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Agriculture / Re: Don't Be A Victim After Spending So Much On Plantations. by TopHand: 2:36am On Jun 15, 2015
Sorry for your lost I believe this Dr Isa alias Nobody is a scammer, to many coincidences please post pictures of this individual
Crime / Re: Nine Pregnant Girls Arrested In Enugu After Police Raided Baby Factory (pic) by TopHand: 8:08am On Jun 14, 2015
Haa Haa haa wetin Enugu state govt wan do with nine pregnant women, I sure say governor don phone police tell dem say nothing concern am na dem get problem, baby food plus baby cloth plus mama bomboy make them keep.
Politics / Re: Buhari Plans Military Shake-up, Angry With DSS by TopHand: 8:42am On Jun 13, 2015
Dss the unofficial milita and political police of PDP, the Dss has been put on hold and made irrelevant until the complete purging of all the bad eggs within the organization
Politics / Re: Drama Trails Scrapping Of First Lady Titles, Offices In States-Daily Trust by TopHand: 8:21am On Jun 13, 2015
9jatatafo:
Will this put food on my table?
No, lack of something better to do make us waka come
Politics / Re: Drama Trails Scrapping Of First Lady Titles, Offices In States-Daily Trust by TopHand: 8:16am On Jun 13, 2015
Why should state govts spend tax payers money on runing offices, adminstration etc on wives of governors, its is just another means of corruption, if you dig deep you will find out the budget spent on running the offices of first wives is higher than that spent on runing a commissioner's office, why should we allocte part of our state budget to look after the governor's wife, all that money he is getting can he not look after his own wife? it is all rubbish, if a wife wants to go to Dubai let the husband buy her ticket afterall he has been allocated a budget to run his residence state house, the whole first wife saga is just another means of corruption, hundreds of millions of dollars in first wives foreign accounts, why? why should Nigerians be flogged twice for the same offence, the husband has stolen, now the wife is also stealing, why?

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Business / Re: Confusion At Ports As FG Increases Import Tariff by TopHand: 9:52am On Jun 12, 2015
xcolanto:
The dura man has sold us to the west! I knew his constant flights to London et all was to gain their acceptance by doing their bidding.
Creating more hardship for the people is the sign of change to come!
Nigeria I present to you the brainless babaonechance.. Peace
Stop being spreading false misinformation, genuine importers having been fighting these new traffits for over a year, this is a policy of the last government, after protesting these new traffits the old govt delayed its implementation until january this year and since january we have been paying the new traffits go and ask your uncle how much he has been clearing his goods in the port since january, you people were shouting GEJ forever mean while he was selling you to the slave market, suddenly you find yourself in chains and you are now crying. Those importers complaining now are friends and family of the old govt they never used to pay duty while the rest of us were paying they can go to HELL

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Business / Re: Nairalanders Please Avoid Dealdey Like A Plague! by TopHand: 10:59pm On Jun 08, 2015
My advice to people who buy online is to always select pay on delivery option, dont pay for goods you havent received, also check your goods on delivery make sure you are satisfied with the product and that the product is complete eg if you buy a tv make sure remote control is present etc, if you are buying from abroad and are using local based cargo companies always I repeat always select insurance, paying insurance is the big difference between you receiving your goods or you wasting your time, your money in phone calls, your emotional wellbeing in chasing your goods for months and months and in some cases for years.
Business / Re: Tension In Kano As Seized N315b Textile Materials Await Burning by TopHand: 12:44pm On Jun 07, 2015
kettykings:
Auction it and not burn it fools
I support you, the fuel marketers claim govt own them 200billion, federal govt had to borrow money to pay workers and this stupid customs officer wants to burn 315billion let govt retire the man
Politics / Re: Former Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke, Undergoing Breast Cancer Treatment by TopHand: 12:15pm On Jun 07, 2015
I wish her the very same chances the ordinary Nigerian woman who has the same condition, I pray O Almighty God Creator of the Heavens and Earth any leader who runs to aboard for treatment either past or present please give them the same 50 - 50 chance of recovery similar to that of the ordinary Nigerian suffering from the same illness. O Lord only favor and spare those leaders who built good hospitals e.g Ebonyi state governor, lagos state governor etc Amin
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Failing Already-Yemi Adebowale by TopHand: 12:51pm On Jun 06, 2015
DickDastardly:
Men of truth.
Tell them!
I won't call Buhari a Brainless Dunce, Dullard, Illiterate, Ancestor, living Mummy, Haramite so that his rabbied online dogs won't come baring their foam and saliva filled sticky canine for me.
The open enemity emanating by the majority of Southeastners and South southners serves as a warning and reinforcement of the belief that the presidency should never be given to an Ibo man I am sorry becos such a view is tribal but the Ibo man is too tribal to a fault, and in the face of this illogical irrational hostility I regretably now believe in what most ordinary Northner and Westner believe in and I am of the view that the North and West should dig deeper together and never let go of the presidency again regardless if our candidate performs or not, with people like DickDastardly it will be absurd and down right dangerous to ever let an Ibo man become president.
Politics / Re: Buhari Moves To Slash Own Salary, Allowance. by TopHand: 9:06am On Jun 06, 2015
datola:
Slashing from a 3 million salary will not have any real impact on government finance but it is a great leadership by example.

