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Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Wins CAF Female Goalkeeper Of The Year 2023 by Timagex(m): 11:52pm On Dec 11, 2023
Super eagles should rent her asap. Let her be manning the goal post for us.
Romance / Re: What Do You See In This Picture by Timagex(m): 10:09pm On Dec 09, 2023
Amaka disappointed him. 😁

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Car Talk / Re: Car Advice For A Woman by Timagex(m): 10:03pm On Dec 08, 2023
A dodge hell cat should suffice...

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Politics / Re: DSS Raid: Igboho Denies Turning Into Cat To Escape Arrest by Timagex(m): 9:31pm On Dec 07, 2023
UptownVibes:
He who fights and run away,live to fight another day.. He would have long be dead and forgotten.. Assassin come your house ,and you got means to escape ,you go still wait? Cat or pussy,the freedom fighter is still alive

You are right tho. The people he was fighting for even abandoned him...
Health / Re: My D&C Experience.... Pls Advice Me by Timagex(m): 6:24pm On Dec 07, 2023
You assumed we all knew what D and C is....
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Timagex(m): 6:18pm On Dec 07, 2023
whippersnapper:
He might not be an undercover agent. some people are psychically wierd. I use to have a room mate in my university days. We were like 10 in the hostel. from what i saw the guy is clairvoyant. He could foretell the future. He said that one of us will die. He usually say it jokingly directing to the guy. and one of our room mate who was going to NYSC camp died in a motor crash. The other one he said was among us one will be a governor. I still dey wonder which one of us.

Chief, when you finally become a governor, remember me in your kingdom o. 😁


Na me first ask o...😎
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Timagex(m): 6:16pm On Dec 07, 2023
Franzinni:
I know a guy who was electrical engineering in one university in the north some 17 years back , Steven was his name... He had no family to speak off, he had a gaunt look about him like he will fit perfectly as a member of the Adams family... Anyway, one day we got talking and then he started going through his survival mechanism and how he was able to fund his education... He told me he built a shrine in the bush along Lagos Ibadan express and started posing as a witch doctor ... Lo and behold he began to tell me how people patronize him for money rituals and how he uses the soap washing technique, where he shows them a bowl of black soap rolled into balls and then he soaks one which he has already put money inside and then recite some incantations and viola he pulls out the money from the blackened water ... Then gives the victim the bowl of black soap and also heaps alot of dos and don't to the point that he will be sure that the victim will forget a couple .. and then they go home and wash all the soap and nothing comes out, they come back and he asks them if they did everything he ordered and once they agree to missing one, then he will tell them they need a cleansing ritual or they will die ... Then he bills them for the second round haha ... But strangely he told me how barren women would come to him and he would tell them that they are healed and like a miracle, they will return to give thanks pregnant .... He told me many other things but let me stop here ... Yeah before I go.. you won't believe this guy is always reading his bible on campus and quoting bible verses on a spiricoco cruise.

If this is true, then, the guy must be a real nnigga...😁😁
Politics / Re: DSS Raid: Igboho Denies Turning Into Cat To Escape Arrest by Timagex(m): 5:59pm On Dec 07, 2023
He didn't turn into a cat, but, he tuned into a pussy by running away. 😎

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Politics / Re: President Budgets N10billion To Renovate Gbajabiamila’s Official Residence by Timagex(m): 3:35pm On Dec 06, 2023
Some are chief of staffs, others are thieves of staff.



If you still believe that the politicians in this country have our best interest at heart, then, you have not been paying attention.

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Sports / Re: Taiwo Awoniyi Nominated For Nottingham Forest Fans’ Footballer Of The Year 2023 by Timagex(m): 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2023
Sabi boy!!! Keep up the good work...

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Travel / Re: My First Snow Experience In The UK οΏ½οΏ½ by Timagex(m): 1:46pm On Dec 05, 2023
We have a new john snow in the building!! 😁



Kindly help us tell our naija brothers and sisters over there to desist from turning to emergency content creators when they land in UK. It's starting to affect the chances of other people.


Congratulations once again!!!





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Religion / Re: Shiloh 2023 Live Updates: Redeemed To Flourish In Hard Times by Timagex(m): 9:59am On Dec 05, 2023
Make nobody carry my picture go Shiloh o...😁
Travel / Re: Top 30 Countries With Highest Number Of Skyscrapers by Timagex(m): 8:29pm On Dec 04, 2023
What about the cocoa house in Ibadan? πŸ™‚
Fashion / Re: FÌLΓ€: A Fashion Editorial Project. by Timagex(m): 11:07am On Dec 04, 2023
πŸ“Œ FÌLΓ€

MY FASHION STATEMENT

The Nigerian fashion industry is at the stage where, embracing our culture is the new cool. There was a time that, to be fashionable, you have to be foreign with your ideas and style. This awakening has promoted our culture and traditions to the global stage. This current growth of the Nigerian culture is not a validation, rather, it is a testament to the greatness that lies within.We now have fashion editorials and other creative projects that are solely dedicated to ideas and elements from within. I call this a major win.

