deenvibe:
I raped a prostitute on house roof

Haba roof kwa

stylochime:
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No B OP Fault Na. Bt Dis Ur Combination Na Die O

ardeypearlz:
I need a baboon in a taxi

I killed a model on my bed

MotherOfDragons:
i jumped on my boyfrind in the river

Heheheheehehehehe

aloobright17:
Op u are wicked considering where both my month and day find themselves.

Swissheart:
Wow... I played with Kim Kardashian in a bus.
Not bad

Huh

MzPecs:
OP.. you want to stylishly know my age abi?


Okay.. I slapped my cousin in a car pack

stylochime:
I Jumped On My Dog In The Playground

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RoyalBlak007:
I raped a baboon in the grave yard

♦

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Let's play a game..

Find your birthday month, day and
year and form a sentence...

Select your month
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love

SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
Select the year of birth...
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998- on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I'm lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthday.

Whats your funny sentence.?

​Full Biography of Nigerian nollywood star Bigvai Jokotoye.


Nollywood actor BIGVAI JOKOTOYE is a full time movie Producer
and actor.

Early Life.
Born on 13th of August, to the family of late Pastor and Mrs
Jokotoye, from Ajaawa Ogbomosho state Nigeria, while his mum
hailed from Cotonou Benin Republic, Attended Ilofa Grammar
school before proceeding to University of Ado-ekiti. May 2001 he
lost his dad Pastor Jokotoye, and after his fathers death,he
couldn’t continue his education and so he decided to live on his
Gods given talents which is acting. Hes a guitar lover and also
been into music for a while as well.

Acting Career.
Bigvai Jokotoye started acting way back in 1987 with church
drama group of C.A.C Erin-ile Kwara state where his father was a
pastor, but delved into it professionally in 2001 and he had been
featured in over 50 movies both English and Yoruba, Adenuga
soaps, KuruKuru, Jenifa, ikudoro, Abowaba, Ireoluwa to mention
few, also produced films like Epe ana and the rest.

Awards and nominations.
Bigvai Jokotoye has had an handful of awards and nominations.
City people best supporting actor 2014, Best actor mapoly,
Abeokuta 2014, YIA California, best actor, Nominated for YOMAFA
awards, best supporting actor. Nominated for Yoruba movie
academy best upcoming 2013,

Marriage .
In the year 2013, he was involved in a paternity scandal with his ex
girlfriend Bukky Ajayi.
Hes relocated to California, and in April 2016 he got married to his
Love of his life Adetokunbo, and he’s been happily married since
then.

http://truecelebmedia.com/%e2%80%8bfull-biography-nigerian-nollywood-star-bigvai-jokotoye/

Brownhypo:
Nigeria, Great Nation with Great Mission

Exactly

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Ok

vpaymoney:
NIGERIA has most resillient citizens in d world!

RichieDaVinci01:
Who even does long distance relationships
How will you be dating someone you can't bang

What about those living abroad

Differences between love and lust because Love is not enough in a relationship.


Firstly we need to know the difference between love and lust, most people don’t seem to be able to identify the two.

What is lust?

Lust means having a strong desire for someone or something, or an overwhelming desire or craving, it might be lust for power or for the opposite sex,

 

What is love?

Love is a feeling of strong or constant affection for a person or something. (Very soon i will talk about the types of love that exist)

 

Now knowing what is lust and love, we can see its a close thing, almost the same, but not the same, here are the signs for you to spot the difference.

Signs of lust.

1) You are. Totally focused on a person’s looks and body.

2) You are interested in having s*x, but not having conversations.

3) You would rather keep the relationship on a fantasy level, not discuss real feelings.

4) You want to leave soon after s*x, rather than cuddling or breakfast the next morning.

5) You are lovers, but not friends.

 

Signs of Love.

1) You want to spend quality time together other than s*x.

2) You get lost in conversations and forget about the hours passing.

Continue Reading: http://truecelebmedia.com/love-lust/

12 Important Dos And Don’ts Of Long Distance Dating



1. ALWAYS stay in touch

When you are in a long distance relationship, you don’t see each other often and don’t get to have as many fulfilling conversations, even though you get to talk on the phone. To make communication strong for the both of you, we strongly suggest that you always keep a conversation going. It isn’t very difficult and it won’t take up too much of your time at all. All that you have to do is just send texts whenever you have the time. Check in on your partner and ask how they are doing that day. Stay updated on their daily routine and affairs. If you stay connected on a daily basis, then you won’t miss out on any significant event or incident that takes place in your partner’s life. This is an important factor in making long distance dating work.

2. Build trust

Continue Reading: http://truecelebmedia.com/12-important-dos-donts-long-distance-dating/

STILESGANG:
This news is false.With thr high number of gullible proplr in the country.Adeboye and oyedepo are worth nothing less than 500mill dollars.

Not false bro, most of their turnovers are not from Nigerian income, they are world pastors

Love is sweet when you with the right person, yeah its true, but some ladies tend to rush things so faster than it should be, and they get hurt so fast in the process as well. Here are some mistakes you should try and correct in other to avoid some heartbreaks.