Kudos PMB!
Every little helps, imagine if all senators, house of reps, gov and dep gov cut their wages and allowances by 1/3 that could pay the monthly wages of workers of at least two states, now imagine if all state house of reps and commissoners cut their wages and allowances by 1/3, we are looking at at least total wage bill of 5 states
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Countdown: Are You Ready? by TopHand: 8:53am On Jun 06, 2015
yusufobinna1:
Alhamdulilah, I am a muslim.pls my brothers and sisters in Islam let us use this month to pray to Allah(s.w.a) to help us wash d heart of these terrorist blackmailing Islam
It is very important to differentiate between a muslim and an hypocrite, the hypocrite uses the cloth of Islam to spread fitna in the land they break every solem laws of Allah Sub'hanna Ta'ala, they are mainly interested in worldly wealth and power and see Islam as a means to achieve their goal, They say with their mouth that they are muslim but their heart is deviod of belief they follow their desires they do not submit their will to the Will of Allah Subhanna Ta'ala. The reason why groups like BH exist is becos the injustice and sins of the muslims. Brother this is a major topic, what you should know is that whoever is an enemy of Islam is an enemy of Allah Subhanna Ta'ala and the wrath of Allah Subhanna Ta'ala is constantly upon them

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Countdown: Are You Ready? by TopHand: 8:33am On Jun 06, 2015
abfany:
Please I need suggestion on foods that can be taken during sahur that will ease my fast. I find it difficult to eat so early in the morning. Thanks.
Eat porridge/Quaker oats its is light on the stomach and a slow energy releasing food that only in responds to demands of the heart, it also does not make you thristy, start eating it now and observe the differences in strength, hunger, mental alertness to your body, if you are one of those people who needs to eat something pepperish, eat it with grilled fish or meat, I wish you a successful Ramadan Amin

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Family / Re: SEE a Lady Calls Her Friends Hoes Because She Has A Man by TopHand: 1:22am On Jun 06, 2015
ogorkojo:
Don't worry when he finally kills u, your skeleton will still have a man. And d hoes u mentioned will still be standing.


Definately!!!
The wise man see the storm from afar and prepares 4 it the foolish man waits until the storm is upon him then begins to run about, This is not a theory matter if she is already vomitting blood then this is an original real live practical, no probability in this case, early grave sure banker just a matter of time.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Murdered In Horrific Manner In Russia (Photo) by TopHand: 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2015
sweatlana:
Pretty young girl. What a waste. RIP

Russians are the worst racist u can ever imagine
You r quite correct one of the worst places on earth if not the worst
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Amnesty Int'l Call On Ihierjirika, Minima, Badeh & Others by TopHand: 8:40am On Jun 04, 2015
Amnesty international please carry your stupidity out of nigeria, in fact the government should ban this group, they are a useless group of holier than thou dripers, foolish people

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Dies After Hard Drugs Bursted In His Stomach by TopHand: 1:10pm On Jun 03, 2015
bushdoc9919:
I pity the......

Nigerians....whatever you do, wherever you are PLEASE....I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD.....DO not let anyone make you swallow any hard drugs.

Because if any one of them burst inside your bodi.....una go meet your ancestors instanta....

(Am sure Chukudi's ancestors dey ask am wetin him dey do for ground before his time).

FACTS ABOUT METH
My brother tell our people, if they manage escape death by bursted drug package the police firing squad will complete the job, why die in another man's country over drugs
Politics / Re: Photo: President Buhari At Niger, Today. by TopHand: 1:01pm On Jun 03, 2015
Jorussia:
.whether buhari travels to Niger chad or not,what we Nigerians, want ,is an end to this madness Called BH.
See yourself, anyway it is not your fault, wisdom is a rare commodity, common sense however should be common!!! and easily attainable, if the nigerian president doesnt travel to these countries and discuss a common strategy with the leaders what happens in a simple senario of nigerian troops chasing a fleeing group of BH across the border? or an airforce jet crossing into somebody elses airspace, please I dont want to bash GEJ again his time and era is over but it beggers belief that it took GEJ 6 years and a re-election situation to force him to visit just one of the three neighbouring presidents in whose countries BH normaly seeks refuge.
***** sorry Mr GEJ I did not mean to drag your name up again your time is over but it is necessary open the eyes of some of your diehard supporters so that they can comprehen differences betwn direct decisive action and inability with cluelessness
Food / Re: Five Confirmed Dead After Eating Dog Meat In Rivers by TopHand: 8:59am On Jun 03, 2015
jcmaiah:
I wonder why people love dog meat like say Na chicken!
Becos dog easy to catch and free awuf no dey hook throat(not in this case)

