Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you? - Na so u women dey always do na go dey inflate cost price unecessary sey the man tell u say garri no dey for house? abeg carry that remaining N500 wey you hide join the money and cook better soup
You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)- why dem dey sell Ogbono 180 per cup, u no be woman oya price am to 150 per cup

Bitterleaf - N50 - what about uwgu oya buy N100 uwgu join

Red oil - N60

Maggi knorr (3) - N30 - I just dey laugh you, even small pikini know say nay Knorr chicken + maggi crayfish combination be the way forward

Pepper - N40 ok half mark, shey you know go buy N50 onion join

Crayfish - N100 since you don buy maggi crayfish reduce the N100 to N50 if dem talk say N50 Crayfish no dey comont am for the list

Stockfish - N200 - say who die? comont am for the list

Fresh fish - N300 - na grilled fish make you look for, carry join N100 with the N300 see if you fit buy two

Meat - N300 - ok my dear listen to my direction, when you reach the market go de mallam section of the market if u talk say u wan buy N400 goat meat dem go treat like governor
See where I am going? I never buy garri oh

Abi na management soup u been dey find?

dis soup no dey 4 management, now the question wey I wan ask shey change remain?

Justdulla:
He should have just requested for meat pie
and wine instead of chewing paper like a yam eating goat... His hunger never start yet. Very soon he will be chewing grass in Kirikiri lawn

Na so life dey one minute u dey on hunger strike next minute u dey chop paper you see your life metuh, I know say everybody get hin own wahala but to talk say u no wan chop when u dey inside cell get as ee be, remember our elders don talk say ceremony no dey inside toilet for the person wey diarrhoea hook, so metuh just close eyes chop the ewa for prison

I used to wonder why people to say Wike is a political featherweight in Rivers and if not 4 Mrs GEJ he is a nobody, now I understand, he lacks any political strategy or reasoning, for a governor whose administration is definately on life support instead of borrowing a leaf from Fayose of Ekiti and try to win the people over to his side he is wasting the little time he has to engage in frivious totally political dead issues, what does he think will happen when Apc takes over, Peter will say no case !, Let us be honest the war is already over Apc has won Rivers the number of Pdp heavy weights that have deserted Wike there is no recovery from the body blow, Wike better start covering his tracks becosas the saying go's if u dont want monkey tail to touch your body u better stop playing monkey music

EasternActivist:
Make I go invite my friends...
Voting all the way.

My friend better run back to your village and let them wash your head 4 you, you havent even spent one week in 2016 and your brain is showing signs of overheating pls sort out your problems

You want good advice forget about attracting or not attracting men, do you need the car? is getting to work easy? the reason behind these questions is simple if you have some extra money go and buy land or talk to a bank and buy a property it is far better than buying a car, you r young u r strong and if getting to work is not a problem do something meaniful for your future, my mum brought her first land in her mid 20s now she is a grandma every weekend grand children cousins relatives all go to see becos she has money she has properties cars etc and she did not go school she has olden days standard one or whatever it was called then, the point I am making if you need it buy it if you dont then use yur money for something better

Former Presidential Adviser on Petroleum Matters Dr. Emmanuel Egbogah why did you not tell your Boss GEJ when u were in power, PDP handed over this refinery to the new govt knowing that the refinery was incompatible so all that money your administration spent on the refinery was just chop chop, oya EFCC food don land self confession pls Dr. Emmanuel Egbogah is ready to talk

Reno omokri pls rewind to May 2015 in the last few weeks of Oga GEJ administration there was crippling fuel scarcity, the whole country was shutdown, aeroplanes remaind grounded on the tramac, mobile phone substation couldnt transmit even the army was short on fuel so the fact and point is that your GEJ handed over a broken system and that is the bottom line, I do understand that APC should get on with the job but there is no money that is why we r chasing Dasuki & co, hopefuly if we can completely refit our refineries at least that will supply the nation with half of its domestic consumption, life at the top is not easy, to chop and destroy is fall easier and faster than to build and repair pls nigerians pray for success for Original Baba soldier Buhari, everybody positivity and no negativity, Nigeria will succeed by the grace of Almighty Creator

drss:
...and the propaganda media trial continue. another distraction for d gullible ones to take away attention from:
-fuel scarcity.
-no light.
-small gen for small businesses banned.
-falling naira.
-ongoing massacre and genocide in d north.
-media blackout of ongoing boko haram sacking of villages.
But wetin concern me with d zoo No single person will be convicted by buari dullaard so call anti kwarrupshun fight. Dasuki n others will be discharged and aquitted of all media kworrupshun charges. Quote me any where.
Even if dem show GEJ on video robbing CBN and World bank, he still remain my Hero!!!!!!!!!!!

