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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 4:01pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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Yet another repetition of a rubbish post. It clear you've ran out of words grin. Wandering nonentit :-Xy!

Ok English language lessons begin in our Operation Take Kirigidi Back To School:

" It is clear you've run out of words". Not "it clear you've ran out of words"
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I told you education and human resources are not synonymous to resource control.

Nocturnally educated retrograde!

Bloody illiterate.

Pseudo-intellectual!

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 3:57pm On Jul 19, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
The imbecilé always peep as a guest to absorb the shock of my expletives grin

FACT!!!

A real criminal!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 2:59pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

You may never be cured from your illiteracy grin grin grin! Mr dullard, the right spelling is intellectual and not the iintellectual you wrote abovegrin!


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Your misery and folly are gradually manifesting in psychosis.

By the time I'm done with you, you'll even call séún and tell him he wrongly spelt his name from Sheun.

Orue! Omreda!
Waste of male headcount.
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 2:44pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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No need reading the balderdash coming from a stupid dullard grin grin grin!
Kirigidi:

A fool has no shame, and it's worse when such a fool doubles as dullard grin grin grin!

Are these supposed to be replies to the smearing of your iintellectual honesty?

You're one huge embodiment baked in shame! The only time you're responsive is when you gather with your miserable lot in a daredevil assemblage of deve collection.
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 2:26pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

God forbid! I can never be your mate because you are a confirmed dullard!

Says the butt-rut, lazy, unproductive, amnesty-rescued, nocturnally educated, blast of foul air called Kirigidi!
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Of course asking you to match my literary ingenuity is like asking an octogenarian to compete with Usain Bolt!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 2:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Oh! I can see that you are short of words, and now resorted to repeating phrase I earlier used grin. Your kind of illiteracy is indeed unique. No rival grin grin grin.

I told you severe head-butts have left you dazed and hallucinogenic. Ekpa!

I used "self-deceiving on you first since yesterday.

Confirmatory post:

Kirigidi:

The fool has arrived after a rest from pummeling here grin. Why appearing and disappearing like a coward, son of a prostitute grin?


TheUmbra:


Self-deceiving bum! Is that supposed to be a reply? Empty-chested dork!

See who dey pummel person! Someone who can barely construct a solid architectonic sentence with grammatical accuracy.

Only a psychopathic retrograde believes his own lies. You're long due to check into a mental facility.

Niger Delta restive criminal!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 2:09pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Yet another terrible English blunder! A person who can't spell or use English words accurately is shamelessly beating his kwashiorkor chest grin grin grin. bloody illiterate!

Keep fabricating my post if that's going to make you feel like we are pen-mates. Left-behind, deve -craving retardant!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 1:52pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Chest-beating again, when you are already fainting under the heavy pounding I'm giving you? Won't you call for rescue as you can no longer withstand this bashing grin grin grin? Illiteracy is your recurrent disease cheesy. Go for it's cure, no shame ; cool!

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Terrible! Self-deceiving simpleton! Pounding who? A fool who's not worth the dust under his feet is talking about pounding. Little wonder your tribe is always dragged into the mud.

Your average tribe's men are a bunch of insincere, cunning and shameless louts just like you! Post by post, page to page, you've been completely annihilated! Pages and posts don't lie. Continue stimulating your depleted ego. That's the only alternative left for thoroughly disgraced imbecilic troglodyte like you!
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Lazy, ogogoro drinking waste of male headcount.
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 1:41pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Your comments are so incoherent, poorly drafted and dumb to even deserve a reply grin. You are to dul l cool. Go upgrade your English, dullard grin.

Again, I remain magnanimous even with your typo. It is normal.

You're such a listless fool! You're really trying to respond to my challenge to write something witty. You ended up like an obese runner gasping for breath with you weak lines.
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Just imagine this mentally wanting, nocturnally educated, left-behind dross talking about my literary ingenuity!

You're not qualified to pick up my used up pen.

Bloody pseudo-literate! Dweeb!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 1:25pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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Unrepentant dullard grin grin grin.
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I have reduced you to a mono-syllabic ranting baboon.