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Politics / Re: The Men Who Arrested PMB During The '85 Coup (photos) by TopHand: 8:47am On Jun 03, 2015
p1jiobi:
I regret voting for buhari.
Shhh my friend Oba of Lagos still get empty boats and shark dey for lagoon watch ya step

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Business / Re: Businesses To Start With Small Money by TopHand: 9:04pm On Jun 02, 2015
ziego:
UPDATED VERSION.....*** READ GOLD BONUS****

A SNEAK VIEW INTO GOLDMINE LIBERTY CONCEPT(GLC)

THE COMPANY HAVE A PROGRAMME CALLED FUNDING COOPERATIVE.

HOW DOES THIS PROGRAMME WORKS

THERE ARE 3 PACKAGES- GOLD,DIAMOND & PLATINUM FUND COOPERATIVE

GOLD FUND COOPERATIVE HAVE 3 LEVELS-(3X4 MATRIX SYSTEM) DIAMOND AND
PLATINUM FUND COOPERATIVE HAVE 4 LEVELS(2X4 MATRIX SYSTEM)



PACKAGE 1 GOLD FUND COOPERATIVE

REGISTER WITH $25(N4000),YOU PAY THIS AMOUNT TO THE BANK AND SIGN UP UNDER THE PERSON(MENTOR)
WHO INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS PROGRAMME.

(1) GOLD FUND LEVEL 1-REGISTER 3 PERSONS DIRECTLY,(MENTEES)WHO WILL ALSO
PAY THEIR REGISTRATION FEES OF $25 (N4000) TO THE BANK WHICH IS
$75(N12,000) THE COMPANY UPGRADES WITH $50(N8000) AND YOU KEEP $25(N4000) TO YOURSELF

(2)GOLD FUND LEVEL2-YOU RECEIVE $50(N8000) FROM 9 PEOPLES IN YOUR
LEVEL TWO. TOTAL $450(N72,000)OUT OF $450(N72,000) YOU MAKE
$200(N32,000)THE COMPANY UPGRADES WITH $200(32,000) AND YOU
PAY $50(N8000) FOR ADMIN FEE TO THE COMPANY.

(3)GOLD FUND LEVEL3-YOU RECEIVE $200(N32000) FROM 27 PEOPLE IN YOUR
LEVEL THREE. TOTAL $5400(N864,000) AT THIS LEVEL YOU KEEP ALL THIS AMOUNT
$5,400(N864,000) TO YOURSELF.

NEW INTRO:
(4) GOLD BONUS PACKAGE:
YOU RECEIVE $200(N32,000) FROM 81 PEOPLE IN YOUR LEVEL FOUR AND YOU KEEP ALL THIS AMOUNT $16,200(N2,592,000) TO YOURSELF.



Whatapp 08039521412 Note***GLC just it easy for people to earn it*****
I dont understand the logic of production please educte me, at level 4 you recieve $200 from 81 people and you keep all this money, what happens when those 81 people want their money back who will settle them, same thing at level 3 collect $200 from 27 people and keep all the money for yoursef, what did you sell in the shop or plant in the farm or manufacture at the factory that you are collecting money from people and putting it in your pocket?

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Politics / Re: New Boko Haram Video Mocks Nigeria Military With Downed Nigerian Jet Fighter Etc by TopHand: 8:00pm On Jun 02, 2015
wisdompraise:
Nigerians! Nigerians!! Nigerian!!! How many times did I call us? What is wrong with us? When are we going to stop our negative comments and join hands and pray God's intervention?

Goodluck is bad. Buhari has bad luck. What is this?
We blame society but we are society. Change yourself, society will change automatically.
Dont mind them, everyman is responsible for his own actions, if you are a tanker driver dont drink and drive, if you are a transporter mainten your vehicles, if you are a Narialander encourage positivity, the era of GEJ is gone now is the time of Sai Buhari, he became president over the weekend and is already visiting neighbouring countries, planning the destruction of BH please people why all the hate and malice are you so blinded by prejudice that you will not support a good effort?

