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Phones / Re: Twitter User Odinabarbie Charged N5,000 To Follow People Back by tonguengineer(m): 6:30pm On Jun 05, 2016
She fine like tortoise
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: Nigerians Masturbate With My Pictures & Feel Good by tonguengineer(m): 3:31pm On Jun 05, 2016
Her Bobby be like slippers
Politics / Re: For Kissing His Wife, Ben Murray-Bruce Replies Twitter User Who Blasted Him by tonguengineer(m): 3:23pm On Jun 05, 2016
koboko69:
What is epic in this? This guy folly knows no bound. Always diverting from the real issue to some petty silly talks.

How is the man bitter for asking a sane truthful question?

As in who cares if he licks his wife's cunt in public.

Acting love scenes to the samw woman he cheats on every now and then....

Useless tweetnator

Wait oooo u don catch am where he dey cheat before
Politics / Re: For Kissing His Wife, Ben Murray-Bruce Replies Twitter User Who Blasted Him by tonguengineer(m): 3:22pm On Jun 05, 2016
K9blunt:
What an epic reply!

But somehow the northern guy was right sha.
How is he. Of all the pple that is suppose to nag in this country it is not of the northerners. They are cankerworms.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Couple Had Sex In Bush After Church, Caught And Beaten Up By Angry Youths by tonguengineer(m): 3:14pm On Jun 05, 2016
youngberry001:
heey can u have sex wit ur husband in public..?
So of u are among those who caught them u ll join in the stupid and rebellious act?
Business / Re: How To Recharge From Various Banks In Nigeria by tonguengineer(m): 9:50am On Jun 05, 2016
What of JAIZ BANK?
Politics / Re: Buhari Announces Recovery Of N3.4 Trillion In One Year by tonguengineer(m): 9:18am On Jun 05, 2016
ArmedRobber:


**** will they start spending the recovered loot just like that without doing feasibility studies on what to do with it.
And that is why I said he is clueless
So he didn't have any plan with it before aiming to be the GCFR
the dullard is absolutely inept

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Politics / Re: Fayose Embarks On Indefinite Strike In Solidarity With Workers by tonguengineer(m): 9:16am On Jun 05, 2016
maasoap:

Siddon there and continue shouting Aregbescam while Rauf is taking bull by the horns. When was the last time you heard noises from Osun State workers if I may ask you? Aregbe has learned a bitter lesson the hard way and he's gradually weathering the storm. He is owing less than many state governors today, yet he collects the least allocation nationwide. The man is now constantly thinking outside the box. If you care to know, I can tell you few steps has taken so far to boost Osun State IGR.
Enlighten me I want to know
The cocoa research Institute in Ede right??
That means u re myopic
Am staying in Osun my broda wake up from ur slumber u know nothing bout the state
Politics / Re: Buhari Announces Recovery Of N3.4 Trillion In One Year by tonguengineer(m): 9:13am On Jun 05, 2016
ERockson:
If the probe is extended to APC looters I believe PMB will recover close to 10 trillion
That statement is fantastically wrong my broda
APC embezzle money even more than PDP but the dullard swept their offense under the carpet. U know they are saints now

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Dines At An Italian Restaurant In London. PICS by tonguengineer(m): 8:53am On Jun 05, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
Senator Ben Murray-Bruce was joined by former Special Assistant to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan on New Media; Reno Omokri and several other guests for a celebratory private dinner at an Italian Restaurant at Harrods in Knightsbridge London. The senator's wife was also present -as she received a big kiss from her man at the dinner. See photos below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/sen-ben-murray-bruce-dines-with-friends.html
Dnt lie u didn't read it
And if u do maybe u av comprehension problem
Politics / Re: Ramadan: Book Haram Planning Bombing – Army by tonguengineer(m): 9:45pm On Jun 04, 2016
Nsonso:
Which of the bokoharam? Somebody shld help me pls.
The one they say is technically defeated ni o
Politics / Re: Fayose Embarks On Indefinite Strike In Solidarity With Workers by tonguengineer(m): 9:40pm On Jun 04, 2016
modath:


Why won't you love him, he's a caricature putting on a show of shame and you are enjoying it...

A deranged person is good entertainment for passers-by , no sane person will pray for him to belong to them.... I pray your governors become like Fayose... Amen.. cool


I just beg that he should limit his madness to throwing subs at Bubu, he should stop embarrassing us!!
I ll say amen to that ur prayer bcuz he is beta than raufool aregberascam anytime anyday
Celebrities / Re: “I Don’t Want Married Men!” – Toke Makinwa Is Disappointed Single Guys Are Not C by tonguengineer(m): 11:26am On Jun 02, 2016
But u ve married too
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Cancelled Trip To Ogoni; Nigerians React by tonguengineer(m): 10:19am On Jun 02, 2016
tsdarkside:

who are this sahara reporters sef??......i never read anything about them...who owns that company...is it even african??..

una see why nau,china restricted jounalism..the president of the philipines even odered to kill dem sef..

you never know who they are working for...

they are called presstitutes..........they work only for the highest bidder.......they are information-whores........
Sahara reporters is owned by sowore a former unilag and US based activist
Travel / Re: Abuja-kaduna Rail Line Ready For Commercial Use In July – Amaechi(PHOTO) by tonguengineer(m): 8:09am On Jun 02, 2016
This dog of ubima stupidity stinks
Imagine u re commissioning a rail line that u said does not exist in Nigeria and not only that u re even feeling high inside that train when u re test running it

Amaechi is indeed a dog
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso: Relocation Of Mile 12 Market Is "Unfair And Unacceptable" by tonguengineer(m): 3:31am On Jun 01, 2016
Kwankwaso should just cry me a lagoon
Until he can trace his family house to Lagos he should shut his goro chewing gutter mouth. LAGOS BELONGS TO THE YORUBA AND WE CAN TAKE THE FUCKING MARKET TO WHEREVER PLEASES US.