Ill-educated slowpoke!

Niger Delta hardened criminal!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 1:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Can you see your spelling of concrete? I know you will still give one stupid excuse why you failed at getting the right spelling grin. Ineberi grin grin grin.

When militancy interrupted your Adult education classes as you wrestled with the urges of either hitting the creeks or staying faithful to your benighted studies, how would you understand the uses of italicised words?

OLODO!!!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 1:14pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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No need wasting much time typing to reply a silly illiterate who has refused to learn cool.

Even the shallow, muddy pool of your intellect is drying up fast!

Come on! Give me a witty reply even for once!

analphabetic, impecunious, witless, backwater-dwelling animal!!!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 12:53pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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Iza gho gho cheesy. I'm not claiming to be perfect in the use of English language, unlike you. Yet in the few comments you presented, you fumbled over and over again with bad spellings and wrong use of words grin grin grin ; grin grin. May God forgive us all.


Bwuahahahahahaha! grin grin grin wrong use of words according to a night-time, Adult-educated deadbeat as yourself.

Ok.
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 12:50pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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Your crafty attempts at escaping humiliation have already failed you, and it's a lesson to other nitwits! Shout up and bow your head in shame. Master of dullards grin grin grin!

Unlike you, I'll not claim this as a grammatical blunder but a typo. I'm magnanimous even in war. There are lots of grammatical blunders in your posts that make looking for typos a waste of time.

Niger Delta hardened criminal! All the shrines littering everywhere in your land are a testament of your mental sterility and intellectual hollowness.

Deve-loving, uneducated criminal! Lazy fool. Wait for the women in your community to labour, carrying head pans of Konkre while your idle, uneducated, poverty-beaten, impoverished ass waste away drinking Ogogoro , disturbing store owners to part with their hard earned cash!

Cursed, putrefied cadaver like you!!!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 12:33pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Look who is talking cheesy! Have you accepted the corrections I pointed out in your earlier write ups? I know you are just trying to be clever by half. But I have exposed your short-comings in English. You are an embarrassment to education grin grin grin! Wheelbarrow pushing business is the best for people like you cool!

Our both posts on this thread are a good way to ascertain who is educated and who's not. You offer no grammatical corrections to my posts other than normal typos which are fairly prevalent in standard articles even from the BBC and co.

But you... claiming "baby's factory " and "babies factory" have the same meaning and that "order" and "other" are the same. And failing repeatedly to distinguish "prove" from "proof", with other unbelievable blunders like "intelligence argument " leaves one with no further evidence that you're a Night-time, Adult-educated nitwit suffering from anencephaly which has resulted in your cognitive suboptimal performance.

Orue!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 12:20pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Here are sources to disprove your claim, Mr dullard!

[1]Fast is an adverb as well as an adjective, so you wouldn't use fastly. Another common adverb that doesn't follow the pattern of ending in ly is well, not the expected goodly, which is actually an adjective and means a large quantity, e.g. a goodly sum.Aug 19, 2010
adverbs - Is "fastly" a correct word? - English Language & Usage Stack ...
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/1413/is-fastly-a-correct-word

[2]The fact is that there is no such word as “fastly”. “Fast” is already both an adjective and an adverb, as in

The athlete runs really fast. (correct)
The athlete runs really fastly. (wrong)
It doesn’t matter whether “fast” refers to the speed of movement or the rate at which something is being done; it’s always just “fast”:

He can’t write fast enough. (correct)
He can’t write fastly enough. (wrong)
The word “quickly”, used as an adverb, is synonymous with “fast”, but usually refers to the time an action takes rather than to the speed of movement. For example, you can say

Come here, quickly!
which means that you want the other person to come soon; you don’t really care how fast he or she is moving. Nevertheless, “quickly” can also refer to the actual speed (as in “he runs quickly”), but such usage is less common.

