am in

it's a very technical issue, only experts can explain to experts.
but it's nothing extra ordinary or intentional.
sometimes to offer ultra high frequency, too many changes and variances take place. your phone might be too slow to process such quick changes.
it's better to have this kind of issue than to have break in network when talking.

I suggest u check your phones network capabilities. it might just be running too slow,

I doubt if this will be an issue with iPhone users.

I tried to sound as lame as possible

Lagos to Abj
quote me

shezpwiti:
Pls which good law firm can one serve in Abuja?

the hustle has started...

in the next 10 years Nigerians will become stronger

no pastor will make a fool of us again

Thanks to key men like Daddy freeze
...

more companies will be built than churches.

churches will definitely crumble...(very sad to say )

am going to say this in the coolest way I can

fvck the shct out of that bitck..

and then dump ha ass out...

how u so sure she's a virgin sef

deeper life av started making cough syrup without codeine
Boyz won't like this

no 8
pump wat away
I use the gym and I fvck well
wats the meaning of pump away naw

.

chineduemmao:
If this happens i will leave the catholic church and quit religion.

am a born Catholic

but I don't think I would quit if priest are allowed to marry...

Nutase:
DSTV will be like dancing 'one corner' now.

But Kwese TV is better than DSTV and TSTV put together. If Nigerians promote Kwese TV the way they are promoting TSTV, DSTV would have been history.

does kwese air premier league ?

traffic

QueenSekxy:
girls are way smarter than guys in all ramifications

girls are just very sensitive emotionally speaking than guys

that is ; they are more emotionally intelligent
than guys



anything aside that, its guys all the way...

have u tried it before ?

understanding.

chicken feed
step up man

chukel:
I understand programing algorithm very well. But u and I still don't know if what you have written is the sequence. It may, it may not. Since we are not the programmers, the factory service manual is there to guide. Thanks too. We all are learning.

okay

I think gazzuzz and nurey started this experiment

so let's ask them what might happen to the car , if it's driven round Lagos, without a spark plug in cylinder 4.

will it go into limp mode

or just intermittent misfire

will the will the rings on cylinder 4 still be okay

chukel:
you sound well versed but all I can deduce from your whole write up is that you have very poor research capabilities. I may be wrong. Bottom line of what op said is that cylinder 4 misfire made that ride go into limp mode. Simulate cylinder 4 misfire on same vehicle and see if it will go into limp mode. That's practical enough.

ok

have you written a program before

so let's simulate your senerio :

i take out the spark plug from cylinder four , drive it around the block for 20 mins , no limp mode

u are happy. your test was right.

but !!!

let's consider time

time is an essential factor when it comes to maintenance of equipment.

what will happen if I drive that car round Lagos without a spark plug in cylinder 4 , for a whole day or more

will it go into limp mode

now let's program our ECU

x= engine power which is = torque

torque must not be less than or equal to let's say 200watts at a certain rpm or load condition

if torque falls below specified value for 20 mins or 1 hour

do nothing.

if x is still below specified for more than an 1 hour. turn on MIL

if x is still below specified for more than whatever.

fix gear permanently on 2 ( the essence of doing this is to prevent the engine from knocking)

I hope u can understand this simple algorithm.

now I even understand the main problem of mechanics here

they don't understand programming and how codes work

simply put , they can't program.

but no one is an island of knowledge.

thanks for teaching me this.

chukel:
did you actually read this before posting. You just made a caricature of your self. I numbered your goofs. 1. What is Internet meant for and why is ur oga even advertising his feat here on the Internet. The number 1 bolded shows you were sent.
2. Where will you read the principle of compression and engine vacuum if not on the Internet. You are really not smart.
3.you still referred us to the Internet to watch youtube. What are you even saying.
4. You finally exposed yourself. Like I said earlier, you are not smart.
If you noticed along the line, poster said misfire was intermittent. He said loss of compression is responsible for misfire. Is loss of compression intermittent too? Meanwhile, the symptom that brought the car to the workshop was constant. Op, just listen to other people's input. No one is an island of knowledge. Overseas, when intermittent issues are brought to the technician, they try to simulate the problem or probable cause of the problem to produce the presenting symptom. Only cylinder 1 misfire will not make that car go into limp mode. I have an infiniti Qx4 2002 that has cylinder 1 misfire. I'm the only one that knows that cos I scanned it. You can only notice that subtly on idle.

you don't Know me really

so let me just keep it calm

probably I was sent to expose some low tech guys that claim what there are not.

did I learn about compression from the net

hell nooooo , I spent a whole year studying mechanical courses in the four walls of distinguished environment.

