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Travel / Re: If You Were To Get Second Africa Citizenship, Which Country Will It Be? by Timagex(m): 9:15pm On Nov 03, 2023
Think9ja:


Your joke dry sha

It still has more lubricant than your cognitive abilities. 😎

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Travel / Re: If You Were To Get Second Africa Citizenship, Which Country Will It Be? by Timagex(m): 8:10pm On Nov 03, 2023
You know, a friend of mine once told me something he is convinced of and day by day, I think he is right.

He said that, he believes that, the present day Nigerians are people who have been alive before around a loooong time ago. But, those people were involved in the highest crimes and violence against humanity. So, when they died, they would be thrown into the fire but an agent of the devil suggested a more severe punishment for them. The devil was surprised that someplace was more brutal than the hell fire. He inquired about the place and the agent mentioned Nigeria!!! 😁😁 The oga (devil) seemed to agree and that's why we are all here just to suffer. 😁


πŸ“ŒBUT, IF TOP OF THE LINE PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES IS A PRIORITY TO YOU, HIT ME UP ON ZERO EIGHT ZERO 63793158. 😎

Thank you. πŸ“Έ

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Education / Re: Put EFCC Raid Experience Behind You, VC Tells OAU Students by Timagex(m): 2:05pm On Nov 02, 2023
If this were during the time of ibikunle and TY, such nonsense will never happen unchallenged.

I miss the real OAU.
Politics / Re: Dauda Lawal: Is This The Most Handsome Governor In Nigeria 2023? (see Photos) by Timagex(m): 2:19pm On Nov 01, 2023
Edo governor will not like this. 😁
Celebrities / Re: Rema Becomes First Nigerian Artist To Perform At Ballon D'or Ceremony by Timagex(m): 6:29pm On Oct 31, 2023
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one?


All these our artiste don break every record finish, which record I one come break like this??



The guys breaking records now once thought the likes of dbanj, 2face and psquare have broken all the records there is.

Keep grinding bro.

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Autos / Re: οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½this Is Used But Not Registered Camry 2007 Model , Sport Utility, Freshly by Timagex(m): 12:11pm On Oct 29, 2023
DARLINGTON869:

Kukuma theif am na

You didn't get the joke. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Autos / Re: CLEAN REGISTERED CAR IN PERFECT CONDITION FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE by Timagex(m): 10:03am On Oct 29, 2023
walosky:
Pls hows the fuel economy of this suv



Then what about the maintenance cos am craving to buy one

If it it fuel economy you want, my brother, run o!!! 😁

It's a solid SUV tho. 😎

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Autos / Re: οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½this Is Used But Not Registered Camry 2007 Model , Sport Utility, Freshly by Timagex(m): 10:00am On Oct 29, 2023
Police70:
3 millions?

2.5millions bro. 😎
Religion / Re: She Lured Him Into Sex, And This Finally Happened To Him by Timagex(m): 9:27am On Oct 29, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
This guy and sex again?


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Autos / Re: Clean 2008 Roadmaster by Timagex(m): 6:51pm On Oct 28, 2023
Imagine you are driving this ride and you jam olopa weh never see customer since morning...😁


Lovely ride right there...😎
Education / Re: Which Exam Got You Smiling Like This? [photo] by Timagex(m): 5:06pm On Oct 27, 2023
Further maths and calculus!😎




Na lie o!!😁 Once you tell me to find x, kuku kill me. 😁😁

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Autos / Re: Can I Get Clean Title Toks 2012 ES350 Right Now?. Lagos Mainland 08168995190 by Timagex(m): 5:03pm On Oct 27, 2023
chigodo:


Boss I'm sure you know what I mean by those two types of sounds.

Thanks for the idea. Make I carry my search go car talk section.
Your weekend go make sense. Bless up πŸ™

Don't forget to wash it for us o. 😎😎

Bless up...
Autos / Re: 1st Body Toyota Camry Tinylite Registered Fabric 4plugs Ac 1.3m Nett by Timagex(m): 5:01pm On Oct 27, 2023
This car is at Enugu, I believe...
Autos / Re: Can I Get Clean Title Toks 2012 ES350 Right Now?. Lagos Mainland 08168995190 by Timagex(m): 4:52pm On Oct 27, 2023
chigodo:
Can I get clean title Toks 2012 Lexus ES350 right now?. Lagos mainland preferably.

08168995190

What do you mean by a generator can sound like Celine Dion today and then terry G tomorrow? Why are Nigerians like this? πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


This request will get more responses in car talk section.
Career / Re: Is It True That Ladies Are Limited To Tailor And Hairdresser As Handwork? by Timagex(m): 12:44pm On Oct 27, 2023
I am a photographer and I have amazing female friends who are also photographers.

I used to have a female intern sef...




IF EXCELLENT PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES IS A PRIORITY TO YOU, HIT ME UP!!

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Crime / Re: Eno Okon: Woman Missing During Church Service, Family Seeks Help by Timagex(m): 8:39am On Oct 27, 2023
virginchaser:


Bro, he has his own personal activities that equally requires his attention which also help his mental health otherwise his system will pack up.


I agree with you. But, my question remains, as a PRO, are not supposed to be at the fore front when it comes to informations? Why are they mostly evasive?
Autos / Re: Guys, Please Help Me Choose Between These Vehicles by Timagex(m): 10:08pm On Oct 26, 2023
All the cars are good to, on the assumption that they were well taken care of.

