Lol Mr sabinus , CCTV to monitor power line sigh. I lift am give you .. Mogbe funyin

jmoore:
No cctv to monitor critical infrastrutures. Now you are going to spend more money that could have been used for other things.

Read to understand. Do not just read to spit Gillbrish from that empty skull.

Nigeria's engineer are far better than most in the world Mr/MRS.. Just returned from.exile ?

Jennyclay:
Why are buildings and towers always collapsing in Nigeria .

We really have poor engineers in this country. Even graduates in mechanical engineering can’t even repair and fix a car.

Olodo engineers!!

Wetin you dey talk self,is it true that God created some skull without functioning brain ? ...

Persephone1:


If the wife is riding Volvo, she did well. She shouldn't hand over the benz to the husband, she needs an upgrade too.

If she's doing this out of jealousy or fighting for her man. Lol... I wish her strength.

I understand you truly a dialpad not a thinkpad.. You deserve the best sense as it seems kangaroos sense is active than yours ..mocking d dead ,youll die soon eranko

Dialpad:
RIP........ unbelievable, Murphy was a talented actor.

The cause of death is scary.

He must have slipped and hit his head hard on the floor.

Builders in the house, how can we have safer bathrooms to avoid occurrences like this.


We can all try get this bathroom mat

Abi oo wetin funny me the most be say ,how dem take know say nah 2023 model for inside wrapper ...

Jagermeister:
I've had to read the headline and the story multiple times and I wonder why this made headlines.

Brand new cars are transported everyday via road.. make military helicopter carry am before?

I suspect you be one of those urgent 2k requesters

IyaebeTheGreat:
Big men don't complain. But you see these kurukere boys ehn, their wahala is too much . This is not me supporting what she did but there's too much complains over irrelevant things

Their educational system is far better than Nigeria's .. Regardless Sudan is still a no no nation to visit as for me oo

Orathird:
What is in Sudan?

Someone should please educate me.

Picture proof or ekoshi

nlfpmod:


https://punchng.com/adamawa-police-kill-kidnapper-at-ransom-delivery-point-rescue-victims/

Can he let any of his family bed ridden or horribly sick and need an emergence attention to ride in this hut ? Nigerians and drama ,educated governor for that matter

Gucciblog:
Twitter user, TIMELESS JAMO shared:


https://twitter.com/JamoTweets_/status/1645094610656477189?t=9EJ1-P3C4wTpkioLp2zllQ&s=19

It's wrong the way nairaland cites their headline caption ..it is misleading , paxful remain the best platform to trade ,reliebake and trusted. They have users all around the world and every user has access and legible to transfer the available funds into other wallet of their choice , they did not fold up with users funds ...stop misleading your users nairaland admin

ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/bitcoin-platform-with-over-one-million-nigerian-users-shuts-down/?amp

Lol your mumu no do ?

xynerise:
The first time I listened to his song, I was wondering what's the hype about? Nothing meaningful

Olowo fowo raku .. I pity you not shameless dog tryna impress gender that don't give a fccccck ... Onikure

Bvlgari:
Pretty Nigerian slayqueen dies after an unsuccessful liposuction operation 😯😪

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpytjPxj8Ik/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptO9tcl4v4w

You don enter one chance and your marriage is at knife edge

Insultme:
This is a true life story and it's really a long epistle, so take your time to read it. Insults and advice are welcomed as well.

There is this girl we're dating in Nigeria, which I intend to Marry though eventually. It started that I got my student visa in Nov 2021, so instead of me coming alone and leaving her alone back home, I decided to get Married to her same Nov 2021 and same year I did my house warming, that was in December. So she moved in to my house and I traveled for my Masters in January 2022.

So I came in alone to put everything in place, renting apartment and starting my studies. It was really an heculeous task, my eyes see shege as I was unable to pass through verification / affordability check, so I had to offer 6 month upfront before I was later considered. By end of January, she started with she is feeling lonely and can't stay alone in the house, so I started processing her visa February and I went back to Nigeria during Easter to bring her myself, just to avoid unnecessary wàhálà at the POE.

Aproko .. Wetin concern you with wetin e use d crypto income do ... Nah star radler n a bowl ponmo he use chop

ZIMDRILL:


she sees no future in your crypto and forex thing

so far what have you done with the money u earned from it

Photos or shuttaaaaap n gerrrrrrrraaaout

Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/11-men-caught-with-10-human-skulls-intestines-in-ibadan/

You be man u fan con mean say make you blind ? .. How is that an offside, bah TV plug u dey watch ?