Read:
http://truecelebmedia.com/some-silly-mistakes-made-by-nigerian-ladies-when-they-fall-in-love-too-fast/

9 ways to know if someone is legit or scammer. Read: http://truecelebmedia.com/9-ways-to-know-if-someone-is-legit-or-scammer/

wilsonreuben:
A Nigerian ontop! In This APC Hour? I "donebeleaveit"

Lmao

colejr:
Information reaching is that these people adebayo hakeem adebayo, and the truth they scam innocent people, so for your own best interest, stay away and dont transact any business with them. Beware!!!

Na wa ooooooooooooo

cruzita:
this signing doesn't make sense

Why u said so?

tukdi:
Sauce

BBC

Paul Pogba: Manchester United re-sign France midfielder for
world-record £89m



Pogba has won 38 caps for France and the Serie A title with
Juventus four times
Paul Pogba said "the time is right to go back to Old Trafford" after
completing his world-record £89m transfer to Manchester United.
The 23-year-old midfielder returns after four years away, having
left United for Juventus for £1.5m in 2012.
Pogba, who signed a five-year deal, added: "This is the right club
for me to achieve everything I hope to."
Manager Jose Mourinho said the France international could be "the
heart of the club" for the next decade.
United will pay the Italian champions 105m euros for Pogba, plus
5m euros (£4.5m) in performance-related bonuses and other
costs, including 5m euros if Pogba signs a new contract.
It surpasses the £85m that Real Madrid paid Tottenham for Wales
forward Gareth Bale in 2013.
The announcement was made by United just after 00:30 BST on
Tuesday, with a glossy video showing the player - with a red devil
marked into his hair - emerging from the shadows.
It was followed by a series of sponsor videos, including one with
English rapper and grime artist Stormzy, whose most successful
song to date is 'Shut Up'.
'Pogba gives Man Utd fear factor'
Is the midfielder Man Utd's most expensive mistake?
Listen: Pogba, the story so far
BBC Three: How Pogba has followed in the footsteps of
football's great returners
Pogba, who helped hosts France reach the Euro 2016 final, has
won the Serie A title in each of his four seasons at Juventus.
He is Mourinho's fourth signing at United, after Ivory Coast
defender Eric Bailly, Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic and
Armenia forward Henrikh Mkhitaryan.
It will be the first time in 20 years an English club has set a world-
record transfer fee, after Newcastle United paid £15 to sign
England striker Alan Shearer from Blackburn Rovers for £15m.
Pogba joined United from French club Le Havre in 2009 as a 16-
year-old, but made just a handful of appearances before his
contract expired in July 2012.
He has made 178 appearances for Juventus, scoring 34 goals, and
helped the club reach the 2015 Champions League final. The Serie
A side had offered him a new contract, while Real Madrid were also
interested in signing him.
Pogba said his mum told him he would return to Old Trafford and
that it was his "destiny", adding: "
Speaking to MUTV he added: "I just came back to Carrington. It
was like I'd just come back home. I just went for a holiday."
In a series of messages to Juventus supporters on social media,
Pogba said: "Goodbye means nothing, it is the time we spent
together that matters. I will bring with me a piece of you and leave
you a little piece of me."

Top 10 World’s Richest Pastors 2016

10. Joseph Prince Net Worth 2016 – $5 Million


Head of the largest church in the all of Asia and netting a salary of $550,000 a year, Prince could easily be seen as blessed. Born to a Sikh priest and previously employed as an IT consultant, his unlikely career has garnered a grand following worldwide from his native Malaysia to the United States. This popularity is partially thanks to such friends as Joel Osteen of Lakewood Megachurch who has hosted a number of his sermons. One of the most internet savvy of the pastors listed, Prince also has a online video and podcast with a following from over 150 countries.

 

9. T.B. Joshua Net Worth 2016 – $10 Million.


Considered a Prophet by most of his congregation, Joshua has a unique and notable influence in his native country of Nigeria. While primarily preaching from his home city of Lagos, Nigeria, Joshua has over 1.5 million Facebook fans. He also has a history of sending “Anointed Water” to thousands of individuals worldwide, most notably during the recent Ebola crisis. There has been ongoing controversy regarding his claims to deliver people from possession, and there are 3 reported deaths in the U.K. linked to his church. These were reported to be cases where the individuals refused life lengthening AIDS medication and instead relied on prayer for survival.

 

8. Billy Graham Net Worth 2016 – $25 Million


Once called by many as “America’s Pastor”, Billy Graham is among the most well known and long-lived pastors on the planet. Born in 1918 and educated in Anthropology and Biblical Studies by the Trinity Bible College in Florida State, he has been a presence for many historic events of the past two generations. From bailing Dr. Martin Luther King Jr out of jail during the fight for Civil Rights, to directly writing and supporting Nixon during the Vietnam war, he has always been quite political minded. This fact has no doubt helped his following, with an estimated audience of around 2.2 Billion individuals over the course of his career.

