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Events / Re: WOW!! Nigeria Bakes The Tallest Cake In The World!!!!!!!!! by theutopianex: 7:34pm On May 16, 2013
it looks too boring for me!! i really dont see nigeri as a country that should come up with very flat creativity, the world expects more from us and we have to spend more time learning to be creative!! maybe i have seen too many nicely designed cakes but this is just too shallow and poor for the event!! fine, its the tallest cake but that should not be an excuse for neglecting a nice presentation....but its some shaa..
Food / Re: Tallest Cake In Africa By Tosan by theutopianex: 7:18pm On May 16, 2013
9jadelta: but it will be point-ful and beautiful if it was done by white European right? smh
a european would at least put his life into making it beautiful and presentable!!! dont you watch tv?? whatever is acceptable in america or europe is acceptable here and standards should not be lowered because we are africans or Nigerians!! please google all the previous world tallest cakes....

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Food / Re: Tallest Cake In Africa By Tosan by theutopianex: 7:15pm On May 16, 2013
its ugly!!! if you watch cake boss on TLC and food channel, youll undderstand, half of the cake is inedible! from what i can se 60percent of the cake i wood or whatever it is they used lmao... ihate the way we do things like this for world appreciation and we cant even come up with very creative ideas, i hate it!! it annoys me! what will all the master cake bakers all over the world say about us they are laughing right now!!

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Events / WOW!! Nigeria Bakes The Tallest Cake In The World!!!!!!!!! by theutopianex: 6:11pm On May 16, 2013
THE CAKE WHICH IS BELEIVED TO BE THE TALLEST IN the world was unveiled at the silverbird galleria this afternoon...

i just hope that one day we will set world records for development and a fast growing economy as we all know, the real national cake never goes round!

lets see how many people this (tallest cake in the world) can feed, certainly not ten thousand lol

http://theutopianexpress..com/2013/05/nigeria-bakes-tallest-cake-in-world.html

Foreign Affairs / Re: NO REMORSE!!!! Boston Bombing Suspect Wrote Message In Boat!!! by theutopianex: 5:50pm On May 16, 2013
sadly its almost impossible to isolate the religious undertone that these wars have or the perspectives that these moslem naations will view these wars.. there is still absolutely no justification for their actions.. 2 wrongs never make a right and that stands
Celebrities / Cobhams And Bez Spotted At A Studio In Houston!!! by theutopianex: 5:48pm On May 16, 2013
very talented Cobhams Asuquo and soul musician Bez were spotted at a studio in Huston. you can only expect nothing but the best sounds..
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click on the link to see photos

http://theutopianexpress..com/2013/05/cobhams-and-bez-cooking-good-music-at.html
Foreign Affairs / NO REMORSE!!!! Boston Bombing Suspect Wrote Message In Boat!!! by theutopianex: 2:57pm On May 16, 2013
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Accused Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was found hiding in a boat days after the blasts, left a handwritten message describing the attack as retribution for U.S. wars in Muslim countries, CBS News reported on Thursday.

The CBS News report, citing anonymous sources, said that Tsarnaev used a pen to write the message on an interior wall of the boat, where police found him bleeding from gunshot wounds four days after the April 15 bombing.

The note summed up with the idea that "when you attack one Muslim, you attack all Muslims," CBS News reported.

CBS News did not make clear how its sources knew the information and Reuters was not immediately able to confirm the report.

An FBI spokeswoman in Boston did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

The CBS News report said Tsarnaev, 19, described his older brother and fellow suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26, who died in a gunbattle with police, as "a martyr."

"Basically, the note says ... the bombings were retribution for the U.S. crimes against Muslims in places like Iraq and Afghanistan and that the victims of the Boston bombing were 'collateral damage,' the same way innocent victims have been collateral damage in U.S. wars around the world," said CBS News reporter John Miller, who is a former spokesman for the FBI.

The bombings at the finish line of the world-famous marathon killed three people and injured 264 others. The FBI identified the ethnic Chechen brothers as suspects from video and pictures at the scene............................




http://theutopianexpress..com/2013/05/boston-bombing-suspect-wrote-message-in.html

Romance / Unbelievable!!! German Company Bottles Scent Of The Vagina!!! For Men by theutopianex: 2:16pm On May 16, 2013
Oh great, some German company have gone and designed an aroma, based on vaginas, for men. Vulva Original offers “the genuine scent of a woman” via an easy-to-use roll on applicator and will presumably attract rapists and dogs.picture-16

i remember the first time i came across this, i really could not believe my eyes then i remembered that i once saw a movie(perfume: story of a murderer) about something similar, something that had to do with bottling the scent of a woman. The only exception is that, in the movie, lives were lost and also the process looked quite unrealistic.

This particular product has been around for a while and i only got to know about it a few weeks ago so i decided to write something on it..

picture-91The first question that came to my mind was "why in the world would anybody think in such a direction?" then i went ahead and asked myself further "what do they hope to achieve?" " who are they going to sell this to?"

its hard to think of this product and not have flashes of those very terrible stories you read and hear in the news about rapists and sexual predators, i mean, why would i want to have a bottled vaginal scent?? , in my opinion only a sex starved individual and an extreme pervert would find joy in purchasing such a product..

i tried to find an inch of sense in the whole idea and theres none, well, not for a healthy and mentally stable young Nigerian male like myself.

I stumbled on a few sites that had already reviewed the product and it was more of a mixed situation, in most cases, individuals found it quite absurd..

i read an interview with the company head, Guido Lenssen. and heres is what he had to say;

"Why on earth did you create a scent from a woman’s bits?
Guido Lenssen: The sense of smell as a human being is important and very underrated. When you’re in restaurant, you always ask how does the food taste, but you never discuss the smell. When I am with my wife, I prefer her natural body smell to other smells like perfume. The intimacy of her scent is important. In the erotic market I realised you can buy billions of intimacy gadgets but they’re all about touching or seeing or hearing. I wanted to address this sense of smell on the market."

Can you confirm that there’s real vagina in there?
Almost everything on the sex market is based on fantasy. The toys are plastic, the movies use actors. Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages. We didn’t take the scent after someone had run a marathon or anything, but it is a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal.

You use a range of women or just one?
One. She’s the blonde woman on our website. Of course, we wanted to take the scent from a woman that looks nice, but we tried with a variety of women as it was ultimately smell based, not about looks. We took a year and a half to get it right.

How does one apply Vulva? Presumably you don’t splash it all over your neck before a night out.
You use it to enhance a situation, for example, maybe watching TV or a DVD, or with your partner. You can apply it to the back of the hand and use the aroma to add another dimension.

Don’t some people find it offensive?
Well my former website designer quit his job because he found it a disgusting, perverted, pornographic sort of thing. Maybe if it finds its way to the marketplace in Iraq or Dubai there will be a man with a sword waiting to chop off my head. But most people love it and are not offended.

Can someone please tell me what i would look like should i eventually find the love of my life then she stumbles on a dozen of empty bottles of vagina scent?? LMAO!

And ahy would i want to smell like vagina at work or at the bus-stop.........
READ MORE http://theutopianexpress..com/2013/05/way-too-absurd-scent-of-womans-vagina.html

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