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Romance / Re: Man Carries His Large-Sized Fiancee In Viral Pre-Wedding Photo. Caption This by tonguengineer(m): 5:55pm On May 31, 2016
Nawa ooo. Mark Henry go dey carry second wey dis man dey oo
Make Buhari collect this guy no ASAP make him help am carry Nigeria problem na
Sports / Re: Wike Appoints Joseph Yobo As Special Assistant On Sports Development by tonguengineer(m): 5:09pm On May 31, 2016
MadCow1:
cry cry



What a State.. grin


Congratulations Yobo, you are entitled to chop our money, afterall, na Rivers Man you be.. grin




But Nyesom Wike will be worse than Odili for Rivers State.. That na sure bet.
If I may ask How?
Politics / Re: For Ruling On Buhari's Certificate, Ad­emola Adeniyi Under Fire From APC Chiefs by tonguengineer(m): 7:44am On May 31, 2016
Na now d spell wey dem cast on ur eyes don undo.......
But u re warned then that this dullard that does not no the full meaning of the party he is their flag bearer did not have certificate but because of the spell that has been casted on u by LAI and his cohorts una insist sey even if na Nepa certificate una go vote am all because of ur bitterness and hatred for GEJ. HOW MARKET
Politics / Re: You Can’t Stop Me From Travelling Abroad - Fayose Dares Buhari by tonguengineer(m): 12:51am On May 31, 2016
We said it before he became the president that he is a dictator but they said he is a disciplinarian, he has no respect for the law whatsoever, history just keep repeating itself over and over in his government completely inept, clueless and confused dullard has started again. ALL HAIL FAYOSE THE NIGHGTMARE OF THE Daura President. GIVING HIM A SLEEPLESS NITE SINCE CREATION. YOUR KIND ARE FEW CHUKWUMA AYODELE CHINEDU FAYOSE NICOLAS
Politics / Re: Biafra Day In Ebonyi: Pastors Arrested As Well As 320 MASSOB Members by tonguengineer(m): 12:33am On May 31, 2016
razortruth:
Pls, how many fulani herdsmen murderers and kidnappers have they also arrested?
Yinmu. Buhari can't arrest fulani herds men because they re from Libya so dem dey enjoy impunity

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Politics / Re: Biafra Day In Ebonyi: Pastors Arrested As Well As 320 MASSOB Members by tonguengineer(m): 12:31am On May 31, 2016
U ll be waiting till eternity of u think Buhari will ever arrest the fulani herds men because they re from Libya. He ll not want to try it cause Gaddafi go vex
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attacks: OPC Can No Longer Protect Yorubas – Gani Adams by tonguengineer(m): 12:09am On May 31, 2016
Ucheosefoh:
They should follow Fayose style or come east and borrow bakassi boys
Wey ur bakassi boys wen dem ransack enough
Maybe they re having nap right

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Politics / Re: Alimi Sulaiman: Buhari Lacks Educational Qualifications to be President by tonguengineer(m): 10:18pm On May 30, 2016
That is what u ve when u ve a brain washed citizen that said even of their president present Nepa bill as certificate they ll still vote him in. Hope we ve all see the result of the negative change u re craven for
Politics / Re: Wike Holds His Children As He Attends Anniversary Event In Port-Harcourt. Photos by tonguengineer(m): 4:21pm On May 30, 2016
eagleonearth:
see as i dey luk all of una. u guys should revisit history and recall that without amaechi, there wouldn't
have been a governor wike. he probably would have remained in okirika.
Oga go Siddon the bottom line is that wike is the executive governor of rivers final

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Politics / Re: You Looked Very Sick We Wish You Quick Recovery- PDP Responds To Buhari's Speech by tonguengineer(m): 11:39am On May 30, 2016
onatisi:
I thought I was the only one that noticed it . Now he sees and knows that ruling Nigeria is far greater and tedious than ruling 150 cows.
Omg that statement is fantastically wrong it should be "ruling Nigeria is far tedious than ruling daura" thank you
Politics / Re: You Looked Very Sick We Wish You Quick Recovery- PDP Responds To Buhari's Speech by tonguengineer(m): 11:38am On May 30, 2016
onatisi:
I thought I was the only one that noticed it . Now he sees and knows that ruling Nigeria is far greater and tedious than ruling 150 cows.
Omg that statement is fantastically wrong it should be "ruling Nigeria is far tedious than than ruling daura" thank you
Politics / Re: FG Records N916bn Revenue Shortfall by tonguengineer(m): 11:17am On May 30, 2016
sanandreas:
Buhari cannot generate but he can blame those who generated
How will Buhari generate?
With what brain?
The one wey he use score F9 in economics
In short generation is not in there dictionary na only blame dey there

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Politics / Re: Wike Holds His Children As He Attends Anniversary Event In Port-Harcourt. Photos by tonguengineer(m): 11:13am On May 30, 2016
Wike the slayer of the dog of ubima

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Politics / Re: Yakubu Dogara "Jonathan's Choices Caused Nigeria's Current Economic Realities" by tonguengineer(m): 10:12am On May 30, 2016
INCOMPETENCE IS WHEN THE QUANTITY OF UR EXPLANATIONS CONSISTENTLY EXCEEDS THE QUANTITY OF UR RESULTS

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