 

7. Kenneth Copeland Net Worth 2016 – $25 Million


Best known for his messages about prosperity and abundance, it appears Copeland can reference quite a bit of firsthand experience. Before his conversion to Christianity he had commercial success as a recording artist, releasing 1957’s “Pledge of Love” which made it to #17 of the top 40 billboard hits of the year. Copeland has had a lifelong love for flying as well, which allowed him after conversion to become the personal pilot of Oral Roberts before starting his own ministry and owning his own private jet (admittedly paid for by church donations). Copeland and his family also reside in a $6.3 million estate, where television audiences are invited to sit around the table with the family on “Believers Voice of Victory”.

 

6. Creflo Dollar Net Worth 2016 – $27 Million


With Dollar in his name, was there any doubt this pastor would appear on such a list? Known as one of the flashiest of American Ministers, he owns a Rolls Royce, multiple $2.5 million dollar estates and in recent years been given an F by the Ministry Watch for financial transparency. To make matters worse, Dollar was arrested in 2013 for allegedly attacking his own daughter but the charges were dropped after agreements to join anger management groups. He like quite a few of his comrades in this list preaches almost exclusively the “prosperity” gospel. While receiving a Bachelor’s in Science for Education from West Georgia College, it appears this pastor has yet to learn the intricacies of “Do unto Others”.

 

5. E. A .Adeboye Net Worth 2016 – $39 Million


Enoch Adejare Adeboye began his career in preaching while still maintaining a professorship at the University of Lagos, Nigeria. It appears his Ph.D. in mathematics continues to serve him well, as membership numbers of his Redeemed Christian Church of God continue to swell in over 100 countries. Adeboye has claimed a goal to put a church “within 5 minutes” of every home in the world. With 14,000 branches in Nigeria alone, it seems he has done so much for at least one country.

 

4. Benny Hinn Net Worth 2016 – $42 Million


Benny Hinn is perhaps the most openly controversial of any American Televangelist. Publicly claiming a gospel that empowers “faith healing”, he has been investigated by the United States Senate for manipulation of tax status, and his Ministry has been flagged with a “Donor Alert” by Ministry Watch. Regardless of this shady financial situation he continues to have a solid fellowship in both Canada and the United States. Followers of his teachings believe that if they are prayed over, they can be healed of any malady. Among his many luxury possessions is a Gulfstream G4 jet.

3. Chris Oyakhilome Net Worth 2016 – $50 Million


Yet another Lagos native, “Pastor Chris” has an incredibly busy schedule to go with his wealth. His Believers’ Loveworld Incorporated not only contains an absolutely massive fellowship branch, but also branches for humanitarian aid and education. He also owns three separate television channels that garner up to 2.5 million views per nightly event. As is common for someone with the “faith healing” gospel, there is some backlash, particularly from the Treatment Action Campaign against his claims of faith healing AIDS. As an interesting aside, as of 2016 South Africa is considering a warrant for his arrest if Oyakhilome and his organizations do not become more financially transparent.

2. Bishop T.D. Jakes Net Worth 2016 – $147 Million[/b][/i][i][b]


Head of the Potter’s House Megachurch and Potter’s Touch television program, T.D. Jakes is a common face on many national broadcast stations. Jakes has also been seen with both Presidents Bush (during the Hurricane Katrina aftermath) and Obama (leading a morning church service in 2009) who have both commented on his faithful intents and actions. This is particularly notable, as both his Bachelor and Masters of Arts degree came from an unaccredited institution, Friends International Christian University. Though he does make a sizable yearly sum as a pastor, most of his wealth has originated in sales of his gospel music (for which he has won at least one Grammy award), books and numerous syndicated appearances. As it turns out, T.D. Jakes is also of Nigerian heritage, which was proven when he allowed for his DNA to be tested for a PBS program.


1. Bishop David Oyedepo Net Worth 2016 – $150 Million


Coming in as a supposed host of the Holy Ghost with the most, Bishop David Oyedepo heads the single largest church in the world, Winners’ Chapel, which seats 50,000. As one of the main founders of the Nigerian Christian Charismatic movement, he also exerts control over churches in 45 African nations, as well as several in Dubai, the United Kingdom and the United States. Having been mentored by Adeboye, it is quite clear he took the formula of church expansion up a notch. Alongside churches, there has also been active outreach within his native continent where his ministry has aided in the development of hospitals, schools and maternity homes. As to be expected with such successes, two of his sons are following in his footsteps by heading up both the London and South African Winners’ Chapel divisions.


Any comments?

bikerboy1:
OP after reading this your wonderful post, I just can't explain how proud I am, being a NIGERIAN.

We are truly a Great Nation.

#proudlynigerian

lalasticlala, over to you

True

RealJaneDoe:
There are so many potentials that are dying here because of the state of our country. I tell you if some of those Nigerians abroad were here they will not do as well as they did over there. God help us

Exactly