Is the nearest man to rashford only player on the field ? ... Try remove glasses and look up ..up ,ehn now ,there's another Leicester player for d middle of your screen

bakynes:

Confirm one, its not even close, thats a clear offside. Na Yeye line dem draw.

If dem wan serious ,shey make dem come off phone ni abi make all youth begin dey cry for road day and night .. ?

DMerciful:
Nigerian youths needs to be focused. We play too much while the country falls.


Vote wisely, vote Obidatti

Lol you get BAD mouth

TheChameleon:
Wetin Nkechi no go see for brothel.

Wetin Emeka no go see for baby factory.

Wetin Chinedu no go see for Asian jail.

Wetin Peter Obi yansh no go see for Atiku's prick.

Finally... wetin SKULL no go see for Afonja Okoro hand?

Funniest part be ,after I don read everything, the weyre still no talk about why their manager dey hoard public fund to sell to highest bidder ?

RoyalRumble1:
They must always have one nonsense to say in order to cover themselves.


Mtcheeew 🧐

Is this a joke.. ? Abi butty+didirin ni boboyi ni ?

ahnie:
I m addicted to carbonated drinks and it's beginning to sound weird and I can hardly do without taking like 3 a day in every meal I take.

It's like there's a force propelling me to always take carbonated drinks.

Pls how do I get rid of such unhealthy habits?

Lol ..this one nah partey after partey, partey after partey after party after partey

JasonScoolari:
Same here, good signing for the gunners.

A more reliable back up to Thomas Partey.

Now, they can offload Lokonga.

Ofc ... I buttress that

Tenses:


My gut feeling tells me that Jorginho will come good for arsenal and after this season arsenal will sell him for £30m to Barcelona.

Terrorist dey do giveaway

That's part of the new printed money tho ,I'm glad its effective but the bad effect is just too unbearable .. Pos charges is at 10% , ATM machine dispenses 50#

Tokskob2008:
Terrorist don dey do charity work.... Interesting turn of invents, more to come as the day goes by.

Olosho no dey carry lass ... You fit marry your boyfriend father after he dumped you too ..oflor

Jennyclay:
Her daughter rejected the man, is not as if she snatched the man away from her daughter.

Biko, you people should chill.

You are a failure to your motherland .. May the mayhem that APC has caused Nigeria in folds befall you n your generations , wicked people .. You know the wicked ones and Stoll chose to blindly support them like a zombie.. You will not know peace anytime you mention APC

LordviccoDaGuru:
More photos

Obituary fools will not sleep tonight Buhari and Emefiele are crushing in Senegal


Buhari and Emefiele are Igbos worst nightmare. With the new Money policy Peter Obituary the stingy Terriost business man can not source funds to do vote buying on Election day

Lol this mumulicious cited jaggons can never be a Nigerian.. CU's if she doesn't pound yam for her Nigerian man ,shey nah Chinese dey chop pounded yam abi Portuguese , olosho omo weyre

Sheistoopretty:
Pounds yam for a Nigerian man? I'm disappointed

Rosy, please behave, these lazy Nigerian men don't worth such treatment


Nigerian men re Us*less.....all of them

Motivational speaker isonu ofo ... Everything you wrote is making sense until you end it that way .. I do not decline word of God but how on earth can you win a soul with this shallow write up.. Your mumu no do ? .. I'm sure youve had couple of romps outside wedlock .. I'm sure you commit lots of sins and always chase a dream

DynamicWriter:
What kind of format is this?

Anybody can choose to become anything he wants to be.

You no go school ? .. At fexs you were sounding sane in your fexs paragraph

You see that last para ehn ..you need to read to assimilate

Abfinest007:
There are two types of women
The one that fear God and the one God himself is afraid of



Nobody knows what the man went there maybe he was on a mission too .fear Nigeria women

Ha ha ha ha ... Oro yi kpor nah

AcuraZDX:


Mûmu you don begin get erection today?

I heard they killed your fellow miscreants at Ojota yesterday and you're awol.

Lmao... Consult Oracle or ...I'm.coming

Revealix:
My iphone 7 started restarting by itself yesterday, it will work for like a minute and restart again so I thought probably it's the battery misbehaving.

I allowed the battery to run down with the hope that it'll reset itself if I charge it from 0 but the hope was dashed when the battery failed to charge more than 3% for hours.

Note that the battery health is 100%.

Has anyone experienced this or do you have an idea what could be the problem and how to fix it?

So what do you insinuate ?

neonly:
Slay queens make una come see una mate ooooo no bi to dey suck
What a man can do a woman can do better

Picture or quit it

dre11:


https://punchng.com/boko-haram-kills-35-iswap-combatants-in-lake-chad/