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Travel / Re: Bus Plunges 220ft Into China River After Passenger-Driver Fight, Killing All 15 by Tloc(m): 9:49pm On Nov 02, 2018
Hoping the driver and the lady passenger are the two missing bodies. So they would continue their fisticuffs in the afterlife.
Family / Re: Woman Cries Out After Her Rapist Fights To Take Custody Of Her Child by Tloc(m): 8:03am On Nov 01, 2018
BedLam:
I mean who keeps a rapist's pregnancy? Girl is not telling the truth.

Gbam!
Celebrities / Re: "Pepper and stew" Bambam Looks Radiant In New cleavage baring Photos by Tloc(m): 10:51am On Oct 27, 2018
Houseofglam7:

When she removes it, you'll realize Halloween came early

House of Glam! Foul words makes the mouth have odour ooo. grin cheesy
Family / Re: Family Photos Of An Albino And A Black Wife With Their Kid by Tloc(m): 9:21pm On Oct 21, 2018
2RUTHHURTS:
shocked Is this deed black or blackish black, or police black, abi Ghana black? Which one

Which one is Ghana black bikonu? Haba!

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Literature / Re: What Literature Books Did You Read In School? by Tloc(m): 7:55am On Oct 15, 2018
Huckleberry Finn
Beauty and the Beast
Evbu My Love (Pacesetters)
An African Night Entertainment
Chike and the River
Eze goes to school
Tom Sawyer
Blood bath at Lobster Close (Pacesetters)
Most of Shakepears
Most of Enyd Blython
Mbata and Rebecca (Pacesetters)
Second Chance (Ebibindo and the twin Toubolayefa)

So much more....

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Technology Market / Re: AWOOF DEAL ON USA USED IPHONE 6S 64G GOLD WITH ALL ACCESSORIES @ #84,999 !!! by Tloc(m): 2:05pm On Oct 11, 2018
Any other colours? Black or space grey.
Politics / Re: Ambode Breaks Down In Tears As APC Bigwigs Settle For Sanwo-Olu - Pulse by Tloc(m): 9:48pm On Sep 17, 2018
His sins and those of his wife are coming back to haunt him. Someone once told me that an insignificant lady in his administration has been praying against his return for over 2 years. I guess God answers the prayers of the oppressed, just like the vicar that was removed. SHALOM!

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy And Asa Asika Spark Breakup Rumor As She Reveals Farouk As Her Type by Tloc(m): 4:46pm On Sep 10, 2018
Richdad50:
Dear Nairaland Men,
CC: @Asa Asika
Only a fool marries a woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws it back by herself like Cuppy and Others. If she feels she can do a better job than God who designed her eyebrows, she certainly will not submit herself to her husband.

Never marry a girl that you snatched from another man. A snatchable girlfriend doesn't mature into an unsnatchable wife.

Sense won't kee you.
Events / Re: Yoruba Bride Avoids Kneeling Down For Her Husband At Their Traditional Marriage by Tloc(m): 8:35am On Aug 24, 2018
pocohantas:


The husband agreed to it, so I believe they have their reasons. When I was a kid, still in primary school, my uncle married a Yoruba woman. He said he won't prostrate, it caused so much noise that day. Even as a kid, I was just looking at him like, "is this one okay?...sha dobale let's leave here". He didn't. They have been married for nothing less than 15yrs. Some people take little things serious.

What is head? embarassed

Are you asking for real?
Events / Re: Yoruba Bride Avoids Kneeling Down For Her Husband At Their Traditional Marriage by Tloc(m): 8:33am On Aug 24, 2018
pocohantas:


The husband agreed to it, so I believe they have their reasons. When I was a kid, still in primary school, my uncle married a Yoruba woman. He said he won't prostrate, it caused so much noise that day. Even as a kid, I was just looking at him like, "is this one okay?...sha dobale let's leave here". He didn't. They have been married for nothing less than 15yrs. Some people take little things serious.

What is head? embarassed

Are you asking for real? Funkeeeeeee!
Health / Re: Brave Chinese Woman Walks Into A Hospital Holding Snake That Bit Her(Photos) by Tloc(m): 9:12pm On Aug 01, 2018
fulaniHERDSman:
grin grin cheesy
POSTus INTERRUPTus


Smart me ... Knowing Op will post more, I smartly squeezed my post in between. Hehehe.
Sense wan ki me grin cheesy

Nope, sense will not kii you. grin grin
Crime / Re: Lisa Venison: 'Apostle Love Judah Has Sex With Members' Wives, Threesomes' by Tloc(m): 6:51pm On Jul 29, 2018
Nickijoy:
Why he com resemble Neymar Jr.. end time 3some

Madam, is it only 3some you read about? Maybe you desire same. Na joke ooo. cool tongue
Family / Re: Naturally Determining The Sex Of Your Babies - By Francis Ewherido by Tloc(m): 11:31pm On Jul 14, 2018
happyfm:
I almost completely agree with the article, the part that I don't agree to is where he wrote that it is the man that determines the sex of the child, it is actually the timing of intercourse... Timing is Everything. Also a woman can easily predict her ovulation period by making use of OPKs(ovulation prediction kits) 15 to 16 days before the 1st day of her next period. Once again... Timing is Everything.