There is one situation in which it is obligatory to use “quickly” (or “swiftly” or a related adverb ending with “-ly”)—if an adverb precedes the verb it modifies:

He quickly ran out of the building. (correct)
He fast ran out of the building. (wrong)
He fastly ran out of the building. (wrong)
This article was based on my guide to the most common mistakes in English, which explains many similar topics. Why don’t you check it out? Source: https//jakubmarian.com/
Fastly is an adverb alright. Even though its usage is dwindling in the 20th/20st century. It doesn’t make the word dead or non-existent.

Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 12:07pm On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

See this idiot nonentity thinking he is greater than dictionary cheesy! Continue in your self-deception and ignorance. Dullard grin grin grin!



Too much Owo and starch is detrimental to your cognitive development. A rundown of your posts reveals that you're barely literate.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 11:41am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Who was your English teacher in primary school grin? Because as it is now, it's clear you did not attend secondary school. Let me help your dull brain out a bit for free cool. Your use of fastly was wrong. There is no such word as fastly in a correct English. Fast is already both an adjective and adverb, e.g. The athlete runs really fast [correct]. The athlete runs really fastly [wrong]. Your case is pathetic. Go help yourself out with a dictionary. Moreover, it's "catch up", and not "catchup"! Accept defeat for once, there is no English word "braincased"! A braincase is a braincase. Dullard grin grin grin!

Your death will be a big relief to the cyber community seeing how incorrigible you are.

"Fastly" is an adverb which means 'quickly". Mis-educated buffoon! Stop fabricating my post.

Niger Delta hardened criminal who dropped his pen in his formative years and embraced militancy.

Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 11:19am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

The illiterate fool is at it again. There is nothing like braincased. Rather, it's braincase. A braincase is part of the skull that encloses the brain. Dullard grin!


It's because of you I'm contriving this saying:

"The dictionary is the only window where half-educated nitwits like Kirigidi could take a peep at the works of great word-smiths. His word-stockpile is dependant on the little he can see and the rest he can't see are non-existent" -Theumbra
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 11:07am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

The illiterate fool is at it again. There is nothing like braincased. Dullard grin!

Let me take you back to school. Pathetic, witless buffoon who runs to the dictionary in order to play catch up to a contemporary world fastly leaving your uneducated, ill-exposed ass behind.

"Braincased" as applied in the sentence, is the adjectival form of the noun "braincase".

Operation Kirigidi Back To School!
Ekpa!!
Olodo!!!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 10:53am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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IPOB bastard! So ashamed of his origin grin grin grin. I spit on you cool.

Comatosed doodle! That guy is a confirmed Deltan. Severe head-butting from him has left you with concussion making you mentally dazed and hallucinogenic!

Orue!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 10:43am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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No time to spend with a stupid homeless fool like you grin.

I see your idle tantrums are diminishing fast already. Even your meaningless scribbles are all drying up, leaving you with few listless lines as reply.

Empty-braincased Mafioso. You're only good at noise making. Lazy bones!

You know how men like you allow their women to labour, carrying Konkre while you sit your lazy ass down drinking Ogogoro.
Cursed fellow!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 10:08am On Jul 19, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
If your mother had treated her staphylococcus during her pregnancy with you, your brain would never have been impeded by bacteria and STDs grin

Let me simplify it and bring it to his level of comprehension:
Kirigidi:

Having your as teacher is equals to breeding a generation of dullard grin grin grin. You that can spell properly? You are only useful as a gate man grin. Illiterate that refused to take correction cool.

Deve-loving, uneducated, unemployable, socio-economic retardant, AKA Kirigidi, behold your teacher, TheUmbra.

Now tuck in your shirt and bring your paper and pen to class. You're going straight back to school. Bloody contagious, mis-educated Wally.

This is the correct grammatical presentation of the nonsense you wrote up there.

" Having you as a teacher equals breeding a generation of dullards..."

Bloody scribbler! Education no be " gra gra " . You're highly advised to either return to the creeks or continue collecting illegal deve from store to store.

Education and human resources are not synonymous to resource control.
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Adult-education certificate holder!

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 9:45am On Jul 19, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
what do you expect from a tribe who eat starch for clothes ? These are people to be avoided in real life! They have nothing to offer other than polygamy and petty fights.