why then complain abt no light, fuel scarcity falling Naria if this is yur attitude to corruption get down on yur knees and begin praying hard to the Almighty God becos GEJ and his family hav already taken yur own share

madridguy:
My comment is as regards to the statement from the Minister of Finance which said there might not be increment in Fuel price even though the subsidy is totally removed.

there is some truth to that statement since oil prices have collapse and the price of petrol at the pumps is falling worldwide, our problem is we are spending too much dollars and pounds to keep this subsidy

Dilemma? what dilemma, the subsidy has to go when oil prices were high when we could afford it our leaders refused to invest oil renevue in making us self sufficient from foreign petrol and diesel we had our opportunity, with dollar in very short supply and the whole business sector in a gradual state of collaspe it is not a choice, Nigeria simply does not have the luxury of delay President Buhari must act now, the banks are no more facilitating payments of business transanctions conducted aboard, online e-commerce is ceasing and very soon 80% of the population engaged in self employment and business will grind to an halt and collapse.
It is not a question of if, it is a question of when, the soon the better, the government needs not only increase its foreign reserves but it also has to make this foreign currencies available for businesses transanctions.
While this current situation is not PMB or Apc fault (100% PDP fault, Nigeria after record oil prices and 16yrs of pdp should not be importing petrol) the govt needs to
1. Remove fuel subsidy ( its time to bury the masquerade disturbing the peace in town, yes we know there will be resistance from the beast the NLC cronies and other beneficiaries will mobilise but after exhausting its resources the beast will be conqered the government just needs to plan and put in place a framework to neutralise any NLC plan to cripple oil and transport sector)
2. devalue the Naria (free the Naria of all the external stress and speculations against, the CBN governor and directors should pls study the Russian experience who where forced after months of intervention to free the Ruble, presently Russia has a very heatly foreign reserve)
3. change the currency (this will enable the govt regain control of Naria, it will also assist in the war angainst corruption all those "David Mk politicans" with lots of "Ghana must go" will end up losing their ill gotten wealth thank God 4 BVN they can not change the cash in the bank )

There are bloggers and there is Linda the two are not the same, one is common n the other is unique
Jealousy is a serious diease. Let me tell you one thing about a politician, he does not spend his money without benefit, he will only spend his money on you if there is something in it for him now back to linda she is a one of a kind blogger and that is why both PDP and APC came to her to do a political spread, she charged both customers for each job and only a mumu will pay someone to slap him, if Apc and pdp were not happy with the price they could have carried their money to somewhere else. I am an APC man but that does not mean I will not collect work from PDP a job is a job we should respect and admire Linda for her abilities her tenacity she is a self made person and I admire that alot. Linda cant rig elections, she is not a godfather either is she a royal father or runing for political office yet you had both parties knocking at her door and that is a statement with a capital S. people stop hating a person becos they are legit

mployer:


Lol, I am no prof bro

The problem is that the cbn cannot sustain the 199 rate due to the decline in our forex earning. If they sell to everybody at that rate, our foreign reserve will burn out. So they have to hoard the dollar and come up with different policies that will limit peoples access to dollar. The more they do that, the more the black market price increase. On the economics of supply and demand, the black market price represents the real price.

The cbn has no choice than devalue the naira to the black market price, so that whomever that wants and can afford the dollar will have an easy access to it. This will bring stability and confidence to the economy.
But they won't do it because they are afraid most Nigerians including the government itself won't understand why they have to.

I agree with u we r in a difficult position we only hav $29 billion in our vaults and if this is opened up to the public in a country that imports even toothbrush that money will be finished in a year, while the govt can devalue the Naria further it can not totally abandon it to market forces becos speculators and hoarders will completely rubbish the currency, I believe the govt is going to change the currency in order to take stock of how much Naria is in circulation thereby control its quantity and control price inflation, I also believe the govt will remove fuel subsidy thereby encouraging competitive supply in the sector this will also allow the govt to increase the amount of its foreign reserves, there r other things the govt can do like reducing business tax on small investment, helping and assisting companies in local product research and development instead of our agencies shutting down and fining small local producers of alternative products they should work with them to bring their products up to standard, also massive and immediate investment in electricity which is the backbone of production this should also cover LPG production lastly Nigeria needs at least one functioning modern refinery to cater for its domestic market

Kenai:


http://www.thecable.ng/naira-trades-at-260-highest-in-42-years

With this disastrous news, get ready for tomorrow's story by Buhari and his goons on Goodluck Jonathan's $980bn loot, all in a desperate attempt to deflect attention from our current economic woes and keep their gullible supporters distracted on frivolities and nonsensical white lies.