Ten to twelve days from the first day of her last.
Family / Re: Naturally Determining The Sex Of Your Babies - By Francis Ewherido by Tloc(m): 11:14pm On Jul 14, 2018
SEONaijaExpert:
I've read a couple of information like this, the probability of naturally determining a child sex is zero.

Nothing in this article is proven. It's all theoretical.

You are wrong. Read more, he is closer to it than you presume.
Technology Market / Re: . by Tloc(m): 12:42pm On Jun 21, 2018
superamoled:
Location?

Surulere.
Technology Market / . by Tloc(m): 10:43am On Jun 21, 2018

Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Selfish Or She Is Right? by Tloc(m): 11:53am On Jun 10, 2018
Twoclans:
You guys get upset too easily ,she said she will contribute when you are down financially. Guy open the business for her ,after five months tell her you are down financially and that you are in a huge debt then allow her take over the finances of the home while you chill.

Cunny man die cunny man burry am angry
Marrying her would be his worst mistake.

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Romance / Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Tloc(m): 4:31pm On Jun 08, 2018
VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

Would you rather he doesn't have when alone with a hottie like you? shocked
Religion / Re: Meet Kehinde Adegbolahan, The Assistant General Overseer Of MFM? (Photos) by Tloc(m): 9:41am On Jun 03, 2018
sonofthunder:

salvage... hahaha

Young man what are you salvaging? Did your brain mean SAVAGE!
Religion / Re: Meet Kehinde Adegbolahan, The Assistant General Overseer Of MFM? (Photos) by Tloc(m): 9:41am On Jun 03, 2018
sonofthunder:

salvage... hahaha

Young man what are you salvaging? Did you brain mean SAVAGE!
Religion / Re: Televangelist Wants Followers To Pay For $54 Million Private Jet, It's His 4th by Tloc(m): 7:10am On May 31, 2018
post=68039118:
I love their Christ but hate their christians, because their Christians do not behave like their Christ.............

Mahatma Ghandi (The Indian Buddhist)

Racist Ghandi.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Marriage Crash: A Lesson To All Men by Tloc(m): 9:31pm On May 27, 2018
luminouz:

Lol...I'm alien babe ...
If u know,u know

You speak of Anunaki and Terra, must be a conscious being. Would like to meet with you to discuss the Plaiedes, Blue Avians and the likes. Cheers!
Celebrities / Re: "Big Brother Is A Fraud" - Daniella Okeke Reacts As Miracle Wins BBNaija by Tloc(m): 9:18am On Apr 23, 2018
Horus:
Big Brother Africa. This program is the perfection of liberal ideals being used to camouflage the New World Order. The program is really about surveillance conditioning, adapting you to a reality with no freedom. The program uses sexuality as the distracting tool aiding a socialisation agenda preparing the masses for the real big brother, The New World order. It also devalues the understanding of the New World Order making it be perceived as NO BIG DEAL! The emergence of Reality TV is not a coincidence as we entered a new century these programmes popped up out of nowhere for most of these reality shows world-wide are created and controlled by one company called ENDEMOL. They call it endemol we suggest they are trying to END-THEM-ALL. The big brother show uses an Eye as the symbol. This eye is tied to the eye on the pyramid on the back of the US dollar bill, which states Novus Ordo Seclorum, which means New World Order.
You know quite a bit man, how much of archons or enki do you know. PM me if you are conscious.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President Vs UK Prime Minister’s Motorcade (photo) by Tloc(m): 7:37pm On Feb 28, 2018
baralatie:
all because there has been more than 3 assassination attempts on the us president 2 direct hit,one died the other survived,others escaped

Which died? A minimum of two US presidents have been assassinated. JFK and Abraham Lincoln.
Politics / Re: Yobe Government Apologises For False News On Missing Dapchi Girls by Tloc(m): 9:14pm On Feb 22, 2018
[b][/b]@shawnnnn01

For you to utter such filth from leprosed mouth to address a group of people shows the type of fouled parentage you where bred. Its obvious your grooming was laced with misery and indegence, because only nonentities carry such vermen.

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Politics / Re: Yobe Government Apologises For False News On Missing Dapchi Girls by Tloc(m): 9:09pm On Feb 22, 2018
cry cry cry
Crime / Re: Man Attacks His Wife With Machete In Delta. Kills Himself (Graphic Photos) by Tloc(m): 8:14am On Feb 22, 2018
PointZerom:
The neighbours killed this man thinking that the man had killed his wife.

#ICANNOTBEDECEIVED

I was just wandering how one can use a machete to kill himself. Did he stab himself or cut an artery. No proper forensic experts attached to police in this parts.

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