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Food / Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by tempestous: 2:00am On Mar 05, 2008
Gamine:

AWW embarassed embarassed
tried evrything, im only getting thinnnerrr cry cry cry cry cry
LOL. . .you have very fast metabolism. . . .can be good, can be bad. but dnt eat too much food with sweets and fats and too much meat, no matter how skinny you are, it can become a health risk
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 1:56am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:

My dear I saw her describing you with a dangling yekini.
chei,the thing don enter the girl head all she sees is abunna big and small
I no go die for nairaland
lol. . .you see, the girl is going crazy and hot over my username. . .she's trying to know how big or small is it so she can enter. . .but what she dnt know is not everyone practice homosexuality
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 1:51am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:



no she won't.
The girl get strength like jackie.
By her own admission she can last 4 days without bathing an eye
Olumo rock is her middle name

you forgot to add Goat et P^ssy. . .she loves them cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 1:50am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:

This kain 17 year old wey rotten from womb
chei
You should have just come out plainly and told nairalanders your main purpose was a thread to advertise you female abunna and your "knowledge" with goats.
abi you mad say ya 4 day old sexcapade no yield results?

do your people know what you do for a living?
ewu marathon

na short man you dey look for?
you sabi lagos lagoon well well
you sabi goats and humans
what else do you need? grin

LOL. . .no mind her, she dey look for any man. . . as long as he gots the prick. . .this girl just dey look for everywhere to phuuck. . .well,its unfortunae that her mom left her alone one night with her daddy. . .sad, that he keeps abusing her until she got the idea that the world revolves around a pussy. . .see how she dey yearn for it. . .omo ita omo oshi. . .
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 1:47am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

GBA!!!!

You are the one phucking ya sister na. That's why she doesn't need to go about with other animals in the forest. You've phucked her so tei her TOTO is wide and DEEP as an OCEAN. In fact you didn't need to abort the GOAT babies, because you need them to satisfy your 1 mm small KINI

**yarn** another misinformed biarch. . . so let me set it str8 for you. when someone says my lil sis would have slapped the sh^t outta you. . it does not mean you phuch them. is this what you've been led to believe all along? eyah. . .no wonder you were so anxious to jump into a bush with that bushboy and phuck him for 4 days. omo, your head is full of c-um. now all you can think about is p^ssy. . .how deep it is, which pussy it is (seems you've been in the goat p^ssy too often)
one 1mm small kini ko 1mm small konla ni. . . omo, stop daydreaming abt how big or how small it is. . moi, i dnt go gay, so dnt get your hopes up wink
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by tempestous: 1:37am On Mar 05, 2008
eldee:

told u the whole of nland was wired grin tongue tongue
awwwwww, eldee, me thinks you've been looking for me all along? so where is ibkaye? where did you tie her? angry angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 1:33am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:


Na who dash monkey banana, who gave you the authority to open that mouth smelling like your sister's rotten OBO? Better close your that latrine before them descend on you, IBetter go and meet your GOAT SISTER to give you a taste of her ocean OBO, Before your watering mouth overflood all of you.
who dash monkey banana? so you no dey yarn about the goat again? hmmmmmmmmm!!! what a fucken idiot you are!! my sister's rotten obo? so you expect my baby sister to go rot around with them boys like you've been doing? as it turned out, it's been running in your family since your own mother did not have the sense to go looking for you while you were fornicating for 4 days? or was it your father you were fornicating with that she no care? it just amazes me how you're 17 and yet loves to talk about how rotten your obo is. . . yet, it'll not surprise me if you pull up a post about your unwanted pregnancy.
even my 7 years old sister, who is 10 years less than you, would have slapped the sh^t out of you for all the m@gg0t you've been spilling out. girl, its because of hoes like you, that can't seems to get it through their c-um filled skull that fornication is not the way to upbring their childhood, hoes like you that brings down the reputation of them Yoruba. . .them we dey wonder why them igbos dey talk trash about you people. . .
omo,plz, enlighten us, how many perfum of obo have you been sniffing around like cocaine? you've mentioned one: rotten. what other do you care to share?
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by tempestous: 1:21am On Mar 05, 2008
eldee:

tooooyyyiiin grin kiss
LOL. . .now how did you know? angry grin am i being spied on?
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 1:12am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

I don't blame you at all i give all the blames to your mother who was was phucked hard by 100 GOATS in the dark forest, she gave birth to a goat like you, Abami eda, you've been banned from your village and no village will accept you, not even the forest, olriburuku
misinformed again. . .well, its the likes of little children. . . this girl just dey yarn goat. . goat . . goat. . .which one are you sef? monkey? rat? well, you can be anything you want. . this is the internet. its sad that you just choose to be a whiney little _______ you can complete that. you know what you are. . . cheesy cheesy next time ,make it more interesting you hear. . .make it 10 days you were phocked and his c^ck blew off. . oloshi.
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 1:01am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

LMAO childish? Who is being childish here? Pele o old cargo like you. Am waiting desperately for that nonsense pst of yours. That's if you have the gutts to post it, If you do, you are a fool, and if you don't, you are even a bigger foo, Afool at 40 is a fool forever, Oloshi!!
you know i just love it when people tell me my age. . .last night on the other thread, the other monkey said am lying b/c i put 76 as my age, then seun banned b/c he think am not really 76, now this idiotic fool is infering that am 40. . .hahaha. . omo, if i have the gutss to post it? my gosh!!! when will you finish middle school sef? is that what you and your little friends say to each other when she refuse? "if you have the gutts" "stop being a chicken". . .