This is project FILA. Stay tuned!!!

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Politics / Re: Tudun Biri, Igabi Villagers Bombed In Kaduna During Maulud Celebration by Timagex(m): 10:55am On Dec 04, 2023
Ha!

Was there a reported threat or was it an accidental discharge?
Sports / Re: Am I The Only One That Doesn't Like This New Football Trend? by Timagex(m): 10:46am On Dec 04, 2023
Originalsly:



I agree that a woman can't bring the passion and intensity needed in football .... the testosterone is just not there!

On the other side... I don't believe women commentators will bring women to the sport. Women watching football mainly have little interest in the actual game or the outcome .... most are there to watch the men. Two football matches ... Italy vs Spain ..... 1000 meters away ... sexiest movie stars vs sexiest male models at twice the price .... which do you thing women will storm?

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Sports / Re: Am I The Only One That Doesn't Like This New Football Trend? by Timagex(m): 8:16pm On Dec 03, 2023
Imagine if it was a woman that handled the mic when messi won the world cup last year!!


The joy! The shout! The fear! The anxiety!

"What a man can, a woman can do better" has its limits.


On the brighter side, I think the trend is bringing an awakening of women to football.


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Autos / Re: 2006 Tokunbo Toyota Yaris Hatch Back by Timagex(m): 12:33pm On Dec 03, 2023
This car is a about to dethrone the almighty Nissan Micra in Ibadan. It is becoming increasingly popular.

Surprisingly, it has a better leg room than the Micra.

Happy sales...

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Car Talk / Re: Where to buy New Car Part In Ibadan by Timagex(m): 6:07pm On Dec 02, 2023
Icon2007:
Please I need a location of a market to get a new headllight and back light for my toyota camry 2007 im ibadan. and where I can repqir my car seat leather thanks

Ask for bustop gate...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Enlarge & Frame Ur Pictures In Unique Frames (massive Discount For Bulk Orders) by Timagex(m): 7:14pm On Dec 01, 2023
CHARLOE:

20x30in: 30k

Thanks.
Politics / Re: Godwin Obaseki Congratulates Philip Shaibu On His 54th Birthday. by Timagex(m): 3:31pm On Dec 01, 2023
Even shuaibu knows that this doesn't come from the heart. 😁

Happy baiday to the deputy governor.

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Autos / Re: Reg 2011 BMW X6 With Mpower Kit . SOLD by Timagex(m): 6:45pm On Nov 30, 2023
SETHARTHUR:
Beautiful vehicle. What about it's fuel consumption?

Very fuel efficient. Just like toyota yaris. πŸ™‚
Car Talk / Re: Please Help Me Choose Between Golf 3 And Nissan Almera 1995-1998 by Timagex(m): 3:40pm On Nov 29, 2023
Eyaaaaaa....😐


Health is wealth. Hope you are fine now sir?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Enlarge & Frame Ur Pictures In Unique Frames (massive Discount For Bulk Orders) by Timagex(m): 12:03pm On Nov 29, 2023
How much is 20x30 frame?
Health / Re: Japa: Reps Raise Alarm As LUTH Shuts Down 5 Wards Over Doctors’ Shortage by Timagex(m): 11:23am On Nov 29, 2023
Una never see anything. 😁


I just dey imagine if policemen and teachers could "japa", everywhere go choke!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Excellent photography services lives here. Check my signature.

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Crime / Re: Cultist Attacks Police Officers With Axe In Abuja (Photos, Video) by Timagex(m): 8:47am On Nov 29, 2023
RepoMan007:
The prison system will now put this man next to a non violent criminal or one boy oga paid for his arrest and expect more hardened criminals not to emerge. We ate still joking in this country.

I like your perspective.

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Crime / Re: Cultist Attacks Police Officers With Axe In Abuja (Photos, Video) by Timagex(m): 8:46am On Nov 29, 2023
Blood of God!!!


Nawa ooo
Celebrities / Re: Young Duu Attacked By Unknown Boys In Lekki (Video) by Timagex(m): 8:42am On Nov 29, 2023
#Laughs in oladips!! 😁😁


f you don't know that this incident and all the other incidents have been a PR stunt, then, you have clearly not been paying attention. 😁





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Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Has Frozen Her Eggs At 35 Till She Finds Mr Right by Timagex(m): 8:03pm On Nov 28, 2023
Hope she didn't freeze the eggs in Nigeria? NEPA fit take light anytime o. 😁

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Health / Re: Problem With Early Mouth Odour by Timagex(m): 2:45pm On Nov 28, 2023
Everybody with their own specific wahala. 😁

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Romance / Re: How My Boss Tried To Discourage My Husband From Marrying Me – Helen Paul by Timagex(m): 12:56am On Nov 28, 2023
People should learn to call bad people out.

The name, address, phone number and picture of the "boss" would have made this story sweeter.

Na joke o....😁😁

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Career / Re: Being A Professional Female Photographer In Nigeria by Timagex(m): 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2023
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