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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 4:25pm On May 10, 2017
majekdom2:
ok, let's call it junior manager. grin but not in grade . I never said it was a job description, it's a position as you said status as such there are limited responsibilities compared to that of a confirmed employee. Ok, I understand, your point is NLNG is looking to recruit "Graduate" employees and not Trainees as people see it as there can be Trainee Senior Managers at sometime in an organisation grin

you're trolling now...If you think you are going to make manager in 2 years you're dreaming lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 1:31pm On May 10, 2017
majekdom2:
at least it is glorified grin . I am not sure "trainee" with that years of experience is grin . If the description has manager, it means the individual is being reported to by some Folks and is responsible for some actions and decisions. I want to believe it's more challenging than a trainee role.

LOL

from my understanding, it is not a supervisory role.

You manage the relationship between HR and the employee...The term 'trainee' is not necessarily a job description. It is a description of status within a company usually immediately after employment and prior to confirmation.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 1:13pm On May 10, 2017
majekdom2:
You can search with the position name. HR. Account Manager. I know for sure sky is that starting point if you are truly brilliant and smart in Shell. I can't say about NLNG.

Thanks for clarifying...Your friend is not a liar and neither are you.

Allow me to explain.

A HR Account Manager is the glorified description of a HR Client Services officer...the role is likened to that of a relationship manager in a bank...job description has manager, job grade is not a manager.

The HR Account Manager is basically your HR Account Officer...I personally know a Senior Officer seconded to Shell as HR. Account Manager...said officer is not even close to being manager in parent company.

smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 9:29am On May 10, 2017
ceetee:

I never talk in code. What u see is what u get....it was just a football joke.

I understood the joke...it was speaking only of myself.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 9:29am On May 10, 2017
majekdom2:
should I share the linkedin profile with you?

Please do
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 8:21am On May 10, 2017
ceetee:

Ok fair enough. But imagine if you said
"My prayer is that the new guys will be in by the time ARSENAL begin their title defense..."
Everyone will just pack their bags and go home. Cos the successful ones are not yet born...... grin

I didn't....this talking in code is tiring....the information is out there and if you choose to disbelieve it's up to you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 8:20am On May 10, 2017
majekdom2:
which approval grin ? It's no graduate trainee anymore. I know a friend in shell that's a manager now. I am not sure she will want the position of a trainee even if na double salary. Our "lawmakers" are turning the industry into something else. I hope what it is now with Venezuela won't be the case in a short term.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/napims-shell-total-agip-disagree-selection-gas-projects-10bn-lng-trains-7-8/

I'm not saying you are lying but there is no way a person who was only qualified to be a graduate trainee could be a manager in Shell within 4 years....maybe your friend is telling porkies grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 8:14am On May 10, 2017
ceetee:

So if they don't win the league we are finished. cry

To be fair Tottenham aren't going to catch Chelsea in this lifetime...I'm only saying this because I am a Gooner.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 12:49pm On May 09, 2017
CheGueveraMx9:
Candidates that have undergone medical exams (medicalisted), candidates that were put on the waitlist (waitlisted)




My general understanding is that if medicals were successful, an offer letter should follow...and should there be openings, wait-listed candidates could be contacted.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 9:13am On May 09, 2017
Crr7:

What about this, master?

I honestly don't understand any of these terms...plain English please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 8:03am On May 09, 2017
My prayer is that the new guys will be in by the time Chelsea begin their title defense...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 11:49am On May 05, 2017
chloride6:
I hope this Nlng stuff isn't anyone's plan A.

I have never heard of any recruitment process as long as this.

Infact the ONLY ONE I knew ended in bad taste.

My friends was accepted by shell. She EVEN PASSED the medical and was awaiting the offer only to be asked to forget about it after 2 years.

Sharp girl had gone for her Masters, joined spie. Last I heard she had moved to Total.

Be wise.

Why don't you guys get a newspaper editor to follow up this case. This would make one hell of an editorial and would evoke a response from Nlng.


Those that were successful have been quietly rejoicing in the last one week...read between the lines. No need for Higi Haga

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 1:45pm On May 04, 2017
CheGueveraMx9:
The satisfactorily adjudged having satisfied most/all prerequisites, depending, require offers of contract from the jury angry . Then satisfaction would ensue both ways….. tongue


What sort of contract offer would prove suitable were you to be asked?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 10:18am On May 03, 2017
CheGueveraMx9:
hmmm, this "successful" term is borrowed.

More like: if you were previously "adjudged satisfactory", then your continued "satisfaction" is assured? grin Congratulations grin grin grin



If you were adjudged satisfactory, the satisfaction is not for you to enjoy...
Career / Re: Mass Sack By Etisalat Nigeria by thegreengooner(m): 5:27pm On May 02, 2017
Partnerbiz:

What do u mean bro?.how?

He was employed by EMTS Staff Multipurpose...basically he was a staff of Etisalat Cooperative....His employment was terminated by ESMCS Limited....I assume they merged into a separate organisation. Notice the slightly different logo.

At no point was he employed by Etisalat Nigeria. At best he was a service contract staff...this means the service was contracted to ESMCS who would then provide resources to perform the tasks required.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 3:50pm On May 02, 2017
Crr7:
Lol... You only owed us a duty of care. #Respect

I T R E C

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 3:36pm On May 02, 2017
Crr7:
The rate at which you are viewing this thread, either you say something or we give up on you.
Thegreengooner has redeemed himself, unto you boss...