If we didn't have a voting public so intellectually vapid, the focus would have been on asking our dear mallam to adequately elucidate on how he so miraculously "Cut down Nigeria's Inflation from 20 percent to 0 percent" as his campaign team so falsely bellowed.
Did he do it with a cutlass?
A few minutes of investigation and fact-checking would have made it clear to anyone that the story was nothing but a blatant lie.
When you claim to be an honest man, but your campaign promises are filled to the brim with unintelligent lies and slogans, it's time for some soul searching.

What's even worse is the fact that this man fought tooth and nail for the presidency for 12 years. 12 SOLID YEARS!
He finally gets there and is as visionless and lost as ever, promising to hit the ground running but taking 6 months to build a cabinet; with his mouth in hyperdrive and his brain in suspended animation.

Shame on this Twitter generation.
I will never be a slave to ignorance.


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You are an illitrate sorry for being rude but your lack of intelligent and logical thinking leads to one conculsion "wasted effort" all the time and money spent on you was like flushing it down a toilet.
Now let me educate u in layman's terms, a country's currency is only as good as the the goods and services it produces and offers to the world, if you have a hot product people ie "countries" will want to trade with you thereby making your currency attractive, when crude oil was $110 per barrel obviously it was a hot product and thus a higher Naria, now oil is no more a hot product the international market is flooded with oil hence nobody is interested in the Naria thus the low value, this is why Nigeria needs to diversify its economy. This government is 100% devoted to making Nigeria become the "china" of africa we have the population we have the space we even have the minerals to make 80% of all consumer consumables eg batteries, phones, solar panels,spare parts, bulbs,water pumbs,pc assesories hard disks etc etc, but to do this we need the infrastructure mainly electricity!!! iron and steel, look my friend PDP did not even build a functioning refinery we have to import petrol!!! we that are producing the oil, now you are crying Naria is losing value, stop embrassin yourself. Do you think that you can go to london walk into a restuarant and pay for your food in Naria, no my brother u cant you have to exchange your Naria 4 pounds in Nigeria, and the amount of pounds in Nigeria is govern by volume and value of trade with the UK and if the Uk is not buying your Crude oil how is there goin to b pently of pounds in Nigeria henceforth the price of dollars, pounds etc increases it is as simple as that chikena!!

when pharaoh narated his dream the prophet Jospeh replied 7 years of pently followed by 7 year of famine, pharaoh went to build storage houses he brought all the grains he could find so that when the famine came he was ready, what did GEJ do, stealing, corruption there are to many people of low intelligence in Nigeria or how do you justify buying petrol from aboard, it is said those that live by the river should not wash their hands with spite, after 16 years of PDP yet Nigeria does not have a functioning refinery, it is God almighty that saved this country we must give thanks to Him for removing PDP from power

midolian:
hmmm...

When a small boy sees a snake, he mistakes it for a rope until ..
All that's happening now reminds me of what happened after Ahmadu Bello was killed. @ first, the northerners were quiet..but they were thought to be cowards.. and instead of apologizing to them, they were bn ridiculed(with the interview they claimed to have with Ahmadu Bello in his grave)..what happened after is not a story to tell at all. I only hope it doesnt happen again.

Like I stated earlier, "when a small boy sees a snake, he calls it a rope"..SMH

MY sister you are quite right when people are quiet and r not chestbeaters does not mean that they cannot not act the northerners were quiet the westerner were quiet and what did some igbo troublemakers do they made bread to celebrate but unfortunately opened the floodgates of death

People should also realise that PMB is seeking investment and favourable loans and grants, the fact is that presently Nigeria spends almost all its revenue on just paying its wage bill a leagacy of GEJ administration we need money to build our refineries roads hosiptals agricultural sector etc PMB could take the easy route go to the IMF or World Bankfor money but the interest and conditions attached these loans will be too steep we do want to have an unpayable debt situation like Greece thus we can only lobbying loans from friendly countries from a $110 to $8 that is how much the price of oil as fallen it is a miracle that APC has been able to keep the country going.