But, the fact that you intend using any of these for Uber might be slightly problematic.

As a Uber person, cars with minimal amount of fuel consumption and ease of maintenance should be your priority. Only the Toyota Camry ticks that box here. But, I don't think Uber and bolt platforms take cars beyond 2004. That's the only "but" with the Camry.

The Honda is nice for personal use, but, it's not the best at fuel efficiency and it is not as rugged as the Toyota counterparts.

The Mazda, in my opinion, is also not so fuel economical and it comes with it's electric problems.

But, if you intend to make profit from the Uber business, I will suggest a 2004/05 civic, a Peugeot 307( if you can drive manual transmission), Hyundai accent/Elantra, etc. All these cars are within that budget and they will serve you well.

Don't rush to buy any car sir. Do your diligent findings.

Have a good night. 😎

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Crime / Re: Eno Okon: Woman Missing During Church Service, Family Seeks Help by Timagex(m): 4:32pm On Oct 26, 2023
Why is it the case that, when something happens at a particular place and the PRO is contacted, it is either the case that, they always deny having any knowledge about the case or they outrightly don't respond to calls or texts.


What exactly is the problem?

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Car Talk / Re: Feeling Of Your Car Moving Backward When A Long Truck Pass By Your Side by Timagex(m): 3:06pm On Oct 25, 2023
Wahala o
Fashion / Re: FÌLΓ€: A Fashion Editorial Project. by Timagex(m): 9:11pm On Oct 24, 2023
The most common type of FÌLΓ€ in YorΓΉbΓ‘ land is the Gọ̀bΓ¬.

The existing believe is that, married men wear and tilt their FÌLΓ€ to the left, while single men tilt theirs to the right.

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Autos / Re: BMW 7 Series 2001 E38 Registered Well Maintained by Timagex(m): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2023
Collectors item right there.

Not many people will value this ride here in Nigeria.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kazakhstan Announces Ban On Hijabs In Schools by Timagex(m): 3:17pm On Oct 23, 2023
MAY GOD HELP US.




IF EXCELLENT PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES IS A PRIORITY TO YOU, CHECK MY SIGNATURE AND HIT ME UP.

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Autos / Re: Between Honda 2006 And Camry 2001. Please Honest Review. by Timagex(m): 11:32pm On Oct 22, 2023
If you later settle for the Camry, kindly find a way to purchase a fairly used gun or do strong juju.

Most of the stolen cars in Nigeria are Toyota products and that Camry is a hot cake to men of the underworld. Don't just park anywhere and always keep your eyes opened!! Driving that Camry or the Uber corrola automatically puts you in danger.

Be very careful sir. May God be with you.

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Computers / Re: Uk Used Hp Pervelion 15 Laptop With 8gig, 500gig ,at A Give Away Price Ram by Timagex(m): 2:19am On Oct 20, 2023
Still available?
Autos / Re: SOLD. SOLD!! SOLD!!! Super Clean 2005 Mazda 3 Going For N1.1m Only by Timagex(m): 1:34pm On Oct 19, 2023
Bishopsgate:


lol. Na Buhari oh.

If Tinubu enter ehn...I go dry sell handkerchief because tears go full naija because of poverty

He has entered as you feared.

I will Start hawking bread and garri next week. 😁
Family / Re: Between Owning A Car Or House Which Would You Advise Someone In His 20's? by Timagex(m): 1:33pm On Oct 18, 2023
It depends on the perspective you are coming from.

1. If financial power is not a problem, house.
2. If financial power is a hassle, car.

The people who got Toyota corrolas and Camry's three to four years ago will be selling to make gains now. You get? So, in this perspective, car gets it.

But, landed property will always trump car anytime. My landlord is earning money from me via the house his father built many years ago. I can't say the name about the reigning Peugeot 504 car back then.



CHECK MY SIGNATURE IF EXCELLENT PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES IS IMPORTANT TO YOU.

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Health / Re: Please Is My Friend Pregnant??! by Timagex(m): 3:51pm On Oct 17, 2023
ojobolinda:
Mogbe!.. Hah!

Thank you sir


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Autos / Re: 2004 Honda Civic Needed Urgently In Ibadan. by Timagex(m): 11:27pm On Oct 14, 2023
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Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz Of The 1960s, 1970s And 1980s Which Was Your Favourite? by Timagex(m): 1:29pm On Oct 08, 2023
Kenosky1:


Just couldn't stop laughing, life sha. How far with the landlord's children now. grin grin grin

We left their house more than 20 years ago. 😁

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Religion / Re: I Lose Interest In Going To Church And I Don't Know Why. by Timagex(m): 10:11am On Oct 08, 2023
You are not alone.

I only attend cross over night and first Sunday service now. I have been like that for years now.
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz Of The 1960s, 1970s And 1980s Which Was Your Favourite? by Timagex(m): 9:48pm On Oct 07, 2023
ableguy:

Please which area is that because is like you're describing our landlord that year?

Oritameerin in Ibadan. 😎
Fashion / Re: FÌLΓ€: A Fashion Editorial Project. by Timagex(m): 11:25am On Oct 07, 2023
wittywriter:


Avoid trademark issues...my 2cent.


Wittyness.

I would appreciate it if you can elaborate on that sir.

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