I didn't know I was owing!
Career / Re: Mass Sack By Etisalat Nigeria by thegreengooner(m): 3:14pm On May 02, 2017
I am sorry but I don't think I see any employment letter from Etisalat...legally Etisalat did not sack you.

I pray you get a new and better job soon.

God bless

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 11:54am On May 02, 2017
CheGueveraMx9:
cry Say something i'm giving up on you...


grin grin grin

If you were previously successful, then your continual success is assured. Congratulations.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 11:53am On May 02, 2017
baddo:


Well said

This is the true reason why NLNG is delaying on this recruitment. If this bill is passed all mentioned in the dailies will come to pass. Now that is going to be the fate of a lot, the loss of an opportunity to have been recruited.


Faith right now for most is that at the end you will be among those who will be selected.


The lawmakers have put NLNG in a state of confusion as to what business decisions to take. Recruitment is one of them but not top priority at the moment. Survival is.

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/4586023_img5188_jpegc6f7121129a744b62b70f54b03ffd7d9




This is false....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 11:07am On May 02, 2017
Congratulations.

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Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by thegreengooner(m): 5:03pm On Apr 27, 2017
LadyGuinivere:

Uncle mbok can I comman carry bag for you ? cheesy I promise to be a good assostant abi PA grin

Missionary journey wey don end tey tey.... grin
Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by thegreengooner(m): 3:26pm On Apr 27, 2017
LadyGuinivere:

Guy! It haff tay? Your phone loss abi data too cost? tongue

Hahahaha

Same phone, cheaper data...

Was busy looking for dollars for a 'missionary journey'.

Long time no see...
Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by thegreengooner(m): 12:00pm On Apr 27, 2017
Victor4FMLE:

What kind of visa can someone get to enable him have work permit.

I perceive that your intention is to migrate to the USA. You have come to the wrong thread for this.

This thread is for Visit Visa only.
Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by thegreengooner(m): 11:21am On Apr 27, 2017
Victor4FMLE:

Yes he does. And he wants me to come for a visiting so that we could talk. That's y I am asking abt the visiting visa

You do not need to visit America to talk to your uncle; you can talk to him on the phone....you're welcome!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 10:20am On Apr 27, 2017
sexyjob:
what happened to tomorrow?

You mean today?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by thegreengooner(m): 2:59pm On Apr 26, 2017
Tomorrow
Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by thegreengooner(m): 12:23pm On Apr 18, 2017
I was 24 when I attended my first solo US interview...I was very single with no intention of getting married.

The issue of marriage did not come up once....visa was approved.

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Crime / Re: Newly Employed Driver Absconds With His Boss' Car In Surulere, Lagos (Photo) by thegreengooner(m): 9:26am On Apr 18, 2017
gwng:


EVEN 'COMPREHENSIVE INSURANCE' COMPANIES INSTALL TRACKERS. grin grin

A stolen vehicle can be DISABLED WHILE IT IS BEING DRIVEN AWAY. The first concern of ANY THIEF WHO STEALS A CAR IS NOT HOW TO CHECK/REMOVE A TRACKER IN THE CAR, BUT RATHER HOW TO GET IT TO A 'SAFE' PLACE. With appropriate security help, a vehicle CAN BE RECOVERED SAME NIGHT ITS STOLEN OR A DAY AFTER (THAT IS IF THE OWNER IS NOT ABLE TO DISABLE THE CAR WHILE IT IS BEING DRIVEN AWAY).

We install trackers for #27K ONLY: 09053629992.

I've never had my insurance company install trackers...it is not within the remit of their responsibility. They are simply trying to avoid paying out should any claims arise.

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss Sister Can Do Whatever Pleases Her - Kemen by thegreengooner(m): 11:00am On Apr 16, 2017
Donjazzy12:

Another funny skit. How do you know he penetrated her?
Have you realized that everything you have been saying so far is based on her own account? She said this, she said that? O boy make woman no send you on a journey of no return one day. You are yet to understand how manipulative a woman can be. People like you easily fall prey to manipulative women. In a court of law, she won't stand a chance. Because if what you said is true, she claimed she was not aware of what happened until she was shown the video, so how can she claim rape? Everything happened under the sheets . What is the proof that he penetrated her with his fingers? And she still did not wake up. Question for you: Where is her proof that she was penetrated?

Based on your position, do you ask your wife for permission to touch, kiss and make love to her. Do you obtain your kids permission before removing their clothes to bath them? Because if you don't, you have crossed a line and is liable for sexual harassment and or rape!

Sorry I can no longer respond to you. Have a nice day.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Sister Can Do Whatever Pleases Her - Kemen by thegreengooner(m): 10:05am On Apr 16, 2017
Flamzey00:
She is jealous cos kemen gets more attention than her blacksmith sis. Kemen is just a cool dude wey conji mess up for BBN.; Tboss "White witch" should beta face her private jets boifwend and free Kemen alone.. That guy still get future.

This comment is what is wrong in Nigeria.

Konji should never mess you up. As a real man you must learn to exercise self control.

If you listened to T-Boss when she spoke about the private jets you would have heard her say that she didn't accept their overtures so in no way would she be tripped over N25m.

Keywords: Did Not Accept Overtures

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss Sister Can Do Whatever Pleases Her - Kemen by thegreengooner(m): 10:02am On Apr 16, 2017
UgojiC:


Ok. Point noted


Less I forget pls what's your take on the apology he rendered. Thanks

The apology is accepted no doubt, but the issue remains that his disqualification should ordinarily exclude him from associated publicity.

Disqualification is not equal to Eviction from the house.

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