OLUJOSHINS:





U really seem like a wicked person to Me ooo


someone gave U a sincere advice & this is the best reply U can come up with

Dont believe her the whole logic of her story does not add up and her reasoning is like a nursery school baby, I checked her profile and she only registered yesterday, I think she is just fishing with her cock and bull story

damola1:



Are you alright?

So it is wise to follow someone you don't dig because they will become president abi

what is good for A is bad for B. Abeg park well

Madam, mistakes are meant to be made as long as they are your mistakes!... Don't fucking marry d guy if you don't dig him.

Life is too short

I agree with your point but I have issue with the girl, if she know that she is not attracted to the guy why has she been leading him on all this while, why has she been responding to him that it has got the point the guy has now fallen in love with her and wants to marry her, the lady is an insincere person, her case is the case of person who said the soup was not sweet yet palm oil cover all over the mouth

For all those who seem incapable of comprehending the logic behind APC fielding Yahaya Bello as its choice please refer to the recent judgement handed down by the taraba State Governorship Election Petitions Tribunal that nullified the April election of Mr. Darius Ishaku as governor of the state based on the fact that the PDP canidate was hand picked and not a product of a governorship primaries. To cut the story short ONLY THOSE INVOLVED IN THE GOVERNORSHIP PRIMARIES can be an eligible subsitute in this inconculsive election, Faleke is ineligible he was not involved in the primaries he is ONLY A CHOICE OF AN ASPIRANT in an inconculsive election, if Audu had stayed alive for one more week then died on sunday the dec 6th after he been decleared governor elect then automatically Faleke becomes the governor. pls people this is not rocket science stop reasoning like nursery children

FreeGlobe stop buying cheap immoral fame at the death of our valiant heroes, pls leave our glorious fallen alone, we are forever grateful to our defenders of the relem, freeglobe pls go and look for cheap online relevance elsewhere, even if we lost 105 brave lives it is the discretion of the army to make it public, the army is presently engaged in a conflict which due to its fluid operational combat situation on the ground requires the army to keep any sensitve information it deems necessary confidential and restrictive that is their right and prerogative they are not obliged to release any information to the public, you unwanted, unloved unpatriotic u rejoice and celebrate any setback our brave men and women suffer at the front and when we record success you belittle our success u dont deserve to be a Nigerian, and Nigeria does not love u, we do not want u, we wish that u give up your citizenship and leave us alone, u are an enemy of the Nigerian army and the people.

I so happy that these devils have been caught, I am just praying that the police hand them over to DSS with their bullet wounds untreated then the real drama will start, they will sing all sweet songs of confessions on this earth and DSS wont even give them panadol believe me some of them will die in remand be4 they case get to court only the very strong will live

There are a couple of issues that are not clear, why do the police want 100k from you was that the price of the vehicle? becos in your own words your debt is 50k, but you too your own is too much you have been driving the car for 1yr you didnt let custom paper stop you for using the car?. custom papers is used mainly to register the vehicle once you got number plate you dont need it especially if the vehicle is very old and not worth alot of money if anybody disturb you on the road say you lost it in a fire accident, go and settle that guy its been 1yr and u still sitting on his 50k, unfortunately now that police is involved so u have to settle them too, police r useless, dont take the car to the station, remove the alternator, starter motor and a couple of tyre leave it in front of your house if they do come they will lose interest in it,

This man Dasuki is evil to the core Nos 1 enemy of Nigeria, he decieved his ex boss GEJ, traded the blood and souls of the innocent for the love of money and corrupted men to execute his foul desires his cup is full he does not deserve mercey from Nigerians only the Almighty Creator can forgive him

ishiamu:


Who indicts someone without summons? Dasuki was not called up by any panel, the did a secret trial which is not a part of democracy

Mogidi, tonyebarcanista, descartes, mizmycoli, dearpreye, omenkata hinwazaka, donphilopus, I see fastshipping viewing

What is secret about the whole issue? Dasuki in his own words has admitted he paid for 16 non existing aircrafts (4 jets 12 helicopters) he collected the money directly through GEJ who unfortunately did not realise his NSA and military chiefs were stabing him in the back, Dasuki has said the ex chief of airforce acknowledged reciept of the aircrafts so pls DSS go and grab him too, Praise be to God the truth is coming out, all those who sabotaged the war against BH must pay the price, too many inocent blood, sorrows, tears and pains have been shed how it is payback time Nigerians want full justice we insist fully on our complete pound of flesh.

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

Remember bros there r other people in worst situations than you, the blind, the lame, prisoners awaiting death etc they too r all in this same boat of daily survival, take heart look for any odd job conductor, bricklayer etc let honesty be your word no matter the price and you will b amaze how high u will rise.