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Politics / Re: New Boko Haram Video Mocks Nigeria Military With Downed Nigerian Jet Fighter Etc by TopHand: 7:42pm On Jun 02, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
Buhari is failing daily and people are dying left right and centre while he is busy chilling in Chad and doing nothing
I just have to believe that you are been very biased and prejudiced if not your reasoning abilities is lower than a seven year old child, Buhari who was only inaugurated on friday and today is what ? tuesday and already he is having face to face discussion with affected neighbouring presidents reguarding military strategy and solutions to BH, in my book that is efficiency and reliability, I give him a A+++
Politics / Re: Panicky Diezani Reaches Out To Lamorde by TopHand: 8:56am On May 31, 2015
we know we can never get full refund but one way or the other we get something all her hidden stash in US and Europe we will find, the target on your back is the largest one, high priestess of immorality and corruption
Politics / Re: Fayose Pays 19 APC Lawmakers’ Salaries. by TopHand: 8:46am On May 31, 2015
ramdris:
Mtcheeeew! I v always knew those guys were fighting for nothing than money then.

Anyway, it's good they have sheath their blunt sword for Ekiti to move forward in peace.
Bros the money is their outstanding salaries and allowances which rightly belongs to them
Crime / Re: My Parents Are Using My Destiny To Get Wealth –varsity Undergraduate by TopHand: 11:15am On May 30, 2015
mumu boy ok wetin be the rationale behind all your broadcasting, lets say we believe say na true you dey talk, say you no dey smoke gbana and this special head of yours dey vomit owo, kudi and eego, wetin come dey give you assurance say all the babalawos, herbalists, kidnappers witchdoctors and wizards never heard your story, God helps those who help themslves you even put your picture for outside you no dey fear?
Properties / Re: Don't Be A Victim. Investigate Every Property Before You Buy Any Land This Year by TopHand: 1:59am On May 30, 2015
[quote author=Austeenkole post=33228610]Ok, let me start by saying you did well to take the time to put this together. As an executive assistance/marketer with a reputable property company, I can put it to you that you are probably not in this business. My basis for that assumption is that you should know that most of the documents you mentioned above are strictly confidential. I don't know how these mushroom's property companies operates. But where i work, you wouldn't bother to ask for such and such when you see what we have on ground. It is hilarious to think of showing these documents to every body that works into my office to make inquiries. I have not even seen some of them myself. There are several other ways of knowing the status of a property before purchasing it. And I think you should be overly concerned with some of these documents when you dealing with individuals and not organisations. You expect Dantata & Sawoe or Cahaah Nig Ltd (where I work) to show you their survey plans and Government consent because of one three-bedroom you may end up not purchasing. hahahaha[/quote
My friend stop destroying your company, genuine customers with their hard earned cash after reading your comments whenever they hear the name Cahaah Nig Ltd they will run, can you not see that are seriously destroying any customer trust or belief in your company's brand by frivolously dismissing customer's legitimate concerns and worries
Celebrities / Re: Dabota Lawson Pictured With Her Hubby & Fashola At The Inauguration (photos) by TopHand: 11:28pm On May 29, 2015
naijainfogalery:
Billionaires and beautiful wives , i still dont get it
- Is it that the billions attract the fine girls only
- Is it that money makes those girls beautiful ?
- is it that the purposely go for the fine ones

Please can someone help me with this puzzle
My friend which kind weed you dey smoke? i beg put that joint wey dey your hand for ground, which kind yeye question you dey ask? wetin confuse you about money wey you no understand? sorry I no fit help you, God only help those who help themselves
Politics / Re: Photo-otuoke Gets Ready To Receive Jonathan In ‘home Of Goodluck’ by TopHand: 8:56am On May 29, 2015
see the place like poultry farm I just dey pity all those small small children with wheelbarrow and cutlass GEJ don play kalokalo with na future finish
Politics / Re: Some Nigerians Are Not Happy GMB Ate At The Inauguration Dinner by TopHand: 8:28am On May 29, 2015
ALL you people saying one should not eat at[b] presidential "dinner"[/b][i][/i] I hope you know it is a sin to waste food, those that are saying he shouldnt have eaten becos GEJ and co refuse to eat the problem is most of the invitation ticket holders are PDP members they are all suffering from stomach ache and high blood pressure, bad belly did not let them give tickets to those of us that wanted to go and celebrate with Buhari, anyway PDP na your last bullet you don fire so move over make better people enter
Business / Re: If You Are Ever Thinking Of Using Shippyme For Your Business, Please Think Again by TopHand: 2:48am On May 29, 2015
Please keep Nairalanders informed of any changes to their trading name, CIRCUIT ATLANTIC, SHIPPYME too many bad stories about these people
Politics / Re: Happy Democracy Day/handover: What Are Your Prayers & Wishes For The President? by TopHand: 2:13am On May 29, 2015
The baton don change, iee no go rain for your parade president Buhari, na only left right forward march, we no go see about turn

.....on another note that brother wey dey ask if person be witch becos sleep no gree come, abeg make na tell am say if hin want answer, make hin carry empty calabash go grave yard for midnight look for freshly buried grave and sleep on top am.

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