On the average, maybe. Still have good, wonderful Urhobo friends and colleagues. But this man right here, (Kirigidi) is mentally unwell!

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 9:31am On Jul 19, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
beat an urhobo man in real life, he will still pull down the skin under his eyes with his fingers and tell you orhoyin with tears streaming down his eyes. Same thing kirigidi is doing here. ; grin
The boy is a real wizard!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 9:29am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Having your as teacher is equals to breeding a generation of dullard grin grin grin. You that can spell properly? You are only useful as a gate man grin. Illiterate that refused to take correction cool.
Poverty-enveloped, restive, unproductive Niger Delta miscreant.

An economic saboteur who goes about like a Mafioso demanding illegal pay, extorting well-meaning, hard working, productive citizens of the republic in the name of Deve! Cursed son of the devil! Anemic socio-economic retardant. Like the ground was cursed for Adam's sake, so Warri was cursed for the sake of lazy, unproductive bones like yourself!

Orue!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 9:19am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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Mr dullard, own up to your defeat cheesy. Only one person is bashing both of you relentlessly grin grin grin. Self-deceiving illiterate fool ; cool.

You're no different from the average urhobo man with false self-assessment, empty chest beating, petty, mentally uninspiring with a funny disposition about your carriage.

Day-dreamer! If words were life-bullets you've been completely riddled and dismembered by nairalandheroes alone! Self-deceiving, comatosed lout!!!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 9:07am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:
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Unrepentant dullard with bad spelling habit grin grin grin! Bow your head in shame and accept defeat.

Mr Baby's factory is the same as babies factory which defeat are you talking about?

Your illiteracy is unprecedented in this forum.

Kirigidi:


What more can one expect from a born-throwaway son of a bitch who grew up feeding from the dustbins grin. Mr idiot, you need urgent rehabilitation in a psychiatric home because your already degraded mental health is further depreciating fast cool. But what much can one do to help you, since you are still a roaming vagabond, wandering from street to street with no clear future plan order than engaging in petty crimes and stealing. What a pity ?

And here you are in a brazen display of mediocrity, forced-illiteracy, defending your Adult-class education!

Kirigidi:



Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate grin? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "order than". Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase cool. You shameless dullard grin grin grin!


I know in your home and neighbourhood English is not the spoken language. You're here learning from me, esp how to combine words with hyphen. You've graduated from Adult education to online virtual education. Your only problem is you're an arrogant, Ogbu-Urhobo wizard who has little respect for his teacher.

Ungrateful schmuck!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 8:46am On Jul 19, 2017
Kirigidi:

Yet again another English blunder by a self-deceiving dullard grin! Mr man, no matter how careful you try to make your words accurate, you will always commit spelling errors because dullness and you are inseparable grin grin grin. Stupid illiterate cool!


Here you are after poverty prevented you from charging your phone all night after the blackout yesterday.
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 9:27pm On Jul 18, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
urhobos are synonymous with emboldened stupidity

Abeg, no vex, because of our brother, Aror, no yab Urhobo again. Abeg.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 8:16pm On Jul 18, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
lolz, small small butcher am. We must not be too brutal grin

Never mind that egregious Mark of Cain! With his uncouth manarism and baseless arrogance.

He thought it's the street where he can bully his way like a marauding criminal.

An intellectual-wanting cuckoo who didn't know which part of the intellectual divide he falls under according to his abysmal intelligence quotient.

Bloody Orue!
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Olu Of Warri At His Palace(photos) by TheUmbra: 7:57pm On Jul 18, 2017
Kirigidi:

You are even more dumb cool. Blaming your education inadequacies and dullness on typing error grin grin grin.

Psychoneurotic psychopath! Mr dullard who asserted that "baby's factory" and "babies factory" meant the same thing. Someone who can't differentiate the verb "prove" from the noun " proof".

Ogbu-Urhobo! grin Unemployable miscreant! Deve collection and pipeline vandalism remain the only befitting venture for a dyslexic slowpoke as yourself!

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