I also furthered my knowledge practically with top engineering companies.

so have seen the true definition of compression not just theoretically but also in practice.
not just in cars also. but big and expensive equipment.

so what's that thing u said about the internet again

if I need to sort for information I know where to look , I know where to go.

don't get me wrong, am not undermining the capabilities of the internet.

but if u have ever being into complex engineering problems , u would know the internet isn't the best place to look.

case 1
my former boss and I were once faced with a problem of a factory compressor. very expensive equipment to maintain

plus it comes with a whole load of sensors and actuators plus wiring diagram

that day I actually learnt how terrible the internet could be.

case 2

few months ago I worked at someone's company.

and he kept on preaching to me on how to lookup the internet for solutions, like I don't know how to press my phone.
well that guy has the record of the most unfinished jobs have ever seen. well since the internet is his bedrock. I can't be any less surprised

case 3

when building my robot.... how did the internet help me and my team lol I don't even wanna narrate that.

my point is this ; the internet is only good for diy. when it comes to real troubleshooting, u need not practical experience alone. but the theory and principle of operation of the system or unit.

how do u fix a cylinder that is worn out

and what makes u think one cylinder can't cause a serious misfire. that can make the car go into limp mode

have u designed an engine before or do u know the calculations involved in engine design

the white man created that thing with a lot of calculations, and u just despise his work like u are the next Albert Einstein

instead of u to judge based on fact u are drawing conclusion based on ,what we know could be an error code.

am always a learner , i like to learn and see things in a practical and logical manner.

so until u bring me a solid prove, that won't violate any logical and engineering principle, Oga u have said nothing

and as for calling my Oga honmusa

well am deeply honoured

without prejudice...

peace.

where can I get one decoder in Lagos ?

selfish Nigerians

no one willing to accept another man's view

most people kept shouting swirl valve

well did any of you bother to read on the principle of compression and engine vacuum

let's stop being parts changers

what kind of mechanic looks up the internet for solutions

that's a very dull mechanic and I will say that anywhere.

owing to the fact that similar symptoms on two different vehicles will never or might not point out the main culprit.

checking the net should be very last resort.

only check the net for rare vehicles with silly cases.. not this easy one

the main problem here is this :

most peeps don't even understand the principle of pressure or engine compression I doubt if most of you guys understand the working principle of an engine

that's why most peeps here have a pile of return jobs
u even see cars lined up in their garage for as long as a year.
just because of their shallow knowledge on diagnosis

as for those of u who recommend the mechanic work on the engine, please kindly Access YouTube and watch videos on MRO facilities, then u will know y local mechanics shouldn't open your engine

am tempted to mention so called big names here who have a very shallow knowledge on diagnosis and can't tackle complex issues .
but I won't
and no one should force me too

cause have being to their garage and studied their work ethics

iin fact let me just stop

honmusa is the best

ckp or cam sensors
most especially cam sensor

go and fvck a real pucci
then edit your post

08139520667

.books are the best place to seek knowledge.
but Nigerians don't read, since we now rely on pastors to read for us
couldn't find a bookshop in ikeja
that really shocked me....

what is sexual immorality

ivoryhouse:
Yes to all your questions, its the exact fit. We ran diagnosis and its the module.the module is for transmission

separate the issue between electrical and mechanical

is the gear slipping or shifting hard

are all the solenoids electrically okay

as for electrical problems
get a competent auto electrician
for blown head gasket , replace engine...

nelson7777:


different type of f programme. ..

hsk 1 to hsk 8/9, thats just different level, u keep going till u wnt to stop, b4 it use to b free bt nw u register 4 abt 5k, they will giv u materials (video, audio, txtbook) then u start attending lectures, i think twice/thrice a week.. they r nt desperate 4 ur money, u cn stay on any level till u wnt to move to d nxt, ......
.
diploma you apply n pay as general normal university diploma student, including d bsc program.. u write jamb post ume, clearance e.t.c but diploma u dnt write jamb..

wow

this is really nice

nelson7777:

they hv espanol... but nt as serious as d chinese, in confucius d chinese people r ur teachers, they hv both digital n normal library,, they hv very big flat screen tvs in all classes with laptops,, they help students gt jobs, b there is a time in d programme they will snd u to china...

how much does the programme cost

and what's the duration ?

McBeal10:
online try YouTube

I think the app works better
thanks anyways
would have loved a classroom session though