you know, i have to give you credit that you're actually using an ounce of grey cells here. . .your last thread was completely rubbish. . "We phocked for 4 hours and his privates wnt ejaculate". . .omo, so your mom know you've been going around the bush with them boys to get bleeped? and she let you out for four days? well, what can i say. . .our modernized world is not so modernized after all. when our kids should be in school learning, they're running behind the bushes to get phocked. oma se, back then they'd have beaten the hell out of you. trash girl!! make him phock you 10 more days, then your toto would get bigger, if it can get any bigger
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:51am On Mar 05, 2008
4Him:

tempestous . . . wetin now? wink allow winnergal to ask her questions, we all go through that phase.
yes ma sir!! grin grin am returning your favor, i got the card. . .thanks again.
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:49am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

If you don't like my TOPIC, why don't you BACK THE HELL OFF. It is MY post and i have the DAMN RIGHT(what is definitely not in your dictionary) to reply!!!!
child child child, go back to the nursery and read those "Cinderella" children books. . .your topic is not the matter of like or dislike, it's the matter of it actually making sense. . .and why would i back the hell off when i thought it charitable to give you an advice, dnt tell me you dnt need it.

Winnergal:

Is there anything wrong in discussing why short men love to date tall women? Abi you got up from the wrong side of the bed this morning?
girl, what the Bleep is wrong with you. . .why the hell are you blowing hot hElL over a simple advice? seriously, just because you're 17 does not give you the priviledge to act with such nonsense.
now stop with this attitude before i get pretty nasty on you. . . and here i was thinking of leaving you to your post. dnt post sh^t to make me give you the reply you've been wanting all along. girl, stop acting like a drama queen. man, i fucking hate it when they act this childish. . .abeg, watch what you post next. .
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:33am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

I'ts not for people like me, but for the likes of GOATS like you who don't know the way to their Goats prison yards
but for gutter rats like you that know their way to the swamp
omo, you best calm your @$$ down, when you make a thread, be always prepare to take the criticisms that comes along with it. diff folks diff strokes. what you think is worth wondering about might be worthless to others. . .you get?
you tell your opinion we tell ours. . .like you said, if you dnt like what we're posting, just ignore it. . .
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:29am On Mar 05, 2008
Gamine:

Omo, na crime to Wonder?

pesin no fit wonder??

who said pesin no fit wonder. . .
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:26am On Mar 05, 2008
Winnergal:

What is my business if your [b]P[/b]ussy is [b]M[/b]ad at [b]S[/b]omething? Go to the Lagos Lagoon as fast as you can, This might be your last opportunity.
seems you've been to the lagos laggons. . .so how was it? you made it back alive? see your mouth wey dey yarn lagos lagoon. . .lagos lagoon ko lagos wagon ni
Music/Radio / Re: David's song collection by tempestous: 12:22am On Mar 05, 2008
eldee:

don't mind alicia jare, she was only jealous because i was with rihanna most of the time, she tot i was cheatin on her grin grin

LOL. . .oogbadun. you're not serious. jealous ko joloff rice ni

plain white t's hey there deliah
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Nairaland / General / Re: Today's My Birthday! Any 4th March In The House? by tempestous: 12:16am On Mar 05, 2008
@post
am not march. . . but. . how can i not say



[size=25pt][center]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!![/center][/size]
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:15am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:

bia this girl.
We've turned your yeye thread into an instant hit and you're still huffing and puffing?
but can she blow the house down? cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Father Sleeping With Daughter by tempestous: 12:12am On Mar 05, 2008
R-Dynamite:

Mind the way you agree with my point next time. tongue
omo calm down. . .dnt jump at every post. . . dnt want you to get heart attack now. yes, this is morenike
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by tempestous: 12:09am On Mar 05, 2008
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:05am On Mar 05, 2008
Busta:

makes them feel taller!
really? when the women have to bed down to kiss them or hug them?
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by tempestous: 12:01am On Mar 05, 2008
nwando:

So gamine you too?
didn't you say Igbo girls were money hungry.
I agree though if a man has moni all his flaws are wiped out. grin
Look at Jay z and Beyonce,beauty and the beast I call them.
Money can correct anyman's physical flaws
So men,if you no get am for height and fineness,at least get moni grin

@nwando,
its human nature to be hypocrites. ideas are meant to be changed, she's simply doing something natural. .
Events / Re: How Necessary Are Big Weddings? by tempestous: 11:37pm On Feb 27, 2008
@post
not very
Music/Radio / Re: David's song collection by tempestous: 11:35pm On Feb 27, 2008
Inside Your Heaven-Carrie Underwood
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love this song kiss yes!! go Carrie!! love ya kiss
Music/Radio / Re: David's song collection by tempestous: 11:30pm On Feb 27, 2008
[size=15pt]Enchanted l Carrie Underwood - "Ever Ever After"[/size]

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Romance / Re: I've Not Been Able To Meet Much Girls That Match My Intelligent by tempestous: 11:28pm On Feb 27, 2008
doyin13:

na wa ooo. . . .

why the phantasmal antagonism grin

if you no look dico then u are intelligence
huh? anyways, ok.
Romance / Re: I've Not Been Able To Meet Much Girls That Match My Intelligent by tempestous: 11:20pm On Feb 27, 2008
babaearly:

I've Not Been Able To Meet Much Girls That Match My Intelligent

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]nigerians una go kill person oh!!!

and morons like you wonder why some of us prefer not to put pix on our profiles. . .
Romance / Re: Should Our Boyfriends Assist Us Financially Without Us Having To Ask? by tempestous: 11:14pm On Feb 27, 2008
doyin13:

wetin be your id before you take this one?
hmmmmmmmmmmm!
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by tempestous: 10:57pm On Feb 27, 2008
eyin, omo yoruba, ekasan, se dada ni gbogbo yin wa. grin
Romance / Re: Should Our Boyfriends Assist Us Financially Without Us Having To Ask? by tempestous: 10:52pm On Feb 27, 2008
huh?

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