my sexy booty off. . cheesy cheesy
Music/Radio / Re: David's song collection by tempestous: 3:16am On Mar 05, 2008
awwwww,David, that's my movie. . .my lil sis always ask me to watch it with her. . ."i want mulan". . am like haven't you watched it before?". . .she's like "but i want mulan, toyin". . .those were the times. . .i soo love mulan. i used to crack on my friend b/c she's Chinese (am like connie,you sure you're not mulan?) . . lol. thanks david, brings back memories.
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 3:00am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

MR ISI EWU TEMPIDIOT atleast Open your GOAT brain now, Since you are even blind to read them and deaf to hear, the titles are yours forever, from generation to genertion, It will never be cancelled, Your GOAT mother is phucking you, as you are writing now, that's how bad you need the phuck, because you are A BAMI EDA
open your goat brain. . .now that was bizzare, i was expecting you to say open goat pussy since that's what you wake up with and sleep on. . . first na goat sister, now its goat mother, igwe mother fucker, you no get sth else to say? omo, abeg, quickly sign off and go phuch that goat in your backyard. . .seems he's missing you and you're missing him. . .b/c you just dey yearn goat. . . goat ko oat ni. . . cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 2:52am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

Why una dey reject una hard earned titles now? MS OBO NLA of the universe and MR SMALLEST PRICK even in the animal kingdoms!!!! The titles are forever yours from generation to generation. A won ode You cannot escape them!!!
in another word. . .you're afraid someone will try to steal your title. . .omo, no fear, no one can be a tramp as you. . you should even get the nobel peace price for going into kenya and opening your legs peaceful so they'll stop phucking them small pikins. . .igwe of motherfucker, them kenya boys dey bow down to you and scream your name day and night : Igwe of Motherfucker, Igwe of Motherfucker!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy look, the tramp is already blushing. eyah
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 2:44am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

What a PHUCKED UP L[/b]IAR you are!!!! [b]YOU WERE PHUCKED NON-STOP FOR DECADES in the forest and yet you still dey yan rubbish hear. Why not be broat of your status as MS OBO NLA of the universe! daughter GOAT of a bitch GOAT in fact this title is reserved for you forever and ever
no, honey, that name has already been occupied for you since day 1 when you first came out crying. . .your dad welcomed you by sticking his phallus into your mouth(and he still continues to do so ). why do you think your mouth is so big. them dey lie to you that it was genetics abi!! see your family. . .see how them dey rendezvous all over the village. them don't get tired abi.
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 2:36am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:

oya winnergal calm down biko
I can't last 4 days lipsrsealed
that won't caught it. . .she wants to hear you say 365days/24 hrs. . . then you can break her record cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Question For the Ladies. by tempestous: 2:32am On Mar 05, 2008
lol. . .no blame the man na
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 2:31am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:

Ok we hear you

but make I ask

why all caps like them 419 alhaji Dan Bauchi's son looking to transfer moni
today na today

LOL. . .she wants to scream louder so she can be heard. . .winnerbitch, we get it, you like to phuch and phuch until your pussy whole turns to a galaxy (if it hasn't). . . see how she keeps bleating. . . now that's shior. . .abused motherfucker. . . cheesy cheesy cheesy maybe if you just once, just one time, close your yansh, you would not be smelling sth rotten!! cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Question For the Ladies. by tempestous: 2:28am On Mar 05, 2008
freewilly, omo, this is funny. . . well, i think its wrong. well, just because i love him does not mean i have to toture him. . and i dnt expect my man to sh^t when am bathing either. . oh my word!! this thread is funny!!
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 2:06am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

You have both the male and female genitals so theres no need for you to go gay, Keep phucking your GOAT brothers, Aba mi eda
ohhhhhhhh, so that's your problem. . .you have both male/female genitals. . no wonder you keep talking/ daydreaming abt pussies, yet keeps phucking c^cks. . . eyah, so what do you expect us to do? pitify you becaue there's nothing more we can do. . .them sexual YIMs you get are not helping you to find release abi? go around your swamp and keep _________ them bushboys

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