Col Sambo dont take Nigerians for fools stop demostrating low level ignorance and lack of intelligence stop flashing and waving internal memos even baby yahoo boys can do better than that, the prove of the soup is in the soup itself pls just show us the jets and helicopters you brought or what are you trying to tell Nigerians that you never inspected the delivery items you brought, items that you paid million/billions of dollars for?

When I saw magistrate court I laughed I just had to talk, if a magistrate court sumomed me I wont show up talk less of DSS

Let me first congratulate you on your decision to become self employed it is much more gratifying and rewarding than working for someone, having said that be warned the first two years of setting up can be extremely tasking if you do not plan, prepare and adjust your whole way of life.
you have a decent amount of money 5m is a lot of money so you have the advantages of investing in at least three different kinds of business activity and this will insulate you from the problems of cash flow experienced by people investing in just one kind of business, in short when business/market is slow in one business activity your other businesses will still be bringing in cash, if I were in your shoes I will buy two motorcycles for transportation, you can easily pick up a good used machine for 40k, I know most people are against transportation becos of its associated pitfalls but the fact remains transport is an all season year in year out money machine, it is an hands on business, it will never make you a millionaire but it is low cost and you will always have money in your pocket, this is what you need when you strike out in self employment( transportation begins in two, so whenever one develops fault the other one is still running)
Buy a decent piece of land, something budget in a decent location, this will give you the options to set up any type of business activity ranging from Block making, poultry, fish farming, mechanic shop etc (while you plan what to do just plant corn and vegetable on the land if at the end of the day you do nothing land only appreciate you can resell at a profit).
Open a shop or two depending on what you want to sell if you want to sell bulky heavy stuff than you will need to buy a second hand pickup or a van why? becos if you ask traders dealing in heavy stuff eg cement, agricultural food stuff etc if you ask the trader what is their biggest problem they will tell it is transportation, in the second shop you can import cheap made in china products voltage stabilizers, phone batteries, power banks, good security padlocks, cosmetics etc etc. so my brother the world is in your palm, importation is so easy you can learn it in one day(beware only use a good shipping/courier firm to ferry your products over DO NOT GO FOR CHEAP COMPANIES WITH BAD REPUTATIONS they will frustrate the hell out of you and can wreck your business pls stay away from these useless companies check on NL for clues. finally you have to start recording everything you spend it sounds easy and simple but it is difficult in real life even the ice water you brought you must record, this tool will enable you to plan and budget your money
Good luck

yeye dey smell, do not think we have forgotten, you predicted GEJ will win the presidential election and PMB won oya return the money Goodluck give you Barawo

ekafine:
this guy called kayode appears to be the only and fearless mouth piece of yorubas. he is fighting to protect the yoruba race while the likes of tinubu aare busy fighting for their pockets. femi the king of yorubaland

Eka? or whatever yur name is, don't let me become angry with you, what kind of weed have you been smoking? u better go to ya village and let dem wash that your head for you b4 it becomes too late. FFK is a cocaine drug addict, a snitch turncoat traitor, a political prostitute who only leeches on to people when he see an opportunity, he is a devil in disguise who pretends to b in your corner only so that he can swindle you, God forbids an ex pdp discarded piece of trash like FFK to become anything but what he is an addict who gets high on cocaine and alcohol everynight of the week

searching4love:
BY THE TIME APC FINISHES WITH PDP, THEY WON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY TO PRINT 2019 ELECTION POSTERS AND BANNERS.

DAKUKU IS ABOUT TO ENJOY THE FEDERAL MIGHT THAT WIKE ENJOYED UNDER MAMA PISS. AMAECHI NOW HAS ACCESS TO DSS, NAVY, POLICE, EFCC, MILITARY AND OTHER FEDERAL AGENCIES. THERE IS NO WAY WIKE WILL GET UP TO 100K VOTES THIS TIME

WE WILL SPREAD PROPAGANDA, MANIPULATE AND DO EVERYTHING TO TAKE OVER RIVERS AND AKWA IBOM.


UNA NEVER CHI CHUM CHIN

Bros me I don go china and na LU WING WONG style I learn, as the Judge pass judgement against Oga Wike na so I carry my boys we wan go depoly against the Judge but as we dey leave shaolin temple our grandmaster tell us say make we stand down, hin talk say Oga Wike no renew hin membership so if anybody get Oga Wike number pls tell am say we no dey come, shaolin temple no dey carry dead body put 4 head ooo