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Romance / Re: This Is What Happens When You Force A Man To Marry You. Pics by thereturnoflucy(m): 9:31am On Jun 25, 2016
IYANGBALI:
See as the man resemble seun and the woman resemble VickyRotex
It seems only u know how Seun and VickyRotex looks....and honestly this is kinda stale....

ikbnice:
The man be like- you're the one that really want this, so I don't care.
The lady better watch out, if he's doing this in public, only God knows the kinda humiliation she would suffer at home.
the lady is in for some deep shit

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Fashion / Re: Finalists For Cross River Most Beautiful Girl Pageant Holding Today by thereturnoflucy(m): 9:14am On Jun 25, 2016
Who beauty pageant help.. .

for better tori check my signature

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Airforce Acquires 10 Helicopters Awaiting 10 Other Training by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:50am On Jun 25, 2016
Nice....but honestly we need more

kindly check my signature
Religion / Re: Pastor Kumuyi And Wife Visit Osinbajo In Abuja by thereturnoflucy(m): 10:28pm On Jun 24, 2016
Oh...they didn't go to his church...that means he needed one help.


Weird but critical
Romance / Re: Unclad Man Trying To Have Sex With A Statue (photos) by thereturnoflucy(m): 10:19pm On Jun 24, 2016
So one doctor or psychologist would say its just a mental problem.

Na lie

Aye lo she

"Witches have ruined his life and the problem is the witches are dead so now way out"

For a guy to wanna drill a statue he surely drills rats and rodents.

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Webmasters / Re: Reasons Why You Should Date A Blogger by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:05am On Jun 24, 2016
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Politics / Re: N4.7B Poll Cash: Three Mansions Traced To Fayose’s associate - EFCC by thereturnoflucy(m): 6:57am On Jun 24, 2016
I know it is clear witch hunting though you only witch hunt witches....and am also kinda less moved cause it is Fayose and I feel direct impact of his recklessness.

In Fayose's world once bitten ain't twice shy.


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Crime / Re: Omisore Got N1.3bn From Dasuki Funds —EFCC by thereturnoflucy(m): 8:41am On Jun 23, 2016
Fayose is boss...he got more

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South African Policeman Flees Snake Screaming And Shouting Like A Girl by thereturnoflucy(m): 11:34am On Jun 22, 2016
really funny
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Kpotum Idris Meets With Osinbajo In His Office. Photos by thereturnoflucy(m): 11:08am On Jun 22, 2016
sooooo make we go chop grass abi.
Celebrities / Re: Eucharia Anunobi Now A Prophetess & Deliverance Minister (photos) by thereturnoflucy(m): 10:48am On Jun 20, 2016
Nothing is impossible. Though I won't let those hands on me
Business / Re: Has The ATM Ever Short-paid Anyone Before? by thereturnoflucy(m): 8:00am On Jun 08, 2016
zeyheed:
It gave me 11k instead of 12 @ ado

Ado sha
Politics / Re: Navy Arrests Co-ordinator Of Niger Delta Avengers by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:59am On Jun 08, 2016
megainvest:
1. OBJ in closed door meeting with PMB in aso rock.
2. GEJ meets PMB in aso rock.
3. GEJ in London.
4. PMB in London for treatment of ear infection.
5. VP in negotiation meeting with South south Governors.
6. FG orders withdrawal of troops from Niger Delta.
7. Navy arrests coordinator of ND avengers.
Who is being fooled?

I wonder oh. In a government of deceit expect nothing less
Politics / Re: Yobe: Boko Haram Attacks Kanamma by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:49am On Jun 08, 2016
When you build a country on religion and political figures we can't but have miscreants and fanatics in our midst. If and only if Nigeria is a country with the citizens having the country at heart then we can think of being a great nation. But a country based on scoundrels who call themselves politicians like buhari,Jonathan,tinubu,obasanjo e.t.c and also selfish and bigoted religious leaders that I won't mention their names Nigeria can't move forward.

Boko haram is just the fruit of a failed system.
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Donjazzy Meet Jay-Z In New York (HD Photos) by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:49am On Jun 08, 2016
Naso

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Education / Re: POST-UTME Screening Exercise: The University Of Abuja Model by thereturnoflucy(m): 6:30pm On Jun 07, 2016
Here is a must read post for all. If you want to be great,successful and legendary you have to surround yourself with positive people. Here is a short list of 8 people you should surround yourself with.

Click below to read

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2016/06/8-types-of-people-you-should-surround.html

Enjoy, learn and share
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Avengers Website Blocked by thereturnoflucy(m): 1:05pm On Jun 05, 2016
#Change

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Travel / Re: Lagos Introduces Modern Bus Terminals (Photos) by thereturnoflucy(m): 1:03pm On Jun 05, 2016
A government that won't function in Lagos must have a big problem. Ambode sabi do headliners sha.

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Business / Re: Fifi Umenyiora Goes Shopping On Wheelchair by thereturnoflucy(m): 11:03am On Jun 04, 2016
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Romance / WEIRD: Teacher Gets Herself Impregnated By Her 13years Old Student by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:55pm On Jun 01, 2016
A lot of weird things keep happening daily around the globe and the trend never seems to stop and its Texas turn.


A teacher engaging in a relationship with a 13-year-old student which latter resulted in her getting pregnant.


Alexandria Vera, 24, admitted it all started September last year. We are used to stories of sexual abuse by adults on little kids but this one is a bit weird.


After the boy failed to turn up for one of her English classes at Stovall Middle School in Houston, Texas, he attempted to communicate with her over Instagram. When she received the message, she gave the boy her phone number. Then the student asked if the pair could meet up and she agreed. She then drove to the student's house to pick him and while driving back they end up kissing.

The next day, Vera drove over to the student's house again because his parents were not home, they then end up having their first sex.

A month later, the school had an 'open house' event, where Vera was introduced to the child's parents as his 'girlfriend'. The family accepted the relationship and even invited Vera to family gatherings.

The pair had began having sex on an almost daily basis and made no effort to hide their affair.

A pupil told Eyewitness news: "[The student] like grabbed her butt and everybody saw it. And then they were talking about it."

Doesn't it all sound like a weird love story. Well it does not until January, it when Vera fell pregnant with the boy's baby. She told police that the student's family were told of the pregnancy and that they were 'supportive and excited' about the baby.

Court documents revealed that Vera ended up having an abortion. Child Protective Services unexpectedly showed up at the school to question her and the student about their relationship and she became nervous.

She now faces a charge of continuous sexual abuse of a child. However, police currently cannot find her.


Words: Ayeni Tolulope


http://www.kikiotolu.com/2016/06/weird-teacher-gets-herself-impregnated.html

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Romance / Re: If You Want Your Marriage To Work, Follow This Little Lad Advice (photo) by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:30am On May 29, 2016
BayLord01:
Huh hun, Ugly Na ugly, no word to represent it

But once u don marry ugly u gats appreciate it.
Romance / If You Want Your Marriage To Work, Follow This Little Lad Advice (photo) by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:05am On May 29, 2016
If there's one thing you don't want to teach your kid - it's to lie about things.But we might have to make an exception for this kid, who when asked 'How would you make a marriage work?' had one hell of an answer.

There was no mention of loving, nurturing, or being faithful. Nah, this kid had just one tip - and we're betting lots of guys will agree it works pretty well...



Yeah, whoever taught this kid, taught him well.There's no doubt he's going to be the guy who convinces his wife he's working late when he's on his fifth pint in the pub.We just know it.


http://www.kikiotolu.com/2016/05/if-you-want-your-marriage-to-work.html?m=1

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