Just read this Scary thread about alcohol...thats it for me; NO MORE READING!!!

How Allah be great with such barbarity?

I doff my hat for the contributors to this forum/thread. You guys are talented mechanical engineers and dont even know it!

double08: Thank God for his life,he was probably high and did not know that he was moving to fast and highness plus AC na bad combo

this guy...you dey talk from experience!!!

I no go lie...if i dey check out, i no go mind these female soldiers being the last thing i see

is this still available?

very nice. Price?

is this negotiable?

any pics?

Whats with all these PHOTOSHOPPED images?
the light and shade effects are terrible....

Did anybody catch the most important phrase in the advert? "I DONE UPGRADE TO MTN".

This is a classic piece of work. Kudos to MTN and Madame that thought of this idea.

Keep Winning!!!

is this vehicle still for sale?

Abagworo: Yes majority of Nigerians are corruption free but however many if given the opportunity would engage in corrupt practices.

this sums up the the thread!

I wonder what all these commentators are ranting about...when NITEL was dealing with us nko?

Very good use of a Nairaland thread.

This traditional leader is an Opportunistic Sick F***

My GOSH!!! I need to meet some of these nairalanders o...send me your control

kokoye: I dont know if you believe in God...but even He shows favoritsm.

Life is not fair..nothing will change that.

The prayer is to find favor with the people who matter...

Well Spokern...i testify!!!

Headmistress...

hardbody: why them no dey ever get vacancy for wetin me i study sef? Abi my course is out of vogue?

Did you study Botany or Forestry?

This is a commendable feat by Offa residents!

aadetoyin: As soon as he can afford been independent financially and when he is sure he is not getting an apartment for mischievous reasons.

Well said! Financial independence can be in the form of paid employment or business enterprise. However moving out will bring maturity you never imagined your way.

These scammers never stop. I Was roped into this same dubios scheme mid last year.

Upon arrival at the venue i immediately knew they were scammers. How can you be promising me 8 million naira per annum and yet the entire furniture in your office is from 1960's?

Next thing they said was part of my salary must be used to buy shares in the company (that is not registered on NSE) and i should send them a committment for an initial down payment even when i never get the so-called job.


Naija youths God direct your steps...Amen.

[size=14pt]Nowadays all the TV stations are playing obscence music videos[/size]

Has anyone noticed the disturbing trend of tribalism being exhibited on Nairaland lately? The thread below is just a tip of the Iceberg (or Ice block in naija terms).


"Assuming boko haram has moved on to lagos, you Igbos forget that, there are more ibos in lagos than yorubas, if we are to believe your notorious chest-beating.
I bet BK are just coming to lagos to help reduce the huge populations of ungrateful "alarus" in our region.
I wonder where ibos will run to if Boko haram starts killing them in Lagos. Prolly ibadan, abeokuta, akure ati bebelo. They sure wouldn't run back to their "Land of the rising sun".

pDude: The only thing I miss is my guitar which I was able to play for hours on end without any distractions.


The things I don't miss are:
1. The loneliness; coming home to my tiny flat with no one there to say hello and welcome me.

2. The endless days and nights of congee

3. Earning my salary and not knowing what to do with it because my needs were so simple, therefore going to spend it on nkwobi and beer.

4. Not being able to eat good home-made food and eating all kinds of junks sold in canteens.

5. The useless girls who were always trying to distract me when all they have to offer is their expired kpekus

6. Being broke at halfway of the month because of frivolous spending on useless things.


Overall, I prefer marriage.

i greet you...well said!

Thanks for the update. i guess the vibration was quite unusual for such a post. pls dont castigate him

2.2 m ?

Vector the viper without a doubt.

He live your whole body Diverse...that is Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba!!!

you are on a long thinnnnng!!!